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Gender: male
Age: 39
Date Signed Up:4/16/2009
Location:pacific northwest
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Sorry for the lack of weird ass food pictures. My wifi plan didn't work out, so I didn't have internet access while I was in Vietnam. But I will have pictures and videos posted soon.
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    title European Truck Art
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    title OBAMACARE
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    title Anger Management
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    title Bacon Grease Warning
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    title Time Travel
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    title Hammertime!
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    Uploaded: 11/22/09
    title Beer Commercial
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    title Office Bunny
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    Uploaded: 10/05/09
    title Cow VS. Truck
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#7 - You have just witnessed awesomeness. I know, it's a little ov…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2010 on monty python meets star trek 0
User avatar #8 - LeanPocket (06/28/2010) [-]
it was almost too much awesome.


Hit me again tube sock!
#13 - Go ahead. I posted it like 8 months ago. I don't have a prob… 06/10/2010 on Pig Flu 0
#175 - Fuck you, Luke!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2010 on CANNOT BE UNSEEN +1
User avatar #176 - TheBear (06/10/2010) [-]
Holy shiz Lokems. I can't believe you remember that :D
#16 - There is so much awesome here, I don't know where to begin. 06/08/2010 on ENGRISH FAIL (OR IS IT... 0
#90 - now that's funny. 05/30/2010 on No mouse? +1
#1 - anything original would be great! Especially if you dont thum…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2010 on Help traffic and some info... +2
#7 - Amatory (05/30/2010) [-]
whenever you're inspired/in the mood, I wouldn't want you to put something up that isn't complete and gets thumbed down. Just send a link when you put something up and I will check it out
User avatar #2 - Cabirious (05/30/2010) [-]
wow that means a lot thank you
#16 - dick, my mom was killed 10 years ago. 05/30/2010 on AchmedTHEterrorist's profile 0
#2 - sorry dude, I have to give you the same thumb I give all thumb… 05/30/2010 on BOMB 0
#39 - I would have never heard of him if it wasn't for his fan club … 05/29/2010 on LESBIANS +8
#110 - It's not that you put a compilation together that I enjoy so m…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2010 on Kickass Tattoos +1
User avatar #120 - airguitar (05/29/2010) [-]
Wow thanks =P, glad to hear you like the comments because that's where I try to add some personality to them =P
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User avatar #310 - RJstacy (07/14/2010) [-]
i miss you man
#309 - sadgirl (03/12/2010) [-]
I MISS YOU!
User avatar #301 - TheBear (03/02/2010) [-]
Hey Rich.. Figured I'd drop in.. Hope all is well with you and the wifey. Take care man - Tommy Bear
#303 to #301 - loke (03/02/2010) [-]
You caught me just before I left the country. I'll be in Asia for the next month.

Hows things on your end?
User avatar #305 to #303 - TheBear (03/03/2010) [-]
Meh.. Same shiz diff day. You still have my email? Keep in touch man... It's been a while since we last talked.
#306 to #305 - loke (03/03/2010) [-]
Yea, it's one of those, oh look who's online... I need to say hi cuz it's been a while..... right after this beer.

And then I never do.
User avatar #307 to #306 - TheBear (03/03/2010) [-]
ahhahaha! Exactly :D
User avatar #299 - llcoolz (03/01/2010) [-]
lol dude you've had that avatar for ages!
#300 to #299 - loke (03/01/2010) [-]
Sorry, didn't know I'ms upposed to change it weekly. I'm mostly inactive, so not much need.
User avatar #302 to #300 - llcoolz (03/02/2010) [-]
no, don't change it, i mean it's up to you, i was just saying
#304 to #302 - loke (03/02/2010) [-]
Actually, I'm a replace my avatar with an animated gif of my daughter doing her cutsie pose. Should be up soon.
User avatar #308 to #304 - llcoolz (03/03/2010) [-]
lol, she is a very pretty baby.
User avatar #298 - ThatCoolGuy (02/22/2010) [-]
Your daughter is so fucking cute :3
User avatar #295 - Ristay (02/20/2010) [-]
dude, loke. i see alot of people have been bashing you and you daughter. dont listen to them, they are-no joke- probably 12 and have a penis the size of a pinky.... when its hard.
#297 to #295 - loke (02/21/2010) [-]
I think you're absolutely right. A real man wouldn't do something like that. I child maybe, but no. Not a man.
User avatar #294 - ThatCoolGuy (02/20/2010) [-]
Did you see that Ioke guy? Not loke, ioke, he's like... An idiot trying to be like you;
Also
He calling your daughter.
A tard;
User avatar #286 - YaayForRandom (02/19/2010) [-]
That guy Kingofish just deleted your comment about him reposting the pirate vs paying picture...
#287 to #286 - loke (02/19/2010) [-]
I hate people that post shit that's still on the main page.
User avatar #284 - Gyrrados **User deleted account** (02/15/2010) [-]
So loke are you staying permanently? It would be awesome if you did. I love your posts.
#285 to #284 - loke (02/18/2010) [-]
I don't know. My wife's business keeps me pretty busy these days. I have some funny crap I could post. I will probably start posting a little more often.
#283 - fjrsa (02/09/2010) [-]
You have posted some of the best stuff on this site since I have been coming here.
User avatar #281 - ThatCoolGuy (02/08/2010) [-]
Hello. I heard some idiot jokes about your daughter man, I'm sorry for her. Is she alright? Can you add me as a friend? Obviously, only if you want to. Bye.
User avatar #277 - Ristay (02/06/2010) [-]
haha thanks. im actually not a bitchy person but i couldnt resist when i was really bored and wanted to post something. and now... well lets just say i didnt expect the epic reaction. oh well its still fun to watch! by the way, love ur pics! ur one of the funny users i was talking about in my rant.
#278 to #277 - loke (02/06/2010) [-]
well thank you. I'm honored. I've seen you around, and like your stuff, too.
User avatar #276 - nightmarepikachu (02/05/2010) [-]
dude... i laughed at asberger because of the retarded policeman but i'll never do that again
#279 to #276 - loke (02/06/2010) [-]
asberger sufferers aren't retarded. They're just.... off. The best example of someone that has asbergers syndrome would be Dr. House.

So chances are, my daughter will grow up to be an asshole doctor that loves her motorcycle as much as her vicodine. I can live with that.
User avatar #280 to #279 - nightmarepikachu (02/06/2010) [-]
no, there was an episode of the retarded policeman where he was diognosed with asberger and he craped out burgers... not that you needed to know that
#282 to #280 - loke (02/08/2010) [-]
well that guy had a couple problems, then. My daughter is far from showing signs of retardation. On the contrary, she's too smart for her own good. She was walking at 8 months, and talking at a year at 1. Which means she was getting into trouble and talking back sooner than expected.
#275 - GhostBuster (02/05/2010) [-]
I heard about your daughter being diagnosed with Asberger's syndrome. I am sorry, and absolutely sorrowful.
User avatar #271 - nightmarepikachu (02/03/2010) [-]
do was it you who told jack about funnyjunk or did he tell you
User avatar #273 to #271 - JackSchidt (02/03/2010) [-]
to be honest i was just searching for something funny--googled it and ended up here
pure blind random chance. but with friends like you guys, im glad i did
#274 to #273 - loke (02/04/2010) [-]
I found it on igoogle. it's on the comedy tab. Back when it was green. I used to come when there was just the pictures, and admin posted 3 a day. Then I started going through the comments, and then started commenting. That's why I got a profile, because I got tired of having to read through the comments to see what people thought of shit I said. Posting wasn't even something I wanted to do.
#272 to #271 - loke (02/03/2010) [-]
we met here. I liked his posts, so I friended him.
User avatar #266 - ShapeShifter (02/03/2010) [-]
I would like to know waht is Asberger's syndrome???
#267 to #266 - loke (02/03/2010) [-]
Asperger syndrome is an autism spectrum disorder, and people with it therefore show significant difficulties in social interaction, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests. It differs from other autism spectrum disorders by its relative preservation of linguistic and cognitive development. Although not required for diagnosis, physical clumsiness and atypical use of language are frequently reported
User avatar #268 to #267 - ShapeShifter (02/03/2010) [-]
i feel for ur sorry for ur daughter!!
is it not curable????
#269 to #268 - loke (02/03/2010) [-]
No, that's just the way she is. But like I said, she's still my princess and greatest gift in life. Being an odd child doesn't change anything about how much my wife and I love her.

My biggest problem is that she's too damn smart for her own good, so traditional child proofing doesn't work on the house. She's 2 years old, and can already break most child-proof locks.
User avatar #270 to #269 - ShapeShifter (02/03/2010) [-]
She must be really lucky to have such caring parents............!!

I hope she grows up to be a fine looking young lady!!
User avatar #263 - Gyrrados **User deleted account** (01/31/2010) [-]
Hey wait, I thought you were gone?
#264 to #263 - loke (01/31/2010) [-]
I came back because of the anon war. Haven't decided if I'll stay, but I'm a hang around and watch the show at least.
User avatar #265 to #264 - Gyrrados **User deleted account** (01/31/2010) [-]
awesome
User avatar #262 - Epik Phail (01/26/2010) [-]
::Throws bananas at::
User avatar #260 - AFRODUCK (01/21/2010) [-]
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#261 to #260 - loke (01/21/2010) [-]
Yea?
#258 - sadgirl (01/10/2010) [-]
I lub you loke! you have been a good friend. i will always keep in touch. lol. bow chicka wow wow.
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