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|Date Signed Up:||12/15/2011|
|Funnyjunk Career Stats|
|Highest Content Rank:||#2517|
|Highest Comment Rank:||#435|
|Content Thumbs:||4426 total, 5087 , 661|
|Comment Thumbs:||4643 total, 5567 , 924|
|Content Level Progress:|| 89% (89/100) |
Level 143 Content: Faptastic → Level 144 Content: Faptastic
|Comment Level Progress:|| 85% (85/100) |
Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 240 Comments: Doinitrite
|Times Content Favorited:||77 times|
|Total Comments Made:||1104|
|Favorite Tags:||are (3) | You (3) | america (2) | beautiful (2) | desc (2) | fuck (2)|
latest user's comments
|#1293 - **lolcandyman rolled image **||07/10/2014 on fj prison||0|
|#29 - >Balanced Stopped reading there [+] (1 new reply)||07/10/2014 on so true||-2|
|#139 - Comment deleted||07/09/2014 on muh sticky power||0|
|#260 - Picture||07/08/2014 on Have some feels||0|
|#6 - >tags||07/07/2014 on Russia today||+1|
|#97 - **** Britain Japan For Life ***** [+] (2 new replies)||07/06/2014 on inb4 comments and thumbs||+16|
#158 - anon (07/06/2014) [-]
Hmm...can't argue with that point.
|#376 - >Death Note >Woman ehehehehe||06/23/2014 on classy bitches||0|
|#135 - Get out of here||06/22/2014 on (untitled)||+3|
|#53 - >tfw NEET >tfw no friends >tfw no driver lice… [+] (3 new replies)||06/21/2014 on Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba||+1|
#59 - silenttortoise (06/22/2014) [-]
>pay for prostitute
>buy her dinner afterwards
>now you have had sex and have a new friend
>pay for more sex so she stays your friend
>go to DMV with prostitute
>pay for her to have sex with driving exam proctor
>pass drivers test
>leave prostitute at DMV because no one once a prostitute as a friend, and now that you have a car you can easily make friends who need someone to give them rides
>You now have had sex, have a license and have friends!
|#28 - >tfw I've already spent 120$ >tfw this is only the third day||06/21/2014 on Please steam i have no...||+1|
|#108 - Why the **** is screen caping ******* Comment be…||06/16/2014 on Now we wait||+3|
|#156 - Picture||06/16/2014 on Roodbye Raggy||+2|
|#20 - >Scouts using Force of Nature [+] (7 new replies)||06/16/2014 on Playing as Scout||+7|
#41 - exclamation (06/16/2014) [-]
After about a year and a half of playing TF2 (in which I've gotten really good; on a server of mostly not F2Ps, I can usually top 3 finish as Medic, Pyro, Sniper or Soldier), I'm happy to see someone as mad as I am.
I've developed the stereotype that Scouts who wear Bill's/anything remotely expensive and are wearing a Scout shirt (Big Mann on Campus, for example) are automatically douches and are out only to win or get a lot of kills.
#45 - vissova (06/16/2014) [-]
I think that he understands that Scouts are just there to play the game like everybody else, but it's just that they're very annoying depending on what class you are while fighting them. For me, if I'm a Demoman especially, then I'm as good as fucked because I can't hit a target that fast with a grenade launcher.
|#26 - >1.2 times a day >20 ******* 14 >Not mas…||06/14/2014 on Fapographic||+3|
|#32 - Picture||06/13/2014 on Too adorable/deadly...||0|
|#247 - Thanks for the Beta Testing it for us Console Fags [+] (3 new replies)||06/11/2014 on GTA V on PC||+13|
|#82 - Comment deleted [+] (3 new replies)||06/07/2014 on dildodude needs your help||+3|
#95 - anon Comment deleted by lolcandyman
|#124 - >780 >Not a 780 Ti >Calling others Scrubs … [+] (2 new replies)||06/05/2014 on Dark Magic||0|
#131 - GeneralLeeInsane (06/05/2014) [-]
It's a fuckmothering 780 Dual Classified.
I've had it longer than the 780Ti cumdumpster has even existed.
I can play Skyrim in qualities that would make every console, console developer, and console gamer cry.
They may say it'll only run at 1046 MHz, but I have seen it auto-clock itself to 1150 MHz.
It generates more heat than the atomic bombs dropped on the japs during WWII.
And without it, your precious fucking 780Ti wouldn't exist.
So shut your whore mouth cuntbucket.
|#26 - Picture||06/02/2014 on And I thought my mother was...||+29|
|#28 - Comment deleted||06/02/2014 on amazing football 1||-2|
|#1681 - **lolcandyman rolled image **||06/02/2014 on Admin is going to ban you||0|
|#19 - I don't even care that this is a Repost, I just wanna know how… [+] (40 new replies)||06/02/2014 on pot dealers||0|
|#65 - Picture||06/02/2014 on 'Murica||+2|
|#96 - >HFW||06/02/2014 on troll star||+7|
|#85 - Comment deleted||06/01/2014 on Racism: Bringing People...||+1|