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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:11/21/2011
Last Login:8/22/2014
Location:Belgium
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Content Level Progress: 43% (43/100)
Level 208 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 209 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
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Times Content Favorited:1301 times
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#134 - read description... it says: not oc  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2012 on being friend zoned 0
User avatar #135 - popkornking (01/06/2012) [-]
Okay, still retoast
User avatar #138 - lolzoz (01/06/2012) [-]
yes I know and I'm sorry for that. I just wanted to share the funny with you all.

#131 - Are you ******* blind? read the the damn descript…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2012 on being friend zoned +2
#171 - topherar (01/06/2012) [-]
Gu Fuck Yourself?
User avatar #174 - lolzoz (01/06/2012) [-]
It's in Ron Paul hater language so he can understand it
#130 - It's true what awesomeinstinct says! And if you fail, don't ke… 01/06/2012 on being friend zoned +1
#87 - Picture 01/06/2012 on being friend zoned 0
#34 - 1. I don't care as the 493 (and growing) others. 2. happ… 01/06/2012 on being friend zoned 0
#135 - If you do it that way then you're my hero 0 also, i tak… 01/05/2012 on Made my Fucking Day +2
#26 - your dick hurts after fapping 3 times? Dude... you're still a…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2012 on Made my Fucking Day +78
User avatar #124 - TheWayneAdams (01/05/2012) [-]
Dude, your still fapping? It's all about Flapping man, it's very simple to do, all you need is a bowl and a bucket, and water, and also a kettle, and ice cubes, also a towel to dry yourself off.

Anyway, boil the water in a kettle and fill the bowl with the ice. Once the kettle is boiled pour it into the bucket. This is the crazy part now, submerge as much as you can of your fapping hand and arm into the boiling water, and at the same time, tea-bag the ice in the bowl, resist the urge to pull your hand out, on your balls. Count to 30, then fap away my friend, I assure you, it is unpleasurable and pointless.
User avatar #147 - Mexecutioner (01/06/2012) [-]
That is the first text-only comment to ever make me shit my pants laughing.
#135 - lolzoz (01/05/2012) [-]
If you do it that way then you're my hero 0
also, i take my words back then
#12 - If this was from a pornmovie I would have seen it (It's the on… 01/05/2012 on being friend zoned 0
#5 - If you think the guy away than it's possible to fap to it.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2012 on being friend zoned 0
User avatar #6 - ShadowIvan (01/05/2012) [-]
i mean the scene looks like it's from a porno

User avatar #12 - lolzoz (01/05/2012) [-]
If this was from a pornmovie I would have seen it (It's the only thing you can do when you are in the friendzone :/)
#32 - the "holla" made my day :p 01/04/2012 on Precision Rage +1
#20 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2012 on Igwen +1
#21 - toyla (01/03/2012) [-]
#85 - I miss those times :( 01/03/2012 on Childhood Sorcery +1
#5 - This song is ******* EPIC!!! 01/03/2012 on Skyrim Theme Song Lyrics +3
#152 - LIKE A BEAN  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2012 on awesome Mr. Bean +15
#156 - hunghunghonkie (01/03/2012) [-]
#3 - I'm sorry but I don't know. 01/03/2012 on make a wish +1
#1 - lololol so true 01/02/2012 on Facebook 0
#18 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2012 on Igwen 0
#19 - toyla (01/03/2012) [-]
#20 - lolzoz (01/03/2012) [-]
#21 - toyla (01/03/2012) [-]
#7 - no problem bro  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2012 on Stages of life +1
#8 - toyla (01/03/2012) [-]
#16 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/02/2012 on Igwen +1
#17 - toyla (01/02/2012) [-]
#18 - lolzoz (01/02/2012) [-]
#19 - toyla (01/03/2012) [-]
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#21 - toyla (01/03/2012) [-]
#5 - U not understand or you think I'm wrong?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2012 on Stages of life +1
#6 - toyla (01/02/2012) [-]
misread it :p can happen
#7 - lolzoz (01/02/2012) [-]
no problem bro
#8 - toyla (01/03/2012) [-]
#3 - thank you very much zip *fap fap fap*  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2012 on The Flash +1
#4 - toyla (01/02/2012) [-]
#14 - op is a Ron Paul hater  [+] (7 new replies) 01/02/2012 on Igwen +1
#15 - toyla (01/02/2012) [-]
<------ you.
#16 - lolzoz (01/02/2012) [-]
#17 - toyla (01/02/2012) [-]
#18 - lolzoz (01/02/2012) [-]
#19 - toyla (01/03/2012) [-]
#20 - lolzoz (01/03/2012) [-]
#21 - toyla (01/03/2012) [-]
#3 - To show my life you need only 2 of them. the first and the last...  [+] (5 new replies) 01/02/2012 on Stages of life +2
#4 - toyla (01/02/2012) [-]
User avatar #5 - lolzoz (01/02/2012) [-]
U not understand or you think I'm wrong?
#6 - toyla (01/02/2012) [-]
misread it :p can happen
#7 - lolzoz (01/02/2012) [-]
no problem bro
#8 - toyla (01/03/2012) [-]
#1 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2012 on The Flash +1
#2 - toyla (01/02/2012) [-]
Here, have these boobs :)
User avatar #3 - lolzoz (01/02/2012) [-]
thank you very much



zip *fap fap fap*
#4 - toyla (01/02/2012) [-]
#4 - thanks man, did the same with yours. I just find it funny … 01/02/2012 on Goddamn Cats +1
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