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#6 - Especially since not everyone's family has a "family busi… 2 hours ago on Experience +1
#4 - But now what are the "just volunteer hurr durr!" fag…  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on Experience +1
User avatar #5 - tvfreakuk (2 hours ago) [-]
I don't know.
Whenever job discussions have come up here and I've mentioned I can't find work - the very first thing that anyone says is "Just do volunteer work"
That, or you occasionally get the people who just say "get a job at your family's/friend's family's business" like as if that's actually a thing that anyone has a chance to be able to do. Not everyone has connections and friends in businesses from the time they are 16 or whatever.
User avatar #6 - lolollo (2 hours ago) [-]
Especially since not everyone's family has a "family business". My Dad taught history and my mom was a nurse. Oh yeah, real big opportunities for work at 16 there!
#15 - You are by far the worst troll I have never heard of.  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Bitch vs Meninist +2
#17 - respirator (10 hours ago) [-]
"But you have heard of me"
#6 - Summoners were the best. > walk in on summoner … 10 hours ago on My favourite part of the... +2
#4 - How I feel when I develop higher academic feats before archite… 17 hours ago on When the Zulus go for a... +5
#134 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on Tales of flight instructor +1
User avatar #135 - hoponthefeelstrain (19 hours ago) [-]
takes all the fun out of undressing someone :c
#132 - Meh, there's that point...everything should just be nude...  [+] (3 new replies) 19 hours ago on Tales of flight instructor 0
User avatar #133 - hoponthefeelstrain (19 hours ago) [-]
I'd rather everyone not be naked.
#134 - lolollo (19 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #135 - hoponthefeelstrain (19 hours ago) [-]
takes all the fun out of undressing someone :c
#126 - It was more a response to "why are dudes so shy to go out…  [+] (5 new replies) 19 hours ago on Tales of flight instructor 0
User avatar #131 - hoponthefeelstrain (19 hours ago) [-]
to be fair guys can go out shirtless while women can't.
User avatar #132 - lolollo (19 hours ago) [-]
Meh, there's that point...everything should just be nude...
User avatar #133 - hoponthefeelstrain (19 hours ago) [-]
I'd rather everyone not be naked.
#134 - lolollo (19 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #135 - hoponthefeelstrain (19 hours ago) [-]
takes all the fun out of undressing someone :c
#119 - You don't listen, do you? I cared once I learned of how butth… 19 hours ago on Tales of flight instructor +1
#108 - You know nothing. I don't post controversial comments to weed…  [+] (3 new replies) 20 hours ago on Tales of flight instructor 0
User avatar #110 - darksideofthebeast (19 hours ago) [-]
If you didn't care, why did you have to go into a thorough explanation about how much you didn't care?

#119 - lolollo (19 hours ago) [-]
You don't listen, do you? I cared once I learned of how butthurt you were over a previous conversation as I would be able to glean entertainment from it.
User avatar #109 - darksideofthebeast (19 hours ago) [-]


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#50 - kez ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #49 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
User avatar #41 - bible (12/09/2014) [-]
You seem like a decent person. Just keep being awesome, be kind to others and try to be as kind as plausible to others and I assure it will come back around to you.
User avatar #39 - thelizardqueen (10/14/2014) [-]
HAHAHAH now that i am your friend i have one for sure
User avatar #38 - nuclearnacho (09/15/2014) [-]
I know you're probably tired as hell of this by now, but reading the comment thread from on whether or not that one post was racist raised some questions, one of which I'm very curious about.

If you were given a bowl of spaghetti, and the option to use either a fork or a pair of chopsticks, which would you pick?
User avatar #34 - tomahawkkit (09/14/2014) [-]
oh **** niger what are you doing
User avatar #35 to #34 - lolollo (09/14/2014) [-]
Referring to what?
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User avatar #37 to #36 - lolollo (09/14/2014) [-]
I thought if I named a country after them, they'd be drawn to it...
User avatar #33 - icheatjews (04/20/2014) [-]

These faggots must be stopped... Join the cause

Do it for the kids
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User avatar #26 - thechosentroll (01/09/2014) [-]
Did my comment that you replied to just disappear?
User avatar #27 to #26 - lolollo (01/09/2014) [-]
The whole content disappeared.
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User avatar #23 - extooso (10/24/2013) [-]
casprizzle wehn you read this i want you to know that i love you <3 casprizzle
#22 - khl (05/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 to #19 - lolollo (11/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.

Honestly I don't have anything against girls being geeks...I just hate attention whores.

That and all of this **** about relationships is starting to sound whiny.
User avatar #21 to #20 - whitenerdy (11/23/2012) [-]
The phrase "Tits or gtfo" was originally used for situations like this, when a female used her dominance though her gender to make other people seek her attention.

And yeah, the comic where she promoted that it's hard for her to get boys when she was horny, or when she made a comic about how Europe have a low attention span and called it "European style!" that really rustled my jimmied beyond my normal infuriated level.
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User avatar #14 to #14 - lolollo (12/19/2011) [-]

Thank you.
User avatar #4 - Crownowa (12/17/2011) [-]
One positive thing of our conversation was finding a flaw in the system go figure. Just remember that sleep if for the weak ;)
User avatar #5 to #5 - lolollo (12/17/2011) [-]
God **** all. You may want to know you're getting asstons of red thumbs on the conversation we had last night.

Sometimes I hate this site.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
I just realized that if I got a **** load of thumbs down then they must have all thumbed you up! Congrats. It looks like we really amused people.
User avatar #8 to #8 - lolollo (12/18/2011) [-]
I know, it's just that some comments I make to try and be funny...and some I don't. The conversation we had was the later. It's just now I feel like a douche because apparently I have a fanbase.
User avatar #9 to #9 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
Haha don't be. It's not like I come on this site to actually try and prove a point or to act myself or find friends to add on facebook. I treat it as a filtered version of 4chan. I've only recently started taking the approach I had with you to see how people react and it caused a ********* . I'll remember it for later when I find something amusing to comment on again.
User avatar #10 to #10 - lolollo (12/18/2011) [-]
I feel less bad now, I'm in a discussion with (several) someone over how exactly females get friendzoned if the guys are the ones who initiate the "relationship" possibility and getting flack for it. Do you know? I wondering exactly how a girl gets friendzoned. Does she have to be the one to ask for the relationship? I can imagine the random comment made by the guy, but how often does that happen?
User avatar #11 to #11 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
No need to feel bad at all. It's like feeling bad for not being able to get 4chan to count to 10 :) Interesting. Usually it would be the person asking for a relationship who get friendzoned. Unless we say that someone's general comments friendzone someone else before there is even a chance of asking for a relationship. But if a man asks a woman for a relationship, if she says yes, then wouldn't they start dating? If they/he/she "just want to be friends" later then that's not friendzoning. There are times when someone asks another out but actually has no intention of dating (perhaps the person has been dared or has a bet or just wants to troll the other person) and then puts the person in the friendzone after the agreement of starting a relationship. I don't see that happening often though, usually the let-down is something much worse that friendzoning.
User avatar #12 to #12 - lolollo (12/18/2011) [-]
Ok thank you. At least you didn't just repeat "she's ugly" like everyone did when I asked the general populous. I know this site has the average education of a sophomore, but even 8th graders learn the difference between "why" and "how".
User avatar #15 to #13 - Crownowa (12/21/2011) [-]
Ha well I find it easier to stop and be logical than to try and make **** up to get on people's nerves, especially when its such a clearcut question as that :) Oddly enough, I had a course about Modes of Reasoning that could have asked similar questions. You may enjoy that kind of course.
User avatar #16 to #16 - lolollo (12/21/2011) [-]
If one pops up here, I'll look into it.
User avatar #6 to #6 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
I saw that and I don't care. It's easy for me to get them back. I don't care about thumbs anymore, I just say whatever I want to say. Seems like I keep getting a following of people who hates my guts.
User avatar #3 - scrubs (08/19/2011) [-]
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