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#3 - she's kinda hot just sayin 06/26/2014 on | Blondes | 0
#825 - i **** you not... ive fapped 30 mins after having… 06/05/2014 on How often do you fap? 0
#136320 - i think thats it 05/31/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#136319 - im in an international school, does it count?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #136321 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
I have no idea, I went to a public school in my area. But I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as a permanent record. The only thing colleges see is your transcript, which is your GPA and what you've gotten for each class you've been in. Seriously, no one will care if you skipped a class in school, they're just trying to scare you. Unless I'm totally wrong, I don't know how international schools work
#136203 - i think i know what you're talking about, some "user 66&q…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#136260 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah it was weird. I know theres a similar one called Chatroom 98 but its not the same thing.
#136202 - So today was my last day of school, the yearbook has been a bi…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/30/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #136367 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/31/2014) [-]
Go tell the Tech teacher. Get her to help you out.
Show that you worked on the yearbook.

Tell the principal that you disagree with his accusations. In the most formal way possible. Going in, informal, is a bad idea.
Get your parents to back you up.
Get the other students who worked on the yearbook to back you up.
User avatar #136264 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Definitely tell whoever it is that you're in yearbook. Bring the teacher in charge of yearbook with you as well as your alibi. PS there's no such thing as a permanent record, it's not going to college. Unless you're not in the US then forget what I said
User avatar #136319 - lolwutthef (05/31/2014) [-]
im in an international school, does it count?
User avatar #136321 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
I have no idea, I went to a public school in my area. But I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as a permanent record. The only thing colleges see is your transcript, which is your GPA and what you've gotten for each class you've been in. Seriously, no one will care if you skipped a class in school, they're just trying to scare you. Unless I'm totally wrong, I don't know how international schools work
User avatar #136261 - teoberry (05/31/2014) [-]
Just talk to the tech teacher. Say "I'm in a bit of a mess because the principal didn't know I was working on yearbook, and now I could be in big trouble". As long as you don't sound dickish and try to blame her, you'll be fine
User avatar #136224 - saltybanana (05/30/2014) [-]
go up to them professionaly and tel the person whos in charge, or talk to your counselor what went down.

dont go in there all pissed off n shit, cause they wont take you srs. id think talking to your counselor first should give you better chances
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#84 - ah yes audible hallucinations are the worse 05/22/2014 on What sleep paralysis is like 0
#16 - Very innacurate in my opinion. If you really want to know what…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2014 on What sleep paralysis is like +1
User avatar #46 - tinglyturtletaint (05/21/2014) [-]
It's pretty acurate for me. I have sleep paralysis like 5 or more times a month because I have a sleep disorder. It doesn't always come with hallucinations but sometimes it does. I've had the ring girl walk towards me before. Also the thing sitting on his chest is a common theme that goes back a long ways. Lots of cultures have all have some sort of myth involving waking up paralyzed and having some sort of demon or evil spirit (invisible or otherwise) sit on your chest.
#30 - herculespower (05/21/2014) [-]
a good trick to getting out of it, while you cant move your body, try to move just one part of your body like a finger, just concentrate on that, once you get that moving you should start gaining control of the rest of your body slowly but surely, concentrating on that limb was like resetting and awakening everything in your body, idk where i read it, I think Here on FJ, But theres a better way of describing how to do it somewhere else
#37 - thesinfuljin (05/21/2014) [-]
Agreed.

The best way I've found to get out of sleep paralysis when it happens to me is to squint my eyes as hard as I can. I don't know why but it works quite well for me. It might be because I'm flexing a muscle I can actually move and it wakes my body up.
I still have horrible 10 second episodes where it feels like an anxiety attack but I can't move and squinting doesn't do sheeeeiiiit.

Freaky deaky yo.
#14 - so im not the only one who screams... good. hey have you tried…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2014 on What sleep paralysis is like +1
#51 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
*quite
User avatar #47 - tinglyturtletaint (05/21/2014) [-]
I've had it so often that unless there is an audible hallucination I don't scream or freak out anymore. My method is to just not open my eyes and breathe deeply and calmly until I can move, it seems to make it stop faster.
User avatar #84 - lolwutthef (05/22/2014) [-]
ah yes audible hallucinations are the worse
User avatar #18 - rerinnsk (05/21/2014) [-]
I experience the same things. Just recently I had sleep paralysis where I actually sat up in my bed, but then you know, when I actually wake up I'm still in bed. My sleep paralysis can be pretty bad, I usually try everything to get out of it. But I haven't really thought "should i have done this or that." I just think how the hell do I get out of it quickly enough without seeing anything terrifying. I try screaming to get someone to help me but since my body is paralyzed I'm only screaming in my head. It's one of the most frustrating things about it.

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User avatar #6 - servantd (05/01/2013) [-]
Hello there. This might be random, but I came across a message in which you told about lucid dreaming experiences and I was thinking of giving you a little piece of advice. Even though it' can be said in few words, it is absolutely groundbreaking.
User avatar #7 to #6 - lolwutthef (05/01/2013) [-]
go ahead, ive been lookin for adivce myself, none which have really helped
User avatar #8 to #7 - servantd (05/02/2013) [-]
Alright. Firstly I feel that I should tell you that this is part of a greater teaching, which was presented by a man during the twentieth century.

Now to the good stuff. This works when you are dreaming, so it is normal to work when you are lucid dreaming as well. It goes like this: we all have biological parents, mother and father. But, we also have divine parents, the Divine Mother and Divine Father. I won't go into further details, but they are basically God as Mother and God as Father. the Divine Mother is unconditional Love, a purifying fire. ultimate protection (as you will also see).

I have called my Divine Mother twice with success when I was dreaming (sometimes I woke up from the realization I was dreaming, almost always in the morning) It felt special, as if light started breaking dark You need to login to view this link one point in a dream, I felt something in my bed besides me, but I couldn't see it. I was afraid.. so I called the Divine Mother, and the thing hid under the covers and started shaking from fear. It was one of my inner demons, it was afraid of Her. They all are. Because she has the power to dissolve them.

Finally, sorry for the long read, but I should mention your relationship. It is one of Mother and child. Talk to her like to your mother, because she is. You can ask her anything, or ask her to help you in the way you she knows you need it then. I hope I have been of some help to you, and that you are now able to help yourself.
Have a wonderful day ^_^
User avatar #9 to #8 - lolwutthef (05/03/2013) [-]
wow... this changed my perspective completely... do you think you could go into more details or tell me where i can find more information about this? im really into the whole spirituality thing and ive read books and articles about it but what you just told me really struck me
User avatar #10 to #9 - servantd (05/03/2013) [-]
There is a society, AGEAC, who specializes in these things. It was founded by the man I was talking about. He took up the name Samael Aun Weor, when he received permission to do so, the name of his Being. (In case you wonder about the strangeness of his name). There are a couple of sites related to this.

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And they also recommend:

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On vopus you can also search for locations where courses are being held. I've got friends who started these courses a year ago, and I have started them alongside another friend when another introduction was made. It is not unusual for there to be many people at the introduction, where you are shown a powerpoint presentation and explained bits and pieces, only to find 3-4 people that actually attend the courses. I heard there was a moment when courses were held for only one person.
There is a monthly fee which is used to pay for rent, but they accept however much you can spare. Additionally, they sell brochures after each rouse. They're very cheap, but the teaching is high quality.

Of course, these courses are a formal way to teach you what you must practice, and also act as a support group with other people who walk this path. Nonetheless, having a direct connection with higher entities is something transcendental, and is promoted by the course by means of practicing meditation, self-observation, mantralization etc.. These might sound strange, but they are presented in an objective way and explained in detail.

The option of studying for yourself with aid from your Divine Parents is also available and can be very effective. Also they have email courses. :3

This is what I know and am sure about. I must say that it is a hard and painful path, but it leads to self-control, self-realization, unconditional love for others. I must confess, I am rather weak and I find it hard to follow the teaching at all times... you always have to work hard to gain something...But it really is worth it!!
User avatar #11 to #10 - servantd (05/03/2013) [-]
Also, I rarely wake up in my dreams, so in this regard you have a head start! You can turn something that pains you into something wonderful.
User avatar #12 to #11 - lolwutthef (05/05/2013) [-]
i tried what you told me... im sorta getting the hang of it, lasy night i could feel "me" out... i dont know how to explain, i gained control of most my dreams and i was able to wake up and fall asleep as i pleased from my dream... you actually helped a lot, thanks man!
User avatar #13 to #12 - servantd (05/06/2013) [-]
You're helping yourself actually. I just happened to give you a piece of information :p You're welcome. And remember to love your parents. Both natural and divine ^_^
User avatar #3 - cheated (04/26/2013) [-]
Yeah sure buddy but right now I'm on my iPod so it's laggy to the extreme, my keyboard broke and I got your email so I figured I'd try to reply on here. It works, kinda. Anyways pop me a message whenever you want, I'm going to go to bed right now it's 12:53 AM and I see you're not online, or not according to my iPod. So I'll check back tomorrow.
User avatar #4 to #3 - lolwutthef (04/27/2013) [-]
awesome, say tonight?
User avatar #5 to #4 - cheated (04/27/2013) [-]
Sure
User avatar #1 - thexxtalonxx (12/26/2012) [-]
I got your back in that religious/atheism thread, bro.
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