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locusmortis

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:11/06/2011
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#6 - Picture 03/22/2015 on that fucking face +18
#114 - I was having such a good day 03/15/2015 on :c +2
#1364 - Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakat… 02/16/2015 on locusmortis's profile 0
#12 - Picture 02/16/2015 on Grade A TV +2
#1991 - Well spank my ass and call me Samantha! Your beautiful f…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on Lonely on V-Day? Get in here 0
User avatar #2010 - littlemissmurder (02/14/2015) [-]
thank you. <3

and well, its harder than people think.
#8 - " **** my future"  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2015 on what about names? +57
#63 - anonymous (02/10/2015) [-]
What future?
User avatar #32 - waacson (02/10/2015) [-]
He's a rather successful barber.
#335 - lol Idk it's been 11 days now. How about you bby? How are things going  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2015 on iheartbock's profile 0
#336 - iheartbock (01/11/2015) [-]
things go okay, got family visiting. one of them is annoying because she gets on facebook later at night, like 9 or 10, then constantly reads shit out loud to the rest of us like we care.. Other than that, good. I'm not sick. <_<
You on Skype? get on it! msg me!
#333 - Hi <3 <3 I'm sick, kill me hahaha, twice in two months, …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2015 on iheartbock's profile 0
#334 - iheartbock (01/11/2015) [-]
Aw =/ I'm sorry. Watchu got? Cold, flu?
User avatar #335 - locusmortis (01/11/2015) [-]
lol Idk it's been 11 days now. How about you bby? How are things going
#336 - iheartbock (01/11/2015) [-]
things go okay, got family visiting. one of them is annoying because she gets on facebook later at night, like 9 or 10, then constantly reads shit out loud to the rest of us like we care.. Other than that, good. I'm not sick. <_<
You on Skype? get on it! msg me!
#331 - Hi  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2015 on iheartbock's profile 0
#332 - iheartbock (01/11/2015) [-]
EEE!!!! Hi bb <3<3<3 how you feeling?
User avatar #333 - locusmortis (01/11/2015) [-]
Hi <3 <3 I'm sick, kill me hahaha, twice in two months, im fucking mad
#334 - iheartbock (01/11/2015) [-]
Aw =/ I'm sorry. Watchu got? Cold, flu?
User avatar #335 - locusmortis (01/11/2015) [-]
lol Idk it's been 11 days now. How about you bby? How are things going
#336 - iheartbock (01/11/2015) [-]
things go okay, got family visiting. one of them is annoying because she gets on facebook later at night, like 9 or 10, then constantly reads shit out loud to the rest of us like we care.. Other than that, good. I'm not sick. <_<
You on Skype? get on it! msg me!
#10 - Picture 12/17/2014 on bruh +22

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User avatar #1364 - locusmortis (02/16/2015) [-]
stickied by locusmortis
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
#1320 - iheartbock (09/21/2014) [-]
I SENT THINGS TO FINWE. GO ACCEPT. DO IT. PLZ. THNX. K.
#1322 to #1321 - iheartbock (09/21/2014) [-]
DO IT YOU JERK
User avatar #1323 to #1322 - locusmortis (09/21/2014) [-]
Make me
#1365 to #1323 - iheartbock (02/22/2015) [-]
I SENT MORE THINGS TO FINWE
#1316 - iheartbock (09/09/2014) [-]
OMG HI
User avatar #1317 to #1316 - locusmortis (09/09/2014) [-]
OMG STALKER hi bby <3
#1318 to #1317 - iheartbock (09/09/2014) [-]
Get on skype you snot
User avatar #1319 to #1318 - locusmortis (09/09/2014) [-]
Haaaaa white name :p
#1315 - iheartbock (06/17/2014) [-]
<3 =D
User avatar #1304 - anonymousperson (05/23/2014) [-]
**anonymousperson rolled comment #10 ** :
"It doesn't matter where you find the funny as long as i laugh omg stop complaining nothing was lost geez its not like nobody else should see/hear it because Burnham said it..."
-FJ on repost complaints
#1305 to #1304 - locusmortis (05/23/2014) [-]
**locusmortis rolled image** I'm tired, I need a god ******* gem, need to kill those red lottos; need a ******* DGT
User avatar #1312 to #1305 - donor ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
Do you still need a gg?
User avatar #1314 to #1312 - locusmortis (05/23/2014) [-]
Thanks! lemme bring finwe's lottos and kill them all, then I'll retrieve it back
User avatar #1313 to #1312 - locusmortis (05/23/2014) [-]
Yes, at least to murder those red lottos
User avatar #1306 to #1305 - anonymousperson (05/23/2014) [-]
Won't get any of those
Talk to fables
And don't talk I me.
I dknt know anything about go gems at all
#1307 to #1306 - locusmortis (05/23/2014) [-]
lol okay okay calm yo mammaries, I wasn't asking for one I just need one so I can leave this game
lol okay okay calm yo mammaries, I wasn't asking for one I just need one so I can leave this game
User avatar #1311 to #1307 - anonymousperson (05/23/2014) [-]
But it from fables
User avatar #1309 to #1307 - fables (05/23/2014) [-]
you should ask him to do tokens for you
User avatar #1308 to #1307 - fables (05/23/2014) [-]
fables sold her gg
anonymousperson is just being a dick about it
but ya know what he REALLY loves?
tokens
he loves doing tokens. lots of tokens.
#1282 - iheartbock (05/17/2014) [-]
I lub you <3 I miss you <3 And I hope you're doing well. =D <3<3
<_< <3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #1284 to #1282 - lub ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
youre a dirty slut
User avatar #1283 to #1282 - locusmortis (05/17/2014) [-]
lol Im doing fine, ty how about you? lub u 2 <3
#1272 - iheartbock (01/24/2014) [-]
DEAREST SWEET DARLING LOCUS,
yer a butthead, ehehehehhee.
kidding ily. <3
love, Me
#1273 to #1272 - locusmortis (01/24/2014) [-]
**locusmortis rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Confession Bear ** cramps cramps cramps cramps
**locusmortis rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Confession Bear ** cramps cramps cramps cramps
#1274 to #1273 - iheartbock (01/24/2014) [-]
.... cramps cramps cramps cra- ASSHOLE. YES. AND IT HURTS. v.v
User avatar #1263 - onestacks (01/03/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #1260 - fables (12/31/2013) [-]
I have both of those one stacks... would you swap them out for a rare item spike doesn't have and another I don't have? I'll accept the trade then.
User avatar #1261 to #1260 - fables (12/31/2013) [-]
like big muscles or opened chest
User avatar #1262 to #1261 - locusmortis (12/31/2013) [-]
Sorry, I was taking a bath... I didn't understand that lel, but if you still want send a trade :p
User avatar #1256 - jorgethemaster (12/31/2013) [-]
Would you sell your Hat Making Tools?

Also, sorry about what happened. ):
User avatar #1257 to #1256 - locusmortis (12/31/2013) [-]
Take them for free, dont feel like doing hats again lel
User avatar #1258 to #1257 - jorgethemaster (12/31/2013) [-]
Thank you! (:
User avatar #1259 to #1258 - locusmortis (12/31/2013) [-]
No poblem!
#1254 - fabretradocftfw (12/31/2013) [-]
Life is so not fair....
I hope the game-leaders will do something about it man....

- retrochris
User avatar #1255 to #1254 - locusmortis (12/31/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot man
User avatar #1252 - kyronics (12/29/2013) [-]
i feel bad for you man
User avatar #1120 - locusmortis (11/27/2013) [-]
**locusmortis rolls 88**
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