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lmOldGreg

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:3/16/2010
Last Login:5/22/2015
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latest user's comments

#25 - Rather have Scott Sterling than Raheem. Traitorous little rat. 5 hours ago on The man, The myth, The legend 0
#32 - Sleepy time 5 hours ago on An Old Version Of Batman... 0
#74 - 6ft Otters?  [+] (4 new replies) 5 hours ago on Fact comp #8 +6
#91 - skeletorexplains (3 hours ago) [-]
How otter-ly horrible.
User avatar #104 - shunkahawolf (2 hours ago) [-]
you mean adorable
#105 - skeletorexplains (2 hours ago) [-]
Why not both?
#113 - anonymous (2 hours ago) [-]
I've seen them. They're the same fuckin animal, just a lot bigger...
#139 - He punched Justin Bieber 5 hours ago on 60/20 vision 0
#33 - I have Dawnstar but my account got banned and can't use it on … 20 hours ago on Cool Places In Skyrim, 2 +5
#32 - Picture 20 hours ago on Cool Places In Skyrim, 2 0
#14 - Most vicious breed in the world folks. Apparently. H…  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on He’s Mine Now +1
User avatar #17 - loopymoomoo (20 hours ago) [-]
Daschunds are considered the most vicious breed, just not big enough to do shit
#34 - Ghetto  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2015 on hot dogs +54
User avatar #134 - soopergrover (22 hours ago) [-]
ayy those are corn dogs fam
#114 - anonymous (23 hours ago) [-]
You forgot the grape drank, and it's not even cooked in a melon.
#16 - Are you one of those autistic kids who uses a typewriter? … 05/21/2015 on Evil +1
#4 - Cougar's love boxes 05/21/2015 on A cat is still a cat +26

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#126 - syrianassassin (04/11/2015) [-]
Thus saith the Lord, thus saith the Lord, thus saith the Lord...    
   
Since you refuse to free my people    
All through the land of Egypt    
   
I send a pestilence and plague into your house, into your bed, Into your streams, into your streets, into your drink, into your bread, Upon your cattle, upon your sheep, upon your oxen in your field, Into your dreams, into your sleep, until you break, until you yield!    
   
I send the swarm, I send the horde    
Thus saith the Lord!    
   
(Moses) Once I called you brother. Once I thought the chance to make you laugh. Was all I ever wanted...    
   
I send the thunder from the sky, I send the fire raining down!    
   
And even now, I wish that God had chose another Serving as your foe on his behalf Is the last thing that I wanted...    
   
I send a hail of burning ice on every field, on every town!    
   
This was my home. All this pain and devastation, how it tortures me inside. All the innocent who suffer from your stubbornness and pride!    
   
I send the locusts on a wind such as the world has never seen. On every leaf, on every stalk, until there's nothing left of green!    
   
I send my scourge, I send my sword    
Thus saith the Lord!    
   
You who I called brother. Why must you call down another blow?    
   
I send my scourge, I send my sword!    
Let my people go!    
Thus saith the Lord! Thus saith the Lord!    
   
(Rameses) You who I called brother. How could you have come to hate me so? Is this what you wanted?!    
   
I send the swarm, I send the horde!    
   
Then let my heart be hardened. And never mind how high the cost may grow    
This will still be so: I will never let your people go!    
   
(Moses) Thus saith the Lord! Thus saith the Lord!    
   
(Rameses) I will not...    
   
(Moses/Rameses) Let my/your people go!
Thus saith the Lord, thus saith the Lord, thus saith the Lord...

Since you refuse to free my people
All through the land of Egypt

I send a pestilence and plague into your house, into your bed, Into your streams, into your streets, into your drink, into your bread, Upon your cattle, upon your sheep, upon your oxen in your field, Into your dreams, into your sleep, until you break, until you yield!

I send the swarm, I send the horde
Thus saith the Lord!

(Moses) Once I called you brother. Once I thought the chance to make you laugh. Was all I ever wanted...

I send the thunder from the sky, I send the fire raining down!

And even now, I wish that God had chose another Serving as your foe on his behalf Is the last thing that I wanted...

I send a hail of burning ice on every field, on every town!

This was my home. All this pain and devastation, how it tortures me inside. All the innocent who suffer from your stubbornness and pride!

I send the locusts on a wind such as the world has never seen. On every leaf, on every stalk, until there's nothing left of green!

I send my scourge, I send my sword
Thus saith the Lord!

You who I called brother. Why must you call down another blow?

I send my scourge, I send my sword!
Let my people go!
Thus saith the Lord! Thus saith the Lord!

(Rameses) You who I called brother. How could you have come to hate me so? Is this what you wanted?!

I send the swarm, I send the horde!

Then let my heart be hardened. And never mind how high the cost may grow
This will still be so: I will never let your people go!

(Moses) Thus saith the Lord! Thus saith the Lord!

(Rameses) I will not...

(Moses/Rameses) Let my/your people go!
User avatar #127 to #126 - lmOldGreg (04/11/2015) [-]
Dats my ***** moses
#122 to #121 - lmOldGreg (03/11/2015) [-]
Sup mein neger
Sup mein neger
User avatar #123 to #122 - syrianassassin (03/12/2015) [-]
is fine

regular daily ***********
#124 to #123 - lmOldGreg (03/12/2015) [-]
You are not capable of 			****		 post my good sir.
You are not capable of **** post my good sir.
#125 to #124 - syrianassassin (03/12/2015) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHA

check /religion/ u infidel
#115 - syrianassassin (02/20/2015) [-]
takbir my friend
#116 to #115 - lmOldGreg (02/20/2015) [-]
Mashalla brotha
User avatar #117 to #116 - syrianassassin (02/20/2015) [-]
where are you from?
User avatar #118 to #117 - lmOldGreg (02/20/2015) [-]
Liverpool, England. That **** you wrote had me in stitches fam
#119 to #118 - syrianassassin (02/20/2015) [-]
well, you are now a buddy with a master 			***********		 who is still alive and not disliked.   
   
i currently dwell in /religion/ and made it my own kingdom instead atheist fedora autistic heavens.   
   
now it is half here and half there
well, you are now a buddy with a master *********** who is still alive and not disliked.

i currently dwell in /religion/ and made it my own kingdom instead atheist fedora autistic heavens.

now it is half here and half there
#120 to #119 - lmOldGreg (02/20/2015) [-]
hahahaha    
   
I love you dude
hahahaha

I love you dude
User avatar #113 - arearea (11/01/2014) [-]
do you have a mangina?
User avatar #114 to #113 - lmOldGreg (11/01/2014) [-]
easy now fuzzy little man peach
User avatar #111 - slipperycheese (04/25/2013) [-]
Hows the shoe baileys treating you?
User avatar #109 - shootemupforus (02/19/2013) [-]
What's the show that Old greg is from again?
User avatar #110 to #109 - lmOldGreg (02/19/2013) [-]
Mighty boosh you fuzzy little man peach
User avatar #93 - twi (02/19/2013) [-]
Do you ever get dejavu you autistic ****** .. I bet you get dejavu whenever you take a **** , and get flashbacks of your uncle violently pummeling your ass.
User avatar #94 to #93 - lmOldGreg (02/19/2013) [-]
Hahahaha
User avatar #101 to #94 - twi (02/19/2013) [-]
do you even lift
User avatar #105 to #101 - lmOldGreg (02/19/2013) [-]
fite me irl fagit 1v1 cheeky cunt
User avatar #107 to #105 - twi (02/19/2013) [-]
i lif lik 5 pounsds boi
User avatar #92 - kievaughnb (01/04/2013) [-]
You don't happen to play Dark Souls, do you?
#91 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
****** fag get a life
User avatar #89 - lambofgodftw (09/23/2012) [-]
i got a mangina!!!!!
User avatar #88 - lonzie (09/04/2012) [-]
hey thanks for adding me!
User avatar #38 - flyingbaconsixnine (06/26/2012) [-]
do you happen to go to nayland college
User avatar #39 to #41 - lmOldGreg (06/26/2012) [-]
I didn't. What made you think that?
User avatar #40 to #42 - flyingbaconsixnine (06/26/2012) [-]
theres a kid in my form who uses the computer next to me and signs into various websites with your exact username.. Maybe its common or something? I don't know
#41 to #43 - lmOldGreg (06/26/2012) [-]
Definitely not me bro
User avatar #42 to #44 - flyingbaconsixnine (06/26/2012) [-]
Thats all cool then. cheers for replying
#37 - samxdaxman (06/09/2012) [-]
im sorry, the social board made me do it.
#28 - brianhanerjr (05/21/2012) [-]
I like your avatar, it reminds me of this.
I like your avatar, it reminds me of this.
User avatar #29 to #31 - lmOldGreg (05/21/2012) [-]
Why thank you, I like your avatar also.
User avatar #30 to #32 - brianhanerjr (05/21/2012) [-]
Ha, you listen to A7X?
User avatar #31 to #33 - lmOldGreg (05/21/2012) [-]
Nar man, I'm guessing your avatar is to do with them though?
User avatar #32 to #34 - brianhanerjr (05/21/2012) [-]
It DID, until I changed it to the above gif.

Are you into their style of music though?
User avatar #33 to #35 - lmOldGreg (05/21/2012) [-]
Yh I like every style of music.
User avatar #34 to #36 - brianhanerjr (05/21/2012) [-]
You gotta listen to Sidewinder by Avenged Sevenfold. That is, by far, their best song.
User avatar #35 to #37 - lmOldGreg (05/21/2012) [-]
I listened to it. Maybe a bit to heavy for my tastes
User avatar #36 to #38 - brianhanerjr (05/22/2012) [-]
That's all good. I respect your opinion. It's my favorite song though.
User avatar #27 - thundercloud (05/04/2012) [-]
your name reminds me of mighty boosh i love you
User avatar #26 - drawesomeballs (07/03/2011) [-]
are you greg from solihull?
User avatar #21 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (06/07/2011) [-]
**** your a douche man.
#22 to #21 - lmOldGreg (06/07/2011) [-]
I should block you from my profile too, but I'm not going to because I need to tell you of the error of your ways. You're confused. You made a post the other day that I commented on, it did quite well so maybe you think people agree with this 			********		 propaganda to make the site as unfunny as possible. But know this, the only reason it got thumbs was because there was a family guy reference... What are you on about with friend requests? I don't want to be your friend... in real life or over the internet. You're an idiot.
I should block you from my profile too, but I'm not going to because I need to tell you of the error of your ways. You're confused. You made a post the other day that I commented on, it did quite well so maybe you think people agree with this ******** propaganda to make the site as unfunny as possible. But know this, the only reason it got thumbs was because there was a family guy reference... What are you on about with friend requests? I don't want to be your friend... in real life or over the internet. You're an idiot.
User avatar #71 to #22 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (07/01/2012) [-]
to be quite honest i have no idea what this is all about anymore. im guessing something about reposts and what not.
User avatar #20 - twiztidazkilla (06/06/2011) [-]
i got top 80 twice ;) on on the second page. working my way to the front page. :) and im on frontpage for ****
User avatar #19 - voleron (05/22/2011) [-]
Your Old Greg aye? You wann do some watercolors and Bailey's?
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