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User avatar #79 - jingleforth (05/18/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #100 to #82 - amozi (05/23/2012) [-]
copypasta
User avatar #101 to #103 - jingleforth (05/23/2012) [-]
want to see some rule 34 on planes?
User avatar #102 to #104 - amozi (05/23/2012) [-]
uhmm sure i want to see those again and i will save it
User avatar #81 to #83 - jingleforth (05/18/2012) [-]
FOR THE LAST ******* TIME! GET OFF MY ******* PROFILE YOU PUSSY!!!!
#82 to #84 - lolmike (05/18/2012) [-]
Oh and your post was way too long.
Oh and your post was way too long.
User avatar #83 to #85 - jingleforth (05/18/2012) [-]
Go get laid, faggot
User avatar #85 to #87 - jingleforth (05/18/2012) [-]
Get your high, get your fix and quit commenting on my profile
User avatar #92 to #94 - lolmike (05/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #95 to #97 - jingleforth (05/22/2012) [-]
are you atheist?
User avatar #96 to #98 - lolmike (05/22/2012) [-]
are you bionic?
User avatar #97 to #99 - jingleforth (05/23/2012) [-]
I have a serious question.

Why the **** have we been doing this?
User avatar #98 to #100 - lolmike (05/23/2012) [-]
I don't know man you started it.
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