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lolollo

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/18/2010
Last Login:3/27/2015
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    dumb bitch dumb bitch
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    Clever comic title! Clever comic title!
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    Took me all night to do this Took me all night to do this
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    Why pandora! Why pandora!
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    High School High School
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    WHAT DO I DO NOW? WHAT DO I DO NOW?
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latest user's comments

#122 - Nyet! 22 minutes ago on Cringe #10 0
#237 - Yep, in the same way agoraphobia is "slight introversion." 56 minutes ago on Dem Facts #4 0
#152 - I can see that. Mommy let you use her camera phone all by yourself. 17 hours ago on DUI checkpoints +10
#150 - So you are 12. Glad thats settled.  [+] (20 new replies) 18 hours ago on DUI checkpoints +3
#151 - xxkosukexx (17 hours ago) [-]
Yup im 12 af bruh
#263 - xexion (14 hours ago) [-]
aged-mage.tumblr.com/
You're also a supah gangsta tumblr
User avatar #277 - xxkosukexx (13 hours ago) [-]
thanks for spreading my tumblr man
#288 - xexion (13 hours ago) [-]
Np. How was your local community college?
User avatar #290 - xxkosukexx (13 hours ago) [-]
damn nigga how do you know i went to Community College. U stalking me?
#292 - xexion (13 hours ago) [-]
So I guess your bro Steve used to be a little fat?
User avatar #293 - xxkosukexx (13 hours ago) [-]
bruh don't scare me nigga how do you know these things. Like do i kno u irl? Bruh i am literally tripped out by you.
#295 - xexion (13 hours ago) [-]
bruh you want some advice?
User avatar #296 - xxkosukexx (13 hours ago) [-]
Sure, but fr like fr you got me creeped out fr like im already baked rn n u ruinin my high.
#298 - xexion (13 hours ago) [-]
Advice in a bit - I heard you like to be spiderman
User avatar #299 - xxkosukexx (13 hours ago) [-]
WHO ARE U NIGGA! I USE TO BE OBSESSED WITH SPIDERMAN WHEN I WAS LIL MY ASS THOUGHT I WAS PETER PARKERS WHITE NERDY ASS. OH MY LORD. DO U KNOW ME IRL?
#300 - xexion (13 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #301 - xxkosukexx (13 hours ago) [-]
Ayyy are you that one kid from Texas that hacked me named Oliver or some shit and he looked like Justin Bieber n shit.
#553 - peyko (2 hours ago) [-]
**peyko used "*roll picture*"**
**peyko rolled image** Mfw you are a fucking casual.
User avatar #554 - xxkosukexx (2 hours ago) [-]
Bruh all i said was fuck the police now niggas mad. Fuck the Police anyways they all lame.
#552 - peyko (2 hours ago) [-]
**peyko used "*roll picture*"**
**peyko rolled image** Cant breath.
#305 - xexion (12 hours ago) [-]
Lol no. Don't use your actual picture as your profile picture for everything. And fucking change your Facebook settings you dumb bitch.
>reverse image search your picture
>find your tumblr (lol)
>find your soundcloud with your real name and hometown on it
>find you on facebook
Now imagine if I really hated you. I have your real name and access to a wealth of your personal information. If I get my hands on your legit email, which is easy, I can make a few phone calls, get the password reset thanks to my handy imitation seattle gangster speech and a few basic facts about you, and then I can start working on your credit card info.
People do this shit, and it's frankly waay to easy. Don't post your real pic or name online (facebook's okay as long as you set it to private and don't accept invites from strangers).
#372 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
Glorious thread….
User avatar #308 - xxkosukexx (12 hours ago) [-]
Bruh chill with the stalkin shit tho i should be able to share who i am with out manaics fuckin with me.
User avatar #152 - lolollo (17 hours ago) [-]
I can see that. Mommy let you use her camera phone all by yourself.
#146 - What? And at what point would a detaining turn into a search?… 18 hours ago on DUI checkpoints 0
#141 - you should appreciate your hay more. 18 hours ago on DUI checkpoints 0
#140 - Then the issue is your hypothetical is completely unfeasable. …  [+] (2 new replies) 18 hours ago on DUI checkpoints 0
#143 - jujuface (18 hours ago) [-]
Holy shit. That's the point. It doesn't represent reality. There is no reality where a cop would use a marijuana smell to detain and search and be wrong 100% of the time because no cop (to my knowledge) is that fucking stupid. That's why cops don't do this shit and why refusing to answer questions or get out of the car usually gets you out of a search. You just agreed with me and didn't realize it. But go ahead and tell me how we need to stray from reality so my feelings don't get hurt. I'm just about done here.
#146 - lolollo (18 hours ago) [-]
What? And at what point would a detaining turn into a search? He's being detained for suspected DUI, not drug possession. All the cop has to do is say the guy was driving erratically, and now the guy is legally obligated to giveup his ID andperform the cop's DUI tests. If he refuses, it's considered an automatic failure. You're the one who presumed there were searches involved. Now who's strawmanning whose arguments?
#133 - Precisely, it's called legal discretion. The problem is you'l… 18 hours ago on DUI checkpoints 0
#131 - How is that a strawman? What part of your argument did I fabr…  [+] (6 new replies) 18 hours ago on DUI checkpoints 0
#137 - jujuface (18 hours ago) [-]
Oh and trust me I didn't expect you to be shamed into giving in. I know this won't stop until I hit the hay, which is any minute now
#141 - lolollo (18 hours ago) [-]
you should appreciate your hay more.
#136 - jujuface (18 hours ago) [-]
" if you think a cop that routinely uses excuses that are matters of opinion to detain people and is wrong almost every time won't face any repercussions..."
"is wrong almost every time"
"Is wrong" implies that there is no doubt as to whether his opinion is valid, yet you go on about how the validity of opinions are opinions themselves. My argument was based on a hypothetical where the cop is without a doubt wrong.
>"But noooo even if hes wrong he still might be right, you dont know that"
^dumbed down version of your fallacy
User avatar #140 - lolollo (18 hours ago) [-]
Then the issue is your hypothetical is completely unfeasable. It doesn't represent reality. It's like saying "What if procecution were 100% flawless? Can we have capital punishment then?!" Considering "right and wrong" are a construct of the courts, any cop would have to be objectively corrupt in order for him to be found wrong 100% of the time, so then yes, in that completely specific scenario the cop would be an asshole.

The reason I said that matter of opinion are matter of opinion, I was noting that just because you tink he's wrong doesnt mean he is. If your hypothetical is in reality one thats meant to delve into the unrealistic, or obscenely secific, thats fine...we can start moving away from reality for the sake of your feelings.
#143 - jujuface (18 hours ago) [-]
Holy shit. That's the point. It doesn't represent reality. There is no reality where a cop would use a marijuana smell to detain and search and be wrong 100% of the time because no cop (to my knowledge) is that fucking stupid. That's why cops don't do this shit and why refusing to answer questions or get out of the car usually gets you out of a search. You just agreed with me and didn't realize it. But go ahead and tell me how we need to stray from reality so my feelings don't get hurt. I'm just about done here.
#146 - lolollo (18 hours ago) [-]
What? And at what point would a detaining turn into a search? He's being detained for suspected DUI, not drug possession. All the cop has to do is say the guy was driving erratically, and now the guy is legally obligated to giveup his ID andperform the cop's DUI tests. If he refuses, it's considered an automatic failure. You're the one who presumed there were searches involved. Now who's strawmanning whose arguments?
#125 - So then what you're saying is all the cop has to do is say thi…  [+] (2 new replies) 18 hours ago on DUI checkpoints 0
User avatar #129 - nattybakes (18 hours ago) [-]
that is how it works, until you go to court, then they have to prove probable cause which they usually can because a law enforcement officers word will almost always be taken over someone on trial.

And I do that shit at my job when someone shoplifts. If i say i think you stole something I can search you all I like.
User avatar #133 - lolollo (18 hours ago) [-]
Precisely, it's called legal discretion. The problem is you'll still see people bitching because "HE CAN'T DO THAT! POLICE STATE! MARTIAL LAW! 1984!"

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#50 - kez (01/23/2015) [-]
weak
User avatar #49 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
User avatar #41 - bible (12/09/2014) [-]
You seem like a decent person. Just keep being awesome, be kind to others and try to be as kind as plausible to others and I assure it will come back around to you.
User avatar #39 - thelizardqueen (10/14/2014) [-]
HAHAHAH now that i am your friend i have one for sure
User avatar #38 - nuclearnacho (09/15/2014) [-]
I know you're probably tired as hell of this by now, but reading the comment thread from on whether or not that one post was racist raised some questions, one of which I'm very curious about.

If you were given a bowl of spaghetti, and the option to use either a fork or a pair of chopsticks, which would you pick?
User avatar #34 - tomahawkkit (09/14/2014) [-]
oh **** niger what are you doing
User avatar #35 to #34 - lolollo (09/14/2014) [-]
Referring to what?
User avatar #36 to #35 - tomahawkkit (09/14/2014) [-]
niger
User avatar #37 to #36 - lolollo (09/14/2014) [-]
I thought if I named a country after them, they'd be drawn to it...
User avatar #33 - icheatjews (04/20/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/I+m+So+Smart+Please+Notice+Me/funny-pictures/5107122/

These faggots must be stopped... Join the cause

Do it for the kids
User avatar #32 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Howdy.
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Hola
User avatar #29 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Greetings.
User avatar #26 - thechosentroll (01/09/2014) [-]
Did my comment that you replied to just disappear?
User avatar #27 to #26 - lolollo (01/09/2014) [-]
The whole content disappeared.
User avatar #28 to #27 - thechosentroll (01/09/2014) [-]
GOD DAMN IT, FAGMIN!
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User avatar #23 - extooso (10/24/2013) [-]
casprizzle wehn you read this i want you to know that i love you <3 casprizzle
#22 - khl (05/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #20 to #19 - lolollo (11/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.

Honestly I don't have anything against girls being geeks...I just hate attention whores.

That and all of this **** about relationships is starting to sound whiny.
User avatar #21 to #20 - whitenerdy (11/23/2012) [-]
The phrase "Tits or gtfo" was originally used for situations like this, when a female used her dominance though her gender to make other people seek her attention.

And yeah, the comic where she promoted that it's hard for her to get boys when she was horny, or when she made a comic about how Europe have a low attention span and called it "European style!" that really rustled my jimmied beyond my normal infuriated level.
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#18 to #18 - anonymous (12/28/2011) [-]
AGREED, RESULTS.
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User avatar #14 to #14 - lolollo (12/19/2011) [-]
neat

Thank you.
User avatar #4 - Crownowa (12/17/2011) [-]
One positive thing of our conversation was finding a flaw in the system go figure. Just remember that sleep if for the weak ;)
User avatar #5 to #5 - lolollo (12/17/2011) [-]
God **** all. You may want to know you're getting asstons of red thumbs on the conversation we had last night.

Sometimes I hate this site.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
I just realized that if I got a **** load of thumbs down then they must have all thumbed you up! Congrats. It looks like we really amused people.
User avatar #8 to #8 - lolollo (12/18/2011) [-]
I know, it's just that some comments I make to try and be funny...and some I don't. The conversation we had was the later. It's just now I feel like a douche because apparently I have a fanbase.
User avatar #9 to #9 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
Haha don't be. It's not like I come on this site to actually try and prove a point or to act myself or find friends to add on facebook. I treat it as a filtered version of 4chan. I've only recently started taking the approach I had with you to see how people react and it caused a ********* . I'll remember it for later when I find something amusing to comment on again.
User avatar #10 to #10 - lolollo (12/18/2011) [-]
I feel less bad now, I'm in a discussion with (several) someone over how exactly females get friendzoned if the guys are the ones who initiate the "relationship" possibility and getting flack for it. Do you know? I wondering exactly how a girl gets friendzoned. Does she have to be the one to ask for the relationship? I can imagine the random comment made by the guy, but how often does that happen?
User avatar #11 to #11 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
No need to feel bad at all. It's like feeling bad for not being able to get 4chan to count to 10 :) Interesting. Usually it would be the person asking for a relationship who get friendzoned. Unless we say that someone's general comments friendzone someone else before there is even a chance of asking for a relationship. But if a man asks a woman for a relationship, if she says yes, then wouldn't they start dating? If they/he/she "just want to be friends" later then that's not friendzoning. There are times when someone asks another out but actually has no intention of dating (perhaps the person has been dared or has a bet or just wants to troll the other person) and then puts the person in the friendzone after the agreement of starting a relationship. I don't see that happening often though, usually the let-down is something much worse that friendzoning.
User avatar #12 to #12 - lolollo (12/18/2011) [-]
Ok thank you. At least you didn't just repeat "she's ugly" like everyone did when I asked the general populous. I know this site has the average education of a sophomore, but even 8th graders learn the difference between "why" and "how".
User avatar #15 to #13 - Crownowa (12/21/2011) [-]
Ha well I find it easier to stop and be logical than to try and make **** up to get on people's nerves, especially when its such a clearcut question as that :) Oddly enough, I had a course about Modes of Reasoning that could have asked similar questions. You may enjoy that kind of course.
User avatar #16 to #16 - lolollo (12/21/2011) [-]
If one pops up here, I'll look into it.
User avatar #6 to #6 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
I saw that and I don't care. It's easy for me to get them back. I don't care about thumbs anymore, I just say whatever I want to say. Seems like I keep getting a following of people who hates my guts.
User avatar #3 - scrubs (08/19/2011) [-]
DR.Cox
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