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#66 - As a bi man who hasn't really been able to identify where I fa… 19 hours ago on Liberals Incoming +2
#10 - Advance wars mentioned, swell with mechs and artillery  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Preorder Bonus +87
User avatar #23 - docxy (03/27/2015) [-]
And apc artillery rocket walls
#2 - I think this is the first time in years that I've seen a fetis…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Fuck the what +30
#21 - feratrox (03/26/2015) [-]
Go watch the phone sex scene from Spike Jonze's "Her" which is a fantastic movie by the way .
I haven't checked if that fetish has an online community but it wouldn't surprise me if it did.
User avatar #12 - cmkpower (03/26/2015) [-]
Sometimes, mostly when I'm sick, I can feel an almost pleasant feeling in my nose when I move something in there.
I don't understand why it happens but If I were paralyzed from the waist and down I'd probably do something about it.
#14 - I don't get why there are more people saying she deserved it. …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Little shit... +12
#74 - anonymous (03/26/2015) [-]
After 7 years you know what the fuck a kid is like. You know not to trust a little 7yr old shit who does the worst shit when they don't get what they want over the person you tried to raise that kid into a respectable little shit.
User avatar #64 - explicitlyperfect (03/26/2015) [-]
I think the mom had prior trust issues regarding her marriage for her to trust a child so easily for it to lead to divorce, all in all, she deserved it for not setting the facts straight before jumping to something as drastic as divorce.

The husband dodged a bullet there though.
User avatar #19 - hawkeyemashbca (03/26/2015) [-]
could be because the marriage must have been at fault for her to take her daughters lie well enough without reading into it, bad mother, and a bad enough wife to trust her husband in the first place
User avatar #16 - brokentrucker (03/26/2015) [-]
No. Whether or not you are correct in thinking that the child is "intelligent" enough to fabricate such a story, believing your seven year old daughter over your significant other without any other hard evidence is bullshit. She deserves it.
#42 - mullisaur (03/26/2015) [-]
That's what it boils down to in the end, I imagine he won't forgive her because she didn't trust him. But seriously, if I had a child and they were able to sustain the lie well into a divorce i would be inclined to believe them too. Like think about it, it's not as if this child said the lie as a one off, she must have sustained it. As a parent you probably would assume that your child has less reason to lie about such a serious matter. Look if i was the guy I would probably dump her after that as well. But you are a fool if you think the wife deserved it, she must have been in the crushing experience of knowing one of the two people you love most is lying to you about a life-shattering matter. Everyone got fucked in this situation.
#78 - anonymous (03/26/2015) [-]
Reality check.

She deserved it because she brought it on herself. She COULD have listened to the father, she COULD have waited for evidence, She COULD have believed him.

She didn't, and now she's in this situation. Maybe she didn't realize at the time, but she is the fool. She chose not to do any of these things and now she's wondering why he's leaving her.

She made her choices, now she deals with the consequences. Therefore, she deserved it.

I didn't realize we could be an asshole to someone and then expect them to forgive us on the spot because we didn't get the whole story.
#280 - Then it's doing it's job. 03/26/2015 on Anti-vaxxers logic 0
#137 - Like I said, he probably shouldn't have been allowed to be a c… 03/23/2015 on feels warning. just skip this 0
#112 - Looking at the video, I kind of have sympathy for everyone inv…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2015 on feels warning. just skip this +19
#142 - anonymous (03/23/2015) [-]
If you're afraid of dogs WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BECOME A COP?
User avatar #131 - canadianEH (03/23/2015) [-]
If you've got a fear of anything so severe your first instinct is to pull a gun and start shooting you should never be trusted with a gun. Teasers and pepper spray affect dogs too. Don't have to pull your deadliest weapon first.
User avatar #138 - dammriver (03/23/2015) [-]
Although I agree with that (and disagree with the officer's actions), you have to have (at least) roughly 7 feet between you and your opponent for a TASER to actually do anything. You need adequate prong spread for it to be effective.

Also, OC spray could work, but, if the dog actually is aggressive, it might just make them even more angry.

Once again, I'm not trying to justify the officer's actions, however I will justify deadly force over less-lethal methods (or at least the reasoning behind it).
#137 - lolibear (03/23/2015) [-]
Like I said, he probably shouldn't have been allowed to be a cop, but also, his first instinct was to back away from the dog, it wasn't until the dog pursued him that he panicked and shot it.
User avatar #114 - yousaygoodbye (03/23/2015) [-]
Well said dude
#17 - Oh god. I'm literally in pain right now. 03/20/2015 on Kyrat 0
#6 - Since nobody has posted it yet, I might as well. 03/20/2015 on Vamp Hunters +1
#4 - While I think Jimmy Carr is hilarious, and an amazing comedian…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Carr crash 0
User avatar #9 - smashingprodigy (03/19/2015) [-]
He even said it "sounds like a seal being sexually molested, or Elmo is being tickled."
#5 - anonymous (03/19/2015) [-]
Even Jimmy Carr says its the most obnoxious laugh in the world. For those of you who haven't had your ears graced by his laugh imagine a seal getting molested.

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