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|Date Signed Up:||3/16/2010|
|Funnyjunk Career Stats|
|Highest Content Rank:||#581|
|Highest Comment Rank:||#148|
|Content Thumbs:||7919 total, 8909 , 990|
|Comment Thumbs:||37878 total, 46367 , 8489|
|Content Level Progress:|| 89% (89/100) |
Level 163 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 164 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
|Comment Level Progress:|| 54.9% (549/1000) |
Level 330 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 331 Comments: Practically Famous
|Times Content Favorited:||382 times|
|Total Comments Made:||7545|
- Views: 33199dey dont fink it be like it is
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- Views: 32108This got me
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- Views: 29804wat!
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- Views: 25808Nice doggy
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- Views: 17443Nice poochy
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- Views: 16842We've all done this
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- Views: 12492Hugh Wotmayt
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- Views: 934(untitled)
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- Views: 539Russian g-force training
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- Views: 945The fail is strong with this one
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- Views: 40240Gruesome beheading
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- Views: 19410She bloody loved it
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- Views: 7640how I eat da pussy
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- Views: 7208Damn Nature
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- Views: 4384read desc
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- Views: 2295Waste.. oh wait.
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latest user's comments
|#7 - These aren't even ironically funny anymore.||08/02/2015 on Not this Madden shit||+2|
|#4 - I love it when a hipster piece of **** tries to use the… [+] (1 new reply)||08/01/2015 on My japs eye||+19|
|#9 - Gubmint trying to keep you in the box man [+] (2 new replies)||08/01/2015 on USA||-12|
|#3 - Glorious Leader respects the courage of this man.||08/01/2015 on Death||0|
|#12 - You think someone contemplating taking their own life is somet… [+] (2 new replies)||08/01/2015 on This is it.||+6|
#80 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
suck my ass faggot, hypocritical faglord
i mean motherfucking seriously you guys are the most hypocritical fags the internet has EVER seen
we make fun of death, suicide, black people, feminists, gay people, le sweden.
BUT if you fuck with someone from our own site, you are suddenly uncompassionate
|#9 - People are wearing tree organ donor cards I hear.||08/01/2015 on Do you want a haunted forest?||0|
|#1 - And then. And then. And then. And then. [+] (2 new replies)||08/01/2015 on Fuck it I'm done. Give me...||-7|
#2 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
|#6 - Same Americans who upboot this are the ones who upvote all the… [+] (16 new replies)||08/01/2015 on USA||-28|
#20 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
Apparently it's sister-fucking redneck hour on FJ at the moment.
Onward rise the tide of red.
#33 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
I don't know, you tell me.
How is your sister-mother? Are you just browsing FJ while waiting for your brother to finish up so you can have sloppy 3rds?
#43 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
I'm not against lawful gun ownership nor ever said I was.
I've never, however, seen someone get frothy over 'MUH GUN RIGHTS' that wasn't six-digits deep into a close family member.
#12 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
What is it with Americans' obsession with applying concepts from entirely different contexts and which are hilariously outdated? Is it because you have pretty much no history of your own so you think that the past is such a fascinating, mystical place filled with ancient wisdom?
Here's some rage-fodder for you: your constitution is garbage - it's old, out of date and withholds you from the true potential of the modern age. The ofunding fathers were great in their time but they have jack shit to do with today - the world has changed more i nthe last 20 years than it did in the previous 200, and the previous 200 years it has changed more than it did in the previous 20,000. To think the concepts, thoughts and musings of people that are by todays' standards simply savages is simply idiotic.
Quite simply - if you're linking a quote from someone who's mind would implode at the concept of a computer then maybe it's less 'insightful wisdom' and more 'old a sshit and not at all relevant'
#14 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
what is it with dirty foreigners who don't understand that their crass and hateful ignorance is what keeps them from becoming successful and productive members of humanity? As if talking shit about philosophers of the distant past makes you some kind of oh-so-intelligent intellectual who knows better than everybody, Machiavelli could dismantle your pathetic worldview with a single argument and proceed to whoop your ass six ways to sunday, you stereotypical cuckold eurotrash is the reason the west is declining.
#17 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
'X wiseman from the past would do what I so profoundly am incapable of doing - argue against you. I shall provide no evidence other than my own ineptitude and awe at ancient wisdom that I don't actually understand'
The West isn't declining you moron. We are currently living in THE most prosperous, peaceful and technologically advanced time in all of history, with no indication whatsoever that we should expect it to falter any time soon. The modern age is a complete marvel and it's barbaric imbeciles such as yourself that decry our advancement in favour of out-of-context, outdated and badly-interpreted quotes from centuries ago.
My view brought us the digital age. Yours would have us still squandering in shit.
#13 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
"no history of your own"
at least our history isn't a shitload of wars between ourselves, one of which was literally a hundred years. not to mention our population was never reduced by a third by a bunch of fucking rats
you europeans are so goddamn hypocritical. you think you have such a rich and vibrant history? you literally have an entire section of it called the "dark ages". and don't go off on "muh renaissance" your history is just as much shit as anyone else, but just longer.
what's that? you conquered africa? must have been so hard to use those rifles and cannons against guys armed with spears
and maybe the reason we like our constitution so damn much is because it's the same constitution that's kept us running for hundreds of years. the only reason you eurofags have such new and innovative governments is because you had to change them after you started two world wars.
quite simply-get the fuck over yourselves
#19 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Typical Americunt non-history knowledge.
Of the 235 years of America's existence, it has been at war for 214 of them.
The hundred years war was primarily a bunch of skirmishes over an extended period, fought between France and Britain - two different countries darling, Europe is not in fact one country.
I love how you rant about how we are the source of every major advancement in human civilization which allowed the US to even be founded.
We have new and innovative governments because we are still striving forward, not looking at the past at what was done by OUR people (your founding fathers were us remember, child) and going 'oooh thats the bestest anyone could ever do.
Try harder faggot. You'll simply fail.
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