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|#3 - HFW "Your question does give the herpaderp police departm… [+] (12 new replies)||10 hours ago on Entrapment||+16|
#7 - anon (5 hours ago) [-]
yep yep yep..if i shout fuck the police im not doing anything technically illegal but to expect to face no further scrutiny isnt how freedom of speech works. if a police officer asks me if i can get him a sack of bud its not entrapment nor is a police officer required to disclose that he is a police officer..police can legally lie to you in order to collect evidence or further an investigation..
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|#17 - "It means what you want it to mean!" And su…||11 hours ago on The one||+2|
|#18 - Knives have been made to fit general, noncombative function si… [+] (1 new reply)||13 hours ago on is it a piece of shit?||-35|
|#8 - I could never go professional with what I find to be a hobby. … [+] (20 new replies)||16 hours ago on Reason we're not pro gamers||+109|
#79 - anon (2 hours ago) [-]
MTG is a wonderful game with a comp scene that's absolute dog crap. It's Pay-to-Win, it's keep-paying-hundreds-to-keep-winning, it's pay-hundreds-to-play-at-all. MTG will never have a sizable comp scene so long as its literally populated with nothing but middle-aged men with thousands of dollars in disposable income.
Cube, Draft, and Pauper, on the other hand, are the coolest things in MTG that give it an edge over Hearthstone.
#68 - anon (3 hours ago) [-]
I play Club Penguin professionally and have the time of my life!
#58 - genmatthew (4 hours ago) [-]
Agro kills you before you can play. Combos ruin anything you do. Midrange is the most fun to play, but the most recent midrange decks are mean too. I play commander with my friends, and when we play the normal format, I use a deck that can win, but will be fun to play. My decks would never win in standard or modern, but are fun to play.
#96 - genmatthew (1 hour ago) [-]
I never meant it that way. I'm sorry if I confused you. Again, my apologies. I just meant that any deck can be fun to play, but competition wise the deck is built so that victory is more than assured. It used combinations that your average casual player like myself couldn't do or afford. All I'm saying is that when I want to have fun, I don't even get near a competition deck.
#88 - cannibalvegan (2 hours ago) [-]
This goes for basically any job, people always talk about how they want to have their "dream job", but they don't realise that there isn't really a "dream job". There are of course better and worse jobs out there, but if you love film making for example, you will not enjoy it at all as much as you did when you were an amateur if you become a director. Obviously you would get fame and money for being a director, but if we speak of the actual enjoyment of a job it's comparable to just being a banker or lawyer.
I think the smartest thing to do (Unless you really want to be famous.) is to get a boring job that pays well and do your hobby on the side whilst still having enough money to travel and stuff. It's better not to do your passion as a profession because it will ruin it for you, I was thinking of working with computers once, but then I realized that I do computer stuff during most of my freetime and I can't see myself sitting at a computer basically 24/7 for the rest of my life, either I have it as a hobby or a job.
#41 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
professionals just take a shit load of retalin
#39 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
Well, I am a professional player, and I can tell you that if you don't enjoy the game, like really, really love it, you will grow to hate it. So many players are incredibly toxic.
#34 - anon (7 hours ago) [-]
Professionals are not actually that much better than high-level pubbies, they're just in the scene and actually playing.
#19 - anon (10 hours ago) [-]
Professional SMITE playing is ez pz
|#7 - "Can and cannot marry". Stop treating it li…||16 hours ago on The secret of happiness||+1|
|#7 - It means the same implication as "my parents aren't over.… [+] (4 new replies)||16 hours ago on Super Bowel||+19|
#45 - lodisboeg (4 hours ago) [-]
#61 - internetexplain (3 hours ago) [-]
kids are retarded in comparison to adults , not because they're still innocent and uneducated , no simply because their brains are 1. smaller and 2. differently wired.
it is during puberty that the brain (and your genitals) becomes adult.
During this phase you have a lot of hormones going through your body, primarily growth and sexual hormones that make you bigger (duh) and really horny all the time, which contributes to teens being retarded as shit , since sexual activity (which can already mean having a boner) forces your brain to take a break.
Puberty for Men usually starts around 12 and ends around 22
Puberty for Women usually lasts from age 9 to 19
Because they're still growing up and are effectively in the prime of their physical and mental development, almost every kid will enter puberty as an utter retard and come out fairly normal, while in the mean time they get very creative...and horny... usually at the same time.
TL;DR : Kids and Teens are literally retarded until the end of Puberty.
|#7 - What the **** is being said here? What's supposed to b… [+] (7 new replies)||16 hours ago on The one||+3|
#16 - anon (12 hours ago) [-]
It's an image that is open for interpretation. Stop showing how you're the result of the failed American schooling system and think for once.
#14 - masanori (12 hours ago) [-]
I believe it's a metaphor for the things we use to protect and shield ourselves from nonexistent threats, whereby that which was meant for protection becomes the source or symbol of the affliction it is meant to protect us from.
The best thing I have to relate it to is Religion. The major religions will tell you that you need religion to be saved from damnation, but at the same time, you never would have had any fear of that damnation unless the religion told you that you should fear it because it is the source of that damnation. It saves you from an imaginary fear by first convincing you that this fear is legitimate, creating an unnecessary dependence.
#10 - anon (14 hours ago) [-]
|#30 - And yet millions and millions of other people manage not to ki…||16 hours ago on too late ?||+1|
|#130 - "I did it because I could!" Jesus Christ yo… [+] (1 new reply)||18 hours ago on Cookie monster Banking||0|
|#128 - Then why did you type a comment meant to yell at people you wo… [+] (3 new replies)||19 hours ago on Cookie monster Banking||0|
#129 - willys (19 hours ago) [-]
Because the entire point of a social website like FJ is to be social with other users even if it's through nothing more than a throwaway observation with absolutely no real substance or meaning behind it no matter how much some members may desperately try to attribute some to it?
#130 - lolollo (18 hours ago) [-]
Jesus Christ you sound like an edgy 15 year old. You're the one complaining about the ambient levels of ignorance on this website. You're the sort who complains about all of the "stupid shit" people post on Facebook, aren't you?
What's to say they're not doing so to "exercise their right to participate in social media"? You're the one offended by OP's exercise in his right to participate in social media.