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lizandtim

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Gender: female
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Location:bolingbrook il
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Content Thumbs: 182 total,  347 ,  165
Comment Thumbs: 559 total,  1507 ,  948
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 16 Content: New Here → Level 17 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 155 Comments: Faptastic → Level 156 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:8
Content Views:29831
Times Content Favorited:18 times
Total Comments Made:909
FJ Points:1090
Favorite Tags: Horny (2)

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    Uploaded: 06/03/12
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#2 - Comment deleted 06/10/2014 on johnsonjeremy's profile 0
#95 - Picture 04/22/2014 on Just some facts +1
#149 - a towel 01/27/2014 on Super people +1
#31 - what do you expect for 28 cents?  [+] (5 replies) 01/19/2014 on We've been lied to our... +2
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#75 - bjartur (01/19/2014) [-]
wat we have some here ( and they taste so fucking good )

They cost 3 usd in faroe islands
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#44 - anahbell (01/19/2014) [-]
58 here.
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#45 - frenzyhero (01/19/2014) [-]
I get mine for 13, but i have to walk so damn far to get them.
#72 - anon (01/19/2014) [-]
"Oh this guy has to walk longer than these other people, let's manufacture special noodles for him"
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#83 - frenzyhero (01/19/2014) [-]
13 cents noodles.

Also, I'm unsure of what you're trying to say.
#3969 - kidnap you say?  [+] (2 replies) 04/24/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist +1
#3971 - flieslikepies (04/24/2013) [-]
It's as easy as kicking a cow

Step one:
Find the baby of your dreams (if it has a beard it's not a baby!)

Step two:
Take it (Pretend you are stealing candy from a baby)

Step tree:
Do not get caught (Do not get caught)

Step four:
If you fail step tree, go back to one
If you accomplished to not get caught you are a happy owner of a new baby
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#4098 - lizandtim (04/29/2013) [-]
seems legit as fuck
#3964 - My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for 2 years, …  [+] (5 replies) 04/24/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist 0
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#4003 - flamedragoon (04/25/2013) [-]
tell the storke you want your money back
#3967 - flieslikepies (04/24/2013) [-]
lf adoption doesn't work for you, you could always kidnap a cute one :)
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#3969 - lizandtim (04/24/2013) [-]
kidnap you say?
#3971 - flieslikepies (04/24/2013) [-]
It's as easy as kicking a cow

Step one:
Find the baby of your dreams (if it has a beard it's not a baby!)

Step two:
Take it (Pretend you are stealing candy from a baby)

Step tree:
Do not get caught (Do not get caught)

Step four:
If you fail step tree, go back to one
If you accomplished to not get caught you are a happy owner of a new baby
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#4098 - lizandtim (04/29/2013) [-]
seems legit as fuck
#131 - saw this on ifunny the other day  [+] (3 replies) 03/23/2013 on title 0
#134 - jtwagner (03/23/2013) [-]
yfw?
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#133 - clittyrubquick (03/23/2013) [-]
I thought I was the only iFunny user here!
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#135 - lizandtim (03/23/2013) [-]
nope, my fellow ifunny user my profile username is "turtle92" :)