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#7 - Lane splitting is perfectly legal.  [+] (21 new replies) 6 hours ago on oh sorry let me help you... +15
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#31 - notmadguy (2 hours ago) [-]
In the US, lane sharing is a special privilege for California riders only, although there have been attempts to pass legislation that would legalize lane splitting in other statesmost recently and nearly successfully in Nevada.
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#8 - parashizo (5 hours ago) [-]
This isn't the USA you shitstain

It is almost everywhere else forbidden
#14 - anon (4 hours ago) [-]
In New Zealand and Australia lane splitting is legal, although there are restrictions such as "in a safe manor" meaning don't be a dumbarse
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#15 - parashizo (4 hours ago) [-]
in the european countries if have been to, it is forbidden
#24 - insanefreak (3 hours ago) [-]
In response to you and Screencleaner, it's legal in Belgium.
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#23 - heartlessrobot (3 hours ago) [-]
Sounds like a bunch of shitholes.
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#21 - screencleaner (4 hours ago) [-]
In the Netherlands it's allowed
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#22 - parashizo (4 hours ago) [-]
all of europe belongs to germany, and it is forbidden here
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#17 - kyoutu (4 hours ago) [-]
Well you haven't been to them all, in the UK it's fine.

"It is almost everywhere else forbidden"

Go spew your brain shit elsewhere, bell end.
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#18 - parashizo (4 hours ago) [-]
no one cares for the brits
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#26 - yolonator (3 hours ago) [-]
its legal if the traffic is at halt and not moving as in the video even in germoney
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#27 - parashizo (2 hours ago) [-]
nope its not, it is even for 2 motorcycles forbidden to drives beside each other
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#28 - yolonator (2 hours ago) [-]
pointless to argue, tho in asia its legal since their laws for motorbikes are actually extremely lacking and they can even drive on the sidewalk or use crosswalk also if you get out of your car without looking if someone is coming then you are at fault
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#29 - parashizo (2 hours ago) [-]
yeah, countries with terrible traffic tend to have laws favouring motorcycles
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#30 - yolonator (2 hours ago) [-]
Terrible traffic is all over the world and I ve seen worse in Europe than in Asia you would be surprised
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#19 - kyoutu (4 hours ago) [-]
That's perfectly fine, still proves you're a retard though.
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#20 - parashizo (4 hours ago) [-]
thx
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#9 - hockeycrazysteve (5 hours ago) [-]
You clearly dont ride bikes. pedals dont count.
#11 - parashizo (5 hours ago) [-]
i ride your mom
#12 - hockeycrazysteve (5 hours ago) [-]
like this? she dead bro
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#13 - parashizo (5 hours ago) [-]
i know she is sorry
#11 - dat side melon bread angle~ 07/27/2016 on you want some? 0
#87 - Imagine doing all of the facial animations for a fully animate… 07/26/2016 on Defendant Rick and Judge Morty +2
#14 - can I get a meat bicycle? 07/25/2016 on H. R. Giger; The Game +3
#30 - Well, the repair function is gone which is absolute ********. …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/25/2016 on [Fallout 4] Bethesda in a... +3
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#31 - notmcburd (07/25/2016) [-]
No weapons reloading, no skills list, no dialogue options, the speech checks rely more on random luck than actual levels, no community reputation, no karma, not even close to the amount of factions, not even half the amount of unique quests, and of which not even a quarter are nearly as interesting.
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#32 - notmcburd (07/25/2016) [-]
by weapons reloading I meant ammo
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#34 - drackmore (07/25/2016) [-]
You mean there is not different ammo types in FO4 like there was in FONV?
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#35 - notmcburd (07/25/2016) [-]
No reloading benches. But also no specialty ammo.
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#36 - drackmore (07/25/2016) [-]
Well the specialty ammo is what I meant my fault for not being specific but thats stupid as hell. Why even bother with FO4 at this point if they've butchered the game to hell and back when you can just play FONV and use the settlement mod they ripped off and get an improved experience then.
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#53 - pkashp (07/25/2016) [-]
I think specialty ammo is in one of the new DLCs. Haven't tried it myself, so can't say for sure though.
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#83 - drackmore (07/25/2016) [-]
That's even worse then not having it. They're taking a fairly important piece of combat mechanics from FNOV and hiding it behind a paywall.
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#38 - notmcburd (07/25/2016) [-]
Exactly. I mean they skyrimed FO4 worse than they skyrimed skyrim
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#39 - drackmore (07/25/2016) [-]
Man, don't even get me started on how butchered the elder scrolls series has gotten from Morrowind to Skyrim. Removal the spell making system, dumbed down alchemy, hardly can call the game openworld mostly flat and nothing to do. I mean sure, it looks good and the combat flows a little better in the beginning since you're not whiffing 90% of your swings but still.
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#40 - drackmore (07/25/2016) [-]
That said, ESO is pretty decent if you go in expecting it to be less of an elder scrolls and more like WoW with elder scrolls lore. They made the game fairly fun and enjoyable.
#22 - yayaya I know but then Fallout 4 does have more features than …  [+] (12 new replies) 07/25/2016 on [Fallout 4] Bethesda in a... +1
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#23 - notmcburd (07/25/2016) [-]
Ehh i would say fallout 4 has quite a bit less features than New Vegas.
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#30 - lincolnpenis (07/25/2016) [-]
Well, the repair function is gone which is absolute bullshit. Everything working fine and never breaking 200 years after a nuclear strike is retarded. But otherwise it's all there?
oh and there's no wait system without a chair -.-
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#31 - notmcburd (07/25/2016) [-]
No weapons reloading, no skills list, no dialogue options, the speech checks rely more on random luck than actual levels, no community reputation, no karma, not even close to the amount of factions, not even half the amount of unique quests, and of which not even a quarter are nearly as interesting.
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#32 - notmcburd (07/25/2016) [-]
by weapons reloading I meant ammo
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#34 - drackmore (07/25/2016) [-]
You mean there is not different ammo types in FO4 like there was in FONV?
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#35 - notmcburd (07/25/2016) [-]
No reloading benches. But also no specialty ammo.
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#36 - drackmore (07/25/2016) [-]
Well the specialty ammo is what I meant my fault for not being specific but thats stupid as hell. Why even bother with FO4 at this point if they've butchered the game to hell and back when you can just play FONV and use the settlement mod they ripped off and get an improved experience then.
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#53 - pkashp (07/25/2016) [-]
I think specialty ammo is in one of the new DLCs. Haven't tried it myself, so can't say for sure though.
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#83 - drackmore (07/25/2016) [-]
That's even worse then not having it. They're taking a fairly important piece of combat mechanics from FNOV and hiding it behind a paywall.
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#38 - notmcburd (07/25/2016) [-]
Exactly. I mean they skyrimed FO4 worse than they skyrimed skyrim
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#39 - drackmore (07/25/2016) [-]
Man, don't even get me started on how butchered the elder scrolls series has gotten from Morrowind to Skyrim. Removal the spell making system, dumbed down alchemy, hardly can call the game openworld mostly flat and nothing to do. I mean sure, it looks good and the combat flows a little better in the beginning since you're not whiffing 90% of your swings but still.
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#40 - drackmore (07/25/2016) [-]
That said, ESO is pretty decent if you go in expecting it to be less of an elder scrolls and more like WoW with elder scrolls lore. They made the game fairly fun and enjoyable.
#20 - While I agree that 4 had nothing on 3, and I also think the ga…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/25/2016 on [Fallout 4] Bethesda in a... +13
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#85 - stonetomcat (07/25/2016) [-]
And the sarcasm option can be a good defense on its own. "It's me, your old buddy! Shamus McFuckyourself!" is definitely in my top 10 quotes of the entire series.
#56 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
I don't think Survival was actually that hard, or any different from the normal mode


It was a fun distraction having to look for water, but past level 10? at most, you have infinite food and water, so it's just, 'oh look, that again'
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#21 - notmcburd (07/25/2016) [-]
Ehh, well survival mode isn't much different than hardcore in new vegas. It's not a new concept.
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#22 - lincolnpenis (07/25/2016) [-]
yayaya I know but then Fallout 4 does have more features than New Vegas and theey really do come to life now. I actually super enjoying it. Getting X-01 isn't just like completing a plasticy hollow collection any more, it's an actual asset and is the only thing allowing you to successfully pass through the roughest areas :0
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#23 - notmcburd (07/25/2016) [-]
Ehh i would say fallout 4 has quite a bit less features than New Vegas.
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#30 - lincolnpenis (07/25/2016) [-]
Well, the repair function is gone which is absolute bullshit. Everything working fine and never breaking 200 years after a nuclear strike is retarded. But otherwise it's all there?
oh and there's no wait system without a chair -.-
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#31 - notmcburd (07/25/2016) [-]
No weapons reloading, no skills list, no dialogue options, the speech checks rely more on random luck than actual levels, no community reputation, no karma, not even close to the amount of factions, not even half the amount of unique quests, and of which not even a quarter are nearly as interesting.
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#32 - notmcburd (07/25/2016) [-]
by weapons reloading I meant ammo
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#34 - drackmore (07/25/2016) [-]
You mean there is not different ammo types in FO4 like there was in FONV?
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#35 - notmcburd (07/25/2016) [-]
No reloading benches. But also no specialty ammo.
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#36 - drackmore (07/25/2016) [-]
Well the specialty ammo is what I meant my fault for not being specific but thats stupid as hell. Why even bother with FO4 at this point if they've butchered the game to hell and back when you can just play FONV and use the settlement mod they ripped off and get an improved experience then.
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#53 - pkashp (07/25/2016) [-]
I think specialty ammo is in one of the new DLCs. Haven't tried it myself, so can't say for sure though.
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#83 - drackmore (07/25/2016) [-]
That's even worse then not having it. They're taking a fairly important piece of combat mechanics from FNOV and hiding it behind a paywall.
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#38 - notmcburd (07/25/2016) [-]
Exactly. I mean they skyrimed FO4 worse than they skyrimed skyrim
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#39 - drackmore (07/25/2016) [-]
Man, don't even get me started on how butchered the elder scrolls series has gotten from Morrowind to Skyrim. Removal the spell making system, dumbed down alchemy, hardly can call the game openworld mostly flat and nothing to do. I mean sure, it looks good and the combat flows a little better in the beginning since you're not whiffing 90% of your swings but still.
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#40 - drackmore (07/25/2016) [-]
That said, ESO is pretty decent if you go in expecting it to be less of an elder scrolls and more like WoW with elder scrolls lore. They made the game fairly fun and enjoyable.
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#21 - yolonator (07/24/2016) [-]
Money well spent is what i call that...money well spent indeed

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