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#31 - Not really, tho. He was a good president, for what it´s worth…  [+] (20 new replies) 07/24/2015 on Clickbait President 0
#32 - stalini (07/24/2015) [-]
>He was a good president
ok, explain to me in details, what does make him a good president.
He's finishing his second term already, tell me all the good things he has accomplished.

User avatar #33 - ljxjlos (07/24/2015) [-]
a) I´m on my way to a party so I really don´t have the time for a political discussion.
b) As I said - it´s not like any president really can change anything in a country that doesn´t want change. Gun control, better healthcare, etc - he had great ideas, but the system is simply to damn fucked up for anyone to achieve anything.
#34 - stalini (07/24/2015) [-]
so to summarise your post, he did absolutely nothing.

Like I said: dumb.
User avatar #35 - ljxjlos (07/24/2015) [-]
Like every other damn president for decades. It´s not that all those people where bad presidents, it´s the fact that the title of president doesn´t equal "able to change and help the country" anymore.
#36 - stalini (07/24/2015) [-]
How old are you mate? Are you even allowed to drink at parties?
User avatar #37 - ljxjlos (07/24/2015) [-]
> I don´t want to realize that my countries system is absolute bullshit and constricts itself so I will call my discussional partner a child.

I´m 22, but thanks. The first piss of the evening will be on your name.
#38 - stalini (07/24/2015) [-]
>He did absolutely nothing good, but he's still a good president, because in my retarded mind, others did not do anything good either.

You are dumb as fuck mate. Sorry for that.
User avatar #70 - bobtombobbob (07/26/2015) [-]
He did a shit load of great things! Were the fuck have you been? He has accomplished far more than any other president since world war II.
#71 - stalini (07/26/2015) [-]
like what?
User avatar #72 - bobtombobbob (07/26/2015) [-]
12 million new jobs, a stock market that has more than doubled, deficits that have been cut by two-thirds, health care inflation at the lowest rate in nearly 50 years, manufacturing coming back, auto industry coming back, clean energy doubled . All with an obstructionist treason laden GOP
#73 - stalini (07/26/2015) [-]
Prove all of them.
User avatar #74 - bobtombobbob (07/26/2015) [-]
Do your own research it takes only 5 seconds
#75 - stalini (07/26/2015) [-]
Obama did none of those.
Do your own research it takes only 5 seconds
User avatar #76 - bobtombobbob (07/26/2015) [-]
Sure thing buddy keep drinking the neo feudalism koolaide
#77 - stalini (07/26/2015) [-]
genius argument brah
User avatar #40 - ljxjlos (07/24/2015) [-]
He´s a good president because he tried - which is basically everything a president CAN do in America. There´s no change possible if the system itself is completely contrary to change.
#41 - stalini (07/24/2015) [-]
You know ABSOLUTELY nothing about American politics, yet you keep talking shit.

Which again, makes you dumb.

If you are trying to prove that you are indeed dumb, you have succeded, stop trying.
User avatar #42 - ljxjlos (07/24/2015) [-]
I actually do know quite a lot about american politics - I just recently finished my bachelors degree in anglistics and americanistics, which, believe it or not, does include american politics.
User avatar #44 - ljxjlos (07/24/2015) [-]
>stalini

>youaredumbyouaredumbyouaredumb

Dou you know another song? I wouldn´t buy that record.

Germany, by the way.

Also thanks for the whole blocking thing, I should shave now and discussing with someone who doesn´t have any arguments is kinda dull.

Seeya.
#43 - stalini (07/24/2015) [-]
You finished a degree in americanistics and you are still that uneducated and dumb, iamgine how much worse you'd be if you did not even do that.

where do you come from?
#145 - I mean Hank, yeah - it´s just that Ant-man (in every incarnat… 07/24/2015 on Good Guy Superman 0
#167 - Why, tho? 07/24/2015 on #growingupwithglasses 0
#125 - >implying Aquaman isn´t best DC 07/24/2015 on Good Guy Superman +3
#124 - Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Mr. Fantastic, T´challa, Beast, Ant…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2015 on Good Guy Superman -2
#138 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
if by ant-man you mean hank pym, then yes. on the other hand, ant man is one of these superhero names used by a couple of people, so it's best to say which you mean.
User avatar #145 - ljxjlos (07/24/2015) [-]
I mean Hank, yeah - it´s just that Ant-man (in every incarnation) is one of the few Marvel-Mainstream-HEroes that I don´t know muich about so I didn´t give it a thought.
#123 - Superman really isn´t comparable to Batman. Supes is just far… 07/24/2015 on Good Guy Superman -1
#120 - No. Long Debate: [OFF] ON 07/24/2015 on Good Guy Superman +1
#119 - He´s actually one of the few DC heroes that I really care about. 07/24/2015 on Good Guy Superman -1
#72 - I haven´t seen Ant-Man yet I went to see every Marvel-M…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2015 on Bought a mood ring at... 0
#73 - killugon (07/24/2015) [-]
Personally, I would rank my fave MCU movies this way:

1. Guardians of the Galaxy
2. Captain America: The Winter Soldier These two switch all the time in my head as my top 1
3: Ant-man
4: Iron-man
5: Avengers: Age of Ultron

So yeah, Ant-man became one of my faves because of its uniqueness and very good blend of humor,drama and action, I highly recommend it!
User avatar #74 - ljxjlos (07/25/2015) [-]
Guardians and Winter Soldier where amazing - especially since I wasn´t a big GotG-Fan beforehand. Those two definitely belong to the top.
#19 - Pretty much why I clicked. Was 100% sure those where infinity gems.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2015 on Bought a mood ring at... +12
User avatar #59 - killugon (07/24/2015) [-]
I want the infinity gauntlet with gems now! And an Ant-man suit, dat shit is fuckin amazin
User avatar #72 - ljxjlos (07/24/2015) [-]
I haven´t seen Ant-Man yet I went to see every Marvel-Movie with my Ex, the prospect now makes me sad. - is it good? Ant-Man is one of the very few Mainstream-Marvel-heroes that I know near-to-nothing about, comic-wise.
#73 - killugon (07/24/2015) [-]
Personally, I would rank my fave MCU movies this way:

1. Guardians of the Galaxy
2. Captain America: The Winter Soldier These two switch all the time in my head as my top 1
3: Ant-man
4: Iron-man
5: Avengers: Age of Ultron

So yeah, Ant-man became one of my faves because of its uniqueness and very good blend of humor,drama and action, I highly recommend it!
User avatar #74 - ljxjlos (07/25/2015) [-]
Guardians and Winter Soldier where amazing - especially since I wasn´t a big GotG-Fan beforehand. Those two definitely belong to the top.
#10 - Doesn´t change the fact that he´s an incredibly bad candidat…  [+] (23 new replies) 07/23/2015 on Clickbait President 0
#30 - stalini (07/24/2015) [-]
>Just keep Obongo. At least he´s fun and trying to change things, even if it doesn´t work out.
Pretty dumb
User avatar #31 - ljxjlos (07/24/2015) [-]
Not really, tho. He was a good president, for what it´s worth. It´s not like any president really could change a damn thing in a country that doesn´t want change.
#32 - stalini (07/24/2015) [-]
>He was a good president
ok, explain to me in details, what does make him a good president.
He's finishing his second term already, tell me all the good things he has accomplished.

User avatar #33 - ljxjlos (07/24/2015) [-]
a) I´m on my way to a party so I really don´t have the time for a political discussion.
b) As I said - it´s not like any president really can change anything in a country that doesn´t want change. Gun control, better healthcare, etc - he had great ideas, but the system is simply to damn fucked up for anyone to achieve anything.
#34 - stalini (07/24/2015) [-]
so to summarise your post, he did absolutely nothing.

Like I said: dumb.
User avatar #35 - ljxjlos (07/24/2015) [-]
Like every other damn president for decades. It´s not that all those people where bad presidents, it´s the fact that the title of president doesn´t equal "able to change and help the country" anymore.
#36 - stalini (07/24/2015) [-]
How old are you mate? Are you even allowed to drink at parties?
User avatar #37 - ljxjlos (07/24/2015) [-]
> I don´t want to realize that my countries system is absolute bullshit and constricts itself so I will call my discussional partner a child.

I´m 22, but thanks. The first piss of the evening will be on your name.
#38 - stalini (07/24/2015) [-]
>He did absolutely nothing good, but he's still a good president, because in my retarded mind, others did not do anything good either.

You are dumb as fuck mate. Sorry for that.
User avatar #70 - bobtombobbob (07/26/2015) [-]
He did a shit load of great things! Were the fuck have you been? He has accomplished far more than any other president since world war II.
#71 - stalini (07/26/2015) [-]
like what?
User avatar #72 - bobtombobbob (07/26/2015) [-]
12 million new jobs, a stock market that has more than doubled, deficits that have been cut by two-thirds, health care inflation at the lowest rate in nearly 50 years, manufacturing coming back, auto industry coming back, clean energy doubled . All with an obstructionist treason laden GOP
#73 - stalini (07/26/2015) [-]
Prove all of them.
User avatar #74 - bobtombobbob (07/26/2015) [-]
Do your own research it takes only 5 seconds
#75 - stalini (07/26/2015) [-]
Obama did none of those.
Do your own research it takes only 5 seconds
User avatar #76 - bobtombobbob (07/26/2015) [-]
Sure thing buddy keep drinking the neo feudalism koolaide
#77 - stalini (07/26/2015) [-]
genius argument brah
User avatar #40 - ljxjlos (07/24/2015) [-]
He´s a good president because he tried - which is basically everything a president CAN do in America. There´s no change possible if the system itself is completely contrary to change.
#41 - stalini (07/24/2015) [-]
You know ABSOLUTELY nothing about American politics, yet you keep talking shit.

Which again, makes you dumb.

If you are trying to prove that you are indeed dumb, you have succeded, stop trying.
User avatar #42 - ljxjlos (07/24/2015) [-]
I actually do know quite a lot about american politics - I just recently finished my bachelors degree in anglistics and americanistics, which, believe it or not, does include american politics.
User avatar #44 - ljxjlos (07/24/2015) [-]
>stalini

>youaredumbyouaredumbyouaredumb

Dou you know another song? I wouldn´t buy that record.

Germany, by the way.

Also thanks for the whole blocking thing, I should shave now and discussing with someone who doesn´t have any arguments is kinda dull.

Seeya.
#43 - stalini (07/24/2015) [-]
You finished a degree in americanistics and you are still that uneducated and dumb, iamgine how much worse you'd be if you did not even do that.

where do you come from?
User avatar #24 - lean (07/24/2015) [-]
That really wasn't informative at all
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User avatar #130 - windson (07/23/2015) [-]
Do you chop your own wood?
User avatar #132 - ljxjlos (07/23/2015) [-]
Depends: If you mean cutting trees down to heat my home then yes, yes I DO chop my own wood - if "choping your own wood" is an metaphor for masturbating, tho you never know with this site then I have to answer with...yes. Yes I do chop my own wood Broke up with my girlfriend 3 week ago, so there´s that.
User avatar #121 - dildobarbarian (07/23/2015) [-]
sometimes you gotta be cruel to be nice to get the point across.
#20 - University is actually quite fun and the level has incredible … 07/23/2015 on 18 0
#99 - >implying that type of guy ever gets with women outside of …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2015 on Women logic -2
User avatar #108 - alcoholicsemen (07/23/2015) [-]
its all about types im sure he find at least one who hasnt seen that show
#172 - -Donuts, not even that tasty, ******* up your health … 07/23/2015 on The Perfect Life in one pic. 0
#171 - I already worked as a Translator for a big company. I did inte… 07/23/2015 on The Perfect Life in one pic. 0
#7039 - Wheel of Time is pretty good what this is concerned - it is th… 07/23/2015 on /books/ board 0
#210 - So, only hardcore computer nerds and gamers are allowed to tal… 07/23/2015 on Razer burn 0
#173 - I have literally NO idea what most of those words mean. …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2015 on Razer burn +1
User avatar #192 - radtroll (07/22/2015) [-]
"I have literally NO idea what most of those words mean."

Then you're in no position to be taking sides dear, or even discuss computers at all
User avatar #210 - ljxjlos (07/23/2015) [-]
So, only hardcore computer nerds and gamers are allowed to talk about computers? Sorry, but are you retarded?

I use a computer all the time, at University, for my sidejob, etc, etc - of cause I can talk about computers, just from a different viewpoint
User avatar #174 - shyyguy (07/22/2015) [-]
Aah, ok. It just means it's slower. If you don't notice anything different, then it doesn't matter. But for my needs (and gamer needs), you'd have to fork out 2-3 times what desktop gamers would pay for their parts for decent speed.
#157 - I really don´t get that tbh. Most of my friends have these th…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2015 on Razer burn 0
User avatar #159 - capslockrage (07/22/2015) [-]
Netflix on one, a game on one, then some other thing on the other.

At first the setup may not seem that useful, but it's actually pretty amazing and it's hard to switch back to one screen.
User avatar #180 - grumpythefirst (07/22/2015) [-]
Word. I have dual monitors and last week I broke one of them with a lamp by accident, and almost immediately bought another one because it feels weird to me to not have 2. Like, I couldn't focus on anything.
#153 - I honestly can´t understand why anybody would choose a PC ove…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/22/2015 on Razer burn 0
User avatar #172 - shyyguy (07/22/2015) [-]
I prefer PCs over laptops mostly because laptops cost much more for less powerful components.

Comparing this ( www.razerzone.com/store/razer-blade-fullhd ) to my computer,
I have:

- 3.5 GHZ Six-Core CPU
- 2GB GDDR GPU (which is actually beaten by the laptop in link)
- 1TB Hard drive
- 8GB RAM

Somewhat similar, but all this plus some other parts cost me total $650. So $650 versus $2,000 is my problem. Of course it is Razer, so you are partly paying for the brand name.
User avatar #173 - ljxjlos (07/22/2015) [-]
I have literally NO idea what most of those words mean.

For me personally I just heavily dislike the idea of not being able to take my computer/whatever wherever I want.

might only be because im no gamer, tho
User avatar #192 - radtroll (07/22/2015) [-]
"I have literally NO idea what most of those words mean."

Then you're in no position to be taking sides dear, or even discuss computers at all
User avatar #210 - ljxjlos (07/23/2015) [-]
So, only hardcore computer nerds and gamers are allowed to talk about computers? Sorry, but are you retarded?

I use a computer all the time, at University, for my sidejob, etc, etc - of cause I can talk about computers, just from a different viewpoint
User avatar #174 - shyyguy (07/22/2015) [-]
Aah, ok. It just means it's slower. If you don't notice anything different, then it doesn't matter. But for my needs (and gamer needs), you'd have to fork out 2-3 times what desktop gamers would pay for their parts for decent speed.
User avatar #155 - capslockrage (07/22/2015) [-]
Well I have both, with my PC I have a 3 monitor setup which is great when I'm at home.
User avatar #157 - ljxjlos (07/22/2015) [-]
I really don´t get that tbh. Most of my friends have these things - I don´t see the reason. Hell, I can´t understand how they can spend that kind of money just to have 3 fucking screens. Just seems rather unnecessary to me.
User avatar #159 - capslockrage (07/22/2015) [-]
Netflix on one, a game on one, then some other thing on the other.

At first the setup may not seem that useful, but it's actually pretty amazing and it's hard to switch back to one screen.
User avatar #180 - grumpythefirst (07/22/2015) [-]
Word. I have dual monitors and last week I broke one of them with a lamp by accident, and almost immediately bought another one because it feels weird to me to not have 2. Like, I couldn't focus on anything.
#64 - What is Homers look on the couch pointing too? the black eyes,… 07/22/2015 on My favorite couch gag +1
#353 - Read again what I wrote.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2015 on aww yiss 0
#357 - xxitzchubbsxx (07/21/2015) [-]
Nowhere did you say people who don't like relationships shouldn't be in a relationship.
You just said people who cheat are scum.

Comments(991):

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1021 - enslavedyouth ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
Put the memes in the bag.
#1022 to #1021 - ljxjlos ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
...nah
User avatar #1018 - dinosaurballs (08/22/2015) [-]
So what's wrong with the German metal scene? Someone in a comment said you could tell me all about it.
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - ljxjlos ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
It´s - in my experience - full of elitist ******** , Intolerance, neonationalism and party-tourists.

Don´t get me wrong - I like metal. At least listening to it. But I stopped going to festivals (I still go to concerts, from time to time, but I come in 5 minutes before the band starts and drive away as soon as it´s over because I can´t stand the crowd) - but the german metal scene is so goddamn disgusting.

You´ll get **** for not wearing the right "uniform" I´ve been close to getting in a fistfight because some guys wanted to start **** with me because "hipster-faggots like me should leave Black Metal alone when I visited a concert right after University, wearing skinny-jeans, sneakers and a button-up shirt.

You´ll get **** for liking other genres, too, because "only metal is true"

You´ll get **** for the dumbest **** . Showering at festivals. Going to parties where not exclusively metal is played. etc, etc, etc.

Hell, the last "real" BM-concert I went to was stopped by the police in full force because those assholes had to start a fight with people from a disco next door.

I could probably tell you more - and speak more coherently - but I´m completely and disgustingly hungover right now.

I might come back when I feel better.
User avatar #1023 to #1019 - enslavedyouth ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
Is it really that bad? I've went to quite a few concerts and two or three festivals, everyone seemed really nice there. Nobody really gave a **** about what anyone was wearing.

Or is it mainly the black metal scene? I like black metal, but might avoid concerts if that's the case
User avatar #1025 to #1023 - ljxjlos ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
Also basically nearly no hot chicks and mostly ugly guys. Rare to find an uglier scene then metal.
User avatar #1026 to #1025 - enslavedyouth ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
It seems that our experiences differ a lot.. seen plenty hot chicks and next to no attention whores on concerts/festivals. Everyone was either friendly or didn't start **** .. (accidentally burned a tiny holes in a guys shirt with a cigarette because someone pushed me, thought I was done for. Nope. ****** just takes it away from me and drops it. Guess I deserved it.)

I'm also trying my best to be friendly to people, so yeah.
User avatar #1024 to #1023 - ljxjlos ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
Mostly the BM-Scene. The rest of the scene is annoying in a different way. Festival-tourists. Attention-Whores. People who only know Sabaton. People hating on you if you don´t listen to metal only.
User avatar #1020 to #1019 - dinosaurballs (08/25/2015) [-]
I had friends who were part of the "German metal scene" I guess you could say and everything you've just described is so extremely accurate to them. I'm laughing my fat ass off at how ridiculous this is! lord
User avatar #990 - enslavedyouth ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
oi c00nt
User avatar #1011 to #990 - ljxjlos ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
Nah, sry, I´m not a gay.
User avatar #1012 to #1011 - enslavedyouth ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
It's not gay unless the balls touch.
User avatar #1013 to #1012 - ljxjlos ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
It´s gay enough, tho!
User avatar #1014 to #1013 - enslavedyouth ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
You just gotta say no homo dawg, don't be like that!
User avatar #1015 to #1014 - ljxjlos ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
I believe that you only have one "No homo" card in your whole life.
User avatar #1016 to #1015 - enslavedyouth ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
And I haven't used it yet
User avatar #1017 to #1016 - ljxjlos ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
Let´s stray from this subject, please.
User avatar #991 to #990 - ljxjlos ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
oi?
User avatar #992 to #991 - enslavedyouth ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
Remember me mate?
User avatar #993 to #992 - ljxjlos ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
I DO remember your name, I´m just not 100% sure where from, to be honest.
User avatar #994 to #993 - enslavedyouth ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
It's been a long friggin time ago.
User avatar #995 to #994 - ljxjlos ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
What exactly, enlighten me - it takes a push, but I mostly remember people when they push me a bit.
User avatar #996 to #995 - enslavedyouth ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
*pushes you*
User avatar #997 to #996 - ljxjlos ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
...dude.
User avatar #998 to #997 - enslavedyouth ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
What? You told me to push you. And you fell. You should get up.

Tom's the name. Facebook?
User avatar #999 to #998 - ljxjlos ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
Ah, now - you had a different name back then, did ya? Something with Haunter or so?
User avatar #1000 to #999 - enslavedyouth ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
Yep. This one's my very first account.

I'm just using it for the dank blue name.
User avatar #1001 to #1000 - ljxjlos ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
Now I remember, just couldn´t bring it into context with the other name
User avatar #1003 to #1002 - ljxjlos ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
Chill out, little dude.
User avatar #1004 to #1003 - enslavedyouth ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
I am very chill

And who you calling little?!
User avatar #1005 to #1004 - ljxjlos ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
You I guess.D

Naah, sorry.
User avatar #1006 to #1005 - enslavedyouth ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
I'ma fukkn put you in the ground swer on me momma p8
User avatar #1007 to #1006 - ljxjlos ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
>implying you can
User avatar #1008 to #1007 - enslavedyouth ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
u wanna fuggn go
User avatar #1009 to #1008 - ljxjlos ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
Where to? :^)
User avatar #1010 to #1009 - enslavedyouth ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
You wanna make out?
#988 - atomschlumpf (08/11/2015) [-]
Vera just told me you look very attractive and grown up in your new photo. Not her type, but nevertheless attractive.

Just thought I'd relay this for a little ego boost
User avatar #989 to #988 - ljxjlos ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
Thanks, man!
User avatar #987 to #986 - ljxjlos ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
If I saw something like this irl I would punch it in the face and then **** myself.
User avatar #969 to #968 - ljxjlos ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
...is that his real ******* voice? if so, I do understand now why he´s always so pissed. Sounds like Popeye the Sailor trying to force a **** .
User avatar #971 to #969 - atomschlumpf (07/15/2015) [-]
Also he's not really always pissed, he just get's angry when ******* adults act like they know **** about running a restaurant. And I think the american version of his show has a lot of artificial drama added. The UK version is much better
User avatar #970 to #969 - atomschlumpf (07/15/2015) [-]
It's his real voice yeah, but the part where he talks is slowed down quite a bit....
User avatar #972 to #970 - ljxjlos ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
In all honesty, I´ve never even see the show I only see the picutes on here.
User avatar #973 to #972 - atomschlumpf (07/15/2015) [-]
They are from the american version ^^ The "muh freduums" people sure like their TV drama....
User avatar #974 to #973 - ljxjlos ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
Americans are weird, man.

Hell, people are weird, actualy.
User avatar #975 to #974 - atomschlumpf (07/15/2015) [-]
Tru man...tru....

Except me, I'm totally not weird at all
User avatar #976 to #975 - ljxjlos ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
You´re the weirdest, tho.
User avatar #978 to #977 - ljxjlos ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
Just kidding.

Dude, I know people like Josh. You´d have to be seriously messed up to be the weirdest.
User avatar #979 to #978 - atomschlumpf (07/15/2015) [-]
Maybe you just don't know my deepest recesses
User avatar #980 to #979 - ljxjlos ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
I wired your house, I promise you, I know your every move.
User avatar #981 to #980 - atomschlumpf (07/15/2015) [-]
Das creepy, yo
User avatar #982 to #981 - ljxjlos ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
Do I look like I care?
User avatar #983 to #982 - atomschlumpf (07/15/2015) [-]
No, you look like a bitch
#956 - atomschlumpf (06/10/2015) [-]
Got kinda quite in here
User avatar #957 to #953 - ljxjlos ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
The Dubstep-Version is better

and yeah, it got silent, I kinda don´t spend as much time on FJ anymore, as I did. Well, right now I do becase I´m in Paris and there´s nothing else to du until weekend.D
User avatar #958 to #957 - atomschlumpf (06/10/2015) [-]
Ur mums better

But yeah, I don't really either, just when I'm really bored or have nothing better to do...it got kinda bland and with all the *********** the comment section isn't that great anymore either
User avatar #959 to #958 - ljxjlos ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
I do NOT want to discuss that.

Yeh, that´s it. I mean, I still come here, probably will keep doing so, but it´s just not...dunno, not that great anymore, I guess.
User avatar #960 to #959 - atomschlumpf (06/10/2015) [-]
Well just ask her

Damn man, we've become oldfags
User avatar #961 to #960 - ljxjlos ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
...noooop.

Oh **** . OH **** . Seriously. And I didn´t even realize:I
User avatar #962 to #961 - atomschlumpf (06/10/2015) [-]
We should get some rocking chairs and sit in our porch, resting our oldfag bones...
User avatar #963 to #962 - ljxjlos ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
A rocking chair will honetly be one of the first things I´ll buy when I re-move out on my own
User avatar #964 to #963 - atomschlumpf (06/10/2015) [-]
I can't get one, what if a little furry paw or tail would get under it?
User avatar #965 to #964 - ljxjlos ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
That...that actually is a valiant question. Damn.
User avatar #966 to #965 - atomschlumpf (06/10/2015) [-]
Always gotta watch out for those little furry bastards. I'd imagine the rocking chair would completely crush the bone....
User avatar #967 to #966 - ljxjlos ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, makes sense....eh, damn. Well, I guess I wouldn´t be allowed to take Cola with me, either way:I
#944 - atomschlumpf (05/06/2015) [-]
These last two are cute but if you don't watch all of them I'm gunna tell ur mum and yes, there will be a pop quiz
User avatar #945 to #944 - ljxjlos ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
You´re not that evil, you wouldn´t tell me mum.
User avatar #951 to #945 - atomschlumpf (05/06/2015) [-]
Don't ******* test me
User avatar #946 to #943 - ljxjlos ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
si auwl
User avatar #947 to #942 - ljxjlos ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
Josh put toothpastes on his nipples using a lasesword because of this guy. I don´t know what to thnk bout it.
#949 to #947 - atomschlumpf (05/06/2015) [-]
Normal behaviour for Josh I'd say
User avatar #952 to #949 - ljxjlos ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
I´m afraid that´s not totally wrong.
User avatar #948 to #940 - ljxjlos ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
Ae yu even allowed to use that? With you having a girl and being a normie and all that?
User avatar #950 to #948 - atomschlumpf (05/06/2015) [-]
Who's gonna stop me?
#939 - atomschlumpf (05/06/2015) [-]
My collection is slowly growing so I'm posting a few new ones
User avatar #919 to #918 - ljxjlos ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
SOmetimes I really wonder what the hell is going on in your brain.
User avatar #921 to #920 - ljxjlos ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
...man.

So, other then the fact that you´re up late at night posting webms.

How´s life going?
User avatar #922 to #921 - atomschlumpf (03/19/2015) [-]
Well....I found a shrink but I couldn't get an appointment before the 22.4. so I'm visiting my family in a few days and hope I don't **** myself in the bus....yay

And yours?
User avatar #923 to #922 - ljxjlos ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
Damn, man:I nearly another month to go:I - travel per meinfernbus.com , they have toilets. Or per train.

Eh, okay, I guess:I fighting with the parents is slowly starting to turn into a war, my sleeping problems get worse and worse, but other then that it´s going aight, I guess...
User avatar #924 to #923 - atomschlumpf (03/19/2015) [-]
Nah, we travel Flixbus, but they and MeinFernbus fusioned anyway. We already traveled with them a few times, problem is just about 60% of the travels the toilet was either clogged or full. And I'm just worried that will happen again. And per Train is just too costly, that would be about 80€ per person and trip. For that money we could go back to flying again....

What are you fighting about with them? And maybe you should see a Therapist about those sleeping problems....
User avatar #925 to #924 - ljxjlos ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Ah, okay - I meant any type of fernbus, really, meinfernbus is just the one that I know/use.D

Really? Usually it´s okay when I use it...huh.
Oh, shot, yeah, that´d be a bit too much.

Everything, man, everything.

Yeah, I probably should, mayu says the same - but I kinda don´t want, it´s weird.

Hell...I just worked nightshift and was allowed to leave early because I had nothing to do. Came home to find my cat was missing, didn´t come home tonight - usually she ALWAYS comes home at 9.
Just spend an hour walking through the woods with my handy flashlight and a can of catfood to rattle around so I could find her. Seriously. Creepy. As. **** .
User avatar #926 to #925 - atomschlumpf (03/20/2015) [-]
Maybe just bad luck or because it's a not so much used route, dunno. I hope it's better now because of the fusion. Really, toilet is one of the ******* crucial things in those things.

Yeah, that's pretty much the reason why the whole Fernbus business is booming so much right now. DB thought they could just raise praises more and more and nobody would use the bus and now they're ******** enough bricks to build the chinese wall.

Well, maybe that's the reason for your sleeping problems? Hell I ain't no therapist but it pretty much sounds like it. But it would probably still be best if you would see one. I never wanted to go either, never even wanted to see a normal doctor. But at some point it's just necessary....

Aww **** man, that sucks. But yeah, maybe it wouldn't be that creepy if you wouldn't read so many creepypastas. Did you find the kitty?
User avatar #927 to #926 - ljxjlos ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Might be, might be - hell, toilets are crucial everywhere. I could probably do without most modern inventions...but damn, the only reason why I wouldn´t want to travel back in time are the ******* ******** .

Yeah, kinda ****** themselves up trying it that way, to be honest.

I guess, I guess - probably the point where I can´t do anything but go see one will come...

Well, that kind of creepy, too - but mostly the " ************ , I KNOW that there are giant-ass Wildschweine around here because I see them all the time while "jogging" and I hear sounds everywhere. I guess getting ****** up by 200 Kilo of pure Wildsau-Rage would be a pretty ******* aweful death"-kind of creepy.
But yeah, I found here - wouldn´t be on, otherwise - I honestly wouldn´t be able to sleep if I knew she was still out
User avatar #928 to #927 - atomschlumpf (03/20/2015) [-]
**** man, I ******* love my toilet. If I had to move somewhere with only an outhouse I probably would die.

But honestly, it's probably better if you go now because if you go when there's no other point you will be quite ****** already

lol yeah, one doesn't really realize it in the daily average life but a Wildschwein is pretty ******* deadly. Those sneaky buggers

Damn, glad to hear that dude
User avatar #929 to #928 - ljxjlos ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Same. Toilets and showers. Hell, I´ve nearly had fistfights because people called me gay for paying money to take a shower and a **** in a real toilet on festivals...hygene is ******* important.

Too late, man, too late - I´m already pretty ****** . Nothing big, like in your case, but nearly everything in my body works slightly wrong making it quite impossible for me to EVER be really healthy. Just imagine a lego-set where every second part is one knob too long or too short...that´s basically how I am

Hell, those things will **** you up. My grandpa is a government approved hunter so I got to see those things up close quite often as a kid (dead, tho) - seriously, I wouldn´t want to stand in ones way. And I know that there are several young ones in the forest of our house right now, so the grown-ups are aggressive as **** . I was honestly afraid while I walked through the woods...

Thanks.D
User avatar #930 to #929 - atomschlumpf (03/20/2015) [-]
Eh to be honest if I don't have to go out or I would be on a festival showers aren't that important to me and by now I'm content with any kind if toilet when I go anywhere...but I get where you're coming from And my home toilet still is the best

Well then dude phone a ******* therapist. When even your girlfriend tells you it's probably best...and she should know

Well then it's good you got your kitty back before anything happened to her. Although she could probably outsmart them or dodge them
User avatar #931 to #930 - ljxjlos ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Nah, I need my luxury in that case.D And I really like my shower. I´ve never been a goodlooking guy so I have to at least make sure I´m not ugly AND dirty.D

Meeeeeeeeeeh, can´t stand therapists

She could, yeah, but there´s als marders, foxes and other, faster animals...wouldn´t want to risk it, you know...
User avatar #932 to #931 - atomschlumpf (03/20/2015) [-]
Fine by me, I would probably shower a lot more if I didn't have so goddamn long hair

I don't even know if I will, but I really don't have much choice by now. And bruuuuuuuh. I dunno how much it affects her but Mayu is probably worried for you, too. If not for you then go for her

Well it's a risk for her luxury of being able to go outside. Feel kinda bad for our kitties...
User avatar #933 to #932 - ljxjlos ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, I remember how annoying the long hair was while showering. I´m letting mine grow out again...at least the top...not really looking forward to the part where showering gets annoying again, tbh.

Meeeeeeeh, I´ll see.

Well, if they learned how to stay indoors, it´s no problem as lng as they entertain themselves and you make time for them, I think.
User avatar #934 to #933 - atomschlumpf (03/20/2015) [-]
Problem is I look even more stupid with short hair and Vera really likes it So it's defo gonna stay at least for quite some time

Bruuuuh

Yeah they aren't unhappy it's just that for about a year now our building is getting new insulation and we're getting a new balcony...eventually. However the old balcony is alread removed for almost a year now and it was their...well you know, outside connection. They could sniff the wind, watch the birds and all. And that's gone for so long already now...
User avatar #935 to #934 - ljxjlos ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Ya, depends on the tastes. I really love the decision to go short, tho. I looked idiotic with long hair and the undercut works wonders...just trying to grow it out so I can pull it back in some kind of samurai-knot so I can save on the ******* hairspray.

Well, that´s all that matters in the end, isn´t it?
Oh, damn:I Ever thought about taking them on a leash? I mean, it´s ******* weird and everything, but at least it´d be something...

By the way, I´ll probably fall asleep rather soon...It´s already nearly 5... **** . *********** . So, either way, if I fall asleep, goodnight write ya later and all that.
User avatar #936 to #935 - atomschlumpf (03/20/2015) [-]
I liked you with long hair, goddamn sexy bruh no homo

Nah, firstly leash is indeed ******* ridiculous and per rent contract they have to be indoors cats. So the balcony was really the best solution, they loved it out there and would always sleep on the laundry rack where Vera always put a blanket over it for them. Probably liked the smell of fresh laundry It's just so goddamn ridiculous because they broke off the balcony around May or June or so last year and then did literally ******* until somewhen around christmas last year. We didn't have a balcony the whole ******* summer, could hardly ventilate the ******* apartment because the windows aren't cat safe and they did no ******* work for most of the year

lol yeah I should probably go, too, but I don't want to :/ Anyway, good night already if you do fall asleep
User avatar #937 to #936 - ljxjlos ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
...naaaaah

Really? that´s rather ****** . No way to get the vermieter to do it due to contract? I think leaving it that long isn´t really legal, as you pay more for a room with balcony then for one without.

Thanks. I´m already up and I´m ******* dying. Need to be ready at 4, need to bring the cat to the doctor because she seems to walk a bit weird, and I feel like I could sleep anpther 34 hours.D
User avatar #938 to #937 - atomschlumpf (03/20/2015) [-]
Yeah it's pretty ****** , apparently there were some architectural problems with the city regulations but no way to know for sure. And we can't force them to do it but we will make a rent reduction once we have the new one and know how long our balcony was gone. Don't think they can do anything about that

Yeah well dude, maybe if you went to a therapist you could sleep better and function better in everyday life
#911 - atomschlumpf (02/28/2015) [-]
It's a little late, but here's a webm for your birthday, bby
User avatar #912 to #911 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
Thanks...I guess? You really like that whole Webm-thingie, doya?
#913 to #912 - atomschlumpf (02/28/2015) [-]
What gave me away?
User avatar #914 to #913 - ljxjlos ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Shouldn´t have tried to blame the butler for the murder.
User avatar #915 to #914 - atomschlumpf (03/01/2015) [-]
But the butler is always the murderer
User avatar #916 to #915 - ljxjlos ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
NOT THIS TIME!
#917 to #916 - atomschlumpf (03/01/2015) [-]
Seems like a bichs's about to die
User avatar #909 to #908 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
That´s seriously creepy and reminds me of Mythbusters. What the hell.
#837 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
D-do you like my webms, ljxjlos-kun?
User avatar #859 to #837 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Noice. I guess he didn´t **** up your figurines, then?
User avatar #860 to #859 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
Not yet, at least. But Luna did, she threw down a carton with around 30 of them standing on it. Needless to say I wasn't very pleased
User avatar #897 to #860 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
I really don´t want to imagine this. Really.

Meh, Videogames are boring. At least to many of those.
User avatar #898 to #897 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
Aww cmon, it would be cute

But in Kerbal Space Program you can build rockets and fly to the Mun! Or explode halfway there!
And in Besiege you can build contraptions to kill people and take down fortifications!
User avatar #899 to #898 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
It would be the ******* definition of evil.D

meeeeeeeeh. meeeeeeh. Those are computer games, are they? I can deal with videogames, but I ******* hate playing on a computer, tbh:I
User avatar #900 to #899 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
Tell Schnabel to never breed

Duddde, you're saying videogames are lame. Yet you only play on a console? Of course those are ******* lame!
User avatar #901 to #900 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
I think he knows that I want him to never breed.

Nah, playing on a computer is annoying as hell - two many ******* buttons...-.- I prefer a controller. Also, portable consoles are the ******* best.
User avatar #902 to #901 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
Dude, it's not like most games utilize the whole keyboard Most don't use more buttons than your average controller. And portables are the ******* worst
User avatar #903 to #902 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
ya, but you still have to sit somewhere where you can reach the whole keyboard. Computer gaming ist just annoying to me.

Nah, portables are the best, play everywhere, awesome games, etc.
User avatar #904 to #903 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
I never thought I would have a casual as a friend
User avatar #905 to #904 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Just a casual gamer - I´m non-casual in other stuff to make up for it.
User avatar #906 to #905 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
And still I weep
User avatar #907 to #906 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Meh, I stay casual and proud of it.
User avatar #879 to #860 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Same, same, they are damn fantastic, but unless you´re completely settled, financially, it´s nothing one can justify buying. I´d love the Millenium Falcon, too. Or one of the LotR-Sets. Isengard is fantastic.
User avatar #880 to #879 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
Well, to be fair, they kind of are a financiall investment that will pay off. The stuff will only go up in price, at least if you treat it good. Aaand I have the ultimate collectors AT-ST My dad was awesome and got it for me on christmas a few years back
User avatar #881 to #880 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Ye, but still - University isn´t exactly the time to make big financial investments in Lego-Form, eh?
And I think it only grows in worth if you leave it packaged, doesn´t it?

Nice.D I got the first AT-AT that Lego did, it was pretty neat.
User avatar #882 to #881 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
Yeah I guess. Problem is, like I said, the stuff will get more expensive so it would be good to buy it as early as possible Or just buy gold, that's most of the time a pretty good investment, too. And yeah, it will be worth more in OVP, but it already is worth a lot if it only has all the parts

Yeah that one was sweet, I got it, too. Bought it a few years back used from eBay, sadly without packaging but eh. I really only wanted it because it's a hella cool model. The motorized one Lego made looks retarded as hell
User avatar #883 to #882 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Sure, sure - but well - can´t buy anything without money.D

It´s neat - yeah, I still got the packaging, but it´s rather damaged
They did a motorized one? NEver saw that one, tbh...oO
#884 to #883 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
Sell your ass on the curb

It looks quite retarded and the walking motion even more. You didn't miss much

How's your butt, btw?
User avatar #885 to #884 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Nah, I prefer keeping my anal virginity.

Yah, it looks kinda retarded, I think I prefer the original one.

I think I´m over it - I just hope it stays that way.
#886 to #885 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
Well, does a rectal exam count as anal virginity taken? Because I like to think of myself that mine is still intact

Even the second redesign they did for the AT-AT looks worse than the first one. The whole movement away from printing directly on blocks was a general bad move in my opinion

Good to hear, I'll drück dir die daumen, no idea what that is in english
User avatar #887 to #886 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
I honestly did not need to know that
But man, I got a Magenspieglung some months ago - it was done orally, tho, because I was 100% against people stuffing stuff up my butt - and damn - I´d do another one every day, the drugged me so goddamn bad, I slept 4 hours in the doctors office and 17 at home - normally I have barely 3 hours of "real" sleep. I´ve never felt as alive as when I woke up afterwards.

That one isn´t that bad, tho, imo. The head looks nice.
User avatar #888 to #887 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
Huh? I had already told you I had to get a Darmspiegelung. It was okay, they pumped me full of aneastheticum and I slept through all of it. But I had honestly hoped for an experience like you described it I was perfectly fine afterwards

Yeah the head is fine, the rest not so much. Also it looks a good amount smaller then ours and it can't shoot Speederbikes out it's butt
User avatar #889 to #888 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Ya, but I thought it was done orally as it was done with me. Yeah, it was fantastic. But I know the girl who did my aneastheticum (Schnabels GF, if you remember him from school) and told her that she should make sure that I don´t feel ANYTHING

oh damn, I completely forgot that it could do that. I should rebuilt it.D

By the way, I think I´m finally done right now so Imma try to get some sleep because I´m seriously half dead right now. Seeya later.
User avatar #890 to #889 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
I don't think you can look into the intestines through the mouth :o
Schnabel has a doctor girlfriend?

You definitely should!!

Alright, good luck
User avatar #891 to #890 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Nurse, not daughter.D

Ya, I completely destroyed it and built other stuff with it, tbh, as I always do
User avatar #892 to #891 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
Daughter?

Yeah I always did that, too. But I left most of my Star Wars sets untouched because tbh those sets are ******* amazing
User avatar #893 to #892 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Oh Goddamn, I´m still dead tired.D Doctor

yeah, they sure are, but I couldn´t ever help me, I had to try to built something better.D
User avatar #894 to #893 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
Dude, you got me really confused there. Like "Schnabel...Daughter.....wat...."

Maybe you should try some building computer games
User avatar #895 to #894 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Nah, man, nah.

And...nah, man, nah Not too fond of video games.
User avatar #896 to #895 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
lol I imagine a little girl with his face....

What are you, a casul?
User avatar #861 to #860 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Ouch...oO That doesn´t sound too great. Did anything break?
User avatar #862 to #861 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
Well, I got lucky, really. A few things broke but they usually only brake at the glue spots so I could simply glue them back on. And none of the more fragile parts broke because all landed on the carpet.

It could have been worse, like that time when she jumped on the wardrobe and threw every single one down to the floor. A lot more stuff was broken back then, but again I got lucky and could fix most of it
User avatar #863 to #862 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Sounds like a nervewrecking hobby, man Luckily most of my lego-stuff is in my old house where my cat can´t break it, I´m proud of that stuff.
User avatar #864 to #863 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
It really is, with cats. Well they just don't understand the love and nerve put into those things so I can't be more than grumpy, in the end.

You sure your parents won't throw out those things? Or give them away? Because my sister gave some of our old toys to the neighbors kid without asking
User avatar #865 to #864 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure - being mad at them would be kinda void of all reason

Nah, a) they don´t go to the old house anymore, at least not in my room and b) the lego is locked in and I got the key.D That stuff would be worth thousands if I took the time to collect it, sort it, etc.D
User avatar #866 to #865 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
Yeah mostly because they don't give a **** as long as the waterpistol stays out.

Wow, you really took precautions about that Mine is mostly still with my parents, apart from my Lego Star Wars collection, but I trust them with it

Jesus christ, ZDFinfo is doing a doku on the Internet, cringe all along
User avatar #867 to #866 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Obviously, that **** is worth money - hell, some of the figurines alone are worth around 30,35 Euro each

I don´t even doubt that.D
User avatar #868 to #867 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
Dude, you probably should sell some of that stuff

It's about the same level as the Ragnarök Doku, of you know that one
User avatar #869 to #868 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
I definitely should - but I´m too lazy and I´m hoping that they´ll get more expensive by the time. For example, a Lego Boba Fett I got was worth 70 Euro in 2010, now it´s already at 95.D

Oh god, yes - I remember - wasn´t Kevin in there? from the back at least?
User avatar #870 to #869 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
Jesus, I really doubt the sanity of people who are willing to pay that much for a plastic figurine. My little Warhammer figures cost around 3€ per figure new and that's already considered overpriced

Don't know, to be honest I never watched it completely becaue I just had to stop, but I remember Effibrilium
User avatar #871 to #870 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
In all honesty? I couldn´t care less if they´re sane or not as long as I get my money.D
And hell, if they got the money - why sit on it?
I´m rather sure, tho, that there are also some incredibly expensive Warhammer-Figures.D

Oh goddamn, Yeah - I remember that.D
User avatar #872 to #871 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
That's the spirit! And those people probably have too much money anways

Yeah there are, but they are usually huge chunks of resin Tho I guess there are some old metal figurines that sell for a ridiculous amount of money

That word alone basically discredited the whole doku
User avatar #873 to #872 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
That´s what I mean - hell, the most expensive Lego-Piece is a platinum-bionicle mask worth 15k

User avatar #874 to #873 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
Holy moly, and I thought the limited X-Wing canopy windows were expensive
User avatar #875 to #874 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
How much are those? I had 3 X-Wings.D
#876 to #875 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
Nah not the normal ones, this one

I can't remember the exact price but they went for a lot of money in the trading forums. Probably even more now
User avatar #877 to #876 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Ah, okay, explains much God, I loved those overly detailed big-ass sets. Nearly bought the Star Destroyer once.
#878 to #877 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
Yeah, those are REALLY cool. I really really wanted this one and considered buying it since I saw a "cheap" one on eBay for around 350€ and they will only get more expensive....but then again, I don't I can personally justify paying over 300 bucks for that and I realized I had no idea where to put it in our apartment
#839 to #837 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
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User avatar #841 to #840 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
I´m sorry, dood:I
User avatar #842 to #841 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
You're just saying that, ljxjlos-kun! I know you're lying!
#843 to #842 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Gotya.

sorry, man, I´m too ****** up to be witty right now, I can hardly even think:I
User avatar #844 to #843 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
We could go to bed, ljxjlos-kun :^)
User avatar #845 to #844 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
I´m sparing you the gruesome details, man, but my bowels are literally rebelling against me right now. If your bed is not made of porcelain, I doubt that it would be too great an idea.
User avatar #846 to #845 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
**** man, I know those times. You can only hold onto your surroundings and hope that the gods may grant you a merciful death
User avatar #847 to #846 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
>implying I´m not already praying for a fast and painless death.

Yah, it´s hell...but at least I can be sure that there will be no illness left in me by sunrise. Because there will be literally nothing left.
User avatar #848 to #847 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
Well the whole thing would be a lot cooler if nothing left would equal no more cramps. But sadly there can be cramps without ****
User avatar #849 to #848 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Goddamnit. Like, seriously, normally I like to think that gods may exist, but those are the times that shake my belief.
User avatar #850 to #849 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
Maybe they exist and want to see you ******** your intestines out
User avatar #851 to #850 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
I...I honestly don´t want to keep thinking that thought.
User avatar #852 to #851 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
You don't need to, there's pictures of that on the internet
User avatar #853 to #852 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
That kinda doesn´t make it better, dood.
User avatar #854 to #853 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
There's also porn of it
User avatar #855 to #854 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
I´m enjoying the fact that I´m not vomiting right now, I would like to keep it that way.

What I´m trying to say: pls stop.
User avatar #856 to #855 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
There is no stopping where this is headed
User avatar #857 to #856 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
pllllllllsssssss.

but seriously, man - no **** . Like. Really. No **** . That **** upsets me right now.

how does your new cat behave?
User avatar #858 to #857 - atomschlumpf (02/12/2015) [-]
It really went surprisingly well. He's a cute little cuddlehungry ****** and he strolled around the apartment like he owns this **** since the day he arrived here. The other two were at first very sceptical and didn't come out of their corners for the whole first day but by now they all three like each other well enough and play together already and even occasionally cuddle with each other
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