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lolcandyman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
Last Login:7/31/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#17415
Highest Content Rank:#2517
Highest Comment Rank:#435
Content Thumbs: 4426 total,  5087 ,  661
Comment Thumbs: 4643 total,  5567 ,  924
Content Level Progress: 89% (89/100)
Level 143 Content: Faptastic → Level 144 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 85% (85/100)
Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 240 Comments: Doinitrite
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Content Views:132632
Times Content Favorited:77 times
Total Comments Made:1104
FJ Points:3604
Favorite Tags: are (3) | You (3) | america (2) | beautiful (2) | desc (2) | fuck (2)

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#1293 - **lolcandyman rolled image ** 07/10/2014 on fj prison 0
#29 - >Balanced Stopped reading there  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on so true -2
User avatar #32 - qauronexoforce (07/10/2014) [-]
"ermagehrd some1 jump ova mi with rockets and kil me gam is stoopid"
#139 - Comment deleted 07/09/2014 on muh sticky power 0
#260 - Picture 07/08/2014 on Have some feels 0
#6 - >tags 07/07/2014 on Russia today +1
#97 - **** Britain Japan For Life *****  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2014 on inb4 comments and thumbs +16
User avatar #131 - zerpderp (07/06/2014) [-]
japan largest case of stockholm syndrome ever
#158 - anon (07/06/2014) [-]
Hmm...can't argue with that point.
#376 - >Death Note >Woman ehehehehe 06/23/2014 on classy bitches 0
#135 - Get out of here 06/22/2014 on (untitled) +3
#53 - >tfw NEET >tfw no friends >tfw no driver lice…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba +1
#59 - silenttortoise (06/22/2014) [-]
>pay for prostitute
>buy her dinner afterwards
>now you have had sex and have a new friend
>pay for more sex so she stays your friend
>go to DMV with prostitute
>pay for her to have sex with driving exam proctor
>pass drivers test
>leave prostitute at DMV because no one once a prostitute as a friend, and now that you have a car you can easily make friends who need someone to give them rides
>You now have had sex, have a license and have friends!
#115 - pawrestler (06/22/2014) [-]
it's so weird that you used the word "once" instead of the word "wants" in the second to last line
#124 - silenttortoise (06/23/2014) [-]
Muahahaha. I'll just come out and admit it, it's a hobby of mine... I LOVE HOMOPHONES!
#28 - >tfw I've already spent 120$ >tfw this is only the third day 06/21/2014 on Please steam i have no... +1
#108 - Why the **** is screen caping ******* Comment be… 06/16/2014 on Now we wait +3
#156 - Picture 06/16/2014 on Roodbye Raggy +2
#20 - >Scouts using Force of Nature  [+] (7 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Playing as Scout +7
#22 - vissova (06/16/2014) [-]
>Scout with a gibus
#26 - exclamation (06/16/2014) [-]
>Scouts
User avatar #40 - vissova (06/16/2014) [-]
Honestly after years of playing TF2, my only two complaints are Scouts and the Dead Ringer.
I seriously cannot kill a good Scout as Pyro, Demo, Medic, Spy, or Sniper. They're just too fast and deal too much damage. It sucks the fun out of the game.
User avatar #60 - volksworgen (06/16/2014) [-]
Simple process:

1: Use backburner and m1+turn around everywhere, scunts are a flighty bird.

2: Is he within meatshot range? sacrifice 50 ammo.

3: Acquire aterburn kill.
User avatar #41 - exclamation (06/16/2014) [-]
After about a year and a half of playing TF2 (in which I've gotten really good; on a server of mostly not F2Ps, I can usually top 3 finish as Medic, Pyro, Sniper or Soldier), I'm happy to see someone as mad as I am.

I've developed the stereotype that Scouts who wear Bill's/anything remotely expensive and are wearing a Scout shirt (Big Mann on Campus, for example) are automatically douches and are out only to win or get a lot of kills.
User avatar #43 - ninjaroo (06/16/2014) [-]
>Only out to win or get a lot of kills
...This is a problem why? If the class is unbalanced, that's a problem, but it sounds like you're saying they're douches for playing the game.
User avatar #45 - vissova (06/16/2014) [-]
I think that he understands that Scouts are just there to play the game like everybody else, but it's just that they're very annoying depending on what class you are while fighting them. For me, if I'm a Demoman especially, then I'm as good as fucked because I can't hit a target that fast with a grenade launcher.
#26 - >1.2 times a day >20 ******* 14 >Not mas… 06/14/2014 on Fapographic +3
#32 - Picture 06/13/2014 on Too adorable/deadly... 0
#247 - Thanks for the Beta Testing it for us Console Fags  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2014 on GTA V on PC +13
User avatar #260 - cycloneclone (06/11/2014) [-]
implying it wont still have a shitload of bugs when it releases on pc
User avatar #265 - biscuitsunited (06/11/2014) [-]
>Implying we won't patch that within a week
User avatar #266 - cycloneclone (06/11/2014) [-]
topkek
#82 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2014 on dildodude needs your help +3
#91 - fukyu Comment deleted by lolcandyman
#95 - anon Comment deleted by lolcandyman
#101 - fukyu Comment deleted by lolcandyman
#124 - >780 >Not a 780 Ti >Calling others Scrubs …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Dark Magic 0
#131 - GeneralLeeInsane (06/05/2014) [-]
That's not some simple 780, shitcunt.
It's a fuckmothering 780 Dual Classified.
I've had it longer than the 780Ti cumdumpster has even existed.
I can play Skyrim in qualities that would make every console, console developer, and console gamer cry.
They may say it'll only run at 1046 MHz, but I have seen it auto-clock itself to 1150 MHz.
It generates more heat than the atomic bombs dropped on the japs during WWII.
And without it, your precious fucking 780Ti wouldn't exist.
So shut your whore mouth cuntbucket.
#182 - annonymousjoe (06/06/2014) [-]
Cool, Team AMD checking in. I run an R9 280X that I was using for mineing. mine only clocks at 1050 or something like that auto
#26 - Picture 06/02/2014 on And I thought my mother was... +29
#28 - Comment deleted 06/02/2014 on amazing football 1 -2
#1681 - **lolcandyman rolled image ** 06/02/2014 on Admin is going to ban you 0
#19 - I don't even care that this is a Repost, I just wanna know how…  [+] (40 new replies) 06/02/2014 on pot dealers 0
User avatar #22 - mrfartypants (06/02/2014) [-]
**mrfartypants rolls 40**
User avatar #30 - ebperik (06/02/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 53**
User avatar #45 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 95**
User avatar #62 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 30**
User avatar #89 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 7,334** =====REPLY LIMIT REACHED=====
Yeah, nah, no. Methane isn't... Nah
#92 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 1,485**
Casual, what is life without a little CH4 on the side?
User avatar #93 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 4,304** Life, I'd assume?
#97 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 8,283**
No, it is torture
User avatar #63 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 00**
User avatar #64 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #65 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 276** Do you accept the challenge?
#66 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 423**
Punk ass niggah
User avatar #68 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 2,005** y u stahp
#70 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 0,739**
I'm busy, doing... stuff
User avatar #72 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 6,677** What stuff?
#74 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 7,515**
You know,... stuff
User avatar #76 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 8,051** Why so many bananas?
#80 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 3,443**
Because I go apeshit for bananas
User avatar #81 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 8,994** Did I mention you have some VERY weird reply images?
#82 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 0,982**
You think my reaction images are weird?
User avatar #83 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 8,814** ye
#84 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 1,745**
Well I never... #rood
User avatar #96 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 1,020** One more for good measure
User avatar #85 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 7,251** It was a compliment... Except for that one, it's disturbing
#88 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 1,064**
>implying you don't occasionally enjoy some methane gas
User avatar #73 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
DUB DUB.
User avatar #67 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 939** so the battle begun, bitch.
#69 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 390**
Grease up your loins, the battle has begun
User avatar #71 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 720** Heads up mufuka, these loins are like a slug. Slippery as dicks
#75 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 842**
This has gone down a slippery slope
User avatar #77 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 238** Dude it's so slippery you'd be like "Whoa, it's relatively slippery."
User avatar #78 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 150**
Whoa, it's relatively slippery.
User avatar #79 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 749** Damn right
#86 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 706**
You greased up that much already? I'm just getting started
User avatar #87 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 426** I lathered my entire body in bacon fat, come get me you man-beast.
Loving these entirely separate conversations on the same thread
#90 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 747**
Too late, I already came
I'm enjoying it too. We must go deeper! So what is your favorite color?
User avatar #95 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 226** >Implying my mind is remotely healthy.
this is my last roll until further notice, goodnight. Don't let the vending machines get you, they're more active around this time of year...
User avatar #98 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 406**
Foolish assumption, I know. After all we're on FJ
[spoiler] You're leaving me alone to face the vending machines? [/spoiler]

Goodnight, sleep tight
User avatar #91 - aussieftw (06/03/2014) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 102** My favorite color is sleep because it's 4 in the morning
#94 - ebperik (06/03/2014) [-]
**ebperik rolls 136**
What are you doing man?! Sleep is essential to a healthy mind
#65 - Picture 06/02/2014 on 'Murica +2
#96 - >HFW 06/02/2014 on troll star +7
#85 - Comment deleted 06/01/2014 on Racism: Bringing People... +1

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User avatar #6 - gnomechild (01/01/2015) [-]
Anything I can help you with?
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User avatar #4 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
Hey, i hope you have a great morning and a fantastic day today!
User avatar #3 - budbrown (03/17/2012) [-]
stop posting the same gif over and over...?
#1 - johnbing (02/06/2012) [-]
How's it going? I'm Ray's brother, John Bingo
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