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#4 - emperorwatergate (01/02/2015) [-]
ules: (after shooting the man on the couch) I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? ...Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Jules: (smashes table) What country you from?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHAFUCKA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: ...What? I—
Jules: (draws gun) SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! SAY! WHAT! AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!
Brett: H-he-he's black!
Jules: Go on!
Brett: He's bald!
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Jules: (gunshot) DOES?! HE?! LOOK?! LIKE?! A BITCH?!
Jules: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him, and Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anyone except Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett?
Jules: Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord... when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" (he and Vincent shoot Brett dead)
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