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#781 - **lodewijkbob used "*roll male privilege*"** **lodewijkbob … 2 hours ago on check your male privilege +1
#31 - Awh yeah 3rd pic is Progenitus.  [+] (17 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Monster Pictures +6
#61 - betars (11/30/2014) [-]
pfft.
User avatar #73 - yisumad (11/30/2014) [-]
>Vanquish the foul
>Smite the Monstrous
>Anything that kills target creature
User avatar #74 - betars (11/30/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #77 - yisumad (11/30/2014) [-]
It only has protection from creatures, and both Vanquish the Foul and Smite the Monstrous can kill it due to it's power being 4.
User avatar #78 - betars (11/30/2014) [-]
What I mean was, Teysa can kill Progenitus.

User avatar #44 - wellimnotsure (11/30/2014) [-]
I see your god of hydras and raise you one board wipe
#43 - yisumad (11/30/2014) [-]
Cute
#55 - Ulmer (11/30/2014) [-]
>protection from everything
>everything includes creatures
User avatar #75 - yisumad (11/30/2014) [-]
I believe Far // Away would work as well
User avatar #84 - paraplegicdinosaur (11/30/2014) [-]
The only thing that can destroy Progenitus are things that don't target it. Wrath of God, for example, will destroy it.

There's plenty of things that can kill Progenitus. Thats why the only time Progenitus is ever used outside of EDH is in things like Sneak and Tell. (Show and Tell Combo with Sneak Attack).
User avatar #80 - Ulmer (11/30/2014) [-]
Far wouldn't work as he has protection from instants, but away would if he was the only creature they controlled. Technically, away doesn't target anything, so it's a loophole. As I said before, forced sacrifice. Grave Pact, Barter in Blood, and the like.
User avatar #81 - yisumad (11/30/2014) [-]
Far to get rid of something on your end, then force sac Progen
User avatar #87 - Ulmer (11/30/2014) [-]
But that really only works if progen is the only thing the enemy controls. I run a mono black edh deck with mikaeus the unhallowed as commander, and I force sac like crazy. have mikaeus and grave pact on the field, play fleshbag marauder. We both sac a creature, i sac my fleshbag, you sac two creatures because of grave pact, then mikaeus bounces it back to the field, effect triggers again, I sac fleshbag again, you sac two more creatures. It's ruthlessly efficient.
User avatar #66 - yisumad (11/30/2014) [-]
Can it be countered.
If yes, Render Silent.
If no, Duneblast (I think).
User avatar #76 - Ulmer (11/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, but Colossus can't even block or deal damage to Progen. Just a weird answer you posted. You can Voidslime his ability and to send him to the grave though, after say a field wipe. Pretty much counters, forced sacrifice, or nukes are the only way to deal with Progen.
User avatar #79 - yisumad (11/30/2014) [-]
If all else fails, I can debuff the living hell out of it
User avatar #42 - mastertarium (11/30/2014) [-]
Awesome card! I actually just traded mine for Eldrazi creatures and 10 bucks.
#590 - **lodewijkbob rolls 3,747** 11/26/2014 on gimme your best roll idea 0
#4 - I'd probably cuddle with him. all of the homo 11/23/2014 on Theoretical question for... +1
#989 - Whoopwhoop 11/19/2014 on what do you look like? +1
#345 - **lodewijkbob rolls 332,180** 11/16/2014 on Give it a roll 0
#1813 - That's where a lot of the complications happen. As of right no…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#1862 - honzo (11/13/2014) [-]
You never know until you try. Apply to as many colleges and universities as you humanly can, and if all else fails- you have community college (I don't know if that's a thing where you live).
Don't study English or art or anything like that. My advice would be to learn how to program or at least study it a little bit. That will open up a lot of options employment-wise.
#1797 - 17, in a private high school where I don't really do anything …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#1800 - honzo (11/13/2014) [-]
As long as you can go to college- you'll be fine.
User avatar #1813 - lodewijkbob (11/13/2014) [-]
That's where a lot of the complications happen. As of right now probably no (or just really shitty) colleges/unis will accept me since I have no real high school degree and it doesn't seem like it's gonna happen very soon. I have an official certificate for having finished English on the highest level possible in high school in my country (The Netherlands), but no other classes.

Secondly I don't know what the fuck to study. English seems like an obvious choice but even that seems meh.
#1862 - honzo (11/13/2014) [-]
You never know until you try. Apply to as many colleges and universities as you humanly can, and if all else fails- you have community college (I don't know if that's a thing where you live).
Don't study English or art or anything like that. My advice would be to learn how to program or at least study it a little bit. That will open up a lot of options employment-wise.
#10 - Lost it at "People like me" 10/20/2014 on I like porn +17
#155 - So first we have to give you money, and now you spend your mon… 10/19/2014 on 3 ways steam gives you ebola +1

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User avatar #4 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
má companhia
User avatar #5 to #4 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
I mean, **** you
User avatar #2 - moustachecat (01/09/2014) [-]
faggot
User avatar #3 to #2 - moustachecat (01/09/2014) [-]
oh dude that looks so gay <3
User avatar #1 - nightmaren ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
It's just a hobby, mostly. I'm not that hardcore about it, I mostly just build sci-fi alien worlds, but there are some people who go really hardcore about it and will try to evaluate **** like the pH levels of their blood, exactly how they evolved, what colours of the spectrum they can see and why, their digestion track, skeletal system, circulatory system, all that **** . I mostly just draw a sapient alien species, flesh out their cultures and history and **** , then some biology and evolution, then I make a few of the animals on their planet.
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Here's a forum about Xenobiology. I only really follow the ones that have somewhat detailed drawings of the aliens, because otherwise I'm too stupid to understand anything.
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