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Consoles Owned: Tamagotchi
Video Games Played: DotA, Half-life 2
PSN: mike_chael95
Interests: porn
Date Signed Up:5/09/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
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#6448 - **lolmike used "*roll pokemon*"** **lolmike rolls Miltank** 12/19/2014 on jingleforth's profile 0
#6445 - I've been on my longest FJ hiatus, care to tour me around?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2014 on jingleforth's profile 0
User avatar #6446 - jingleforth (12/19/2014) [-]
I would love to.

Except it's all the exact same.

you can roll for pokemon now, though!

btw, thanks for answering my question on your several month long shit, pal.
User avatar #6448 - lolmike (12/19/2014) [-]
**lolmike used "*roll pokemon*"**
**lolmike rolls Miltank**
#6443 - We should all team up and pick on cameldwarf  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2014 on jingleforth's profile 0
User avatar #6444 - jingleforth (12/19/2014) [-]
Believe me, we've been at that for a long time. Butthurt little bastard.
User avatar #6445 - lolmike (12/19/2014) [-]
I've been on my longest FJ hiatus, care to tour me around?
User avatar #6446 - jingleforth (12/19/2014) [-]
I would love to.

Except it's all the exact same.

you can roll for pokemon now, though!

btw, thanks for answering my question on your several month long shit, pal.
User avatar #6448 - lolmike (12/19/2014) [-]
**lolmike used "*roll pokemon*"**
**lolmike rolls Miltank**
#6441 - bruh is that you on your pic you look fabulous  [+] (7 new replies) 12/19/2014 on jingleforth's profile 0
User avatar #6447 - cunninglinguist (12/19/2014) [-]
he does
User avatar #6442 - jingleforth (12/19/2014) [-]
Nope, I wish.

I look way less attractive than that
User avatar #6443 - lolmike (12/19/2014) [-]
We should all team up and pick on cameldwarf
User avatar #6444 - jingleforth (12/19/2014) [-]
Believe me, we've been at that for a long time. Butthurt little bastard.
User avatar #6445 - lolmike (12/19/2014) [-]
I've been on my longest FJ hiatus, care to tour me around?
User avatar #6446 - jingleforth (12/19/2014) [-]
I would love to.

Except it's all the exact same.

you can roll for pokemon now, though!

btw, thanks for answering my question on your several month long shit, pal.
User avatar #6448 - lolmike (12/19/2014) [-]
**lolmike used "*roll pokemon*"**
**lolmike rolls Miltank**
#376 - well well well  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2014 on cameldwarf's profile 0
User avatar #378 - jingleforth (12/19/2014) [-]
**jingleforth used "*roll 1, 999999998-999999999*"**
**jingleforth rolls 999,999,999**

If 999,999,999 I get red colored text
User avatar #379 - jingleforth (12/19/2014) [-]
well well well
#375 - **lolmike used "*roll 6, 20-26*"** **lolmike rolls 22** *…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2014 on cameldwarf's profile 0
User avatar #376 - lolmike (12/19/2014) [-]
well well well
User avatar #378 - jingleforth (12/19/2014) [-]
**jingleforth used "*roll 1, 999999998-999999999*"**
**jingleforth rolls 999,999,999**

If 999,999,999 I get red colored text
User avatar #379 - jingleforth (12/19/2014) [-]
well well well
#374 - **lolmike used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **lolmike rolls 23**  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on cameldwarf's profile 0
User avatar #377 - cameldwarf (12/19/2014) [-]
**cameldwarf used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**cameldwarf rolls 17**
#372 - still a no cameldwarf 12/19/2014 on cameldwarf's profile 0
#370 - **lolmike used "*roll 4, 00-99*"** **lolmike rolls 98** *…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2014 on cameldwarf's profile 0
#373 - cameldwarf (12/19/2014) [-]
bye
#372 - lolmike (12/19/2014) [-]
still a no cameldwarf
#371 - cunninglinguist (12/19/2014) [-]
#369 - is this how you youngsters do it now 12/19/2014 on cameldwarf's profile 0

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#832 - cunninglinguist (12/16/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist used "*roll picture*"**
**cunninglinguist rolled image** mfw FJ thinks you're a faggot AND a failure
User avatar #821 - jingleforth (12/16/2014) [-]
Bro, how's the dump coming along?
#822 to #821 - lolmike (12/16/2014) [-]
**lolmike used "*roll picture*"**
**lolmike rolled image**
User avatar #823 to #822 - jingleforth (12/16/2014) [-]
**jingleforth used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**jingleforth rolls Signs point to yes** is Mike done with that **** yet?
User avatar #824 to #823 - lolmike (12/16/2014) [-]
*roll magic 8 ball* inb4 retard
User avatar #825 to #824 - jingleforth (12/16/2014) [-]
capitalize M in magic, and do 8-Ball
User avatar #826 to #825 - lolmike (12/16/2014) [-]
**lolmike used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**lolmike rolls You may rely on it**
User avatar #817 - cunninglinguist (12/16/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**cunninglinguist rolls It is decidedly so** Is Mike a faggot?
#818 to #817 - cunninglinguist (12/16/2014) [-]
the magic 8 ball has spoken
the magic 8 ball has spoken
User avatar #827 to #818 - lolmike (12/16/2014) [-]
**lolmike used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**lolmike rolls Yes definitely** Is A***** a dickweed?
User avatar #831 to #827 - cunninglinguist (12/16/2014) [-]
I have accepted that long ago
User avatar #820 to #818 - lolmike (12/16/2014) [-]
*roll magic 8-ball*
User avatar #828 to #819 - cunninglinguist (12/16/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**cunninglinguist rolls Reply hazy try again** Is Mike a failure
User avatar #829 to #828 - cunninglinguist (12/16/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**cunninglinguist rolls Without a doubt** what about now
User avatar #830 to #829 - cunninglinguist (12/16/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA aw man.
#833 to #830 - lolmike (12/16/2014) [-]
**lolmike used "*roll picture*"**
**lolmike rolled image** mfw my next roll is a yes
User avatar #834 to #833 - lolmike (12/16/2014) [-]
**lolmike used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**lolmike rolls Signs point to yes**
User avatar #835 to #834 - lolmike (12/16/2014) [-]
Well well well
#836 to #835 - cunninglinguist (12/16/2014) [-]
mother of rolls
#815 - cunninglinguist (12/04/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolled image** mfw my rolls aren't as good as when you're around
User avatar #816 to #815 - cunninglinguist (12/04/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolls 71** don't hate me coz you ain't got dubs
#814 - cunninglinguist (12/04/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolled image** mfw bad roll
#813 - cunninglinguist (12/04/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolled image** mfw you dont even go on fj anymore, fgt
#812 - cunninglinguist (11/26/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolled image** mfw **** you
#806 - cunninglinguist (11/14/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolled image** mfw your niece's dad is a ******
#807 to #806 - cunninglinguist (11/14/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolled image** mfw you're a ******
#808 to #807 - cunninglinguist (11/14/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolled image** mfw I'M the ******
#809 to #808 - cunninglinguist (11/14/2014) [-]
Well that got depressing real quick
Well that got depressing real quick
#810 to #809 - cunninglinguist (11/14/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolled image** *******
#799 - cunninglinguist (10/28/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolled image** mfw you're a bully
User avatar #800 to #799 - cunninglinguist (10/28/2014) [-]
that sucked.
#801 to #800 - cunninglinguist (10/28/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolled image** this one then
**cunninglinguist rolled image** this one then
User avatar #803 to #801 - lolmike (10/28/2014) [-]
much better
#804 to #802 - lolmike (10/30/2014) [-]
**lolmike rolled image** yfw
#805 to #804 - cunninglinguist (11/02/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolled image** ******
User avatar #784 - jingleforth (10/28/2014) [-]
mike, how do get gf? pls help
#791 to #784 - cunninglinguist (10/28/2014) [-]
take my word for it, I am a woman
#785 to #784 - lolmike (10/28/2014) [-]
>stop being a pussy
>lift weights
>???
> **** you
User avatar #786 to #785 - jingleforth (10/28/2014) [-]
Honestly, that's actually what I'm doing.
User avatar #787 to #786 - lolmike (10/28/2014) [-]
what happened
User avatar #788 to #787 - jingleforth (10/28/2014) [-]
eh, nothing

btw, wish me luck. i'll need it..
User avatar #789 to #788 - lolmike (10/28/2014) [-]
goodluck on your girl bro
User avatar #790 to #789 - jingleforth (10/28/2014) [-]
Ty <3
User avatar #757 - cunninglinguist (10/27/2014) [-]
*roll image* mfw you're a ******
#762 to #759 - lolmike (10/27/2014) [-]
**lolmike rolled image**
#761 to #759 - lolmike (10/27/2014) [-]
hahaha what a retard
hahaha what a retard
#765 to #761 - cunninglinguist (10/27/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolled image** mfw you're still a 						******
**cunninglinguist rolled image** mfw you're still a ******
User avatar #766 to #765 - lolmike (10/27/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHA SNOOP ******* DOGG
#767 to #766 - cunninglinguist (10/27/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolled image** epic roll
#768 to #767 - lolmike (10/27/2014) [-]
**lolmike rolls 1** if its 5 then you a *****
User avatar #769 to #768 - cunninglinguist (10/27/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolls 4** if its 3 then you a *****
User avatar #771 to #770 - lolmike (10/27/2014) [-]
**lolmike rolls 65** dubs
User avatar #773 to #771 - cunninglinguist (10/27/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolls 87** actual dubs
User avatar #774 to #773 - cunninglinguist (10/27/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolls 95** my anaconda don't want none unless you got dubs hun
User avatar #783 to #775 - lolmike (10/28/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#779 to #775 - lolmike (10/28/2014) [-]
**lolmike rolls 45** u mad bruh
**lolmike rolls 45** u mad bruh
#792 to #779 - cunninglinguist (10/28/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolls 66**
User avatar #794 to #792 - lolmike (10/28/2014) [-]
**lolmike rolls 12** goodness gracious we're good at this
#795 to #794 - cunninglinguist (10/28/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolled image** mfw I got dubs
**cunninglinguist rolled image** mfw I got dubs
#796 to #795 - lolmike (10/28/2014) [-]
**lolmike rolled image** *roll 2* mfw i check em
#798 to #796 - lolmike (10/28/2014) [-]
**lolmike rolls 63**
#793 to #792 - cunninglinguist (10/28/2014) [-]
HOLY MOTHER OF BATMAN
HOLY MOTHER OF BATMAN
#753 to #751 - lolmike (10/27/2014) [-]
**lolmike rolls 84**
#754 to #753 - cunninglinguist (10/27/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolls 84**
User avatar #780 to #754 - jingleforth (10/28/2014) [-]
**jingleforth rolls 65**
#755 to #754 - cunninglinguist (10/27/2014) [-]
We rolled the same thing
User avatar #758 to #755 - lolmike (10/27/2014) [-]
*roll image* mfw same roll
User avatar #760 to #758 - cunninglinguist (10/27/2014) [-]
I'm laughing pretty ******* hard right now
#764 to #760 - lolmike (10/27/2014) [-]
**lolmike rolls 6**
User avatar #749 - jingleforth (05/06/2014) [-]
MIKE!

I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU!
User avatar #752 to #749 - lolmike (10/27/2014) [-]
yep. still taking a huge dump
User avatar #776 to #752 - jingleforth (10/27/2014) [-]
When shall you be done?
User avatar #777 to #776 - lolmike (10/28/2014) [-]
When I **** all my intestines out
User avatar #778 to #777 - jingleforth (10/28/2014) [-]
Any of your intestines out yet?
User avatar #781 to #778 - lolmike (10/28/2014) [-]
******** dick nipple
User avatar #782 to #781 - jingleforth (10/28/2014) [-]
Ah, yeah. Good ol' mike

I'll be waiting until you **** your intestines out.
#750 to #749 - cunninglinguist (10/27/2014) [-]
I'm waiting for you to notice me
User avatar #748 - jingleforth (03/05/2014) [-]
why have you been gone for so long? ;-;
#743 - jingleforth (10/26/2013) [-]
Rate this chick
User avatar #744 to #743 - lolmike (10/26/2013) [-]
**lolmike rolls 7**
User avatar #746 to #744 - jingleforth (10/26/2013) [-]
I stapled my nuts the other day

lol
User avatar #745 to #744 - jingleforth (10/26/2013) [-]
**jingleforth rolls 6** If 7, I staple my nuts...again
User avatar #747 to #745 - lolmike (10/28/2013) [-]
**lolmike rolls 9** if 4 you will
User avatar #740 - jingleforth (10/16/2013) [-]
Quit being a ****** and come back onto fj
User avatar #741 to #740 - lolmike (10/26/2013) [-]
Sorry I had to take a massive dump which required training and self meditation
User avatar #742 to #741 - jingleforth (10/26/2013) [-]
It's okay.



I forgive you.

User avatar #738 - jingleforth (06/05/2013) [-]
ill ******* disable ur pm box, bro

don test me.

p.s the game
User avatar #739 to #738 - lolmike (06/05/2013) [-]
pls dont
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#735 to #734 - jingleforth (05/29/2013) [-]
A B C , Its easy as
1 2 3, as simple as
do re mi, A B C, 1 2 3
User avatar #732 to #731 - lolmike (05/29/2013) [-]
Thanks I needed that pic of me
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