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locusmortis

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:11/06/2011
Last Login:5/29/2016
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Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:1509
FJ Points:726

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#2 - Picture 01/01/2016 on The Afeelzing Spiderfeel +14
#430 - **locusmortis used "*roll picture*"** **locusmortis rolled … 07/13/2015 on This goes up Admin's butt 0
#6 - Picture 03/22/2015 on that fucking face +18
#114 - I was having such a good day 03/15/2015 on :c +2
#1364 - Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakat… 02/16/2015 on locusmortis's profile 0
#12 - Picture 02/16/2015 on Grade A TV +2
#1991 - Well spank my ass and call me Samantha! Your beautiful f…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on Lonely on V-Day? Get in here 0
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#8 - "**** my future"  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2015 on what about names? +57
#63 - anon (02/10/2015) [-]
What future?
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#32 - waacson (02/10/2015) [-]
He's a rather successful barber.
#335 - lol Idk it's been 11 days now. How about you bby? How are things going  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2015 on iheartbock's profile 0
#336 - iheartbock (01/11/2015) [-]
things go okay, got family visiting. one of them is annoying because she gets on facebook later at night, like 9 or 10, then constantly reads shit out loud to the rest of us like we care.. Other than that, good. I'm not sick. <_<
You on Skype? get on it! msg me!
#333 - Hi <3 <3 I'm sick, kill me hahaha, twice in two months, …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2015 on iheartbock's profile 0
#334 - iheartbock (01/11/2015) [-]
Aw =/ I'm sorry. Watchu got? Cold, flu?
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#335 - locusmortis (01/11/2015) [-]
lol Idk it's been 11 days now. How about you bby? How are things going
#336 - iheartbock (01/11/2015) [-]
things go okay, got family visiting. one of them is annoying because she gets on facebook later at night, like 9 or 10, then constantly reads shit out loud to the rest of us like we care.. Other than that, good. I'm not sick. <_<
You on Skype? get on it! msg me!
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#1364 - locusmortis (02/16/2015) [-]
stickied by locusmortis
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
#1369 - iheartbock (03/25/2016) [-]
Hey bb <3 I'm still alive. I checked finwe and panicked when I saw the last login was like, december or january. Then I came here and you were on earlier today. Less panic. <3
#1368 - iheartbock (01/19/2016) [-]
DNI! OMG. HI! <3
#1366 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
#1320 - iheartbock (09/21/2014) [-]
I SENT THINGS TO FINWE. GO ACCEPT. DO IT. PLZ. THNX. K.
#1321 to #1320 - locusmortis (09/21/2014) [-]
lol no
#1322 to #1321 - iheartbock (09/21/2014) [-]
DO IT YOU JERK
#1323 to #1322 - locusmortis (09/21/2014) [-]
Make me
#1365 to #1323 - iheartbock (02/22/2015) [-]
I SENT MORE THINGS TO FINWE
#1316 - iheartbock (09/09/2014) [-]
OMG HI
#1317 to #1316 - locusmortis (09/09/2014) [-]
OMG STALKER hi bby <3
#1318 to #1317 - iheartbock (09/09/2014) [-]
Get on skype you snot
#1319 to #1318 - locusmortis (09/09/2014) [-]
Haaaaa white name :p
#1315 - iheartbock (06/17/2014) [-]
<3 =D
#1304 - anonymousperson (05/23/2014) [-]
**anonymousperson rolled comment #10 ** :
"It doesn't matter where you find the funny as long as i laugh omg stop complaining nothing was lost geez its not like nobody else should see/hear it because Burnham said it..."
-FJ on repost complaints
#1305 to #1304 - locusmortis (05/23/2014) [-]
**locusmortis rolled image** I'm tired, I need a god ******* gem, need to kill those red lottos; need a ******* DGT
#1312 to #1305 - donor (05/23/2014) [-]
Do you still need a gg?
#1314 to #1312 - locusmortis (05/23/2014) [-]
Thanks! lemme bring finwe's lottos and kill them all, then I'll retrieve it back
#1313 to #1312 - locusmortis (05/23/2014) [-]
Yes, at least to murder those red lottos
#1306 to #1305 - anonymousperson (05/23/2014) [-]
Won't get any of those
Talk to fables
And don't talk I me.
I dknt know anything about go gems at all
#1307 to #1306 - locusmortis (05/23/2014) [-]
lol okay okay calm yo mammaries, I wasn't asking for one I just need one so I can leave this game
lol okay okay calm yo mammaries, I wasn't asking for one I just need one so I can leave this game
#1311 to #1307 - anonymousperson (05/23/2014) [-]
But it from fables
#1309 to #1307 - fables (05/23/2014) [-]
you should ask him to do tokens for you
#1308 to #1307 - fables (05/23/2014) [-]
fables sold her gg
anonymousperson is just being a dick about it
but ya know what he REALLY loves?
tokens
he loves doing tokens. lots of tokens.
#1282 - iheartbock (05/17/2014) [-]
I lub you <3 I miss you <3 And I hope you're doing well. =D <3<3
<_< <3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#1284 to #1282 - lub (05/17/2014) [-]
youre a dirty slut
#1283 to #1282 - locusmortis (05/17/2014) [-]
lol Im doing fine, ty how about you? lub u 2 <3
#1272 - iheartbock (01/24/2014) [-]
DEAREST SWEET DARLING LOCUS,
yer a butthead, ehehehehhee.
kidding ily. <3
love, Me
#1273 to #1272 - locusmortis (01/24/2014) [-]
**locusmortis rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Confession Bear ** cramps cramps cramps cramps
**locusmortis rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Confession Bear ** cramps cramps cramps cramps
#1274 to #1273 - iheartbock (01/24/2014) [-]
.... cramps cramps cramps cra- ASSHOLE. YES. AND IT HURTS. v.v
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