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#3 - I think it's funny that I mentioned that and now every time th… 3 hours ago on DIY Petting Zoo 0
#12 - DON'T SHOOT BABIES 6 hours ago on Revamped Clementine Cosplay... 0
#11 - Who would win? The World's greatest military force …  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Happy Birthday, America! +12
#48 - hawaiianpizza (25 minutes ago) [-]
Apart from the greatest military force (at the time) was busy else where (France). It does not much to work out that if it was just the american colonists vs the British empire then the colonists would of been absolutely destroyed.

So in the end the only reason why america became independent is that France was stepping up there game. And if you think about it, at the time what was more important? A colony or our own country? So near enough all of our military were focused on France.
#11 - Wait, I thought the whole thing about Medusa is that she is so…  [+] (13 new replies) 8 hours ago on Medusa +17
#33 - ygdosst (1 hour ago) [-]
Actually, see was so beautiful that one of thr goddesses became jealous and cursed her so that anyone to look at her would become stone.

Because no man lived to tell the tale, they simply assumed that she was ugly enough that her gaze alone would kill a man.
#22 - alexandervascus (5 hours ago) [-]
Just your neighborhood monster girl lover here, I'll clear this up right quick.

She was so beautiful that Zeus's wife Hera (also his sister) cursed her (and various other women she felt jealous of ; mostly Zeus's various lovers and offspring) Hera was a goddess of pure jealousy,which to be fair was partially understandable due to Zeus's nature. So in fact, Medusa would be extremely beautiful, it was her gaze that turned you into stone. This is the reason she was sent to the Gorgon sisters by Athena, who were blind and were immune to cursed gaze. (Athena was also known for her jealousy as well, never piss off a woman, and never piss of a woman who is also a Goddess) I.e. Arachne, the greatest weaver in existence, who was cursed by Athena because she could weave harder than a drunk driver in traffic.
User avatar #36 - arachne (1 hour ago) [-]
Aww yis weaving mo fo!

Why the flag bruh? Why post that mon loveliness and taint it with that flag?
#43 - dzimo (18 minutes ago) [-]
taint with that flag. shit i hope that was heav sarcasm or iron E.
#35 - lordsepulchure (1 hour ago) [-]
I have never heard about this version before. It's allways the one told by >>#25 in every single piece of media I have seen with Medusa in it. It's the only version I find online too.
User avatar #37 - arachne (1 hour ago) [-]
The main one I know is that Athena and arachne got in a weaving battel and Athena was a sore fucking looser.

And thus, she cursed her to be part spider
User avatar #38 - lordsepulchure (1 hour ago) [-]
I was talking about Medusa.
User avatar #39 - arachne (1 hour ago) [-]
Well I wasn't

Oh,..... Well everyone else is talking about me!
User avatar #40 - lordsepulchure (54 minutes ago) [-]
Doesn't look like it. This is a Medusa post after all. That one comment just mentioned Arachne as well, the first spider. Both victims of Athena's butthurt-ness. Seriously, turning people into mosnters who will kill lots of completely innocent people. What kind of "goddess of wisdom" is that?
User avatar #41 - arachne (29 minutes ago) [-]

Don't you know, the wise men said unto Jesus "just fuck em up fam."
User avatar #25 - necrid (4 hours ago) [-]
There may be multiple stories I guess, but the way I learned it and the way I find it online is that Athena, virginity being a big part of all her god shit, wasn't a big fan of the fact that Poseidon raped Medusa while in Athena's temple (she was a priestess to Athena after all, its an expected place for her.) Of course, the best way to rectify that is to punish Medusa. And part of the curse was turning her ugly. Because she was beautiful before. Athena taketh, and taketh some more.
User avatar #14 - xsalad (6 hours ago) [-]
I believe the lore is that she was so beautiful that zeus' wife got jealous and cursed her so that if anyone looked at her face they would be petrified. Or something. She's supposed to be extremely beautiful.

I think.
#17 - darkjack (6 hours ago) [-]
Medusa got all sorts of vain about being the hottest in the land, so, partially correct.
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John Cena vs Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
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Coming soon to Disney DVD.
#112 - heydany (9 hours ago) [-]
holy shit is this real
User avatar #124 - drakkonadarkwynd (8 hours ago) [-]
This is the kind of thing you come up with after decades of making direct-to-video movies.
#125 - heydany (8 hours ago) [-]
oh god the memes are taking over scooby doo
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#119 - heydany (8 hours ago) [-]
that's awesome
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