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lmOldGreg

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:3/16/2010
Last Login:8/03/2015
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latest user's comments

#7 - These aren't even ironically funny anymore. 08/02/2015 on Not this Madden shit +2
#4 - I love it when a hipster piece of **** tries to use the…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2015 on My japs eye +19
#41 - killerdeath (7 hours ago) [-]
He deserves to be stuck behind someone driving slightly slower than he would like.
#9 - Gubmint trying to keep you in the box man  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2015 on USA -12
#10 - klowserpok (08/01/2015) [-]
But the question is, was being put in a box part of my plan?
#90 - brahdin (18 hours ago) [-]
wasbeingblownthefuckoutpartofyourplan?
#3 - Glorious Leader respects the courage of this man. 08/01/2015 on Death 0
#12 - You think someone contemplating taking their own life is somet…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2015 on This is it. +6
#80 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
here we fucking go again. we can make fun of people who want's to kill themselves but we don't know, but when it comes to "one of our own" it's absolutely fucking heretical
suck my ass faggot, hypocritical faglord

i mean motherfucking seriously you guys are the most hypocritical fags the internet has EVER seen

we make fun of death, suicide, black people, feminists, gay people, le sweden.
BUT if you fuck with someone from our own site, you are suddenly uncompassionate

suck
my
ass
hypocritical fags
#22 - sturmbeard (08/02/2015) [-]
But it's the internet, 78% are fairytales.
#9 - People are wearing tree organ donor cards I hear. 08/01/2015 on Do you want a haunted forest? 0
#1 - And then. And then. And then. And then.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2015 on Fuck it I'm done. Give me... -7
#5 - notblindguy (22 hours ago) [-]
mfw only ONE "and then"
#2 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
#6 - Same Americans who upboot this are the ones who upvote all the…  [+] (16 new replies) 08/01/2015 on USA -28
#8 - klowserpok (08/01/2015) [-]
>pro gun
>garbage
#20 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
Apparently it's sister-fucking redneck hour on FJ at the moment.

Onward rise the tide of red.
#29 - klowserpok (08/02/2015) [-]
How on earth does being pro-gun equate to being a "sister fucking redneck"?
#33 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
I don't know, you tell me.

How is your sister-mother? Are you just browsing FJ while waiting for your brother to finish up so you can have sloppy 3rds?
User avatar #41 - klowserpok (08/02/2015) [-]
Done with the ad hominem attacks yet?
Will you present an actual argument against lawful gun ownership, or just call people names on the internet?
#43 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
I'm not against lawful gun ownership nor ever said I was.

I've never, however, seen someone get frothy over 'MUH GUN RIGHTS' that wasn't six-digits deep into a close family member.
#12 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
What is it with Americans' obsession with applying concepts from entirely different contexts and which are hilariously outdated? Is it because you have pretty much no history of your own so you think that the past is such a fascinating, mystical place filled with ancient wisdom?

Here's some rage-fodder for you: your constitution is garbage - it's old, out of date and withholds you from the true potential of the modern age. The ofunding fathers were great in their time but they have jack shit to do with today - the world has changed more i nthe last 20 years than it did in the previous 200, and the previous 200 years it has changed more than it did in the previous 20,000. To think the concepts, thoughts and musings of people that are by todays' standards simply savages is simply idiotic.

Quite simply - if you're linking a quote from someone who's mind would implode at the concept of a computer then maybe it's less 'insightful wisdom' and more 'old a sshit and not at all relevant'
#14 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
what is it with dirty foreigners who don't understand that their crass and hateful ignorance is what keeps them from becoming successful and productive members of humanity? As if talking shit about philosophers of the distant past makes you some kind of oh-so-intelligent intellectual who knows better than everybody, Machiavelli could dismantle your pathetic worldview with a single argument and proceed to whoop your ass six ways to sunday, you stereotypical cuckold eurotrash is the reason the west is declining.
#17 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
'X wiseman from the past would do what I so profoundly am incapable of doing - argue against you. I shall provide no evidence other than my own ineptitude and awe at ancient wisdom that I don't actually understand'

The West isn't declining you moron. We are currently living in THE most prosperous, peaceful and technologically advanced time in all of history, with no indication whatsoever that we should expect it to falter any time soon. The modern age is a complete marvel and it's barbaric imbeciles such as yourself that decry our advancement in favour of out-of-context, outdated and badly-interpreted quotes from centuries ago.

My view brought us the digital age. Yours would have us still squandering in shit.
#13 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
"no history of your own"
at least our history isn't a shitload of wars between ourselves, one of which was literally a hundred years. not to mention our population was never reduced by a third by a bunch of fucking rats
you europeans are so goddamn hypocritical. you think you have such a rich and vibrant history? you literally have an entire section of it called the "dark ages". and don't go off on "muh renaissance" your history is just as much shit as anyone else, but just longer.
what's that? you conquered africa? must have been so hard to use those rifles and cannons against guys armed with spears
and maybe the reason we like our constitution so damn much is because it's the same constitution that's kept us running for hundreds of years. the only reason you eurofags have such new and innovative governments is because you had to change them after you started two world wars.
quite simply-get the fuck over yourselves
#30 - jimkid (08/02/2015) [-]
the hundred years war (which was a 116 year period of time) was actually a series of smaller wars all taking place within the time period not one neverending war.
#19 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Typical Americunt non-history knowledge.

Of the 235 years of America's existence, it has been at war for 214 of them.
The hundred years war was primarily a bunch of skirmishes over an extended period, fought between France and Britain - two different countries darling, Europe is not in fact one country.
I love how you rant about how we are the source of every major advancement in human civilization which allowed the US to even be founded.
We have new and innovative governments because we are still striving forward, not looking at the past at what was done by OUR people (your founding fathers were us remember, child) and going 'oooh thats the bestest anyone could ever do.

Try harder faggot. You'll simply fail.
User avatar #18 - quantumranger (08/02/2015) [-]
I'll be a stick in the mud and point out that it was specifically the fleas on the rats that spread the plague.
#9 - lmOldGreg (08/01/2015) [-]
Gubmint trying to keep you in the box man
#10 - klowserpok (08/01/2015) [-]
But the question is, was being put in a box part of my plan?
#90 - brahdin (18 hours ago) [-]
wasbeingblownthefuckoutpartofyourplan?
#8 - Jesus saves but Ibra scores the rebound. 08/01/2015 on Good Will buy of the year +1
#58 - Picture 08/01/2015 on STRANGE PHENOMENON +1

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#126 - syrianassassin (04/11/2015) [-]
Thus saith the Lord, thus saith the Lord, thus saith the Lord...

Since you refuse to free my people
All through the land of Egypt

I send a pestilence and plague into your house, into your bed, Into your streams, into your streets, into your drink, into your bread, Upon your cattle, upon your sheep, upon your oxen in your field, Into your dreams, into your sleep, until you break, until you yield!

I send the swarm, I send the horde
Thus saith the Lord!

(Moses) Once I called you brother. Once I thought the chance to make you laugh. Was all I ever wanted...

I send the thunder from the sky, I send the fire raining down!

And even now, I wish that God had chose another Serving as your foe on his behalf Is the last thing that I wanted...

I send a hail of burning ice on every field, on every town!

This was my home. All this pain and devastation, how it tortures me inside. All the innocent who suffer from your stubbornness and pride!

I send the locusts on a wind such as the world has never seen. On every leaf, on every stalk, until there's nothing left of green!

I send my scourge, I send my sword
Thus saith the Lord!

You who I called brother. Why must you call down another blow?

I send my scourge, I send my sword!
Let my people go!
Thus saith the Lord! Thus saith the Lord!

(Rameses) You who I called brother. How could you have come to hate me so? Is this what you wanted?!

I send the swarm, I send the horde!

Then let my heart be hardened. And never mind how high the cost may grow
This will still be so: I will never let your people go!

(Moses) Thus saith the Lord! Thus saith the Lord!

(Rameses) I will not...

(Moses/Rameses) Let my/your people go!
User avatar #127 to #126 - lmOldGreg (04/11/2015) [-]
Dats my ***** moses
#122 to #121 - lmOldGreg (03/11/2015) [-]
Sup mein neger
Sup mein neger
User avatar #123 to #122 - syrianassassin (03/12/2015) [-]
is fine

regular daily ***********
#124 to #123 - lmOldGreg (03/12/2015) [-]
You are not capable of 			****		 post my good sir.
You are not capable of **** post my good sir.
#125 to #124 - syrianassassin (03/12/2015) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHA

check /religion/ u infidel
#115 - syrianassassin (02/20/2015) [-]
takbir my friend
#116 to #115 - lmOldGreg (02/20/2015) [-]
Mashalla brotha
User avatar #117 to #116 - syrianassassin (02/20/2015) [-]
where are you from?
User avatar #118 to #117 - lmOldGreg (02/20/2015) [-]
Liverpool, England. That **** you wrote had me in stitches fam
#119 to #118 - syrianassassin (02/20/2015) [-]
well, you are now a buddy with a master 			***********		 who is still alive and not disliked.   
   
i currently dwell in /religion/ and made it my own kingdom instead atheist fedora autistic heavens.   
   
now it is half here and half there
well, you are now a buddy with a master *********** who is still alive and not disliked.

i currently dwell in /religion/ and made it my own kingdom instead atheist fedora autistic heavens.

now it is half here and half there
#120 to #119 - lmOldGreg (02/20/2015) [-]
hahahaha    
   
I love you dude
hahahaha

I love you dude
User avatar #113 - arearea (11/01/2014) [-]
do you have a mangina?
User avatar #114 to #113 - lmOldGreg (11/01/2014) [-]
easy now fuzzy little man peach
#112 - newforomador ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #111 - slipperycheese (04/25/2013) [-]
Hows the shoe baileys treating you?
User avatar #109 - shootemupforus (02/19/2013) [-]
What's the show that Old greg is from again?
User avatar #110 to #109 - lmOldGreg (02/19/2013) [-]
Mighty boosh you fuzzy little man peach
User avatar #93 - twi (02/19/2013) [-]
Do you ever get dejavu you autistic ****** .. I bet you get dejavu whenever you take a **** , and get flashbacks of your uncle violently pummeling your ass.
User avatar #94 to #93 - lmOldGreg (02/19/2013) [-]
Hahahaha
User avatar #101 to #94 - twi (02/19/2013) [-]
do you even lift
User avatar #105 to #101 - lmOldGreg (02/19/2013) [-]
fite me irl fagit 1v1 cheeky cunt
User avatar #128 to #105 - neppy ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
wtf was i doing here lol
User avatar #107 to #105 - twi (02/19/2013) [-]
i lif lik 5 pounsds boi
User avatar #92 - kievaughnb (01/04/2013) [-]
You don't happen to play Dark Souls, do you?
#91 - anon (12/12/2012) [-]
****** fag get a life
User avatar #89 - lambofgodftw (09/23/2012) [-]
i got a mangina!!!!!
User avatar #88 - lonzie (09/04/2012) [-]
hey thanks for adding me!
User avatar #38 - flyingbaconsixnine (06/26/2012) [-]
do you happen to go to nayland college
User avatar #39 to #41 - lmOldGreg (06/26/2012) [-]
I didn't. What made you think that?
User avatar #40 to #42 - flyingbaconsixnine (06/26/2012) [-]
theres a kid in my form who uses the computer next to me and signs into various websites with your exact username.. Maybe its common or something? I don't know
#41 to #43 - lmOldGreg (06/26/2012) [-]
Definitely not me bro
User avatar #42 to #44 - flyingbaconsixnine (06/26/2012) [-]
Thats all cool then. cheers for replying
#37 - samxdaxman (06/09/2012) [-]
im sorry, the social board made me do it.
#28 - brianhanerjr (05/21/2012) [-]
I like your avatar, it reminds me of this.
I like your avatar, it reminds me of this.
User avatar #29 to #31 - lmOldGreg (05/21/2012) [-]
Why thank you, I like your avatar also.
User avatar #30 to #32 - brianhanerjr (05/21/2012) [-]
Ha, you listen to A7X?
User avatar #31 to #33 - lmOldGreg (05/21/2012) [-]
Nar man, I'm guessing your avatar is to do with them though?
User avatar #32 to #34 - brianhanerjr (05/21/2012) [-]
It DID, until I changed it to the above gif.

Are you into their style of music though?
User avatar #33 to #35 - lmOldGreg (05/21/2012) [-]
Yh I like every style of music.
User avatar #34 to #36 - brianhanerjr (05/21/2012) [-]
You gotta listen to Sidewinder by Avenged Sevenfold. That is, by far, their best song.
User avatar #35 to #37 - lmOldGreg (05/21/2012) [-]
I listened to it. Maybe a bit to heavy for my tastes
User avatar #36 to #38 - brianhanerjr (05/22/2012) [-]
That's all good. I respect your opinion. It's my favorite song though.
User avatar #27 - thundercloud (05/04/2012) [-]
your name reminds me of mighty boosh i love you
User avatar #26 - drawesomeballs (07/03/2011) [-]
are you greg from solihull?
User avatar #21 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (06/07/2011) [-]
**** your a douche man.
#22 to #21 - lmOldGreg (06/07/2011) [-]
I should block you from my profile too, but I'm not going to because I need to tell you of the error of your ways. You're confused. You made a post the other day that I commented on, it did quite well so maybe you think people agree with this 			********		 propaganda to make the site as unfunny as possible. But know this, the only reason it got thumbs was because there was a family guy reference... What are you on about with friend requests? I don't want to be your friend... in real life or over the internet. You're an idiot.
I should block you from my profile too, but I'm not going to because I need to tell you of the error of your ways. You're confused. You made a post the other day that I commented on, it did quite well so maybe you think people agree with this ******** propaganda to make the site as unfunny as possible. But know this, the only reason it got thumbs was because there was a family guy reference... What are you on about with friend requests? I don't want to be your friend... in real life or over the internet. You're an idiot.
User avatar #71 to #22 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (07/01/2012) [-]
to be quite honest i have no idea what this is all about anymore. im guessing something about reposts and what not.
User avatar #20 - twiztidazkilla (06/06/2011) [-]
i got top 80 twice ;) on on the second page. working my way to the front page. :) and im on frontpage for ****
User avatar #19 - voleron (05/22/2011) [-]
Your Old Greg aye? You wann do some watercolors and Bailey's?
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