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#3 - HFW "Your question does give the herpaderp police departm…  [+] (12 new replies) 10 hours ago on Entrapment +16
User avatar #20 - ieatpaste (8 minutes ago) [-]
lol this is not even close to probable cause for a search
User avatar #4 - discobleach (7 hours ago) [-]
does it though. i don't think it does.
#7 - anon (5 hours ago) [-]
yep yep yep..if i shout fuck the police im not doing anything technically illegal but to expect to face no further scrutiny isnt how freedom of speech works. if a police officer asks me if i can get him a sack of bud its not entrapment nor is a police officer required to disclose that he is a police officer..police can legally lie to you in order to collect evidence or further an investigation..
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User avatar #15 - killjoyus (1 hour ago) [-]
sure he doesn't have to say it, but he will have to tell you the truth if you ask he if he is a cop, they are not allowed to lie and hide that fact, as to hide it is entrapment which can get the case thrown out,
User avatar #24 - juter (56 seconds ago) [-]
Why is it that people in movies always ask the guy if he's a cop? is he required to tell them that he is?
User avatar #16 - policexplain (43 minutes ago) [-]
You're 100% wrong. Cops are completely allowed to lie and hide the fact that they are cops. However, there are a few lies that will trigger exclusion of evidence, for example: "Confess to the crime and I'll make sure you do no jail time."
#18 - jamintomusic (9 minutes ago) [-]
i haven't had much experience with the cops but don't they have to give you their badge number if you ask them? unless they are undercover or the like.
User avatar #22 - policexplain (2 minutes ago) [-]
It varies based on state law and department policy, as well as the situation. For my state, there's no legal requirement to give a badge number upon request, especially if you're not on duty.
#23 - jamintomusic (1 minute ago) [-]
ahh good to know. I'm from canada I think they have too here
User avatar #25 - policexplain (43 seconds ago) [-]
You ought to see about doing a ride along with your local department. It's always good to get to know the cops in your area and see what they do. They can also answer questions like this for you. =D
User avatar #13 - discobleach (3 hours ago) [-]
getting you to sell weed is one thing. it's proof that you sell it.
but simply being asked if you smoke weed?
how can that hold up in court as probable cause?
User avatar #14 - nywrestler (2 hours ago) [-]
It can't, he's wrong. Not in any jurisdiction in the USA at least, perhaps in some other country.
#17 - "It means what you want it to mean!" And su… 11 hours ago on The one +2
#18 - Knives have been made to fit general, noncombative function si…  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on is it a piece of shit? -35
#53 - nickypickle (25 minutes ago) [-]
wrong meme and is wrong? this is something else.
#8 - I could never go professional with what I find to be a hobby. …  [+] (20 new replies) 16 hours ago on Reason we're not pro gamers +109
User avatar #105 - EdwardNigma (53 minutes ago) [-]
I can barely stand regular competitive multiplayer, let alone doing it professionally.
User avatar #87 - ultaguide (2 hours ago) [-]
Look at the competitive Smash scene, all those people are chill and cool as fuck.
#79 - anon (2 hours ago) [-]
MTG is a wonderful game with a comp scene that's absolute dog crap. It's Pay-to-Win, it's keep-paying-hundreds-to-keep-winning, it's pay-hundreds-to-play-at-all. MTG will never have a sizable comp scene so long as its literally populated with nothing but middle-aged men with thousands of dollars in disposable income.

Cube, Draft, and Pauper, on the other hand, are the coolest things in MTG that give it an edge over Hearthstone.
#68 - anon (3 hours ago) [-]
I play Club Penguin professionally and have the time of my life!
User avatar #49 - genmatthew (4 hours ago) [-]
I can't stabs competitive mtg. It stops being fun. What makes mtg fun is playing it, and any real competitive mtg deck prevents its opponent from playing the game. It's sad, really.
User avatar #57 - demcupcakes (4 hours ago) [-]
thats only true for control theres still midrange/aggro/combo
User avatar #58 - genmatthew (4 hours ago) [-]
Agro kills you before you can play. Combos ruin anything you do. Midrange is the most fun to play, but the most recent midrange decks are mean too. I play commander with my friends, and when we play the normal format, I use a deck that can win, but will be fun to play. My decks would never win in standard or modern, but are fun to play.
User avatar #64 - alarubra (3 hours ago) [-]
You heard of MWS?
User avatar #59 - demcupcakes (4 hours ago) [-]
thats a pretty warped view. But thats why you have to fine tune your deck to fight everything but saying one deck is the most fun way to play is retarded. It's all preference on what is 'the most fun'
User avatar #96 - genmatthew (1 hour ago) [-]
I never meant it that way. I'm sorry if I confused you. Again, my apologies. I just meant that any deck can be fun to play, but competition wise the deck is built so that victory is more than assured. It used combinations that your average casual player like myself couldn't do or afford. All I'm saying is that when I want to have fun, I don't even get near a competition deck.
User avatar #47 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (4 hours ago) [-]
I played wow professionally for one season and had to quit for 3 years before I had any desire to go back, once it becomes a job it's then only a job.
User avatar #94 - YllekNayr (1 hour ago) [-]
What did you do to play wow professionally?

Were you a gold farmer?
User avatar #88 - cannibalvegan (2 hours ago) [-]
This goes for basically any job, people always talk about how they want to have their "dream job", but they don't realise that there isn't really a "dream job". There are of course better and worse jobs out there, but if you love film making for example, you will not enjoy it at all as much as you did when you were an amateur if you become a director. Obviously you would get fame and money for being a director, but if we speak of the actual enjoyment of a job it's comparable to just being a banker or lawyer.

I think the smartest thing to do (Unless you really want to be famous.) is to get a boring job that pays well and do your hobby on the side whilst still having enough money to travel and stuff. It's better not to do your passion as a profession because it will ruin it for you, I was thinking of working with computers once, but then I realized that I do computer stuff during most of my freetime and I can't see myself sitting at a computer basically 24/7 for the rest of my life, either I have it as a hobby or a job.
User avatar #89 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah but even dream jobs are jobs ultimately, I'm just making the point that it can even turn a game into a job.
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#41 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
professionals just take a shit load of retalin
#39 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
Well, I am a professional player, and I can tell you that if you don't enjoy the game, like really, really love it, you will grow to hate it. So many players are incredibly toxic.
#34 - anon (7 hours ago) [-]
Professionals are not actually that much better than high-level pubbies, they're just in the scene and actually playing.
#19 - anon (10 hours ago) [-]
Professional SMITE playing is ez pz
User avatar #42 - Stamyham (6 hours ago) [-]
Smite is just an easy game though. The skill gap between pro players and your average player is not that high. Whereas in League the gap is huge, and in DoTA 2 it's insane.
#7 - "Can and cannot marry". Stop treating it li… 16 hours ago on The secret of happiness +1
#7 - It means the same implication as "my parents aren't over.…  [+] (4 new replies) 16 hours ago on Super Bowel +19
#45 - lodisboeg (4 hours ago) [-]
Kids of all times have been stupid and annoying, I believe. We are all born stupid, and grow less stupid untill we hit puberty. Then stupidity nosedives and we become very stupid for a couple of years with the low point at around 15-17, and we stay teenage stupid untill we hit 20+ -ish. If you are still stupid at that point then you have probably realized, which at least tend to decrease the annoyance factor. People who are aware that they are stupid are much more likeable than idiots who dont realize that they are idiots. Which of course is what makes young people annoying. They are stupid, but dont know it.
#66 - itssakamoto (2 hours ago) [-]
As a 15 year old, I can confirm. We ALL are as retarded as potatoes with downs.
User avatar #61 - internetexplain (3 hours ago) [-]

kids are retarded in comparison to adults , not because they're still innocent and uneducated , no simply because their brains are 1. smaller and 2. differently wired.

it is during puberty that the brain (and your genitals) becomes adult.
During this phase you have a lot of hormones going through your body, primarily growth and sexual hormones that make you bigger (duh) and really horny all the time, which contributes to teens being retarded as shit , since sexual activity (which can already mean having a boner) forces your brain to take a break.

Puberty for Men usually starts around 12 and ends around 22
Puberty for Women usually lasts from age 9 to 19

Because they're still growing up and are effectively in the prime of their physical and mental development, almost every kid will enter puberty as an utter retard and come out fairly normal, while in the mean time they get very creative...and horny... usually at the same time.

TL;DR : Kids and Teens are literally retarded until the end of Puberty.
#32 - amalone (7 hours ago) [-]
I find myself thumbing you up every time I stumble upon one of your comments.
#7 - What the **** is being said here? What's supposed to b…  [+] (7 new replies) 16 hours ago on The one +3
#16 - anon (12 hours ago) [-]
It's an image that is open for interpretation. Stop showing how you're the result of the failed American schooling system and think for once.
User avatar #18 - darthblam (11 hours ago) [-]
"open for interpretation" sounds more like an excuse more than anything else...
#17 - lolollo (11 hours ago) [-]
"It means what you want it to mean!"

And such an unimaginative answer is the result of some "superior" education system?
#14 - masanori (12 hours ago) [-]
I believe it's a metaphor for the things we use to protect and shield ourselves from nonexistent threats, whereby that which was meant for protection becomes the source or symbol of the affliction it is meant to protect us from.

The best thing I have to relate it to is Religion. The major religions will tell you that you need religion to be saved from damnation, but at the same time, you never would have had any fear of that damnation unless the religion told you that you should fear it because it is the source of that damnation. It saves you from an imaginary fear by first convincing you that this fear is legitimate, creating an unnecessary dependence.
#10 - anon (14 hours ago) [-]
it means in the future we will have developed umbrellas that can magically conjure large amounts of water from nothing, thus ending drought.
User avatar #9 - jasonvgrace (15 hours ago) [-]
if we are too busy protecting from what we think may be there, we may not see the beauty of what is there? English is bad
User avatar #11 - Greevon (13 hours ago) [-]
Your english was fine.
#30 - And yet millions and millions of other people manage not to ki… 16 hours ago on too late ? +1
#130 - "I did it because I could!" Jesus Christ yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Cookie monster Banking 0
#131 - willys (4 hours ago) [-]
Dude you are so butt-bothered by nothing right now, it's beautiful.
#128 - Then why did you type a comment meant to yell at people you wo…  [+] (3 new replies) 19 hours ago on Cookie monster Banking 0
#129 - willys (19 hours ago) [-]
Because the entire point of a social website like FJ is to be social with other users even if it's through nothing more than a throwaway observation with absolutely no real substance or meaning behind it no matter how much some members may desperately try to attribute some to it?
#130 - lolollo (18 hours ago) [-]
"I did it because I could!"

Jesus Christ you sound like an edgy 15 year old. You're the one complaining about the ambient levels of ignorance on this website. You're the sort who complains about all of the "stupid shit" people post on Facebook, aren't you?

What's to say they're not doing so to "exercise their right to participate in social media"? You're the one offended by OP's exercise in his right to participate in social media.
#131 - willys (4 hours ago) [-]
Dude you are so butt-bothered by nothing right now, it's beautiful.


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User avatar #49 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
User avatar #41 - bible (12/09/2014) [-]
You seem like a decent person. Just keep being awesome, be kind to others and try to be as kind as plausible to others and I assure it will come back around to you.
User avatar #39 - thelizardqueen ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
HAHAHAH now that i am your friend i have one for sure
User avatar #38 - nuclearnacho (09/15/2014) [-]
I know you're probably tired as hell of this by now, but reading the comment thread from on whether or not that one post was racist raised some questions, one of which I'm very curious about.

If you were given a bowl of spaghetti, and the option to use either a fork or a pair of chopsticks, which would you pick?
User avatar #34 - tomahawkkit ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
oh **** niger what are you doing
User avatar #35 to #34 - lolollo (09/14/2014) [-]
Referring to what?
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User avatar #37 to #36 - lolollo (09/14/2014) [-]
I thought if I named a country after them, they'd be drawn to it...
User avatar #33 - icheatjews (04/20/2014) [-]

These faggots must be stopped... Join the cause

Do it for the kids
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User avatar #26 - thechosentroll (01/09/2014) [-]
Did my comment that you replied to just disappear?
User avatar #27 to #26 - lolollo (01/09/2014) [-]
The whole content disappeared.
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User avatar #23 - extooso (10/24/2013) [-]
casprizzle wehn you read this i want you to know that i love you <3 casprizzle
#22 - khl (05/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 to #19 - lolollo (11/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.

Honestly I don't have anything against girls being geeks...I just hate attention whores.

That and all of this **** about relationships is starting to sound whiny.
User avatar #21 to #20 - whitenerdy (11/23/2012) [-]
The phrase "Tits or gtfo" was originally used for situations like this, when a female used her dominance though her gender to make other people seek her attention.

And yeah, the comic where she promoted that it's hard for her to get boys when she was horny, or when she made a comic about how Europe have a low attention span and called it "European style!" that really rustled my jimmied beyond my normal infuriated level.
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User avatar #14 to #14 - lolollo (12/19/2011) [-]

Thank you.
User avatar #4 - Crownowa (12/17/2011) [-]
One positive thing of our conversation was finding a flaw in the system go figure. Just remember that sleep if for the weak ;)
User avatar #5 to #5 - lolollo (12/17/2011) [-]
God **** all. You may want to know you're getting asstons of red thumbs on the conversation we had last night.

Sometimes I hate this site.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
I just realized that if I got a **** load of thumbs down then they must have all thumbed you up! Congrats. It looks like we really amused people.
User avatar #8 to #8 - lolollo (12/18/2011) [-]
I know, it's just that some comments I make to try and be funny...and some I don't. The conversation we had was the later. It's just now I feel like a douche because apparently I have a fanbase.
User avatar #9 to #9 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
Haha don't be. It's not like I come on this site to actually try and prove a point or to act myself or find friends to add on facebook. I treat it as a filtered version of 4chan. I've only recently started taking the approach I had with you to see how people react and it caused a ********* . I'll remember it for later when I find something amusing to comment on again.
User avatar #10 to #10 - lolollo (12/18/2011) [-]
I feel less bad now, I'm in a discussion with (several) someone over how exactly females get friendzoned if the guys are the ones who initiate the "relationship" possibility and getting flack for it. Do you know? I wondering exactly how a girl gets friendzoned. Does she have to be the one to ask for the relationship? I can imagine the random comment made by the guy, but how often does that happen?
User avatar #11 to #11 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
No need to feel bad at all. It's like feeling bad for not being able to get 4chan to count to 10 :) Interesting. Usually it would be the person asking for a relationship who get friendzoned. Unless we say that someone's general comments friendzone someone else before there is even a chance of asking for a relationship. But if a man asks a woman for a relationship, if she says yes, then wouldn't they start dating? If they/he/she "just want to be friends" later then that's not friendzoning. There are times when someone asks another out but actually has no intention of dating (perhaps the person has been dared or has a bet or just wants to troll the other person) and then puts the person in the friendzone after the agreement of starting a relationship. I don't see that happening often though, usually the let-down is something much worse that friendzoning.
User avatar #12 to #12 - lolollo (12/18/2011) [-]
Ok thank you. At least you didn't just repeat "she's ugly" like everyone did when I asked the general populous. I know this site has the average education of a sophomore, but even 8th graders learn the difference between "why" and "how".
User avatar #15 to #13 - Crownowa (12/21/2011) [-]
Ha well I find it easier to stop and be logical than to try and make **** up to get on people's nerves, especially when its such a clearcut question as that :) Oddly enough, I had a course about Modes of Reasoning that could have asked similar questions. You may enjoy that kind of course.
User avatar #16 to #16 - lolollo (12/21/2011) [-]
If one pops up here, I'll look into it.
User avatar #6 to #6 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
I saw that and I don't care. It's easy for me to get them back. I don't care about thumbs anymore, I just say whatever I want to say. Seems like I keep getting a following of people who hates my guts.
User avatar #3 - scrubs (08/19/2011) [-]
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