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#7287 - **locusmortis rolls 592,766,243** 07/03/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... +1
#36 - Picture 06/28/2014 on Re arted +3
#4901660 - Without my red lottos now I'm empty  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #4901661 - anonymousperson (05/24/2014) [-]
ono
#4901126 - This is why we can't have nice things admin …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #4901134 - partially (05/23/2014) [-]
admin is total dick and not in hot alpha mode kinda dick, just the really pathetic one
#1314 - Thanks! lemme bring finwe's lottos and kill them all, then I'l… 05/23/2014 on locusmortis's profile 0
#1313 - Yes, at least to murder those red lottos 05/23/2014 on locusmortis's profile 0
#1307 - lol okay okay calm yo mammaries, I wasn't asking for one I jus…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2014 on locusmortis's profile 0
User avatar #1311 - anonymousperson (05/23/2014) [-]
But it from fables
User avatar #1309 - fables (05/23/2014) [-]
you should ask him to do tokens for you
#1310 - anonymousperson (05/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #1308 - fables (05/23/2014) [-]
fables sold her gg
anonymousperson is just being a dick about it
but ya know what he REALLY loves?
tokens
he loves doing tokens. lots of tokens.
#1305 - **locusmortis rolled image ** I'm tired, I need a god…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/23/2014 on locusmortis's profile 0
User avatar #1312 - donor (05/23/2014) [-]
Do you still need a gg?
User avatar #1314 - locusmortis (05/23/2014) [-]
Thanks! lemme bring finwe's lottos and kill them all, then I'll retrieve it back
User avatar #1313 - locusmortis (05/23/2014) [-]
Yes, at least to murder those red lottos
User avatar #1306 - anonymousperson (05/23/2014) [-]
Won't get any of those
Talk to fables
And don't talk I me.
I dknt know anything about go gems at all
#1307 - locusmortis (05/23/2014) [-]
lol okay okay calm yo mammaries, I wasn't asking for one I just need one so I can leave this game
User avatar #1311 - anonymousperson (05/23/2014) [-]
But it from fables
User avatar #1309 - fables (05/23/2014) [-]
you should ask him to do tokens for you
#1310 - anonymousperson (05/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #1308 - fables (05/23/2014) [-]
fables sold her gg
anonymousperson is just being a dick about it
but ya know what he REALLY loves?
tokens
he loves doing tokens. lots of tokens.
#430 - Hmm not very often on items, though I have a lot of free time...  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2014 on finwe's profile 0
#440 - ronkfjoll (07/01/2014) [-]
please, don't give it away, it was after all a gift from mark.
User avatar #431 - anonymousperson (05/17/2014) [-]
oh
haha
#1283 - lol Im doing fine, ty how about you? lub u 2 <3 05/17/2014 on locusmortis's profile 0

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#1315 - iheartbock (06/17/2014) [-]
<3 =D
User avatar #1304 - anonymousperson (05/23/2014) [-]
**anonymousperson rolled comment #10 ** :
"It doesn't matter where you find the funny as long as i laugh omg stop complaining nothing was lost geez its not like nobody else should see/hear it because Burnham said it..."
-FJ on repost complaints
#1305 to #1304 - locusmortis (05/23/2014) [-]
**locusmortis rolled image** I'm tired, I need a god ******* gem, need to kill those red lottos; need a ******* DGT
User avatar #1312 to #1305 - donor ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
Do you still need a gg?
User avatar #1314 to #1312 - locusmortis (05/23/2014) [-]
Thanks! lemme bring finwe's lottos and kill them all, then I'll retrieve it back
User avatar #1313 to #1312 - locusmortis (05/23/2014) [-]
Yes, at least to murder those red lottos
User avatar #1306 to #1305 - anonymousperson (05/23/2014) [-]
Won't get any of those
Talk to fables
And don't talk I me.
I dknt know anything about go gems at all
#1307 to #1306 - locusmortis (05/23/2014) [-]
lol okay okay calm yo mammaries, I wasn't asking for one I just need one so I can leave this game
lol okay okay calm yo mammaries, I wasn't asking for one I just need one so I can leave this game
User avatar #1311 to #1307 - anonymousperson (05/23/2014) [-]
But it from fables
User avatar #1309 to #1307 - fables ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
you should ask him to do tokens for you
User avatar #1308 to #1307 - fables ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
fables sold her gg
anonymousperson is just being a dick about it
but ya know what he REALLY loves?
tokens
he loves doing tokens. lots of tokens.
#1282 - iheartbock (05/17/2014) [-]
I lub you <3 I miss you <3 And I hope you're doing well. =D <3<3
<_< <3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #1284 to #1282 - lub (05/17/2014) [-]
youre a dirty slut
User avatar #1283 to #1282 - locusmortis (05/17/2014) [-]
lol Im doing fine, ty how about you? lub u 2 <3
#1272 - iheartbock (01/24/2014) [-]
DEAREST SWEET DARLING LOCUS,
yer a butthead, ehehehehhee.
kidding ily. <3
love, Me
#1273 to #1272 - locusmortis (01/24/2014) [-]
**locusmortis rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Confession Bear ** cramps cramps cramps cramps
**locusmortis rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Confession Bear ** cramps cramps cramps cramps
#1274 to #1273 - iheartbock (01/24/2014) [-]
.... cramps cramps cramps cra- ASSHOLE. YES. AND IT HURTS. v.v
User avatar #1263 - onestacks (01/03/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #1260 - fables ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
I have both of those one stacks... would you swap them out for a rare item spike doesn't have and another I don't have? I'll accept the trade then.
User avatar #1261 to #1260 - fables ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
like big muscles or opened chest
User avatar #1262 to #1261 - locusmortis (12/31/2013) [-]
Sorry, I was taking a bath... I didn't understand that lel, but if you still want send a trade :p
User avatar #1256 - jorgethemaster (12/31/2013) [-]
Would you sell your Hat Making Tools?

Also, sorry about what happened. ):
User avatar #1257 to #1256 - locusmortis (12/31/2013) [-]
Take them for free, dont feel like doing hats again lel
User avatar #1258 to #1257 - jorgethemaster (12/31/2013) [-]
Thank you! (:
User avatar #1259 to #1258 - locusmortis (12/31/2013) [-]
No poblem!
#1254 - fabretradocftfw (12/31/2013) [-]
Life is so not fair....
I hope the game-leaders will do something about it man....

- retrochris
User avatar #1255 to #1254 - locusmortis (12/31/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot man
User avatar #1252 - kyronics (12/29/2013) [-]
i feel bad for you man
User avatar #1120 - locusmortis (11/27/2013) [-]
**locusmortis rolls 88**
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