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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:2/18/2010
Last Login:12/18/2014
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#29 - Yes but if the procedure is adding 2 to 3, the teacher can lig… 14 minutes ago on How progressive! 0
#15 - Picture 51 minutes ago on Jaune is best girl 0
#14 - I have way too many friends who will bitch and moan about work… 54 minutes ago on Kill Me Pls 0
#29 - HAAAAATERAAAADE! 1 hour ago on She Mad 0
#27 - What I'm saying is the "Clearly I'm better than the…  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Can someone please explain... +1
User avatar #28 - thegrandtroll (1 hour ago) [-]
I have a lot of respect for you.
#11 - No, I'm dating another human being. It's not "his job&qu… 1 hour ago on "a little" 0
#25 - "It's really not hard to work out"  [+] (3 new replies) 1 hour ago on Can someone please explain... +2
#26 - aldertora (1 hour ago) [-]
well it isnt when you thinkg about it..took me literally 5 seconds :')
User avatar #27 - lolollo (1 hour ago) [-]
What I'm saying is the "Clearly I'm better than the lot of you!" statement at the beginning of your comment didn't add anything to the comment aside from the idea that you're a complete and total cunt.
User avatar #28 - thegrandtroll (1 hour ago) [-]
I have a lot of respect for you.
#8 - > Dad's flaunting his "I'm an aggressive father"…  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on "a little" 0
User avatar #10 - minorian (1 hour ago) [-]
You're dating a man's daughter, for God's sake, it's in his job-description to be an aggressive bull to every man courting her, especially when she's that young

I don't know how I should have known your age or that it was your 1st or 2nd date, but I only just noticed that you didn't actually do any of the shit, but just wrote it down. Sorry for that part, you're not that bad then.

Your story is even more obviously fake, when you can't even remember if it was your first or second date

You'd still be a dick IMO if you did that, just not "Hugest Dick of the Year"
User avatar #11 - lolollo (1 hour ago) [-]
No, I'm dating another human being. It's not "his job" to be aggressive, it's "his job" to raise her to be another independent human being, like him and his wife are.

And it's iffy as to whether it was the first or second date because the way we date isn't the "dinner and a movie" trope shown in the movies. Right now we're committing to the idea that the frozen yogurt shop I went to with her and her friends was our first date because "she asked me to go and I actually showed up." which would technically make it our second date when I actually took her to a restaurant for food.

I didn't tell you my age because I didn't write the comment with the expressed purpose of justifying myself to some overly judgmental dick on the internet.
#146 - Picture 2 hours ago on Santa hates your kids +1
#5 - > Meet girl's parents > See Dad has this shirt …  [+] (4 new replies) 3 hours ago on "a little" +3
#7 - minorian (2 hours ago) [-]
This totally happened

and if it did, you were totally not being a total dick, ruining not only your relationship with your father-in-law, but ruining your girlfriend's relationship with her dad, and showing a dad that his daughter is naturally a slut, which is true for most girls, but not something to flaunt in the face of the parents
User avatar #8 - lolollo (2 hours ago) [-]
> Dad's flaunting his "I'm an aggressive father" shirt
> "Get girl in on idea"
> Have her sign it

Yeah, I was clearly forcing people into an unwarranted awkward situation. Let's ignore the fact that her Dad was acting like that despite the fact that we're both 22 years old. Let's also take it seriously that we went to a lobster dinner and that I went down on her within the first 1-2 dates.

Your high school has taught you well when it comes to analyzing a story.
User avatar #10 - minorian (1 hour ago) [-]
You're dating a man's daughter, for God's sake, it's in his job-description to be an aggressive bull to every man courting her, especially when she's that young

I don't know how I should have known your age or that it was your 1st or 2nd date, but I only just noticed that you didn't actually do any of the shit, but just wrote it down. Sorry for that part, you're not that bad then.

Your story is even more obviously fake, when you can't even remember if it was your first or second date

You'd still be a dick IMO if you did that, just not "Hugest Dick of the Year"
User avatar #11 - lolollo (1 hour ago) [-]
No, I'm dating another human being. It's not "his job" to be aggressive, it's "his job" to raise her to be another independent human being, like him and his wife are.

And it's iffy as to whether it was the first or second date because the way we date isn't the "dinner and a movie" trope shown in the movies. Right now we're committing to the idea that the frozen yogurt shop I went to with her and her friends was our first date because "she asked me to go and I actually showed up." which would technically make it our second date when I actually took her to a restaurant for food.

I didn't tell you my age because I didn't write the comment with the expressed purpose of justifying myself to some overly judgmental dick on the internet.
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User avatar #41 - bible (12/09/2014) [-]
You seem like a decent person. Just keep being awesome, be kind to others and try to be as kind as plausible to others and I assure it will come back around to you.
User avatar #39 - thelizardqueen (10/14/2014) [-]
HAHAHAH now that i am your friend i have one for sure
User avatar #38 - nuclearnacho (09/15/2014) [-]
I know you're probably tired as hell of this by now, but reading the comment thread from on whether or not that one post was racist raised some questions, one of which I'm very curious about.

If you were given a bowl of spaghetti, and the option to use either a fork or a pair of chopsticks, which would you pick?
User avatar #34 - tomahawkkit (09/14/2014) [-]
oh **** niger what are you doing
User avatar #35 to #34 - lolollo (09/14/2014) [-]
Referring to what?
User avatar #36 to #35 - tomahawkkit (09/14/2014) [-]
niger
User avatar #37 to #36 - lolollo (09/14/2014) [-]
I thought if I named a country after them, they'd be drawn to it...
User avatar #33 - icheatjews (04/20/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/I+m+So+Smart+Please+Notice+Me/funny-pictures/5107122/

These faggots must be stopped... Join the cause

Do it for the kids
User avatar #32 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Howdy.
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Hola
User avatar #29 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Greetings.
User avatar #26 - thechosentroll (01/09/2014) [-]
Did my comment that you replied to just disappear?
User avatar #27 to #26 - lolollo (01/09/2014) [-]
The whole content disappeared.
User avatar #28 to #27 - thechosentroll (01/09/2014) [-]
GOD DAMN IT, FAGMIN!
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User avatar #23 - extooso (10/24/2013) [-]
casprizzle wehn you read this i want you to know that i love you <3 casprizzle
#22 - khl (05/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #20 to #19 - lolollo (11/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.

Honestly I don't have anything against girls being geeks...I just hate attention whores.

That and all of this **** about relationships is starting to sound whiny.
User avatar #21 to #20 - whitenerdy (11/23/2012) [-]
The phrase "Tits or gtfo" was originally used for situations like this, when a female used her dominance though her gender to make other people seek her attention.

And yeah, the comic where she promoted that it's hard for her to get boys when she was horny, or when she made a comic about how Europe have a low attention span and called it "European style!" that really rustled my jimmied beyond my normal infuriated level.
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#18 to #18 - anonymous (12/28/2011) [-]
AGREED, RESULTS.
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User avatar #14 to #14 - lolollo (12/19/2011) [-]
neat

Thank you.
User avatar #4 - Crownowa (12/17/2011) [-]
One positive thing of our conversation was finding a flaw in the system go figure. Just remember that sleep if for the weak ;)
User avatar #5 to #5 - lolollo (12/17/2011) [-]
God **** all. You may want to know you're getting asstons of red thumbs on the conversation we had last night.

Sometimes I hate this site.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
I just realized that if I got a **** load of thumbs down then they must have all thumbed you up! Congrats. It looks like we really amused people.
User avatar #8 to #8 - lolollo (12/18/2011) [-]
I know, it's just that some comments I make to try and be funny...and some I don't. The conversation we had was the later. It's just now I feel like a douche because apparently I have a fanbase.
User avatar #9 to #9 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
Haha don't be. It's not like I come on this site to actually try and prove a point or to act myself or find friends to add on facebook. I treat it as a filtered version of 4chan. I've only recently started taking the approach I had with you to see how people react and it caused a ********* . I'll remember it for later when I find something amusing to comment on again.
User avatar #10 to #10 - lolollo (12/18/2011) [-]
I feel less bad now, I'm in a discussion with (several) someone over how exactly females get friendzoned if the guys are the ones who initiate the "relationship" possibility and getting flack for it. Do you know? I wondering exactly how a girl gets friendzoned. Does she have to be the one to ask for the relationship? I can imagine the random comment made by the guy, but how often does that happen?
User avatar #11 to #11 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
No need to feel bad at all. It's like feeling bad for not being able to get 4chan to count to 10 :) Interesting. Usually it would be the person asking for a relationship who get friendzoned. Unless we say that someone's general comments friendzone someone else before there is even a chance of asking for a relationship. But if a man asks a woman for a relationship, if she says yes, then wouldn't they start dating? If they/he/she "just want to be friends" later then that's not friendzoning. There are times when someone asks another out but actually has no intention of dating (perhaps the person has been dared or has a bet or just wants to troll the other person) and then puts the person in the friendzone after the agreement of starting a relationship. I don't see that happening often though, usually the let-down is something much worse that friendzoning.
User avatar #12 to #12 - lolollo (12/18/2011) [-]
Ok thank you. At least you didn't just repeat "she's ugly" like everyone did when I asked the general populous. I know this site has the average education of a sophomore, but even 8th graders learn the difference between "why" and "how".
User avatar #15 to #13 - Crownowa (12/21/2011) [-]
Ha well I find it easier to stop and be logical than to try and make **** up to get on people's nerves, especially when its such a clearcut question as that :) Oddly enough, I had a course about Modes of Reasoning that could have asked similar questions. You may enjoy that kind of course.
User avatar #16 to #16 - lolollo (12/21/2011) [-]
If one pops up here, I'll look into it.
User avatar #6 to #6 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
I saw that and I don't care. It's easy for me to get them back. I don't care about thumbs anymore, I just say whatever I want to say. Seems like I keep getting a following of people who hates my guts.
User avatar #3 - scrubs (08/19/2011) [-]
DR.Cox
User avatar #2 - badboywantsu (08/02/2011) [-]
feeding the tr olls keeps them alive and me entertained
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