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- In brawls, I'll respect the 1v1's. In dominion, **** that, it'…
Fuck Honor, Teamwork is better
I'll respect 1vs1 in brawls if me or my mate want to personally bash some guy's head in. Otherwise we'll join up immediatly. Not with the intent of backstabbing one guy but to fight together and support each other more easily.
I only ever 2v2 with a friend, and our rule is that when one of us wins our fight, we ask the other if they want help. Sometimes we fight people that we want to prove we can beat, or someone that we think deserves a fair fight. Sometimes a fucker needs some gravity in their life.
I do not quite understand why you would fight 1v1s anywhere besides the duel, the fckn 1v1 mode.
It was never intended like that, you can't just use the game's title as an excuse not being able to 1v2
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in general, if it seems that your team mate is handling his opponent and isnt spamming the "HELP" button, you stay out because either
1. you jumping in will fuck up your team mate's combo timing
2. you'll hit your team mate, staggering him and doing team damage giving your opponent time to breath and retaliate
3. you'll build your opponent's revenge much faster than if it were just a 1v1, potentially destroying any chance of actually ganking him
it's not so much about "muh hono" so much as in "dude what the fuck, i didn't need your help and he would have been dead 5 minutes ago if you sat the fuck down"
I cant tell you how many dominion matches i've lost because i was handling the person who was carrying the other team and i got fucked over because instead of capping out their points while the other team is distracted hammering on one dude who's successfully defending, i got knocked over by a team mate who was "helping" and we both ended up dead, with no more points capped.
Well that's the first reasonable answer I got when asking why you would want to play 1v1 anywhere besides duel.
If you play 2v2 with a random, probably all of these do apply, but when playing with a mate and you fight well coordinated there shouldn't be a problem. But mostly it's the enemies crying out after they got buttfucked 2v1
- Daily reminder that tyranids WILL be the end of the galaxy.
Wasn't it theorised that if you pointed the orks at them, the orks could techicaly fight them forever?
No. Much worse. One will eventually win the fight and be it the Orks or the Tyranids, everyone else loses. Orks grow stronger from simply fighting so with a conflict such as the one on Octarius, You will end up with Nobs the size of Baneblades and Squigs a large as Titans. On the other hand, If the Tyranids win, they will have accumulated enough Biomass to spawn innumerable Bio titans. Both sides will be all but indestructible should one inevitably beat the other.
Thanks Kryptman. We're all gonna die now.
It happened already actually. A splinter hive fleet is in orc space
Yeah i think so, so when the tyranids reach ork space, things will get interesting. Unless i have missunderstood how the orks work, they would create the biggest WAAAAGH ever and the fighting would never stop
tyranids are unrelenting force orks are unremovable object
would be 10/10 war
A war to test how far DAKKA can be taken, only to realise that DAKKA can never be taken far enough.
when some git says its enough dakka
"At the point in time when bullets can pass through the interdimensional walls. When firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all being stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession. No one is able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of semi-automatic weaponry.. Then there will be enough dakka. Or, at least almost."
-The God Emperor of Mankind, If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device, Episode 12.5
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sweden has overall lower crime rate but a MUCH higher rape rate which is weird.
twisting statistics is very easy.
But yes, crime has gone up
The jews obviously
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- Dude, why did he just say that OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I have no fucking clue man, probably because they did not speak the same language and that might of been all he knew in Viking.
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