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#2044 - **lizardnigger rolls 109,131,252** uwatch 07/20/2014 on Top 10 Things I like About FJ 0
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If a train leaves moscow, pumpkin.
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Because he obviously din't get gold in all stages from the previous worlds.
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User avatar #96 - fukkendragonite (05/28/2014) [-]
So a few days have passed since Saturday.

Come on... give me what you got. I know you want to....
User avatar #99 to #98 - fukkendragonite (05/29/2014) [-]
I want to see that. Makes them passionate and more determined next season. I'd be concerned if there were no tears.

Still, how did you do in the playoffs? NotInThem Forest
User avatar #100 to #99 - lizardnigger (05/29/2014) [-]
you're only gonna end up in the same league as us next year anyway
User avatar #101 to #100 - fukkendragonite (05/29/2014) [-]
You sound pleased with that somehow... As if you're eager to come back down to Pride Park and face another 5-nil drubbing.
User avatar #102 to #101 - lizardnigger (05/29/2014) [-]
if we geas
in juries like adfjktgain
khen s
User avatar #103 to #102 - lizardnigger (05/29/2014) [-]
my keyboard is fucked, sorry bout that
on screen keyboard now
'if we get injuries like that again then yes'
User avatar #104 to #103 - fukkendragonite (05/29/2014) [-]
To be fair, you won't get injuries like that again because you actually have a coach now and not a dictator like Billy Davies. He didn't know the first thing about training, so I think he must have been overtraining players. I mean pretty much all of your injuries were in training so what does that tell you? And Andy Reid kept getting ankle injuries because he's too top heavy and his ankles couldn't support the weight haha

But seriously... We've had our captain out for 2 years, how can you complain about injuries? We've had about 9 or 10 players out this season, but we managed their fitness better and used the emergency loan windows. Injuries aren't an excuse. What might be an excuse is the fact that you had about 8 strikers at the club and none of them could score consistently. Or the fact that for all his shot-stopping qualities, Karl Darlow can't organise a defence for shit.
User avatar #105 to #104 - lizardnigger (05/29/2014) [-]
We can use excuses as an injury because you have been able to replace those players because they were (mostly?) injured before January.
User avatar #106 to #105 - fukkendragonite (05/29/2014) [-]
That's not true either. We made 2 signings in January and neither were to cover injuries. But we did use the emergency loan window before and after January so that we had players like Kalifa Cisse who was pay-as-you-play and barely played. He only got game time when players were looking tired or needed a rest. We brought in cover pre-emptively as opposed to the situation you lot had which was "blind panic transfers".

Plus, look at the team you had against us. That is no weak side. Paterson, Majewski, Lascelles, Fox... Those players would walk into any side in the league.
User avatar #107 to #106 - lizardnigger (05/30/2014) [-]
Majewski is fucking shite recently but when he's in form he's great. Last two seasons were shit for him.
User avatar #108 to #107 - fukkendragonite (05/30/2014) [-]
Heh, sounds like the problem we have with Ward. He always picks it up for the big games though
#97 to #96 - lizardnigger (05/29/2014) [-]
so i lol'd to shit when zamora scored
it wasnt until last night that I remembered you were here and i was nearly crying like Hughes with laughter
User avatar #94 - lizardnigger (05/06/2014) [-]
#82 - fukkendragonite (03/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #84 to #83 - fukkendragonite (03/23/2014) [-]
That's just not true though...Most of your players yesterday would get into our team easily. Plus, you can be unlucky with a couple of injuries, but if you're getting that many injuries then you have to question the training regimes.

I mean look at Andy Reid, he was rushed back from injury last week and has gone back out for more time on the sidelines in a completely different, unrelated injury.

PLUS, our club captain has been out for 2 years now, plus an injured Will Hughes, a suspended John Eustace and Paul Coutts won't be back until at least Christmas and has been out since October 2013. And let's not forget Jamie Ward being majorly unfit and coming off injured after half an hour.

On a serious note, no pisstake intended here: How are you feeling about Billy Davies now? I've heard from some Forest fans that considering he won't talk to fans or any media that he should go.
User avatar #85 to #84 - lizardnigger (03/24/2014) [-]
Derby's injuries were before the January window, so you've replaced them. 9 injuries is an absolute joke. We must be doing UFC in training.

And any fans question BD are absolute cunts, tell them I said that. Look at how well Forest were playing before January. 5-0 v West Ham. 6 points off 2nd with 2 games in hand. We wouldn't lose to Wigan 4-1 if we had our full team
User avatar #86 to #85 - fukkendragonite (03/24/2014) [-]
We didn't though strengthen much though really. We mainly used the emergency loan windows before and after January, which Forest could have just as easily done.

Well he's been sacked now, Neil Warnock set to take over. Thoughts on Warnock? Personally, I already didn't like him so it's an easy transition from a Rams fan point of view haha
User avatar #87 to #86 - lizardnigger (03/24/2014) [-]
Warnock is the ugliest motherfucker in football (perhaps apart from Ribery).
He's good on a budget though, so it'd be interesting to see what he does with all this money floating around. He isn't the long term solution though.
User avatar #88 to #87 - fukkendragonite (03/24/2014) [-]
Yeah I can't imagine he would be long term. He's a good manager, but he's had some dodgy accusations hang over his head so...
User avatar #89 to #88 - lizardnigger (04/08/2014) [-]
...and Warnock never did get the job

praise allah
#90 to #89 - fukkendragonite (04/08/2014) [-]
Your saviour kissing the DCFC badge

Top lel
User avatar #92 to #90 - lizardnigger (04/09/2014) [-]
Ah I've found why.
“No disrespect to Derby,” he said in 2005. “But I have to say I could never work for that club in any capacity. And I mean never. People might say I’m being ridiculous but that’s just just the way it is. Even if I was desperate and they were the only club around, I couldn’t do it. I’d rather go on the dole and take my chances. Away at Derby used to be the highlight of the season for me. I used to walk out at the Baseball Ground and give their fans a girly wave. Then it would be over to the Forest fans to give them a proper salute. I’d do the same in front of the Kop at Anfield as well – just to stoke up that little extra bit of ill feeling, you understand? There would be old woman at Derby shouting and screaming at me, coins landing round my feet and people spitting at me whenever I turned my back to take a throw-in. Christ, they bloody hated me. But, for me, that’s what football’s all about. I would think: ‘Yeah, that’s right, give me as good as you can – I’m representing that lot in the corner over there.’ Honestly, I used to love nothing more than walking out at a ground when you knew everyone hated your guts.”

Then in May 2006, he wore a Derby County shirt when playing in Ted McMinn’s benefit match against Glasgow Rangers. When he scored a goal, he kissed the badge in front of the Derby fans. We’ll assume he was on another wind up!**

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User avatar #93 to #92 - fukkendragonite (04/09/2014) [-]
lol, yeah I remember hearing about it. It was definitely a Derby shirt
User avatar #91 to #90 - lizardnigger (04/09/2014) [-]
it would be a lel if that wasn't a Newcastle shirt
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#56 to #55 - nyaga (11/04/2013) [-]
real niggas build shit in survival mode.
User avatar #57 to #56 - lizardnigger (11/04/2013) [-]
Hold on then. I'll get a screenshot of my base from CowCraft, a survival server.
#61 to #60 - lizardnigger (11/04/2013) [-]
I don't play survival anywhere else so that'll be it.
#62 to #61 - nyaga (11/04/2013) [-]
did you really want to be a real nigga that badly?
did you really want to be a real nigga that badly?
User avatar #63 to #62 - lizardnigger (11/06/2013) [-]
Well, I got someone else to build most of it, so no,
User avatar #46 - sirfiiddlesticks ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
you still owe me 15$ faggot
User avatar #78 to #46 - lizardnigger (03/13/2014) [-]
Nevar forget
User avatar #79 to #78 - sirfiiddlesticks ONLINE (03/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #80 to #79 - lizardnigger (03/13/2014) [-]
I still haven't found a job even though I've been actively looking

you will receive the 15$
User avatar #81 to #80 - sirfiiddlesticks ONLINE (03/13/2014) [-]
Thank you good sir.
#15 - strangesir (05/17/2013) [-]
I typed "lizardnigger" into Google.

Sadly, no lizard niggers were to be found.
User avatar #38 to #15 - lizardnigger (05/24/2013) [-]
then google is wrong.
User avatar #39 to #38 - strangesir (05/24/2013) [-]
Eh, I believe it. Nothing Google isn't perfect.
User avatar #41 to #39 - lizardnigger (05/24/2013) [-]
it are the niggest
User avatar #43 to #42 - lizardnigger (05/24/2013) [-]
Anyway, what kind of life brought you to coming to my profile and then googling the name?
#44 to #43 - strangesir (05/24/2013) [-]
A life of playing vidja gayums and passing in most subjects in school except for math because I hate the shit out of it so I had to go to summer school and pass it to move on to the next grade. Before that about a mere few months ago I became bisexual but in a specific way and over the past few years I have become more and more insane on the inside little by little not showing a lot at all to the public social eye or to any of my family so I ended up talking to myself a shit ton and thinking about all sorts of stuff and at a point I decided I wanted to be a game designer when I'm done with school although at first I wanted to be a programmer but then math happened and I was all like FUQ DAT SHEET so I wanted to become a designer instead and I'll probably go to Full Sail University in Florida when I'm older not just for the game designing job but also to meet a friend of mine or three and perhaps have a strong relationship with one including sexual things because as I stated earlier I am bisexual.

Oh, wait, I think I went off-topic...

Let's just say I found you and the rest is history eh?
#3 - oliviliv (02/28/2013) [-]
Heer take some free gif-ts.
Heer take some free gif-ts.
User avatar #64 to #14 - lizardnigger (11/24/2013) [-]
well hello
where did this coome from
User avatar #13 to #7 - lizardnigger (05/11/2013) [-]
I still lose my shit at these
#1 - oliviliv (02/25/2013) [-]
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