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I´ve reached the point where I prefer red thumbs to green - because in most cases,FJ disagreeing means that your point is the most sensiblecomment
Gender: male
Date Signed Up:12/13/2011
Location:Germany
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#83 - Trying the same right now. I´m 240lbs on 6,2 feet. I… 08/15/2016 on Lift till you feel... 0
#31 - No, for his choice in behaviour.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/15/2016 on DUMB BITCH 0
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#44 - titusbraovdo (08/15/2016) [-]
Should look onto your own as well. An eye for an eye will leave the world blind.
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#45 - ljxjlos (08/15/2016) [-]
Clothing both eyes on shitty behaviour blinds you, too.
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#47 - titusbraovdo (08/15/2016) [-]
Didnt say you had to overlook it. What i said was don't do what they do. Be the better person.
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#48 - ljxjlos (08/15/2016) [-]
I´m not a good person, tho.

I know, I know, but it annoys the hell out of me and when I´m annoyed and tired I get angry.
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#49 - titusbraovdo (08/15/2016) [-]
Then you should try to be a better person if you're going to say something like that. If you care enough to act then go all out and become that better person.
#27 - "Dumb Bitch" Namecalling because of a mista…  [+] (19 new replies) 08/15/2016 on DUMB BITCH +20
#86 - vegasstoner (08/16/2016) [-]
honestly it is pretty stupid to go after it after its on the ground...you were just looking at the runners and saw that they were about 20 meters away. its not that big of a deal to not have a ribbon up at the finish line. but putting people in danger like that is.
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#69 - letting (08/15/2016) [-]
>subhuman
>Funnyjunk
>No fucking duh

I'd say you must be new here, but your name says otherwise. Do you hide on one of the boards or something?
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#88 - ljxjlos (08/16/2016) [-]
Nah, I´ve been here even longer then my name tells.

I just thougt people weren´t that dumb, still, but lately, the site gets overrun with right-wing retards, edgy-ass kids and other scum. It´s rather annoying.
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#54 - philliyoMLB (08/15/2016) [-]
I mean... She was being a dumb bitch.
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#51 - weaponologist (08/15/2016) [-]
More of a stupid decision than a "mistake". It certainly wasn't an accident or a chance happening.

Calling someone subhuman unironically
#37 - anon (08/15/2016) [-]
white knight harder, faggot.
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#39 - ljxjlos (08/15/2016) [-]
>using the term white knight unironically

Found the edgy subhuman.

Seriously, all you internet warriors thinking that ever agreeing with a woman or doing something similar is whiteknighting and bad are making me fucking sad.

You should think about suicide, sometimes it´s a solution.
#78 - anon (08/15/2016) [-]
> Thinks White Knight is edgy.
> Unironically uses Subhuman as a term.
> Thinks of suicide as a solution.

Unironically or not, you. are. a. cuck.
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#89 - ljxjlos (08/16/2016) [-]
White Knight is edgy.

Subhuman is a neat word to use considering that this site mostly consists of right-wing retards.

Funny how you call me a cuck, considering that my only contact with cuckholdery was one time as a bull.
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#74 - talldumbdork (08/15/2016) [-]
White knight is a buzzword like cuck here.....some really angry people misusing it anytime you have a different opinion.
#29 - anon (08/15/2016) [-]
So you then go on to call the guy a subhuman for what, in your mind, was a mistake?
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#53 - arrrbie (08/15/2016) [-]
Doesint disprove the original fact
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#31 - ljxjlos (08/15/2016) [-]
No, for his choice in behaviour.
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#44 - titusbraovdo (08/15/2016) [-]
Should look onto your own as well. An eye for an eye will leave the world blind.
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#45 - ljxjlos (08/15/2016) [-]
Clothing both eyes on shitty behaviour blinds you, too.
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#47 - titusbraovdo (08/15/2016) [-]
Didnt say you had to overlook it. What i said was don't do what they do. Be the better person.
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#48 - ljxjlos (08/15/2016) [-]
I´m not a good person, tho.

I know, I know, but it annoys the hell out of me and when I´m annoyed and tired I get angry.
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#49 - titusbraovdo (08/15/2016) [-]
Then you should try to be a better person if you're going to say something like that. If you care enough to act then go all out and become that better person.
#30 - sirrander (08/15/2016) [-]
oh snap
#43 - *gets killed by them  [+] (21 new replies) 08/15/2016 on Easily my favourite Batman... +1
#46 - atomschlumpf (08/15/2016) [-]
Still butthurt about Batman I see
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#47 - ljxjlos (08/15/2016) [-]
Always, my friend, always.

Actually more about his fanboys and how writers handle him
#48 - atomschlumpf (08/15/2016) [-]
Well, can't comment on the writers but I sure do like Batman
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#49 - ljxjlos (08/15/2016) [-]
There lies your mistake!
#50 - atomschlumpf (08/15/2016) [-]
Whatcha gonna do about it, nigga?
#51 - ljxjlos (08/15/2016) [-]
No idea, dude. too tiredto think.
#52 - atomschlumpf (08/15/2016) [-]
Maybe you should go to sleep then
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#53 - ljxjlos (08/15/2016) [-]
Can´t, I´m on sleep withdrawal
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#54 - atomschlumpf (08/15/2016) [-]
Uhhh...what?
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#65 - ljxjlos (08/15/2016) [-]
It does, but still...fuck does it hurt.D
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#66 - atomschlumpf (08/15/2016) [-]
Yeah, you feel muscles hurting you never even knew you had
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#55 - ljxjlos (08/15/2016) [-]
I´m in a mental home right now and they´ve put me on sleep withdrawal meaning I can only spend so and so much time in bed - to ensure the sleep pressure is high enough and to get a sleep schedule running.
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#56 - atomschlumpf (08/15/2016) [-]
Ah jeez that sounds fucking awful. How'd that happen?
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#57 - ljxjlos (08/15/2016) [-]
Eh, the issues got worse and worse, so I got put in here. Luckily I only have two weeks to go. It´s driving me insane. which is kinda ironical...
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#58 - atomschlumpf (08/15/2016) [-]
Yeah I know the drill, thankfully I've been able to avoid the clinic so far.

So how long do you have until you can sleep again?
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#59 - ljxjlos (08/15/2016) [-]
I wish, man, I wish.

I can sleep tonight, but only 3 hours - and I´m not allowed near the bed or a couch or anything during the day
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#60 - atomschlumpf (08/15/2016) [-]
Holy moly, that sounds fucking harsh. That's borderline torture
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#61 - ljxjlos (08/15/2016) [-]
It really is. I´m having muscle spasm like hell right now, can barely concentrate on anything:I but well, once I´m out it wont be as harsh anymore
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#62 - atomschlumpf (08/15/2016) [-]
What do you do during the day? Some kind of activity program?
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#63 - ljxjlos (08/15/2016) [-]
Nah, I´m in for more then my sleeping problems, so I have therapy and sessions all day. That and I do sports. Lots of sports. I´m 95% muscleburn right now.
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#64 - atomschlumpf (08/15/2016) [-]
Well I suppose it sorta keeps you awake, huh?
#245 - Love all the hate in the comments. Seriously, all th…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/15/2016 on The perfect wife that... +5
#304 - anon (08/16/2016) [-]
Ive known many hot liberal women who take good care of themselves. I have shaved all those stress before and generally keep myself hygenic because I am not scum. I'm very far left to the point of reason, however these comics make me cringe out of disgust.I would literally pay money to NOT have that quirky person as my gf.

Quit being so butthurt
#257 - anon (08/15/2016) [-]
most of the women i know hate libtard views, they like some of it because it's needed, the rest is trash that will ruin society.
#299 - supersixfourr (08/16/2016) [-]
Your mom doesn't count as "most women"
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#258 - ljxjlos (08/15/2016) [-]
>libtard

Maybe, just maybe, that´s because you probably run in different circles.
#271 - anon (08/15/2016) [-]
well yeah, they don't think with the group, they think for themselves and i have a rich family that is mostly educated, you put 2 and 2 together and you realise that ignorant people make ignorant choices just like the sjw groups and shillery voters.
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#272 - ljxjlos (08/15/2016) [-]
>implying liberals always think as a group and don´t have their own ideas.

Seriously, Hillary is bad but trump is on the same level. And conservatives have just as many retards as liberals, if not more.
#59 - >anti-superman-bubblegum >anti-aquaman-foam >… 08/15/2016 on Batman vs Justice League 0
#643639 - Thanks. 08/14/2016 on Pokemon 0
#643637 - We´ve got a big river running through our city and we spend p…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2016 on Pokemon 0
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#643753 - shadowrated (08/19/2016) [-]
lure modules around water is perfect
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#643638 - sushininja (08/14/2016) [-]
there are stronger ones. and if you have enough stardust you can just make it higher
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#643639 - ljxjlos (08/14/2016) [-]
Thanks.
#12 - Jup, just re-read it...kinda thought it went differently. 08/14/2016 on Father's Day ! 0
#643635 - So, the Dolphin is "The Emissary of Light" and there… 08/14/2016 on Pokemon 0