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#90 - Here's a summary: If it comes into contact with matter, it cre…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2012 on Most Expensive Material 0
User avatar #126 - smittywrbmnjnsn (12/26/2012) [-]
Well, not unimaginable.
A quantity of antimatter the size of a grain of sand, would make an explosion equivalent to a firecracker.
But you're right, it's pretty powerful.
#158 - markonj (12/26/2012) [-]
I'd pay to see that.
From afar
And the grains of sand were planets
#44 - I... i didn't even notice i read it wrong. oh well 12/26/2012 on Watching porn is good 0
#181 - Picture 12/16/2012 on kinda feel 0
#107 - why all 8? switch to a normal tab like funnyjunk or facebook, … 12/15/2012 on That moment -6
#332 - 4) You're **** buddies. 12/14/2012 on which are you +15
#45 - I counted 700 11/15/2012 on Because you want to know +1
#287 - ******* **** WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO ALL THE WARNINGS  [+] (4 new replies) 11/13/2012 on Badass Level:9000 +8
User avatar #289 - TrickyTehDj (11/13/2012) [-]
What games do they spoil?
User avatar #292 - nightmaren (11/13/2012) [-]
Halo 4. I don't know the other 2.
User avatar #294 - TrickyTehDj (11/13/2012) [-]
It's black ops 2, Assassins creed 3, and Halo 4. I read it just to tell you, because I probably wasn't going to play any of them, and I'm not except for Assassins creed 3, but I already knew that.
User avatar #297 - nightmaren (11/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, I don't care for the other 2, other than Halo 4, but I already beat that.
#331 - I do that when my phone is in my pocket, looks like i'm gropin… 11/11/2012 on fml 0
#132 - i had one of those nutella chocolate sandwiches one time.... i… 11/06/2012 on I love 0
#51 - lost it at "jumbo sized pubes" 11/04/2012 on Stickay Budday +4
#63 - Well, what smart little me did was swing some of my brother's …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2012 on Imagine this happening to... +1
User avatar #65 - lizziebeth (10/30/2012) [-]
it seriously hurt so bad, i asked my boyfriend, "if i can't handle this how will i have a baby one day!!!"
#60 - That **** happened to me when i was a little kid. I fee…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/30/2012 on Imagine this happening to... +1
User avatar #62 - lizziebeth (10/30/2012) [-]
some of it was still on and i had to take tweezers and rip the rest off!!! it hurt worse than break a bone, i broke my wrist before and it wasn't anything compared to this.
#66 - chopsaw (10/30/2012) [-]
reminds me of my big toe, ran into someone while doing that parachute game in the gym, when i got home i accidentally ripped some of it off taking off my sock, and then my dad said he was going to count to three then pull, he counted to two and then ripped it off.
User avatar #68 - lizziebeth (10/30/2012) [-]
i feel like this scarred you for life.
#72 - chopsaw (10/30/2012) [-]
little bit yep, so did pulling out all my teeth once they became loose, i get very nervous about my teeth and nails
User avatar #73 - lizziebeth (10/30/2012) [-]
Oh my lord! My dad used to try and take real pliers to my mouth when one of my teeth were barely loose.
#75 - chopsaw (10/30/2012) [-]
brings back lovely memories eh?
User avatar #77 - lizziebeth (10/30/2012) [-]
yes terrifying ones!
#156 - chopsaw (10/31/2012) [-]
well i hope your finger heals quickly :)
#63 - littlebigr (10/30/2012) [-]
Well, what smart little me did was swing some of my brother's weights around and eventually my middle finger got stuck in between them in a full force swing. My finger broke and at the same time my nail came off, but ripping your own nail off? Jesus fucking christ i couldn't even imagine it.
User avatar #65 - lizziebeth (10/30/2012) [-]
it seriously hurt so bad, i asked my boyfriend, "if i can't handle this how will i have a baby one day!!!"
#23 - idk what the word for those characters is in Chinese, but in J…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2012 on Why do People do this +2
User avatar #24 - bongsly (10/26/2012) [-]
i only really know the difference by righting style
and the words (obveously)
japanese tends to be more round a circley
where as chinese(han zi) tends to be sharp and rectangle
#436 - My brother plays a lot of classical. He's studying music in un… 09/18/2012 on Scumbag Amateur Guitar Player 0
#434 - I very rarely play my guitar with an amp, not sure why. Just s… 09/18/2012 on Scumbag Amateur Guitar Player 0
#11 - ITT: Your guitar and what song/style you're currently trying t…  [+] (29 new replies) 09/17/2012 on Scumbag Amateur Guitar Player +3
#277 - Rowant (09/18/2012) [-]
Tanglewood- TW28 CLN
Moonlight Sonata 1st Mvt. by Beethoven

I took lessons for a short time when I was a lot younger and quit for some reason. I've been trying to teach myself how to play again as of recently. The piano is my main instrument right now, though. Nothing beats stretching your fingers across those octave chords.
#436 - littlebigr (09/18/2012) [-]
My brother plays a lot of classical. He's studying music in university and was majoring in composition, but he had to switch some classes to business so that he had a better chance to get a job. I tried my hand at a classical song once, since i have my brother's old classical laying around my house. It was a lot more challenging than a lot of the other stuff i've played to get it to sound just right. That was a while ago though, haven't tried playing classical since then
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#124 - atdiaztwoone (09/18/2012) [-]
Fender Dreadnaught
Also have Gibson Les Paul, but broken amp leads me to play shitloads of acoustic
Your Body Is A Wonderland by John Mayer
Working on acoustic version of From Yesterday by 30 Seconds To Mars
#434 - littlebigr (09/18/2012) [-]
I very rarely play my guitar with an amp, not sure why. Just something i've gotten used to. You should try it, would hate for a Gibson Les Paul to go to waste.
#111 - otik (09/18/2012) [-]
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
mfw i know how to play basic guitar and some little riffs, i dont understand shit about music
#101 - anon (09/18/2012) [-]
The whole All I Was album by Mark Tremonti
#79 - whatugawkinat (09/18/2012) [-]
Currently Learning: lead to 'Man in the Box' by Alice in Chains
Previously Learned: Rhythm to 'Holy Wars' by Megadeth
#83 - whatugawkinat (09/18/2012) [-]
Also have vintage Truetone grandpa's guitar
#84 - whatugawkinat (09/18/2012) [-]
And vintage Japanese banjo
User avatar #389 - jordoguy (09/18/2012) [-]
That's cool as fuck
#86 - whatugawkinat (09/18/2012) [-]
Playing through a Randall RX100RG2
#58 - XxMyNameIsChancexX (09/17/2012) [-]
ESP SRC-7 , Stef Carpenter signature model (Modified with EMG pick-ups)
Style: Punk/Rock/Alt.
Song I'm working on: Don't Forget Me by RHCP.
#49 - wakingthefallen (09/17/2012) [-]
Schecter Synyster
Got down most of A7x stuff. Working on some Slayer and Megadeath :D
User avatar #61 - jordoguy (09/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #98 - wakingthefallen (09/18/2012) [-]
My bad. I'm used to not spell checking cause I talk to idiots on Facebook. Thank you.
User avatar #388 - jordoguy (09/18/2012) [-]
No problem dude
User avatar #464 - wakingthefallen (09/19/2012) [-]
Is your name Jordan by chance? If so we share a name.
User avatar #466 - jordoguy (09/20/2012) [-]
It sure is :D
#472 - wakingthefallen (09/27/2012) [-]
#41 - eddievh (09/17/2012) [-]
Epiphone Les Paul Standard, Paninkiller by Judas Priest
#38 - aklidic has deleted their comment.
#31 - IronTortureDevice (09/17/2012) [-]
Guitar: Epiphone '58 Korina Flying V
Style: Classic Rock, Blues, Very select bits of Jazz, Early Metal, etc.
Currently Learning: Nothing in particular.
Mostly Playing: Technical Practice.
#25 - Tspdog (09/17/2012) [-]
< mfw this entire thread...
#17 - doctornick (09/17/2012) [-]
Guitar: Laurel Warlock, Rare 5 string edition.
Learning metal such as "Iron Maiden" and "Death"
(It's the one on the right)
#19 - doctornick has deleted their comment.
#15 - fishkrieg (09/17/2012) [-]
Guitar: ESP Horizon FR-II
Style: Speed Metal/ Black Metal
trying to learn Beyond the Ice- Blind Guardian
#13 - insanemanoo (09/17/2012) [-]
Guitar: Epiphone Casino
Style: Classic Rock
Currently Learning: Wish You Were Here and Hotel California
Mostly Playing: The Beatles
User avatar #262 - RaptorJesusX (09/18/2012) [-]
Dont have a pic of mine but it's a Hondo "Fame" Mastercaster from the 1980's. hard find actually. plays great.
#602 - Darksiders 2 If i was Death, it would be awesome. If i… 09/08/2012 on video games +2
#49 - There would have been an egg involved if it was howtobasic. So…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2012 on How to Blow Up a Watermelon 0
User avatar #51 - ryantheatheist (09/03/2012) [-]
true shit
#45 - aaaannnndd i'm a Minister. Time to go around baptizing the … 08/26/2012 on Minister +1
#18 - It... is... DELICOUS. It is the nectar of the gods and you sha… 08/04/2012 on how do i arm? +1
#53 - Pfft. Penumbra and Nightmare House 2 are way scarier. 06/30/2012 on Play Amnesia they said... +1
#504 - most definitely but if you feel so inclined.... 06/25/2012 on Black man > Niggery +1
#1 - God damnit dog feels get me every time, i hate you OP 06/24/2012 on My Young Cat & My Old Dog (3) 0
#11 - Okay so he's in your school, and he's in 7th grade... so you'r… 06/24/2012 on Really? 0
#164 - Picture 06/24/2012 on Under 21 on the weekends -15


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