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lolollo

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    Clever comic title! Clever comic title!
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#63 - I gave it 90 seconds before locking in. The guy called jungle… 17 hours ago on Uninstalling League +7
#56 - > start up league > enter game with Nasus >…  [+] (2 new replies) 17 hours ago on Uninstalling League +3
#60 - anon (17 hours ago) [-]
learn not to autolock you dumb faggot
#63 - lolollo (17 hours ago) [-]
I gave it 90 seconds before locking in. The guy called jungle while I was piddling through my other champions. I decided "fuck it, Nasus is my dawg" and locked in. Meanwhile, senior super-adc is afk before he picks sivir, blurts "bit adc" and locks in in all of 5 seconds.

So how bout you suck my nuts.
#58 - Do you have sources for this? I'm just having trouble underst… 17 hours ago on Pepper Spray 0
#45 - If I understand this right...you believe pepper spray can kill a man?  [+] (3 new replies) 19 hours ago on Pepper Spray 0
#46 - ByeliVolk (19 hours ago) [-]
Yes it can. it is in rare cases but it can kill people. It can kill people through allergic means or through other ways. It has been reported to happen though rare.
#114 - anon (12 hours ago) [-]
Well, in that case, we should ban banana cream pies to the face because, in rare cases, it can kill a man with a banana allergy.
User avatar #58 - lolollo (17 hours ago) [-]
Do you have sources for this? I'm just having trouble understanding the physical means it goes to kill someone. Capsaicin is an irritant, not an allergin.
#41 - I only minored in chemistry and one of the classes I had to ta…  [+] (3 new replies) 19 hours ago on Pepper Spray +6
#70 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
I literally had an exam that asked us us to write out a total synthesis of TNT.
User avatar #62 - azumeow (17 hours ago) [-]
We used radioactive materials in a lab I helped teach.
User avatar #74 - scowler (16 hours ago) [-]
Better have used HAZMAT Suits, or someone's gonna sue...
#60 - If charges could only be pressed by the direct victim to be ta… 21 hours ago on Boners ≠ Not rape 0
#83 - It isn't a fact that he used excessive violence, its an opinio…  [+] (2 new replies) 23 hours ago on She wasn't ready +1
User avatar #86 - blademontane (23 hours ago) [-]
A police officer is meant to protect and serve.

The woman was restrained. The only person she could attack, was the officer who was at leg distance from her, if he had stepped backward, how would be unable to cause anyone harm? What is violence without victim?

And as the good luck, I already gave you an example of what I did when someone had the intent to hurt me.
User avatar #111 - captainfuckitall (22 hours ago) [-]
Indeed, police are meant to protect and serve. Wanna know who they protect and serve? Lawful citizens. Want to know who wasn't a lawful citizen there? The woman. There we go.

The extent of damage done is not the point, the point is that she TRIED to damage him. It's not like I'm suddenly less guilty of assault of I decide to take a steak knife to you vs. a gun; all that changes is the efficiency. She assaulted a police officer and got taken down, that's it.
#74 - My argument isn't on the gender either, its on the idea that b…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/29/2015 on She wasn't ready +1
User avatar #78 - blademontane (08/29/2015) [-]
But nothing you said has any basis on the fact that, in the video, the police officer was being excessive in his use of force.

And no, there are other counters to violence than violence. One is removing yourself from their area of attack, which I originally stated, another is forefully restraining the person, which the officer did, but not after slamming her down. If he can't realise how much damage she can do while handcuffed, he's not cut out to be a police officer.

But what do I know, I've only resolved most violent situations without using excessive force. For example, one time, somebody was rushing at me in an angry attempt to attack me, I just stepped aside and pushed him off balance so he fell over, and then I jumped down to him and restrained him. If I can do that to a guy, who isn't handcuffed, and was running right at me, with no training, I'm sure that a police officer, trained to handle situations like this, could restrain a handcuffed, seated girl without resorting to slamming her face first into the ground.
#130 - batvader (20 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #83 - lolollo (23 hours ago) [-]
It isn't a fact that he used excessive violence, its an opinion. And the whole point of law enforcement iss the opposite of the alternatives to violence fighting violence. A cop removing himself from the environment is the exact opposite of what anyone would want to have happen when violence occurs. Cops are there to be that counter violence which meets the unlawful violence no one wants.

And good luck having the philosophy when someone, heaven forbid, insists on hurting you.

Dude just walk away...its not like they can follow you.
User avatar #86 - blademontane (23 hours ago) [-]
A police officer is meant to protect and serve.

The woman was restrained. The only person she could attack, was the officer who was at leg distance from her, if he had stepped backward, how would be unable to cause anyone harm? What is violence without victim?

And as the good luck, I already gave you an example of what I did when someone had the intent to hurt me.
User avatar #111 - captainfuckitall (22 hours ago) [-]
Indeed, police are meant to protect and serve. Wanna know who they protect and serve? Lawful citizens. Want to know who wasn't a lawful citizen there? The woman. There we go.

The extent of damage done is not the point, the point is that she TRIED to damage him. It's not like I'm suddenly less guilty of assault of I decide to take a steak knife to you vs. a gun; all that changes is the efficiency. She assaulted a police officer and got taken down, that's it.
#72 - And how is that logic any different from the logic regularly u…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/29/2015 on She wasn't ready +4
User avatar #73 - blademontane (08/29/2015) [-]
Anybody can react to a situation with a severe increase in the amount of force applied to them, man or woman. It's just more difficult for a woman, since the average woman is weaker than the average man. But this has nothing to do with gender, if it were a man getting slammed down, it'd still be excessive force.

Either way, slamming someone face down on the ground because you couldn't control your emotions, is not something befitting of a police officer. He could have simply stepped back so she couldn't kick him again.
User avatar #74 - lolollo (08/29/2015) [-]
My argument isn't on the gender either, its on the idea that because people will call the force excessive give some misc. reason, people will use it to be as violent as they can be under the guise that there won't be retaliation. It's the reason most bullies choose their victims. The only effective counter to violence is violence if the intent is for the violence to stop happening.
User avatar #78 - blademontane (08/29/2015) [-]
But nothing you said has any basis on the fact that, in the video, the police officer was being excessive in his use of force.

And no, there are other counters to violence than violence. One is removing yourself from their area of attack, which I originally stated, another is forefully restraining the person, which the officer did, but not after slamming her down. If he can't realise how much damage she can do while handcuffed, he's not cut out to be a police officer.

But what do I know, I've only resolved most violent situations without using excessive force. For example, one time, somebody was rushing at me in an angry attempt to attack me, I just stepped aside and pushed him off balance so he fell over, and then I jumped down to him and restrained him. If I can do that to a guy, who isn't handcuffed, and was running right at me, with no training, I'm sure that a police officer, trained to handle situations like this, could restrain a handcuffed, seated girl without resorting to slamming her face first into the ground.
#130 - batvader (20 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #83 - lolollo (23 hours ago) [-]
It isn't a fact that he used excessive violence, its an opinion. And the whole point of law enforcement iss the opposite of the alternatives to violence fighting violence. A cop removing himself from the environment is the exact opposite of what anyone would want to have happen when violence occurs. Cops are there to be that counter violence which meets the unlawful violence no one wants.

And good luck having the philosophy when someone, heaven forbid, insists on hurting you.

Dude just walk away...its not like they can follow you.
User avatar #86 - blademontane (23 hours ago) [-]
A police officer is meant to protect and serve.

The woman was restrained. The only person she could attack, was the officer who was at leg distance from her, if he had stepped backward, how would be unable to cause anyone harm? What is violence without victim?

And as the good luck, I already gave you an example of what I did when someone had the intent to hurt me.
User avatar #111 - captainfuckitall (22 hours ago) [-]
Indeed, police are meant to protect and serve. Wanna know who they protect and serve? Lawful citizens. Want to know who wasn't a lawful citizen there? The woman. There we go.

The extent of damage done is not the point, the point is that she TRIED to damage him. It's not like I'm suddenly less guilty of assault of I decide to take a steak knife to you vs. a gun; all that changes is the efficiency. She assaulted a police officer and got taken down, that's it.
#62 - I'm not going to dumb down my writing just to make you feel be…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2015 on this is EXACTLY why brothas... 0
User avatar #64 - formeranony (08/29/2015) [-]
Never had to use it before. Why are you even doing this? Idgaf what you think dude. I posted my opinion then walked away, here you are defending some douchehole youll never meet. Im still sticking with my original opinion. Which is "FJ is very quick to judge this guy for being pissed off" and im not even gonna go into the whole " hes a rent a cop" speech. In summation, your an asshole who had nothing better to do than to start an argument with me this morning.
User avatar #69 - notanotheraccount (08/29/2015) [-]
He didnt pick an argument though, he clearly explained why the officer couldnt give him the reason again, and you said his point was obsolete because of his potential race and the way he writes. You're the only asshole here dude.

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#50 - kez (01/23/2015) [-]
weak
User avatar #49 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
User avatar #41 - bible ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
You seem like a decent person. Just keep being awesome, be kind to others and try to be as kind as plausible to others and I assure it will come back around to you.
User avatar #39 - thelizardqueen (10/14/2014) [-]
HAHAHAH now that i am your friend i have one for sure
User avatar #38 - nuclearnacho (09/15/2014) [-]
I know you're probably tired as hell of this by now, but reading the comment thread from on whether or not that one post was racist raised some questions, one of which I'm very curious about.

If you were given a bowl of spaghetti, and the option to use either a fork or a pair of chopsticks, which would you pick?
User avatar #34 - tomahawkkit (09/14/2014) [-]
oh **** niger what are you doing
User avatar #35 to #34 - lolollo (09/14/2014) [-]
Referring to what?
User avatar #36 to #35 - tomahawkkit (09/14/2014) [-]
niger
User avatar #37 to #36 - lolollo (09/14/2014) [-]
I thought if I named a country after them, they'd be drawn to it...
User avatar #33 - icheatjews (04/20/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/I+m+So+Smart+Please+Notice+Me/funny-pictures/5107122/

These faggots must be stopped... Join the cause

Do it for the kids
User avatar #32 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Howdy.
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Hola
User avatar #29 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Greetings.
User avatar #26 - thechosentroll (01/09/2014) [-]
Did my comment that you replied to just disappear?
User avatar #27 to #26 - lolollo (01/09/2014) [-]
The whole content disappeared.
User avatar #28 to #27 - thechosentroll (01/09/2014) [-]
GOD DAMN IT, FAGMIN!
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User avatar #23 - extooso (10/24/2013) [-]
casprizzle wehn you read this i want you to know that i love you <3 casprizzle
#22 - khl (05/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 to #19 - lolollo (11/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.

Honestly I don't have anything against girls being geeks...I just hate attention whores.

That and all of this **** about relationships is starting to sound whiny.
User avatar #21 to #20 - whitenerdy ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
The phrase "Tits or gtfo" was originally used for situations like this, when a female used her dominance though her gender to make other people seek her attention.

And yeah, the comic where she promoted that it's hard for her to get boys when she was horny, or when she made a comic about how Europe have a low attention span and called it "European style!" that really rustled my jimmied beyond my normal infuriated level.
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#18 to #18 - anon (12/28/2011) [-]
AGREED, RESULTS.
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User avatar #14 to #14 - lolollo (12/19/2011) [-]
neat

Thank you.
User avatar #4 - Crownowa (12/17/2011) [-]
One positive thing of our conversation was finding a flaw in the system go figure. Just remember that sleep if for the weak ;)
User avatar #5 to #5 - lolollo (12/17/2011) [-]
God **** all. You may want to know you're getting asstons of red thumbs on the conversation we had last night.

Sometimes I hate this site.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
I just realized that if I got a **** load of thumbs down then they must have all thumbed you up! Congrats. It looks like we really amused people.
User avatar #8 to #8 - lolollo (12/18/2011) [-]
I know, it's just that some comments I make to try and be funny...and some I don't. The conversation we had was the later. It's just now I feel like a douche because apparently I have a fanbase.
User avatar #9 to #9 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
Haha don't be. It's not like I come on this site to actually try and prove a point or to act myself or find friends to add on facebook. I treat it as a filtered version of 4chan. I've only recently started taking the approach I had with you to see how people react and it caused a ********* . I'll remember it for later when I find something amusing to comment on again.
User avatar #10 to #10 - lolollo (12/18/2011) [-]
I feel less bad now, I'm in a discussion with (several) someone over how exactly females get friendzoned if the guys are the ones who initiate the "relationship" possibility and getting flack for it. Do you know? I wondering exactly how a girl gets friendzoned. Does she have to be the one to ask for the relationship? I can imagine the random comment made by the guy, but how often does that happen?
User avatar #11 to #11 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
No need to feel bad at all. It's like feeling bad for not being able to get 4chan to count to 10 :) Interesting. Usually it would be the person asking for a relationship who get friendzoned. Unless we say that someone's general comments friendzone someone else before there is even a chance of asking for a relationship. But if a man asks a woman for a relationship, if she says yes, then wouldn't they start dating? If they/he/she "just want to be friends" later then that's not friendzoning. There are times when someone asks another out but actually has no intention of dating (perhaps the person has been dared or has a bet or just wants to troll the other person) and then puts the person in the friendzone after the agreement of starting a relationship. I don't see that happening often though, usually the let-down is something much worse that friendzoning.
User avatar #12 to #12 - lolollo (12/18/2011) [-]
Ok thank you. At least you didn't just repeat "she's ugly" like everyone did when I asked the general populous. I know this site has the average education of a sophomore, but even 8th graders learn the difference between "why" and "how".
User avatar #15 to #13 - Crownowa (12/21/2011) [-]
Ha well I find it easier to stop and be logical than to try and make **** up to get on people's nerves, especially when its such a clearcut question as that :) Oddly enough, I had a course about Modes of Reasoning that could have asked similar questions. You may enjoy that kind of course.
User avatar #16 to #16 - lolollo (12/21/2011) [-]
If one pops up here, I'll look into it.
User avatar #6 to #6 - Crownowa (12/18/2011) [-]
I saw that and I don't care. It's easy for me to get them back. I don't care about thumbs anymore, I just say whatever I want to say. Seems like I keep getting a following of people who hates my guts.
User avatar #3 - scrubs (08/19/2011) [-]
DR.Cox
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