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#55 - Here take this 01/24/2015 on China Pollution Compilation 0
#44 - Can someone stabilize the coffee? 01/23/2015 on The Pain +2
#40 - The feels 01/22/2015 on Never feel lonely again +18
#2266 - Apparently he offered to help her pay for a divorce, but she b… 01/21/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
#278 - Not to try to belittle everyone else's troubles, but mine have…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
User avatar #621 - joshlol (01/20/2015) [-]
how's the relationship between your mother and her father?
if he's worth that much and knew of this story would he help her out financially if she wanted a divorce or such?
User avatar #2266 - lisreal (01/21/2015) [-]
Apparently he offered to help her pay for a divorce, but she backed out last second and she claims he didn't give her a dime.

He offered to help us out multiple times but flaked out. We never beg or reach out, he was just full of broken promises. I'm a psych major, so I see my mom's settling with my dad as a reaction to her poor relationship with her father. idk
#356 - lindirufus (01/20/2015) [-]
Keep progressing. Hopefully this site is a good coping mechanism for you. ^_^
User avatar #300 - shadowtails (01/20/2015) [-]
... I don't know what to feel about this
User avatar #294 - postingloudly (01/20/2015) [-]
fuck dude, wowzers
#194 - Are you ******* kidding me? You're going…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2015 on I miss my Playstation 2 0
#195 - asdffes (01/20/2015) [-]
My apologies, I wasn't trying to go off on a tangent. I was pointing out that the point you were trying to make wasn't a valid...or even a good comparison.

Your point of using only sales numbers can be misleading isn't a bad point...you were just using a bad example.
#191 - As of June 2014, over 20 million cars were recalled. They can …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2015 on I miss my Playstation 2 0
#193 - asdffes (01/20/2015) [-]
wow... a shift cable...its amazing you didn't burst into flames sooner.

and the recall shows that millions of people die every year in car accidents but if the person who dies happens to be the daughter of a rich white senator they can go sue happy and create a mountain of a shitstorm looking for financial retribution.
User avatar #194 - lisreal (01/20/2015) [-]
Are you fucking kidding me?

You're going off on a tangent. I merely posted a relevant picture. I wasn't comparing GM's deaths to PS2's deaths, jesus. The fact was that they used defective products and KNOWINGLY used them in their vehicles, despite outselling competitors and "looking better" on paper.
#195 - asdffes (01/20/2015) [-]
My apologies, I wasn't trying to go off on a tangent. I was pointing out that the point you were trying to make wasn't a valid...or even a good comparison.

Your point of using only sales numbers can be misleading isn't a bad point...you were just using a bad example.
#187 - Sales =/=quality Sales =/= superiority  [+] (5 new replies) 01/20/2015 on I miss my Playstation 2 -1
#190 - asdffes (01/20/2015) [-]
I guess I meant how that recall was any measure of quality or superiority.

Averaging 2 deaths per car accident that means you have a .0004% chance of dying from that recall over a period of 10 years. Death by toaster is substantially higher than that.

I'm pretty sure you almost have a better chance of shitting out a unicorn.
User avatar #191 - lisreal (01/20/2015) [-]
As of June 2014, over 20 million cars were recalled. They can still be shitty quality and keep you alive. My Pontiac G6 had to have a shift cable replaced, something in the steering column, as well as a wiring harness.

GM may hold a huge share in the market for cars, but that doesn't mean they are better than a smaller company. The recalls show that.
#193 - asdffes (01/20/2015) [-]
wow... a shift cable...its amazing you didn't burst into flames sooner.

and the recall shows that millions of people die every year in car accidents but if the person who dies happens to be the daughter of a rich white senator they can go sue happy and create a mountain of a shitstorm looking for financial retribution.
User avatar #194 - lisreal (01/20/2015) [-]
Are you fucking kidding me?

You're going off on a tangent. I merely posted a relevant picture. I wasn't comparing GM's deaths to PS2's deaths, jesus. The fact was that they used defective products and KNOWINGLY used them in their vehicles, despite outselling competitors and "looking better" on paper.
#195 - asdffes (01/20/2015) [-]
My apologies, I wasn't trying to go off on a tangent. I was pointing out that the point you were trying to make wasn't a valid...or even a good comparison.

Your point of using only sales numbers can be misleading isn't a bad point...you were just using a bad example.
#179 - You know what else got a lot of sales? Don't get me …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/20/2015 on I miss my Playstation 2 -2
#185 - asdffes (01/20/2015) [-]
What does that have to do with anything?
User avatar #187 - lisreal (01/20/2015) [-]
Sales =/=quality
Sales =/= superiority
#190 - asdffes (01/20/2015) [-]
I guess I meant how that recall was any measure of quality or superiority.

Averaging 2 deaths per car accident that means you have a .0004% chance of dying from that recall over a period of 10 years. Death by toaster is substantially higher than that.

I'm pretty sure you almost have a better chance of shitting out a unicorn.
User avatar #191 - lisreal (01/20/2015) [-]
As of June 2014, over 20 million cars were recalled. They can still be shitty quality and keep you alive. My Pontiac G6 had to have a shift cable replaced, something in the steering column, as well as a wiring harness.

GM may hold a huge share in the market for cars, but that doesn't mean they are better than a smaller company. The recalls show that.
#193 - asdffes (01/20/2015) [-]
wow... a shift cable...its amazing you didn't burst into flames sooner.

and the recall shows that millions of people die every year in car accidents but if the person who dies happens to be the daughter of a rich white senator they can go sue happy and create a mountain of a shitstorm looking for financial retribution.
User avatar #194 - lisreal (01/20/2015) [-]
Are you fucking kidding me?

You're going off on a tangent. I merely posted a relevant picture. I wasn't comparing GM's deaths to PS2's deaths, jesus. The fact was that they used defective products and KNOWINGLY used them in their vehicles, despite outselling competitors and "looking better" on paper.
#195 - asdffes (01/20/2015) [-]
My apologies, I wasn't trying to go off on a tangent. I was pointing out that the point you were trying to make wasn't a valid...or even a good comparison.

Your point of using only sales numbers can be misleading isn't a bad point...you were just using a bad example.
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