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#75 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2015 on (untitled) +1
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#17 - I weight around 62kg, im a male, my record is 6:28. near faint… 08/22/2015 on Shit's too fast 0
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How dare you not log in to make your comment!
#514 - skybluetroll (08/20/2015) [-]
yo wtf i started watching this anime today lol
User avatar #530 - dalgaard (08/20/2015) [-]
i dont think ur eyes benefits from watching garbage.
#534 - skybluetroll (08/20/2015) [-]
Man, do i hate elitists who think that their taste is the only right one and make others feel bad by talking down to them.
User avatar #536 - dalgaard (08/20/2015) [-]
whatever you say homie :^)
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How do I follow something I don't even have?
#13 - izzizii (07/18/2015) [-]
My father is a self-employed musician. He's not famous, but he's the first person anyone calls when they need a bassist. He does his fair share of gigging and he teaches every now and again along with some side jobs. He's always made enough to live comfortably. He also always tells me that if you genuinely love something you will be able to make it work. So, I believe in you guy! Good luck in all you do!
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We technically have the right to play but not dress up like some gay child fucker.
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User avatar #6 - servantd (05/01/2013) [-]
Hello there. This might be random, but I came across a message in which you told about lucid dreaming experiences and I was thinking of giving you a little piece of advice. Even though it' can be said in few words, it is absolutely groundbreaking.
User avatar #7 to #6 - lolwutthef (05/01/2013) [-]
go ahead, ive been lookin for adivce myself, none which have really helped
User avatar #8 to #7 - servantd (05/02/2013) [-]
Alright. Firstly I feel that I should tell you that this is part of a greater teaching, which was presented by a man during the twentieth century.

Now to the good stuff. This works when you are dreaming, so it is normal to work when you are lucid dreaming as well. It goes like this: we all have biological parents, mother and father. But, we also have divine parents, the Divine Mother and Divine Father. I won't go into further details, but they are basically God as Mother and God as Father. the Divine Mother is unconditional Love, a purifying fire. ultimate protection (as you will also see).

I have called my Divine Mother twice with success when I was dreaming (sometimes I woke up from the realization I was dreaming, almost always in the morning) It felt special, as if light started breaking dark You need to login to view this link one point in a dream, I felt something in my bed besides me, but I couldn't see it. I was afraid.. so I called the Divine Mother, and the thing hid under the covers and started shaking from fear. It was one of my inner demons, it was afraid of Her. They all are. Because she has the power to dissolve them.

Finally, sorry for the long read, but I should mention your relationship. It is one of Mother and child. Talk to her like to your mother, because she is. You can ask her anything, or ask her to help you in the way you she knows you need it then. I hope I have been of some help to you, and that you are now able to help yourself.
Have a wonderful day ^_^
User avatar #9 to #8 - lolwutthef (05/03/2013) [-]
wow... this changed my perspective completely... do you think you could go into more details or tell me where i can find more information about this? im really into the whole spirituality thing and ive read books and articles about it but what you just told me really struck me
User avatar #10 to #9 - servantd (05/03/2013) [-]
There is a society, AGEAC, who specializes in these things. It was founded by the man I was talking about. He took up the name Samael Aun Weor, when he received permission to do so, the name of his Being. (In case you wonder about the strangeness of his name). There are a couple of sites related to this.

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And they also recommend:

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On vopus you can also search for locations where courses are being held. I've got friends who started these courses a year ago, and I have started them alongside another friend when another introduction was made. It is not unusual for there to be many people at the introduction, where you are shown a powerpoint presentation and explained bits and pieces, only to find 3-4 people that actually attend the courses. I heard there was a moment when courses were held for only one person.
There is a monthly fee which is used to pay for rent, but they accept however much you can spare. Additionally, they sell brochures after each rouse. They're very cheap, but the teaching is high quality.

Of course, these courses are a formal way to teach you what you must practice, and also act as a support group with other people who walk this path. Nonetheless, having a direct connection with higher entities is something transcendental, and is promoted by the course by means of practicing meditation, self-observation, mantralization etc.. These might sound strange, but they are presented in an objective way and explained in detail.

The option of studying for yourself with aid from your Divine Parents is also available and can be very effective. Also they have email courses. :3

This is what I know and am sure about. I must say that it is a hard and painful path, but it leads to self-control, self-realization, unconditional love for others. I must confess, I am rather weak and I find it hard to follow the teaching at all times... you always have to work hard to gain something...But it really is worth it!!
User avatar #11 to #10 - servantd (05/03/2013) [-]
Also, I rarely wake up in my dreams, so in this regard you have a head start! You can turn something that pains you into something wonderful.
User avatar #12 to #11 - lolwutthef (05/05/2013) [-]
i tried what you told me... im sorta getting the hang of it, lasy night i could feel "me" out... i dont know how to explain, i gained control of most my dreams and i was able to wake up and fall asleep as i pleased from my dream... you actually helped a lot, thanks man!
User avatar #13 to #12 - servantd (05/06/2013) [-]
You're helping yourself actually. I just happened to give you a piece of information :p You're welcome. And remember to love your parents. Both natural and divine ^_^
User avatar #3 - cheated (04/26/2013) [-]
Yeah sure buddy but right now I'm on my iPod so it's laggy to the extreme, my keyboard broke and I got your email so I figured I'd try to reply on here. It works, kinda. Anyways pop me a message whenever you want, I'm going to go to bed right now it's 12:53 AM and I see you're not online, or not according to my iPod. So I'll check back tomorrow.
User avatar #4 to #3 - lolwutthef (04/27/2013) [-]
awesome, say tonight?
User avatar #5 to #4 - cheated (04/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - thexxtalonxx (12/26/2012) [-]
I got your back in that religious/atheism thread, bro.
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