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#5 - *stepped down 7 hours ago on We're gonna go medieval on... +4
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#34 - Consider yourself lucky. Many germans seem to think that Work …  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on Anon goes off the deep end 0
User avatar #35 - touchmybutt (11 hours ago) [-]
Really? That seems a bit... Harsh. I wouldn't survive down there, haha.
And yeah, that sounds great, haha. Labels are dumb.
#32 - Ya, that and the fact that I don´t want to join the working f…  [+] (3 new replies) 11 hours ago on Anon goes off the deep end 0
User avatar #33 - touchmybutt (11 hours ago) [-]
Well I can't really say I know how germans think about work, but I guess you have your reasons, which is good.
And that really sucks.... I actually didn't know that, I thought there would be lots of snow in Germany!
And it is. All this sexuality stuff is confusing, it'd be cool if you could just like what you like without having a label, such as straigth, pan, gay, or w.e.

And that's awesome! They look really sweet.
User avatar #34 - ljxjlos (11 hours ago) [-]
Consider yourself lucky. Many germans seem to think that Work is the most important thing in life and has to take up at least 80% of your time. If you say that you don´t LIKE to work, you´ll be looked down at. It´s twisted.
Sadly not.
Yah. That´s why I just don´t care. It´s also pretty cool because it takes the wind out of everyone who tries to label you if you tell them that you just don´t fucking care. It´s quite practical.
User avatar #35 - touchmybutt (11 hours ago) [-]
Really? That seems a bit... Harsh. I wouldn't survive down there, haha.
And yeah, that sounds great, haha. Labels are dumb.
#30 - I "kinda" finished, but I´m thinking about doing an…  [+] (5 new replies) 11 hours ago on Anon goes off the deep end 0
User avatar #31 - touchmybutt (11 hours ago) [-]
Ah, that's probably a good thing. It'd help you get a better job, I guess. And that sounds like poop, I love snow... We actually only got snow yesterday, and it's been snowing all night, so we currently has like... 10 cm or something, which is pretty good for the first day of snow!
And it's understandable, being gay isn't exactly for everyone, haha! But I love manly guys. It's the best.

And that's awesome, the movies are just so... Unf, really. I don't even know how many times i've watched it, I just love it.
User avatar #32 - ljxjlos (11 hours ago) [-]
Ya, that and the fact that I don´t want to join the working force, yet. Fucking hate how most germans think about work.
Same here. But hell, we can be happy if we get 3 days of snow a year. Compared to weeks of unbearable heat in the summer. It´s fucking annoying.
Eh, tastes differ, I guess... I never really understood sexualities, tbh. If someone looks good and I like them, I couldn´t really care less about gender. No idea why people fight wars over this shit.

That´s LotR/Tolkien for me. Both tattooes that I have are Tolkien-related and I already got several more designs planned. Many of them Tolkien-related.D
User avatar #33 - touchmybutt (11 hours ago) [-]
Well I can't really say I know how germans think about work, but I guess you have your reasons, which is good.
And that really sucks.... I actually didn't know that, I thought there would be lots of snow in Germany!
And it is. All this sexuality stuff is confusing, it'd be cool if you could just like what you like without having a label, such as straigth, pan, gay, or w.e.

And that's awesome! They look really sweet.
User avatar #34 - ljxjlos (11 hours ago) [-]
Consider yourself lucky. Many germans seem to think that Work is the most important thing in life and has to take up at least 80% of your time. If you say that you don´t LIKE to work, you´ll be looked down at. It´s twisted.
Sadly not.
Yah. That´s why I just don´t care. It´s also pretty cool because it takes the wind out of everyone who tries to label you if you tell them that you just don´t fucking care. It´s quite practical.
User avatar #35 - touchmybutt (11 hours ago) [-]
Really? That seems a bit... Harsh. I wouldn't survive down there, haha.
And yeah, that sounds great, haha. Labels are dumb.
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#27 - Ya, sleeves are neat. I´ll probably get my arms full-sleeved …  [+] (7 new replies) 12 hours ago on Anon goes off the deep end +1
#29 - touchmybutt (12 hours ago) [-]
Ah, gotcha. Yeah i've finished my education, and I can't really get more tats before I get a job, and I can't even attempt to get a job just yet cuz of where I live, haha. It's winter here in Norway, the snow is crazy, I live in the middle of nowhere and the only lisence I got is for motorsycles.... Perfect winter stuff, haha.
And that's cool! I'm not too worried about that actually, because i'm a... Twink, I guess, you know, those skinny gay things, and I don't want to get any bigger arms or anything. But your tattoo looks great!
And yes, my Tattoo is Toothless from how to train your dragon.
User avatar #30 - ljxjlos (11 hours ago) [-]
I "kinda" finished, but I´m thinking about doing another masters before really going to work or working abroad for a while...Ah, shit. That´s harsh - here in Germany, we don´t even HAVE winter anymore...-.- It´s fucking annoying, especially since I can´t stand heat and I´m the most active and productive when it´s between 2 and -10 degree...-.-
Ah, okay. To each his own, I´m way to tall, big and hairy for this shit. Also mostly into girls because manly guys are just the least erotic thing to me.

Neat. I actually just watched that movie, it was surprisingly good considering that I´m not too much of a fan of most animated movies.
User avatar #31 - touchmybutt (11 hours ago) [-]
Ah, that's probably a good thing. It'd help you get a better job, I guess. And that sounds like poop, I love snow... We actually only got snow yesterday, and it's been snowing all night, so we currently has like... 10 cm or something, which is pretty good for the first day of snow!
And it's understandable, being gay isn't exactly for everyone, haha! But I love manly guys. It's the best.

And that's awesome, the movies are just so... Unf, really. I don't even know how many times i've watched it, I just love it.
User avatar #32 - ljxjlos (11 hours ago) [-]
Ya, that and the fact that I don´t want to join the working force, yet. Fucking hate how most germans think about work.
Same here. But hell, we can be happy if we get 3 days of snow a year. Compared to weeks of unbearable heat in the summer. It´s fucking annoying.
Eh, tastes differ, I guess... I never really understood sexualities, tbh. If someone looks good and I like them, I couldn´t really care less about gender. No idea why people fight wars over this shit.

That´s LotR/Tolkien for me. Both tattooes that I have are Tolkien-related and I already got several more designs planned. Many of them Tolkien-related.D
User avatar #33 - touchmybutt (11 hours ago) [-]
Well I can't really say I know how germans think about work, but I guess you have your reasons, which is good.
And that really sucks.... I actually didn't know that, I thought there would be lots of snow in Germany!
And it is. All this sexuality stuff is confusing, it'd be cool if you could just like what you like without having a label, such as straigth, pan, gay, or w.e.

And that's awesome! They look really sweet.
User avatar #34 - ljxjlos (11 hours ago) [-]
Consider yourself lucky. Many germans seem to think that Work is the most important thing in life and has to take up at least 80% of your time. If you say that you don´t LIKE to work, you´ll be looked down at. It´s twisted.
Sadly not.
Yah. That´s why I just don´t care. It´s also pretty cool because it takes the wind out of everyone who tries to label you if you tell them that you just don´t fucking care. It´s quite practical.
User avatar #35 - touchmybutt (11 hours ago) [-]
Really? That seems a bit... Harsh. I wouldn't survive down there, haha.
And yeah, that sounds great, haha. Labels are dumb.
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User avatar #803 to #799 - ljxjlos (12/16/2014) [-]
Source pls?
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Moymoy Palaboy - Everybody (Backstreet's Back) [original version + MMD meme] The song is from the Backstreet Boys I think
User avatar #805 to #804 - ljxjlos (12/16/2014) [-]
I knew, I wanted to know the youtube-source. Thanks.
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#790 - cunninglinguist (11/20/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolled image** We reached the thread limit


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User avatar #792 to #791 - ljxjlos (11/20/2014) [-]
Those tapes look like the Awesome Mix from Guardians of the Galaxy. Neat.

I need a new casette player.
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User avatar #787 to #786 - ljxjlos (09/01/2014) [-]
I regularely trim my armpits and find this offensive
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#777 to #776 - ljxjlos (08/14/2014) [-]
I know, man, I know.
#778 to #777 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
let's do the thing
let's do the thing
User avatar #779 to #778 - ljxjlos (08/14/2014) [-]
...nah, man, nah.
User avatar #780 to #779 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Nah?
User avatar #781 to #780 - ljxjlos (08/14/2014) [-]
Nah, I ain´t all that much into stuff that involves more dicks than my own. Sorry, man.
#782 to #781 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Don't think I didn't see what you posted on my Adeptus Mechanicus content
User avatar #783 to #782 - ljxjlos (08/14/2014) [-]
I felt bad afterwards
User avatar #784 to #783 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Awww
User avatar #785 to #784 - ljxjlos (08/14/2014) [-]
you know it.
User avatar #755 - murraysnoopy (08/10/2014) [-]
Toothpaste
User avatar #756 to #755 - ljxjlos (08/10/2014) [-]
I...I guess...
User avatar #757 to #756 - murraysnoopy (08/10/2014) [-]
Do you believe in it?
User avatar #758 to #757 - ljxjlos (08/10/2014) [-]
I definitely do, it´s one of mankinds greatest achievments.
User avatar #759 to #758 - murraysnoopy (08/10/2014) [-]
Damn, you fine.
User avatar #760 to #759 - ljxjlos (08/10/2014) [-]
I sure am.
User avatar #761 to #760 - murraysnoopy (08/10/2014) [-]
So, how does that work as a chat up line? out of ten?
User avatar #762 to #761 - ljxjlos (08/10/2014) [-]
Meh, I´ve heard better.

I´ll give it a 3 out of Ten +2 for randomness and thus surprise-factor.
User avatar #763 to #762 - murraysnoopy (08/10/2014) [-]
This is why I'm single.
User avatar #765 to #763 - ljxjlos (08/10/2014) [-]
I know that you´re joking, but - don´t do pickup-lines.

You have to be ridiculously good-looking to make pickup-lines work. LIke ...dunno, Viggo Mortensen, Hugh Jackman-good looking. Or you have to be at a place where the girls have ridiculously low self-esteem.

On the other side, I´m not one to talk, in my whole life I´ve only ever tried a pick-up line once...I´m not all that much of a fan of flirting with people I meet at bars, it tends to go bad...
User avatar #766 to #765 - murraysnoopy (08/10/2014) [-]
I'm glad I don't look like Viggo Mortensen, being female. That would be a huge kick in the crotch. Generally, I try and hide the random and just say hi.

BUT PICK UP LINES ARE HILARIOUS!
User avatar #767 to #766 - ljxjlos (08/10/2014) [-]
Ah, **** , sorry, I forgot

Meh, I´m only lucky when I´m either ********** - seems like I´m weirdly sweet when I´m drunk, but that stuff only works for one-night-stands.

With real relationships I just go the usual know each other - become friends - become more-thingie. Seems to work out yet another time right now.

That for sure.
User avatar #768 to #767 - murraysnoopy (08/10/2014) [-]
People are weird. I stick to virtual ones and animal collection.
User avatar #769 to #768 - ljxjlos (08/10/2014) [-]
Meh, I like real people. I need personal contact or I feel lonely.

Animal collection?
User avatar #770 to #769 - murraysnoopy (08/10/2014) [-]
Yes. I have many dogs and a horsey. AND THEY DO TALK BACK TO ME. DON'T YOU TELL ME THEY DON'T!!!!
User avatar #771 to #770 - ljxjlos (08/10/2014) [-]
I only got a kitten named cola. She´s cool.
#772 to #771 - murraysnoopy (08/10/2014) [-]
That's how it starts. Give it 30 years, and this is you. Hopefully minus the boobies an dress...
User avatar #773 to #772 - ljxjlos (08/10/2014) [-]
Meh, why not - I like cats.
User avatar #774 to #773 - murraysnoopy (08/10/2014) [-]
I like cats too, I has one of those also, he's fluffy so we called him Sheldon. I have more dogs though. We could meet up for a dog/cat trolley race in the distant future.
User avatar #775 to #774 - ljxjlos (08/10/2014) [-]
Nah, I don´t want cats who race - I want chill cats who only sit around and chill. Love those, they calm me down.
User avatar #764 to #763 - murraysnoopy (08/10/2014) [-]
Leave it with me. I'll come back with another one.
User avatar #742 - cosmicapprentice (07/23/2014) [-]
>Comment Ranking: #420

Damn ***** .

What's up?
User avatar #743 to #742 - ljxjlos (07/23/2014) [-]
Again? I was #420 just 2 weeks ago. I hate how easy I manage to loose levels...

Nothing much, it´s latenigth, I´m having exams tonight and can´t sleep because it´s hot, so I´m letting in a bath. How´s life going?
User avatar #744 to #743 - cosmicapprentice (07/23/2014) [-]
Let's blaze some green thumbs stuff.

Damn, it's been hot over here too, and sometimes it rains and it's really cloudy like for three or four days, and then the clouds dissipate and the sun attacks us pretty harshly.

Nothing much, been hanging out with friends more often now, I went to a show yesterday, it was really reaaaaally badass, Dead To A Dying World was the main band, **** man, I've always liked them, but I never imagined they were THAT badass live.
User avatar #745 to #744 - ljxjlos (07/23/2014) [-]
Smoked my last gram some weeks ago and I guess I´m not smoking anymore, no idea where to get something.D Not a real problem. tho.

It´s hell over here. It only rains for 3, 4 hours in the evening, every third, fourth day, so I need to stand in the rain, half naked, late-night to get some cool-down...it´s seriously annoying.D

Neat, I´ve been to a festival recently, it was pretty great.
User avatar #746 to #745 - cosmicapprentice (07/23/2014) [-]
I don't really smoke anymore, other than tobacco I stopped smoking weed long ago.

Damn, that sounds awful.

What bands did you see? I need to get my hands on a friggin' bass cab ASAP either an 8x10 or a 6x10, a friend of mine showed me one of the riffs he has for the black metal band and I already added a little bit of bass to it.
User avatar #747 to #746 - ljxjlos (07/23/2014) [-]
I´ve never really smoked much, but sometimes it´s nice. It´s not a necessity, just luxury

Mostly mainstream core-stuff...Emmure, Stick to your Guns, Madball, Bring me the Horizon don´t laugh, I hate their old stuff to no end, but that Sempiternal-album that they dropped this year has some neat stuff on it.

Also Nails, Motörhead and Rise of the Northstar, tho...it was kinda neat.

Ah, you´re recording some stuff? I just wish I wasn´t hopeless music-wise, I´d love to actually bring out my own music...
User avatar #748 to #747 - cosmicapprentice (07/23/2014) [-]
I don't like the hardcore kids these days like, that's not hardcore at all, now hardcore with punk roots and crust/stench-core, that's the real deal. I remember last year I saw PUNCH and Holy from Italy, that show was a blast, a whole lot of people went, like, half of the Tijuana punk scene, I'm not kidding, they had to move the show from inside of the house it took place at, to the outside, so the rest of the people could listen to them touring bands. Video related. Punch - Tijuana @ Casa del callejón 25/06/13

Nails and Motörhead, now that's nice, I'd really like to see NAILS live, but who knows when they might decide to play a show at Tijuana, I mean, every band in the underground scene wants to play a show at Tijuana, the city may not look like it, but the underground music scene, is pretty big.

Nah, we're not recording, he just showed me some riffs he has in mind and I added a bit of bass to them, still, I need my own gear to play with them, because asking other people to lend me a cab or a pedal is sort of awkward, so it would be certainly be better to have my own stuff.
User avatar #749 to #748 - ljxjlos (07/23/2014) [-]
I don´t like the people in any scene nowadays, tbh. Everyone who´s basically in only one scene and dislikes everything else is a ****** , imo. As long as I like the music I´m in, that´s my way to go. Well, in that case Nails would be for you. Or Madball. Or RotNs, who combine oldschool hardcore with Thrash.

I don´t really go to Punk concerts. In my teenage days I had fights with the punks around and I don´t really wanna re-warm that. Only real german Punk band I´ve yet seen where Slime.

Ah, okay - still more than I ever did, tho
User avatar #750 to #749 - cosmicapprentice (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm don't actually belong to any scene since I listen to a pretty wide variety of music and not only just one genre hell, I even like quite a lot of anime openings and endings because of the musical value , I did use to listen to heavy metal, some metalcore and some deathcore, but ever since I discovered post-metal, sludge, stoner and doom I don't find metalcore and deathcore amusing anymore, and now that I know some pretty heavy bands I don't consider bands like Iron Maiden or Megadeth as metal anymore.

Nothing new there, there are some punks over at Tijuana that I actually don't like at all and would like to punch in the face.

I even record my own little tracks, nothing really amusing since I play what I have in my head and then record it, so I wouldn't say the music I've made is appealing to a particular sort of listeners haha, and I haven't recorded anything for a while since I haven been really fresh on ideas, but I may be recording some new stuff I'm trying to come up with pretty soon. Here's my soundcloud if you're interested: soundcloud.com/sinresultadodesufrimiento/tracks wow, I have two followers, I never expected to have someone following me, lel.
User avatar #751 to #750 - ljxjlos (07/23/2014) [-]
That´s weird - only because you know harder stuff doesn´t mean that Maiden isn´t metal anymore...hell, nowwhere in the definition does it say that metal has to be hard.D Ya, for me it goes from rap to core to black metal to indie to folk to electro to anime-stuff to classic to postrock to reggae...dunno, I can see some appeal in pretty much every genre.

Yeah, but back when I had the problems the police got involved and if they found out there´s something happening again - well, don´t wanna risk it.D

Well, most BM stuff is only one dude recording a demo with 5 songs and then stopping.D I`ll give it a listen tomorrow, remind me of it, but I can´t listen right now - thin walls and all that **** , my neighbours even get pissed when I´m having the ******* ventilator running at this time...-.-
User avatar #752 to #751 - cosmicapprentice (07/23/2014) [-]
Didn't say it's not metal for everyone else, just not to me it doesn't sound like metal anymore, I know, that's something I learned from watching the "Such Hawks Such Hounds" documentary, any sort of riff can be heavy, depending on how you personally listen to it.

I actually have a solo project in mind, I just need more gear, an electric guitar and an acoustic guitar, oh, and I also want to buy an electric drum kit, damn, I'll need a lot of money. K, I'll remind you. Damn, having neighbours like that is no good.
User avatar #753 to #752 - ljxjlos (07/23/2014) [-]
Well, that´s a ******** of money needed...

Yeah, I love my place, but the neighbours suck major dick.
User avatar #754 to #753 - cosmicapprentice (07/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, my pain right now can't be described.

I love my place too, no noises (except when I play music), it's pretty chilled, the air from the beach comes and goes and feels pretty fresh.
User avatar #705 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
****** , we champs
User avatar #706 to #705 - ljxjlos (07/13/2014) [-]
I know But I´m too tired and hungover to party.D
User avatar #707 to #706 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Well tbh I don't really care....but intense bodylove, there's still autokorsos going around, honking their stupid digestive end product ^^
User avatar #741 to #707 - ljxjlos (07/14/2014) [-]
I did NOT have a good slop

And no, the studying...intense bodylove.
User avatar #708 to #707 - ljxjlos (07/13/2014) [-]
Same here, my windows are too thin, I can hear screaming, honking and all...all the time.

Which, as I said, is kinda annoying when you´re dead-tired and hungover.D Well, at least it´s over soon
User avatar #710 to #708 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
intense bodylove these intense bodyloveing wordfilters
User avatar #711 to #710 - ljxjlos (07/13/2014) [-]
Yah, the f.u.c.k.i.n.g worldfilters are annoying as hell, man

Exactly. And they don´t seem to plan on stopping anytime soon, as it looks right now. Damn. Well, at least I get to sleep as long as I want tomorrow. Do you have to get up in the morning?
User avatar #712 to #711 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Thank god not still, I have to do stuff for uni. Exams coming up and all
User avatar #713 to #712 - ljxjlos (07/13/2014) [-]
Same for me - but I´ll still grab as much sleep as I can, it´s early enough if I start studying at 12...or 3....or 6...or the day after tomorrow.D
Came home at 5 in the morning today and already was up at 8 again, I deserve it.D
User avatar #714 to #713 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
It's always the same..."I'm gonna study as soon as I get up...!" ".....naaw I'll do it later" I guess we all deserve what's coming for us ^^
User avatar #727 to #714 - ljxjlos (07/14/2014) [-]
THE WORST KIND OF RACISM.

Or not, who am I to judge?
User avatar #728 to #727 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Well, your a racist so you can judge all you want
User avatar #729 to #728 - ljxjlos (07/14/2014) [-]
Nah, I like black and asian booty way too much to be racist
User avatar #732 to #731 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Well Asians can be hot, yes. But goddamn black women are unatractive
User avatar #733 to #732 - ljxjlos (07/14/2014) [-]
Nah, there are some real hot black woman out there, too...there are few average-looking ones, tho. Either they´re hot or digestive end product-ugly.

Either way, let´s not talk about woman right now.
User avatar #734 to #733 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Wait...is digestive a wordfilter too?
User avatar #735 to #734 - ljxjlos (07/14/2014) [-]
digestive end product = digestive end product
User avatar #736 to #735 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
aaa digestive end productugly
User avatar #739 to #736 - ljxjlos (07/14/2014) [-]
Either way, im going to slop. see ya and good nigth!
User avatar #740 to #739 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Have a good slop
User avatar #737 to #736 - ljxjlos (07/14/2014) [-]
It´s so goddamn annoying, I really hope they´ll be gone soon...
User avatar #738 to #737 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Honestly don't know what to feel. One time my big tittied mommy is a intense bodyloveing idiot, being backpassageish to everyone. The other he tries to be community friendly and a bro. intense bodyloveing bipolar like this whole intense bodyloveing site And wordfilters can be funny, but now they change every other day and it's intense bodyloveing annoying. Especially with you're and your
User avatar #715 to #714 - ljxjlos (07/13/2014) [-]
Nah, I WILL study, that´s for sure, already managed today, too. But it´s worthless if I try to study before getting my sleep back
User avatar #716 to #715 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Yeah I will study too, that's for sure. I just hope I get to it soon enough
User avatar #717 to #716 - ljxjlos (07/13/2014) [-]
As long as you do - the time doesn´t matter.

Boah, if those faggots don´t stop honking I´m going to digestive end product into their lifes...
User avatar #718 to #717 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Okay I gotta admit the sh.it filter is funny
User avatar #719 to #718 - ljxjlos (07/14/2014) [-]
If you think so, I won´t judge you.

Okay, that´s a lie. I do judge you.
User avatar #720 to #719 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #721 to #720 - ljxjlos (07/14/2014) [-]
:^)
User avatar #722 to #721 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
U don't know muh life, U can't judge me until you've been trough what I've been through
User avatar #723 to #722 - ljxjlos (07/14/2014) [-]
Several, un-christian orgys involving dozens of meaty black cocks?
User avatar #724 to #723 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Nah, I honestly find blacks quite repulsive
User avatar #725 to #724 - ljxjlos (07/14/2014) [-]
Racism!
User avatar #726 to #725 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Porn racism
User avatar #709 to #708 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
And it's kind of backpassageish I think...people have to work tomorrow morning, yet these intense bodyloveing retards have been honking for over 1,5 hrs now. Yes, I get it, it's football the single most important thing in the Deutscher Michels life....but jesus intense bodyloveing christ, people are intense bodyloveing backpassages
User avatar #682 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Yo ***** , you an One Piece nerd, right?
User avatar #683 to #682 - ljxjlos (07/03/2014) [-]
Wouldn´t call myself a nerd, but I´ve read it since it started being published in Germany, so kinda, yeah...why?
User avatar #684 to #683 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I wanted to start watching the anime again, so can you tell me which episode I have to start? I'd like to start directly after the Enies Lobby arc, with the filler episode where Ruffy's granpa (?) comes visiting and they beat each other up and then the house and then they repair it again
User avatar #686 to #684 - ljxjlos (07/03/2014) [-]
If you´re adamant on watching the anime: It´s Episode 313
#687 to #686 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Really? Seemed like a filler...
Naah I don't have the time to read it, I'll just let it roll on my laptop while painting my miniatures. That way the pacing won't bother me and I actually quite enjoy most filler episodes in animes ^^

Yu da bows, man! Thanks! I'll now go on to watch glorious One Piece! Have some tits as reward fireden.net/4chan/images.4chan.org//vg/src/1385269990727.jpg (link because I can't post it here)
User avatar #689 to #687 - ljxjlos (07/03/2014) [-]
...also, that looks like a 12yearold or something...dude...
User avatar #690 to #689 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Jesus chill, it's a drawing style. I have yet to see a 12 year old with that amount of boobies
User avatar #691 to #690 - ljxjlos (07/03/2014) [-]
Drawing-style looks like somehing from adventure time
User avatar #692 to #691 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh the Adventure Time porn I've seen...
User avatar #693 to #692 - ljxjlos (07/03/2014) [-]
I´ve only read one...which was kinda neat, tho, tbh
User avatar #694 to #693 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Marceline is best waifu...
User avatar #695 to #694 - ljxjlos (07/03/2014) [-]
She would be - if having a waifu wouldn´t be the saddest thing ever.D

which reminds me that the one I read did not have marci. bummer.

Which also reminds me, tho, that I did download all the non-porn Adventure Time-comics...neat1
User avatar #696 to #695 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I think I should download those, too
User avatar #697 to #696 - ljxjlos (07/03/2014) [-]
You should, I haven´t read the main-series yet, but the Marceline and Fionna Miniseries are each pretty neat.
User avatar #698 to #697 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Are they lesbians in it?
#700 to #698 - ljxjlos (07/03/2014) [-]
Also, that just happened in the comic.
User avatar #701 to #700 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
lel. Well, I'll be going to painting and watching One Piece now, so have a nice evening, d00d
User avatar #702 to #701 - ljxjlos (07/03/2014) [-]
Have fun and see ya in 4 days or something! bye
User avatar #703 to #702 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Man ich hatte echt vergessen wie geil One Piece ist. Kindheitserinnerungen kommen wieder hoch
User avatar #704 to #703 - ljxjlos (07/04/2014) [-]
Jo, OP ist einfach der Wahnsinn Warum denkst du sonst hat sich das gehalten das ich seit frühester Kindheit jeden Monat/jede Woche auf das neue Kapitel zufieber?.D
User avatar #699 to #698 - ljxjlos (07/03/2014) [-]
Nope, but considering how even some of the co-creators consider it canon + considering that one episode I doubt that it´ll be long until they´re actually lesbian in the actual show.
User avatar #688 to #687 - ljxjlos (07/03/2014) [-]
Nah, it´s canon, it´s one of those "chillout between the arcs"-episodes. It´s a damn important episode, tho, if it´s like in the manga...lots and lots of world-building going on, stuff that´s going to be very important later-on.
User avatar #685 to #684 - ljxjlos (07/03/2014) [-]
That´s not filler, tho, that´s canon.

Wait, I´ll have to look it up, I´ve never watched the series.

If you want to do yourself a favor, tho, read the manga instead of watching the anime.
Looks better, better pacing, takes less time and doesn´t have ****** filler.D
User avatar #646 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Is gud now
User avatar #647 to #646 - ljxjlos (07/02/2014) [-]
Nothing is good, man. I just finished watching Adventure Time...AND I NEED MORE!

already downloading the comics, tho
User avatar #648 to #647 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Start watching the porn
User avatar #650 to #648 - ljxjlos (07/02/2014) [-]
...well, at least one porn.
User avatar #651 to #650 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
There's always more porn
User avatar #652 to #651 - ljxjlos (07/02/2014) [-]
I don´t really feel like immersing myself into cartoon porn...that´s too nerdy even for me, man.
User avatar #653 to #652 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Weird fetish guy, eh?
User avatar #654 to #653 - ljxjlos (07/02/2014) [-]
Wait, what?
User avatar #655 to #654 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #656 to #655 - ljxjlos (07/02/2014) [-]
I don´t get what you´re going at. I´m not aware of any weird fetishes...
User avatar #657 to #656 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Well there's scat, vorarephilia, birthing, deformation, asphyxation, futa, shota, loli, ....etc
#659 to #657 - vorarephilia (07/02/2014) [-]
u called?
u called?
#661 to #659 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Yup, tell this 						*****					 about vorarephilia
Yup, tell this ***** about vorarephilia
User avatar #664 to #661 - vorarephilia (07/02/2014) [-]
Its when you have the lowest bidder wire the neurons for food and sex drives.
#665 to #664 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
**** that was good
User avatar #675 to #665 - ljxjlos (07/02/2014) [-]
I don´t. I also did decide to stay home tomorrow. Don´t wanna get ill 2 days before With full force.
User avatar #676 to #675 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Staying home is best decision
User avatar #677 to #676 - ljxjlos (07/02/2014) [-]
always.
User avatar #678 to #677 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
So how'd your date go if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #679 to #678 - ljxjlos (07/02/2014) [-]
Huh? I thought I already told ya. Only met her earlier during the day for a coffee and postponed the date to thursday or after full force. I´m kinda sick-ish today so I thought it´d be a bad idea to go to the date today.
User avatar #680 to #679 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Naah u didn't because ur a dick. Alright cool. So she's nice?
User avatar #666 to #665 - vorarephilia (07/02/2014) [-]
so was ur mom's pussy lelelelelel

only cause I wanted comment 666
User avatar #668 to #666 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
comedy gold

congratz
User avatar #681 to #668 - ljxjlos (07/02/2014) [-]
Obviously, wouldn´t have asked her out in the first place, eh?.D But yeah, she seems to be pretty nice.
User avatar #658 to #657 - ljxjlos (07/02/2014) [-]
I know, but why were ya calling me a "weird fetish guy"?
#660 to #658 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #662 to #660 - ljxjlos (07/02/2014) [-]
I´m too tired to get jokes
#663 to #662 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
How about u go to bed, my 						*****
How about u go to bed, my *****
User avatar #667 to #663 - ljxjlos (07/02/2014) [-]
Can´t sleep. Same as yesterday only that I didn´t even eat stuff.
User avatar #670 to #667 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Which brings us back to porn
User avatar #671 to #670 - ljxjlos (07/02/2014) [-]
It´s kinda creepy how often you tell me to fap, dude.
#674 to #673 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
don't tell me you don't like it
don't tell me you don't like it
User avatar #669 to #667 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Fapping should help with that
User avatar #649 to #648 - ljxjlos (07/02/2014) [-]
I´ve already read the porn.
User avatar #642 - buttholee (06/25/2014) [-]
Have you gotten your poem yet?
User avatar #643 to #642 - ljxjlos (06/25/2014) [-]
Nope, why?
User avatar #644 to #643 - buttholee (06/25/2014) [-]
Just checking to make sure that this ******** was ******
User avatar #645 to #644 - ljxjlos (06/25/2014) [-]
Well, there are just some hours gone since then - I´ll wait.
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