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User avatar #819 - newpulse (05/27/2015) [-]
you look like a straight tyler oakley
User avatar #837 - ljxjlos (05/27/2015) [-]
That name does ring a bell but I can´t put my finger on where from.
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User avatar #184 - mordax (05/27/2015) [-]
I am 22.
But you speak about puberty and prime school, I don't know how much people change after there past 20 when you reach university.
But the thing about I not being the same as 5 years ago I don't agree, maybe I was different 10 years ago when I hated everyone and all that puberty bullshit. But 5 years ago I was the same boring person who spends most of his time on school or playing games.

Maybe you are true, sometimes a see people really change allot, specially those who physical change from being "big" to being "handsome", there personality will change really allot and such things, but if you come to accept yourself as who you are and you like yourself, you wont do much about changing yourself. But I will tell you a story:

My best friend when I was a kid and trough prime school, was this guy who I really liked because we had some common interests(soldiers, knights, guns, comics), we spend every hour of the day togeather doing stupid shit like fighting with stick and such.
So after a while when I was in highschool I changed a bit and started to like more computers, games, internet.. and he was more of a nature guy who liked sports, walking in the forest etc.
So our path changed, so we dont hear of each other so often, just because we dont have common interests.

SO WHAT DO I WANT TO TELL YOU?
I have dreams now that I will follow, and i set them around end of highschool. My goal is to find a similar person who will enjoy my dreams and I will enjoy hers.
Yes people change, but it takes time, its not that you going to change from today on tomorrow, you going to change slowly and if you have something common to share, its going to work..
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User avatar #247 - gladiumspiritus (05/27/2015) [-]
People do change, it's usually for good or for worse. But that's not always the reason. You don't really get to know a person until you spend a long time with them. The more time, the more you realize there is more to the person then you originally knew about.
I'd like to point out that you can 'learn to love', no one falls in love at first sight, it's just simple infatuation. Now infatuation can linger and mimic "love" but in the end, it's just temporary affection. Love can stand the test of time, it takes hard work and sacrifice in order to love another, it will be the realization that you cannot sustain a relationship merely on the sexual benefits or based upon your enjoyment. It will be the willingness to pursue and keep you two together even in the worst of times.
User avatar #175 - mordax (05/27/2015) [-]
Okey, its true that people change trough the years.. But this is just a thing to accept, but the difference cant be such big..
Please explain me than how is it possible to change so slow, for instance.. I will be who I am, all the time. Maybe I will be a bit different around the girl I am in love because I will try to do my best to get her, and I will change a bit if I will get her in my life.
BUT that's why its nice to get a girl with common interests or similar goals in life, than you have something similar to share with and what's better than have something nice with someone who likes it to share?

For instance, I would like to see the world one day, WHY NOT FINDING THE GIRL WHO LIKE DOING THAT TOO? WE BOTH HAVE SOMETHING TO BENEFIT AND WONT GET BORED.
User avatar #183 - livefromtokyo (05/27/2015) [-]
People do change, continually change.

I fell in love with my girlfriend in high school because of what we shared in common and our joys in life- we could have amazingly ,beautiful conversations from sunrise to sunrise. In university though she discovered that she had other interests and started to pursue them dance . She made different friends. I fell more and more in love with my field and as i wished to travel and lean more about the world- the less she wanted to do that and the more she wanted different thing in life. We had less conversations not because we were fighting but because the people who we were no longer fit together as well. Yes, we had inside jokes and shared memoirs but now we preferred different things and didn't share the same hobbies- our relationship wasn't growing and we weren't fitting together. Our laughs weren't the same when together. I adore girls who laugh loudly, boldly at the world- but she no longer did that. She now had a tailored, comfortable social laugh, to make people comfortable

we broke up. not messily, not badly. 2 years after we stared dating we broke up. we just parted because we had both changed. it's when you trap yourself in something for reason of nostalgia that issues are created
User avatar #186 - mordax (05/27/2015) [-]
Sad to hear that, yea I mean like I said down in the comment, people change allot around highschool, but around university, you probably already know what you want in your life, am I correct?
Thats why not allot of relationships work which were made in highscholl, prime etc,.. as much as I heard.
Well hope you will find a girl that will like your dreams and you will like hers..
User avatar #194 - livefromtokyo (05/27/2015) [-]
Well, as I said, She (we) Changed while during universitie.
One continually changes throughout life due to their environmental factors. You see the way the human body process information waits for no one and we learn skills whether of not our culture decides to call them skills. so our body/mind would loose and through away the skill of talking to people in large groups if say, someone stopped being a public speaker in class and locked themselves away in their room for 5 months. that person wouldn't be the same when they came out. even though the technically did "nothing"
But maybe the environmental change is due to moving, maybe it's getting another degree, maybe it's getting a new job and meeting new people (and talking to them) and experiencing new things and learning about the world.

Now, personally, my life as changed a lot since university. I now travel the world and film other cultures and learn about how different people live theirs lives, so i certainly have changed. The type of girl I'm interested has very much changed since university.



And dont worry, dont be sad, I think we are both happier now then we could have ever could have been with one another. And i have met some wonderful people.

tell me, what is your dream? what do you want in life?
User avatar #197 - mordax (05/27/2015) [-]
Well if you really want to know, I am making a list of places I want to see and experience, I think this flows in our family's blood because my dad and his brothers(my uncles) travelled allot around the world.
So my dream is to see everything on my list(which is expending) in my lifetime so what I want in my life is just someone that would enjoy it the same way I do, and of course that I would enjoy there decisions as much as they like it.. pretty boring I guess.
User avatar #244 - livefromtokyo (05/27/2015) [-]
That's pretty badass. I wish you luck!
you should start soon (if you haven't already)
User avatar #246 - mordax (05/27/2015) [-]
No I kinda have not. I mean, I saw allot of europe, but i didn't count this in my list because I want to expend a bit more and go abroad... Thank you anyway..
User avatar #181 - ljxjlos (05/27/2015) [-]
I´m sorry to ask, but how old are you? It´s not meant as an insult or anything, but you strike me as kinda unexperienced.

You will NOT be who you are forever. You, I, everybody else changes all the time - do you really think you are in any way who you were 5 years ago? Personal evolution is a thing and it´s a good thing, but it can have bad side effects like people growing apart - that´s just how it.

Hell, some of my best friends right now are people that I used to hate and fight all the time in Kindergarten/first class.

That´s not a bad thing, it just makes a relationship that can survive the constant change even better.

Also, being different and still loving/supporting each other can be just as great as being similar. Love isn´t that singular and it sure isn´t possible in one way only.
User avatar #184 - mordax (05/27/2015) [-]
I am 22.
But you speak about puberty and prime school, I don't know how much people change after there past 20 when you reach university.
But the thing about I not being the same as 5 years ago I don't agree, maybe I was different 10 years ago when I hated everyone and all that puberty bullshit. But 5 years ago I was the same boring person who spends most of his time on school or playing games.

Maybe you are true, sometimes a see people really change allot, specially those who physical change from being "big" to being "handsome", there personality will change really allot and such things, but if you come to accept yourself as who you are and you like yourself, you wont do much about changing yourself. But I will tell you a story:

My best friend when I was a kid and trough prime school, was this guy who I really liked because we had some common interests(soldiers, knights, guns, comics), we spend every hour of the day togeather doing stupid shit like fighting with stick and such.
So after a while when I was in highschool I changed a bit and started to like more computers, games, internet.. and he was more of a nature guy who liked sports, walking in the forest etc.
So our path changed, so we dont hear of each other so often, just because we dont have common interests.

SO WHAT DO I WANT TO TELL YOU?
I have dreams now that I will follow, and i set them around end of highschool. My goal is to find a similar person who will enjoy my dreams and I will enjoy hers.
Yes people change, but it takes time, its not that you going to change from today on tomorrow, you going to change slowly and if you have something common to share, its going to work..

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#944 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
These last two are cute but if you don't watch all of them I'm gunna tell ur mum  and yes, there will be a pop quiz
These last two are cute but if you don't watch all of them I'm gunna tell ur mum and yes, there will be a pop quiz
User avatar #945 to #944 - ljxjlos (05/06/2015) [-]
You´re not that evil, you wouldn´t tell me mum.
User avatar #951 to #945 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
Don't ******* test me
#943 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
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User avatar #946 to #943 - ljxjlos (05/06/2015) [-]
si auwl
#942 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
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User avatar #947 to #942 - ljxjlos (05/06/2015) [-]
Josh put toothpastes on his nipples using a lasesword because of this guy. I don´t know what to thnk bout it.
#949 to #947 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
Normal behaviour for Josh I'd say
Normal behaviour for Josh I'd say
User avatar #952 to #949 - ljxjlos (05/06/2015) [-]
I´m afraid that´s not totally wrong.
#941 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
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#940 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
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User avatar #948 to #940 - ljxjlos (05/06/2015) [-]
Ae yu even allowed to use that? With you having a girl and being a normie and all that?
User avatar #950 to #948 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
Who's gonna stop me?
#939 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
My collection is slowly growing so I'm posting a few new ones
My collection is slowly growing so I'm posting a few new ones
#918 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
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User avatar #919 to #918 - ljxjlos (03/19/2015) [-]
SOmetimes I really wonder what the hell is going on in your brain.
User avatar #921 to #920 - ljxjlos (03/19/2015) [-]
...man.

So, other then the fact that you´re up late at night posting webms.

How´s life going?
User avatar #922 to #921 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
Well....I found a shrink but I couldn't get an appointment before the 22.4. so I'm visiting my family in a few days and hope I don't **** myself in the bus....yay

And yours?
User avatar #923 to #922 - ljxjlos (03/19/2015) [-]
Damn, man:I nearly another month to go:I - travel per meinfernbus.com , they have toilets. Or per train.

Eh, okay, I guess:I fighting with the parents is slowly starting to turn into a war, my sleeping problems get worse and worse, but other then that it´s going aight, I guess...
User avatar #924 to #923 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
Nah, we travel Flixbus, but they and MeinFernbus fusioned anyway. We already traveled with them a few times, problem is just about 60% of the travels the toilet was either clogged or full. And I'm just worried that will happen again. And per Train is just too costly, that would be about 80€ per person and trip. For that money we could go back to flying again....

What are you fighting about with them? And maybe you should see a Therapist about those sleeping problems....
User avatar #925 to #924 - ljxjlos (03/20/2015) [-]
Ah, okay - I meant any type of fernbus, really, meinfernbus is just the one that I know/use.D

Really? Usually it´s okay when I use it...huh.
Oh, shot, yeah, that´d be a bit too much.

Everything, man, everything.

Yeah, I probably should, mayu says the same - but I kinda don´t want, it´s weird.

Hell...I just worked nightshift and was allowed to leave early because I had nothing to do. Came home to find my cat was missing, didn´t come home tonight - usually she ALWAYS comes home at 9.
Just spend an hour walking through the woods with my handy flashlight and a can of catfood to rattle around so I could find her. Seriously. Creepy. As. **** .
User avatar #926 to #925 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Maybe just bad luck or because it's a not so much used route, dunno. I hope it's better now because of the fusion. Really, toilet is one of the ******* crucial things in those things.

Yeah, that's pretty much the reason why the whole Fernbus business is booming so much right now. DB thought they could just raise praises more and more and nobody would use the bus and now they're ******** enough bricks to build the chinese wall.

Well, maybe that's the reason for your sleeping problems? Hell I ain't no therapist but it pretty much sounds like it. But it would probably still be best if you would see one. I never wanted to go either, never even wanted to see a normal doctor. But at some point it's just necessary....

Aww **** man, that sucks. But yeah, maybe it wouldn't be that creepy if you wouldn't read so many creepypastas. Did you find the kitty?
User avatar #927 to #926 - ljxjlos (03/20/2015) [-]
Might be, might be - hell, toilets are crucial everywhere. I could probably do without most modern inventions...but damn, the only reason why I wouldn´t want to travel back in time are the ******* ******** .

Yeah, kinda ****** themselves up trying it that way, to be honest.

I guess, I guess - probably the point where I can´t do anything but go see one will come...

Well, that kind of creepy, too - but mostly the " ************ , I KNOW that there are giant-ass Wildschweine around here because I see them all the time while "jogging" and I hear sounds everywhere. I guess getting ****** up by 200 Kilo of pure Wildsau-Rage would be a pretty ******* aweful death"-kind of creepy.
But yeah, I found here - wouldn´t be on, otherwise - I honestly wouldn´t be able to sleep if I knew she was still out
User avatar #928 to #927 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
**** man, I ******* love my toilet. If I had to move somewhere with only an outhouse I probably would die.

But honestly, it's probably better if you go now because if you go when there's no other point you will be quite ****** already

lol yeah, one doesn't really realize it in the daily average life but a Wildschwein is pretty ******* deadly. Those sneaky buggers

Damn, glad to hear that dude
User avatar #929 to #928 - ljxjlos (03/20/2015) [-]
Same. Toilets and showers. Hell, I´ve nearly had fistfights because people called me gay for paying money to take a shower and a **** in a real toilet on festivals...hygene is ******* important.

Too late, man, too late - I´m already pretty ****** . Nothing big, like in your case, but nearly everything in my body works slightly wrong making it quite impossible for me to EVER be really healthy. Just imagine a lego-set where every second part is one knob too long or too short...that´s basically how I am

Hell, those things will **** you up. My grandpa is a government approved hunter so I got to see those things up close quite often as a kid (dead, tho) - seriously, I wouldn´t want to stand in ones way. And I know that there are several young ones in the forest of our house right now, so the grown-ups are aggressive as **** . I was honestly afraid while I walked through the woods...

Thanks.D
User avatar #930 to #929 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Eh to be honest if I don't have to go out or I would be on a festival showers aren't that important to me and by now I'm content with any kind if toilet when I go anywhere...but I get where you're coming from And my home toilet still is the best

Well then dude phone a ******* therapist. When even your girlfriend tells you it's probably best...and she should know

Well then it's good you got your kitty back before anything happened to her. Although she could probably outsmart them or dodge them
User avatar #931 to #930 - ljxjlos (03/20/2015) [-]
Nah, I need my luxury in that case.D And I really like my shower. I´ve never been a goodlooking guy so I have to at least make sure I´m not ugly AND dirty.D

Meeeeeeeeeeh, can´t stand therapists

She could, yeah, but there´s als marders, foxes and other, faster animals...wouldn´t want to risk it, you know...
User avatar #932 to #931 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Fine by me, I would probably shower a lot more if I didn't have so goddamn long hair

I don't even know if I will, but I really don't have much choice by now. And bruuuuuuuh. I dunno how much it affects her but Mayu is probably worried for you, too. If not for you then go for her

Well it's a risk for her luxury of being able to go outside. Feel kinda bad for our kitties...
User avatar #933 to #932 - ljxjlos (03/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, I remember how annoying the long hair was while showering. I´m letting mine grow out again...at least the top...not really looking forward to the part where showering gets annoying again, tbh.

Meeeeeeeh, I´ll see.

Well, if they learned how to stay indoors, it´s no problem as lng as they entertain themselves and you make time for them, I think.
User avatar #934 to #933 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Problem is I look even more stupid with short hair and Vera really likes it So it's defo gonna stay at least for quite some time

Bruuuuh

Yeah they aren't unhappy it's just that for about a year now our building is getting new insulation and we're getting a new balcony...eventually. However the old balcony is alread removed for almost a year now and it was their...well you know, outside connection. They could sniff the wind, watch the birds and all. And that's gone for so long already now...
User avatar #935 to #934 - ljxjlos (03/20/2015) [-]
Ya, depends on the tastes. I really love the decision to go short, tho. I looked idiotic with long hair and the undercut works wonders...just trying to grow it out so I can pull it back in some kind of samurai-knot so I can save on the ******* hairspray.

Well, that´s all that matters in the end, isn´t it?
Oh, damn:I Ever thought about taking them on a leash? I mean, it´s ******* weird and everything, but at least it´d be something...

By the way, I´ll probably fall asleep rather soon...It´s already nearly 5... **** . *********** . So, either way, if I fall asleep, goodnight write ya later and all that.
User avatar #936 to #935 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
I liked you with long hair, goddamn sexy bruh no homo

Nah, firstly leash is indeed ******* ridiculous and per rent contract they have to be indoors cats. So the balcony was really the best solution, they loved it out there and would always sleep on the laundry rack where Vera always put a blanket over it for them. Probably liked the smell of fresh laundry It's just so goddamn ridiculous because they broke off the balcony around May or June or so last year and then did literally ******* until somewhen around christmas last year. We didn't have a balcony the whole ******* summer, could hardly ventilate the ******* apartment because the windows aren't cat safe and they did no ******* work for most of the year

lol yeah I should probably go, too, but I don't want to :/ Anyway, good night already if you do fall asleep
User avatar #937 to #936 - ljxjlos (03/20/2015) [-]
...naaaaah

Really? that´s rather ****** . No way to get the vermieter to do it due to contract? I think leaving it that long isn´t really legal, as you pay more for a room with balcony then for one without.

Thanks. I´m already up and I´m ******* dying. Need to be ready at 4, need to bring the cat to the doctor because she seems to walk a bit weird, and I feel like I could sleep anpther 34 hours.D
User avatar #938 to #937 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Yeah it's pretty ****** , apparently there were some architectural problems with the city regulations but no way to know for sure. And we can't force them to do it but we will make a rent reduction once we have the new one and know how long our balcony was gone. Don't think they can do anything about that

Yeah well dude, maybe if you went to a therapist you could sleep better and function better in everyday life
#911 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
It's a little late, but here's a webm for your birthday, bby
It's a little late, but here's a webm for your birthday, bby
User avatar #912 to #911 - ljxjlos (02/28/2015) [-]
Thanks...I guess? You really like that whole Webm-thingie, doya?
#913 to #912 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
What gave me away?
What gave me away?
User avatar #914 to #913 - ljxjlos (03/01/2015) [-]
Shouldn´t have tried to blame the butler for the murder.
User avatar #915 to #914 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
But the butler is always the murderer
User avatar #916 to #915 - ljxjlos (03/01/2015) [-]
NOT THIS TIME!
#917 to #916 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Seems like a bichs's about to die
#908 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
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User avatar #909 to #908 - ljxjlos (02/24/2015) [-]
That´s seriously creepy and reminds me of Mythbusters. What the hell.
#837 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
D-do you like my webms, ljxjlos-kun?
D-do you like my webms, ljxjlos-kun?
User avatar #859 to #837 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
Noice. I guess he didn´t **** up your figurines, then?
User avatar #860 to #859 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Not yet, at least. But Luna did, she threw down a carton with around 30 of them standing on it. Needless to say I wasn't very pleased
User avatar #897 to #860 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
I really don´t want to imagine this. Really.

Meh, Videogames are boring. At least to many of those.
User avatar #898 to #897 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Aww cmon, it would be cute

But in Kerbal Space Program you can build rockets and fly to the Mun! Or explode halfway there!
And in Besiege you can build contraptions to kill people and take down fortifications!
User avatar #899 to #898 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
It would be the ******* definition of evil.D

meeeeeeeeh. meeeeeeh. Those are computer games, are they? I can deal with videogames, but I ******* hate playing on a computer, tbh:I
User avatar #900 to #899 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Tell Schnabel to never breed

Duddde, you're saying videogames are lame. Yet you only play on a console? Of course those are ******* lame!
User avatar #901 to #900 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
I think he knows that I want him to never breed.

Nah, playing on a computer is annoying as hell - two many ******* buttons...-.- I prefer a controller. Also, portable consoles are the ******* best.
User avatar #902 to #901 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Dude, it's not like most games utilize the whole keyboard Most don't use more buttons than your average controller. And portables are the ******* worst
User avatar #903 to #902 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
ya, but you still have to sit somewhere where you can reach the whole keyboard. Computer gaming ist just annoying to me.

Nah, portables are the best, play everywhere, awesome games, etc.
User avatar #904 to #903 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
I never thought I would have a casual as a friend
User avatar #905 to #904 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
Just a casual gamer - I´m non-casual in other stuff to make up for it.
User avatar #906 to #905 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
And still I weep
User avatar #907 to #906 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
Meh, I stay casual and proud of it.
User avatar #879 to #860 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
Same, same, they are damn fantastic, but unless you´re completely settled, financially, it´s nothing one can justify buying. I´d love the Millenium Falcon, too. Or one of the LotR-Sets. Isengard is fantastic.
User avatar #880 to #879 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Well, to be fair, they kind of are a financiall investment that will pay off. The stuff will only go up in price, at least if you treat it good. Aaand I have the ultimate collectors AT-ST My dad was awesome and got it for me on christmas a few years back
User avatar #881 to #880 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
Ye, but still - University isn´t exactly the time to make big financial investments in Lego-Form, eh?
And I think it only grows in worth if you leave it packaged, doesn´t it?

Nice.D I got the first AT-AT that Lego did, it was pretty neat.
User avatar #882 to #881 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Yeah I guess. Problem is, like I said, the stuff will get more expensive so it would be good to buy it as early as possible Or just buy gold, that's most of the time a pretty good investment, too. And yeah, it will be worth more in OVP, but it already is worth a lot if it only has all the parts

Yeah that one was sweet, I got it, too. Bought it a few years back used from eBay, sadly without packaging but eh. I really only wanted it because it's a hella cool model. The motorized one Lego made looks retarded as hell
User avatar #883 to #882 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
Sure, sure - but well - can´t buy anything without money.D

It´s neat - yeah, I still got the packaging, but it´s rather damaged
They did a motorized one? NEver saw that one, tbh...oO
#884 to #883 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Sell your ass on the curb

It looks quite retarded and the walking motion even more. You didn't miss much

How's your butt, btw?
User avatar #885 to #884 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
Nah, I prefer keeping my anal virginity.

Yah, it looks kinda retarded, I think I prefer the original one.

I think I´m over it - I just hope it stays that way.
#886 to #885 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Well, does a rectal exam count as anal virginity taken? Because I like to think of myself that mine is still intact

Even the second redesign they did for the AT-AT looks worse than the first one. The whole movement away from printing directly on blocks was a general bad move in my opinion

Good to hear, I'll drück dir die daumen, no idea what that is in english
User avatar #887 to #886 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
I honestly did not need to know that
But man, I got a Magenspieglung some months ago - it was done orally, tho, because I was 100% against people stuffing stuff up my butt - and damn - I´d do another one every day, the drugged me so goddamn bad, I slept 4 hours in the doctors office and 17 at home - normally I have barely 3 hours of "real" sleep. I´ve never felt as alive as when I woke up afterwards.

That one isn´t that bad, tho, imo. The head looks nice.
User avatar #888 to #887 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Huh? I had already told you I had to get a Darmspiegelung. It was okay, they pumped me full of aneastheticum and I slept through all of it. But I had honestly hoped for an experience like you described it I was perfectly fine afterwards

Yeah the head is fine, the rest not so much. Also it looks a good amount smaller then ours and it can't shoot Speederbikes out it's butt
User avatar #889 to #888 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
Ya, but I thought it was done orally as it was done with me. Yeah, it was fantastic. But I know the girl who did my aneastheticum (Schnabels GF, if you remember him from school) and told her that she should make sure that I don´t feel ANYTHING

oh damn, I completely forgot that it could do that. I should rebuilt it.D

By the way, I think I´m finally done right now so Imma try to get some sleep because I´m seriously half dead right now. Seeya later.
User avatar #890 to #889 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
I don't think you can look into the intestines through the mouth :o
Schnabel has a doctor girlfriend?

You definitely should!!

Alright, good luck
User avatar #891 to #890 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
Nurse, not daughter.D

Ya, I completely destroyed it and built other stuff with it, tbh, as I always do
User avatar #892 to #891 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Daughter?

Yeah I always did that, too. But I left most of my Star Wars sets untouched because tbh those sets are ******* amazing
User avatar #893 to #892 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
Oh Goddamn, I´m still dead tired.D Doctor

yeah, they sure are, but I couldn´t ever help me, I had to try to built something better.D
User avatar #894 to #893 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Dude, you got me really confused there. Like "Schnabel...Daughter.....wat...."

Maybe you should try some building computer games
User avatar #895 to #894 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
Nah, man, nah.

And...nah, man, nah Not too fond of video games.
User avatar #896 to #895 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
lol I imagine a little girl with his face....

What are you, a casul?
User avatar #861 to #860 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
Ouch...oO That doesn´t sound too great. Did anything break?
User avatar #862 to #861 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Well, I got lucky, really. A few things broke but they usually only brake at the glue spots so I could simply glue them back on. And none of the more fragile parts broke because all landed on the carpet.

It could have been worse, like that time when she jumped on the wardrobe and threw every single one down to the floor. A lot more stuff was broken back then, but again I got lucky and could fix most of it
User avatar #863 to #862 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
Sounds like a nervewrecking hobby, man Luckily most of my lego-stuff is in my old house where my cat can´t break it, I´m proud of that stuff.
User avatar #864 to #863 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
It really is, with cats. Well they just don't understand the love and nerve put into those things so I can't be more than grumpy, in the end.

You sure your parents won't throw out those things? Or give them away? Because my sister gave some of our old toys to the neighbors kid without asking
User avatar #865 to #864 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure - being mad at them would be kinda void of all reason

Nah, a) they don´t go to the old house anymore, at least not in my room and b) the lego is locked in and I got the key.D That stuff would be worth thousands if I took the time to collect it, sort it, etc.D
User avatar #866 to #865 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Yeah mostly because they don't give a **** as long as the waterpistol stays out.

Wow, you really took precautions about that Mine is mostly still with my parents, apart from my Lego Star Wars collection, but I trust them with it

Jesus christ, ZDFinfo is doing a doku on the Internet, cringe all along
User avatar #867 to #866 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
Obviously, that **** is worth money - hell, some of the figurines alone are worth around 30,35 Euro each

I don´t even doubt that.D
User avatar #868 to #867 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Dude, you probably should sell some of that stuff

It's about the same level as the Ragnarök Doku, of you know that one
User avatar #869 to #868 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
I definitely should - but I´m too lazy and I´m hoping that they´ll get more expensive by the time. For example, a Lego Boba Fett I got was worth 70 Euro in 2010, now it´s already at 95.D

Oh god, yes - I remember - wasn´t Kevin in there? from the back at least?
User avatar #870 to #869 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Jesus, I really doubt the sanity of people who are willing to pay that much for a plastic figurine. My little Warhammer figures cost around 3€ per figure new and that's already considered overpriced

Don't know, to be honest I never watched it completely becaue I just had to stop, but I remember Effibrilium
User avatar #871 to #870 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
In all honesty? I couldn´t care less if they´re sane or not as long as I get my money.D
And hell, if they got the money - why sit on it?
I´m rather sure, tho, that there are also some incredibly expensive Warhammer-Figures.D

Oh goddamn, Yeah - I remember that.D
User avatar #872 to #871 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
That's the spirit! And those people probably have too much money anways

Yeah there are, but they are usually huge chunks of resin Tho I guess there are some old metal figurines that sell for a ridiculous amount of money

That word alone basically discredited the whole doku
User avatar #873 to #872 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
That´s what I mean - hell, the most expensive Lego-Piece is a platinum-bionicle mask worth 15k

User avatar #874 to #873 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Holy moly, and I thought the limited X-Wing canopy windows were expensive
User avatar #875 to #874 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
How much are those? I had 3 X-Wings.D
#876 to #875 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Nah not the normal ones, this one

I can't remember the exact price but they went for a lot of money in the trading forums. Probably even more now
User avatar #877 to #876 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
Ah, okay, explains much God, I loved those overly detailed big-ass sets. Nearly bought the Star Destroyer once.
#878 to #877 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Yeah, those are REALLY cool. I really really wanted this one and considered buying it since I saw a "cheap" one on eBay for around 350€ and they will only get more expensive....but then again, I don't I can personally justify paying over 300 bucks for that and I realized I had no idea where to put it in our apartment
#840 to #839 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
B-baka!
User avatar #841 to #840 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
I´m sorry, dood:I
User avatar #842 to #841 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
You're just saying that, ljxjlos-kun! I know you're lying!
#843 to #842 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
Gotya.

sorry, man, I´m too ****** up to be witty right now, I can hardly even think:I
User avatar #844 to #843 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
We could go to bed, ljxjlos-kun :^)
User avatar #845 to #844 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
I´m sparing you the gruesome details, man, but my bowels are literally rebelling against me right now. If your bed is not made of porcelain, I doubt that it would be too great an idea.
User avatar #846 to #845 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
**** man, I know those times. You can only hold onto your surroundings and hope that the gods may grant you a merciful death
User avatar #847 to #846 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
>implying I´m not already praying for a fast and painless death.

Yah, it´s hell...but at least I can be sure that there will be no illness left in me by sunrise. Because there will be literally nothing left.
User avatar #848 to #847 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Well the whole thing would be a lot cooler if nothing left would equal no more cramps. But sadly there can be cramps without ****
User avatar #849 to #848 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
Goddamnit. Like, seriously, normally I like to think that gods may exist, but those are the times that shake my belief.
User avatar #850 to #849 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Maybe they exist and want to see you ******** your intestines out
User avatar #851 to #850 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
I...I honestly don´t want to keep thinking that thought.
User avatar #852 to #851 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
You don't need to, there's pictures of that on the internet
User avatar #853 to #852 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
That kinda doesn´t make it better, dood.
User avatar #854 to #853 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
There's also porn of it
User avatar #855 to #854 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
I´m enjoying the fact that I´m not vomiting right now, I would like to keep it that way.

What I´m trying to say: pls stop.
User avatar #856 to #855 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
There is no stopping where this is headed
User avatar #857 to #856 - ljxjlos (02/12/2015) [-]
pllllllllsssssss.

but seriously, man - no **** . Like. Really. No **** . That **** upsets me right now.

how does your new cat behave?
User avatar #858 to #857 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
It really went surprisingly well. He's a cute little cuddlehungry ****** and he strolled around the apartment like he owns this **** since the day he arrived here. The other two were at first very sceptical and didn't come out of their corners for the whole first day but by now they all three like each other well enough and play together already and even occasionally cuddle with each other
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Dood. this again?
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Fifty Shades of ****
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Yay Big Bang Theory
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This one is golden
This one is golden
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