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#27 - You were in it's territory. Also, you can easily outrun one of…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Burn it with fire! -1
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#28 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
Black widows are really fast, I was barely keeping it from crawling on to my shoe. And its territory, it was my damn house, she isn't welcome if she is going to try and claim my house.
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#29 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
Once again, it doesn't matter how fast the spider may appear. Unless you are extremely out of shape you can easily outrun a spider. Get a napkin or a paper towel and put her outside if that's the case. Put a little plastic container over it and then figure out how to get it outside. It was probably eating other insects for you, probably other spiders
#36 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
It's got shit all to do with territory.

Most the reason spiders crawl onto us is because of our size.

We are essentially a walking fortress for them, they view us a little more than a huge object to live on. So they wont 'charge' at you, they just head toward you to live on you, same with a lot of insects.

I don't mind them, they're just so fucking ugly I want to stamp on them.
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#30 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
Even so, it outlived its welcome after trying to attack me. I have no remorse or regrets for killing it.
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#32 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
Then I hope all the tiny spiders that have now invaded your home join your bed when you go to sleep. Sweet dreams
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#33 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
*shrugs* those ones don't bite me. I have a huge common house spider that lives above my bed.
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#35 - ilovehitler (05/26/2013) [-]
do you live in fucking australia?
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#37 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
The black widow was in Oklahoma, the common house spider that is above my bed right now is in California.
#25 - So in a sense, proper spider etiquette, would be to leave them…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Burn it with fire! -1
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#26 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
I had a black widow go out of its way to attack me, it ran at me, I jumped to the side, it turned toward me again, I jumped out of the way again, it came towards me again, so I stomped on it.
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#27 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
You were in it's territory. Also, you can easily outrun one of those little guys, this isn't 8 Legged Freaks
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#28 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
Black widows are really fast, I was barely keeping it from crawling on to my shoe. And its territory, it was my damn house, she isn't welcome if she is going to try and claim my house.
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#29 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
Once again, it doesn't matter how fast the spider may appear. Unless you are extremely out of shape you can easily outrun a spider. Get a napkin or a paper towel and put her outside if that's the case. Put a little plastic container over it and then figure out how to get it outside. It was probably eating other insects for you, probably other spiders
#36 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
It's got shit all to do with territory.

Most the reason spiders crawl onto us is because of our size.

We are essentially a walking fortress for them, they view us a little more than a huge object to live on. So they wont 'charge' at you, they just head toward you to live on you, same with a lot of insects.

I don't mind them, they're just so fucking ugly I want to stamp on them.
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#30 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
Even so, it outlived its welcome after trying to attack me. I have no remorse or regrets for killing it.
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#32 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
Then I hope all the tiny spiders that have now invaded your home join your bed when you go to sleep. Sweet dreams
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#33 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
*shrugs* those ones don't bite me. I have a huge common house spider that lives above my bed.
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#35 - ilovehitler (05/26/2013) [-]
do you live in fucking australia?
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#37 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
The black widow was in Oklahoma, the common house spider that is above my bed right now is in California.
#23 - Not before kicking back their hind legs  [+] (12 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Burn it with fire! -1
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#24 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
That's why it is proper horse etiquette to never stand directly behind them, and that is a panic reaction, not actually attacking.
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#25 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
So in a sense, proper spider etiquette, would be to leave them alone and let them do what they do
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#26 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
I had a black widow go out of its way to attack me, it ran at me, I jumped to the side, it turned toward me again, I jumped out of the way again, it came towards me again, so I stomped on it.
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#27 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
You were in it's territory. Also, you can easily outrun one of those little guys, this isn't 8 Legged Freaks
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#28 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
Black widows are really fast, I was barely keeping it from crawling on to my shoe. And its territory, it was my damn house, she isn't welcome if she is going to try and claim my house.
User avatar
#29 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
Once again, it doesn't matter how fast the spider may appear. Unless you are extremely out of shape you can easily outrun a spider. Get a napkin or a paper towel and put her outside if that's the case. Put a little plastic container over it and then figure out how to get it outside. It was probably eating other insects for you, probably other spiders
#36 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
It's got shit all to do with territory.

Most the reason spiders crawl onto us is because of our size.

We are essentially a walking fortress for them, they view us a little more than a huge object to live on. So they wont 'charge' at you, they just head toward you to live on you, same with a lot of insects.

I don't mind them, they're just so fucking ugly I want to stamp on them.
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#30 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
Even so, it outlived its welcome after trying to attack me. I have no remorse or regrets for killing it.
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#32 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
Then I hope all the tiny spiders that have now invaded your home join your bed when you go to sleep. Sweet dreams
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#33 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
*shrugs* those ones don't bite me. I have a huge common house spider that lives above my bed.
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#35 - ilovehitler (05/26/2013) [-]
do you live in fucking australia?
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#37 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
The black widow was in Oklahoma, the common house spider that is above my bed right now is in California.
#21 - They only attack if we startle them. Much like horses  [+] (14 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Burn it with fire! -1
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#22 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
Horses usually run away.
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#23 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
Not before kicking back their hind legs
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#24 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
That's why it is proper horse etiquette to never stand directly behind them, and that is a panic reaction, not actually attacking.
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#25 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
So in a sense, proper spider etiquette, would be to leave them alone and let them do what they do
User avatar
#26 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
I had a black widow go out of its way to attack me, it ran at me, I jumped to the side, it turned toward me again, I jumped out of the way again, it came towards me again, so I stomped on it.
User avatar
#27 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
You were in it's territory. Also, you can easily outrun one of those little guys, this isn't 8 Legged Freaks
User avatar
#28 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
Black widows are really fast, I was barely keeping it from crawling on to my shoe. And its territory, it was my damn house, she isn't welcome if she is going to try and claim my house.
User avatar
#29 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
Once again, it doesn't matter how fast the spider may appear. Unless you are extremely out of shape you can easily outrun a spider. Get a napkin or a paper towel and put her outside if that's the case. Put a little plastic container over it and then figure out how to get it outside. It was probably eating other insects for you, probably other spiders
#36 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
It's got shit all to do with territory.

Most the reason spiders crawl onto us is because of our size.

We are essentially a walking fortress for them, they view us a little more than a huge object to live on. So they wont 'charge' at you, they just head toward you to live on you, same with a lot of insects.

I don't mind them, they're just so fucking ugly I want to stamp on them.
User avatar
#30 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
Even so, it outlived its welcome after trying to attack me. I have no remorse or regrets for killing it.
User avatar
#32 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
Then I hope all the tiny spiders that have now invaded your home join your bed when you go to sleep. Sweet dreams
User avatar
#33 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
*shrugs* those ones don't bite me. I have a huge common house spider that lives above my bed.
User avatar
#35 - ilovehitler (05/26/2013) [-]
do you live in fucking australia?
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#37 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
The black widow was in Oklahoma, the common house spider that is above my bed right now is in California.
#19 - Spiders only attack us because we intimidate them. Their only …  [+] (16 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Burn it with fire! -1
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#20 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
Then they shouldn't attack their god damn allies!
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#21 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
They only attack if we startle them. Much like horses
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#22 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
Horses usually run away.
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#23 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
Not before kicking back their hind legs
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#24 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
That's why it is proper horse etiquette to never stand directly behind them, and that is a panic reaction, not actually attacking.
User avatar
#25 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
So in a sense, proper spider etiquette, would be to leave them alone and let them do what they do
User avatar
#26 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
I had a black widow go out of its way to attack me, it ran at me, I jumped to the side, it turned toward me again, I jumped out of the way again, it came towards me again, so I stomped on it.
User avatar
#27 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
You were in it's territory. Also, you can easily outrun one of those little guys, this isn't 8 Legged Freaks
User avatar
#28 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
Black widows are really fast, I was barely keeping it from crawling on to my shoe. And its territory, it was my damn house, she isn't welcome if she is going to try and claim my house.
User avatar
#29 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
Once again, it doesn't matter how fast the spider may appear. Unless you are extremely out of shape you can easily outrun a spider. Get a napkin or a paper towel and put her outside if that's the case. Put a little plastic container over it and then figure out how to get it outside. It was probably eating other insects for you, probably other spiders
#36 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
It's got shit all to do with territory.

Most the reason spiders crawl onto us is because of our size.

We are essentially a walking fortress for them, they view us a little more than a huge object to live on. So they wont 'charge' at you, they just head toward you to live on you, same with a lot of insects.

I don't mind them, they're just so fucking ugly I want to stamp on them.
User avatar
#30 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
Even so, it outlived its welcome after trying to attack me. I have no remorse or regrets for killing it.
User avatar
#32 - lolifan (05/26/2013) [-]
Then I hope all the tiny spiders that have now invaded your home join your bed when you go to sleep. Sweet dreams
User avatar
#33 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
*shrugs* those ones don't bite me. I have a huge common house spider that lives above my bed.
User avatar
#35 - ilovehitler (05/26/2013) [-]
do you live in fucking australia?
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#37 - vatra (05/26/2013) [-]
The black widow was in Oklahoma, the common house spider that is above my bed right now is in California.
#47 - Same as the xbox... which also has a really ****** fee that ma… 05/26/2013 on Accurate 0
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#122 - senglish (05/24/2013) [-]
so it begins
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#124 - lolifan (05/24/2013) [-]
More!
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#136 - senglish (05/24/2013) [-]
!!HOW ABOUT 10 MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#112 - Weclome to the internet. You make one mistake and you pay for …  [+] (24 new replies) 05/23/2013 on someday we'll look up and... +3
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#116 - lolifan (05/24/2013) [-]
That may help him. senglish! Bring us cat gifs, lots of cat gifs!
#122 - senglish (05/24/2013) [-]
so it begins
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#124 - lolifan (05/24/2013) [-]
More!
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#136 - senglish (05/24/2013) [-]
!!HOW ABOUT 10 MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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