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#12 - Are you really complaining about a tv channel that's filled wi…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2014 on sorry +4
#13 - okamibanshu (02/24/2014) [-]
yes yes i am.
User avatar #15 - limegreentomatoes (02/24/2014) [-]
Okay, that's how you see the world.
I, however, don't mind the fact that I can turn on the tv and fap on the couch. (No, I do not own a laptop so if I want to fap on the couch I have to use mtv. Or my phone)
#16 - okamibanshu (02/24/2014) [-]
lol
#31 - I just read "Accordion" and wondered how the … 02/24/2014 on Be furious +1
#237 - At least I won't die hungry. 02/22/2014 on How fucked are you? 0
#143 - Attila the Hun... I guess he was a handsome man or someth… 02/22/2014 on that time again 0
#6 - I haven't worn a hoodie in about three years. So that's w… 02/22/2014 on She wants the 'H' +6
#96 - Or.... aliens used their gravitation upwardsing beam to take h… 02/22/2014 on Feels Part 2 0
#93 - Or maybe she was in the process of moving to a new apartment, …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Feels Part 2 +1
#94 - lizardonfire (02/22/2014) [-]
That or she wanted to train her upper body but the boxes where too heavy so she decided to try to train in water to lower the weight but then she gets tired and cant lift anymore until her coach comes to save her.
#96 - limegreentomatoes (02/22/2014) [-]
Or.... aliens used their gravitation upwardsing beam to take her on their ship, probed her for a good hour or two, very sexually, and then they lowered her down with boxes of concept of time, friends and whatever else there was, but the put her down in the wrong spot, and she started sinking.
In the end a disguised CIA member rescues her and wipes her memory.
#80 - So I was actually completely right about not getting lung canc… 02/21/2014 on Woven Cigar +1
#77 - So I was partly right. Where does the cancer come though if yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Woven Cigar 0
User avatar #79 - ultimatebadass (02/21/2014) [-]
you can get mouth cancer if you smoke a lot, but it's not all that common
User avatar #80 - limegreentomatoes (02/21/2014) [-]
So I was actually completely right about not getting lung cancer from it?
awesome
#75 - All right, thank you so you do inhale when smoking a cigar?  [+] (5 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Woven Cigar 0
User avatar #78 - puffyclouds (02/21/2014) [-]
i think you're supposed to inhale after two poofs, atleast that's how i do it
User avatar #88 - critality (02/21/2014) [-]
poofs? heh, thats the first time i've heard that
User avatar #89 - puffyclouds (02/21/2014) [-]
that's what we call it in norway where i come from, i'm sure there's a better word for it, but i don't know
User avatar #90 - critality (02/21/2014) [-]
around here it's a puff or a drag, poof works I guess ahha
User avatar #91 - puffyclouds (02/21/2014) [-]
ya, it's almost the same
#72 - I don't know much but I don't think you're supposed to inhale …  [+] (17 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Woven Cigar 0
User avatar #87 - critality (02/21/2014) [-]
Not everyone inhales, but there's still a huge risk of cancer however more chance of mouth or gum cancer. one full sized cigar can give you as much nicotine as a pack or even 2 packs of cigarettes.
User avatar #76 - ultimatebadass (02/21/2014) [-]
you don't inhale cigar smoke, and most people who smoke them only smoke once or twice a week.My brother smokes them about that often but only in the summer so usually cigars rarely lead to cancer. I smoke them occasionally and there's no way you inhale
User avatar #81 - eaglEEE (02/21/2014) [-]
There is no way that's the full and honest story. My friends all smoke atleast like 5-10 cigarettes every single day and literally can't give up on them. It's a huge health (and to some) financial problem that absolutely fucking no one should defend or try to make look cool. Most of the time they look like people with serious diseases and addictions rather than "cool" or whatever.
User avatar #82 - ultimatebadass (02/21/2014) [-]
if they actually smoke that much, that's crazy, like I said my brother in law is big on cigars, hes a cop and fit still and only smokes once or twice a week. what kind would they smoke? most cigars take over an hour to smoke so somehow I don't believe they smoke 10 a day. I've heard of people that smoke cigars all day but like I said it's uncommon, I know a ton of smokers, that smoke everything and i've never met anyone that smokes cigars like that
User avatar #85 - eiaisqzbsesb (02/21/2014) [-]
He said cigarette, thos thin, small bastards that take 5 mins to smoke.
User avatar #83 - eaglEEE (02/21/2014) [-]
I'm a dumbass, they smoke cigarettes, not cigars, which I guess is a lot more addicting and dangerous.
User avatar #84 - ultimatebadass (02/21/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, cigarettes for sure, I have friends that smoke a pack a day. Those are destructive as hell
User avatar #77 - limegreentomatoes (02/21/2014) [-]
So I was partly right. Where does the cancer come though if you don't inhale?
User avatar #79 - ultimatebadass (02/21/2014) [-]
you can get mouth cancer if you smoke a lot, but it's not all that common
User avatar #80 - limegreentomatoes (02/21/2014) [-]
So I was actually completely right about not getting lung cancer from it?
awesome
User avatar #73 - puffyclouds (02/21/2014) [-]
you're wrong
User avatar #75 - limegreentomatoes (02/21/2014) [-]
All right, thank you
so you do inhale when smoking a cigar?
User avatar #78 - puffyclouds (02/21/2014) [-]
i think you're supposed to inhale after two poofs, atleast that's how i do it
User avatar #88 - critality (02/21/2014) [-]
poofs? heh, thats the first time i've heard that
User avatar #89 - puffyclouds (02/21/2014) [-]
that's what we call it in norway where i come from, i'm sure there's a better word for it, but i don't know
User avatar #90 - critality (02/21/2014) [-]
around here it's a puff or a drag, poof works I guess ahha
User avatar #91 - puffyclouds (02/21/2014) [-]
ya, it's almost the same
#90 - Why not just cum on it and let it dry, and watch her brush her… 02/21/2014 on This actually happend 0
#28 - Giant Isopod 02/20/2014 on No 0
#7851434 - If I knew a girl that looked like Elsa I'd probably marry her.…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #7851441 - dancininseptember (02/19/2014) [-]
it'd be wrong not too
#7851413 - It's better than the best thing ever, it's the bestest thing everest  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #7851417 - dancininseptember (02/19/2014) [-]
awh hell yeah!
#7851434 - limegreentomatoes (02/19/2014) [-]
If I knew a girl that looked like Elsa I'd probably marry her.
It's completely normal, shh
User avatar #7851441 - dancininseptember (02/19/2014) [-]
it'd be wrong not too
#7851406 - You don't even know who I am, how can you like me? 02/19/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#7851397 - **limegreentomatoes rolls 42** I love Frozen. I've watch…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/19/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #7851403 - dancininseptember (02/19/2014) [-]
it's seriosly the best thing ever
#7851413 - limegreentomatoes (02/19/2014) [-]
It's better than the best thing ever, it's the bestest thing everest
User avatar #7851417 - dancininseptember (02/19/2014) [-]
awh hell yeah!
#7851434 - limegreentomatoes (02/19/2014) [-]
If I knew a girl that looked like Elsa I'd probably marry her.
It's completely normal, shh
User avatar #7851441 - dancininseptember (02/19/2014) [-]
it'd be wrong not too
#27 - No problem, babe 02/19/2014 on I heard they're going to... +1
#25 - She's somewhere at 200-ish episodes if I remember correctly, I…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2014 on I heard they're going to... +1
#26 - miraxena (02/19/2014) [-]
awesome thanks.
#27 - limegreentomatoes (02/19/2014) [-]
No problem, babe
#23 - I want to guess its flare from Fairy Tail but don't quote me o…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/19/2014 on I heard they're going to... +1
#24 - miraxena (02/19/2014) [-]
dammit... i watch fairy tale... should have recognized her...
User avatar #25 - limegreentomatoes (02/19/2014) [-]
She's somewhere at 200-ish episodes if I remember correctly, I haven't watched in a while
#26 - miraxena (02/19/2014) [-]
awesome thanks.
#27 - limegreentomatoes (02/19/2014) [-]
No problem, babe
#4 - I wouldn't mind a good 8 seasons or something, of that.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/18/2014 on I heard they're going to... +13
#14 - miraxena (02/19/2014) [-]
she looks crazy... where she from?
#23 - limegreentomatoes (02/19/2014) [-]
I want to guess its flare from Fairy Tail but don't quote me on that
-DrizztDoUrden

Yeah she's from Fairy Tail, kinda far into the series
#24 - miraxena (02/19/2014) [-]
dammit... i watch fairy tale... should have recognized her...
User avatar #25 - limegreentomatoes (02/19/2014) [-]
She's somewhere at 200-ish episodes if I remember correctly, I haven't watched in a while
#26 - miraxena (02/19/2014) [-]
awesome thanks.
#27 - limegreentomatoes (02/19/2014) [-]
No problem, babe
User avatar #16 - DrizztDoUrden (02/19/2014) [-]
I want to guess its flare from Fairy Tail but don't quote me on that
#47855 - Yeah I knew that but then it ended looking like an Alien or th… 02/18/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +1
#47821 - I dunno... it's ugly, that I do know  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
User avatar #47875 - arsenymous (02/18/2014) [-]
teeth and jaw a bit too big mate.
User avatar #47842 - mechaemperor (02/18/2014) [-]
Looks good enough to me. Cranial vault could be bigger, though. Depends on the ethnicity.
User avatar #47855 - limegreentomatoes (02/18/2014) [-]
Yeah I knew that but then it ended looking like an Alien or that, nothing in between
#36 - Okay to be fair, I'm really good friends with the people I tou… 02/17/2014 on Genitals -1
#34 - Well that's where you'd be surprised. And I can barely gr…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Genitals -3
User avatar #35 - telekinesis (02/17/2014) [-]
Well way to ruin my fun in this.
#36 - limegreentomatoes (02/17/2014) [-]
Okay to be fair, I'm really good friends with the people I touch and somehow that jokingly touching has become a sign of our friendships
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#405 - icasante **User deleted account** (09/08/2013) [-]
WASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
ReL-Mayer/Kōri no Satan here, new acc

Got a small problem with the internet; it's pretty slow and ****** (although that's implying that it wasn't ****** before lel) so although I won't get amazing connection, you can feel free to join me on BL2 whenever I'm playing it. I'm doing the second runthrough fyi (True Vault Hunter Mode I think?) and also branching between Torgue, Tiny Tina and Hammerlock's DLCs.
#406 to #405 - limegreentomatoes ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
Hi
Yeah I could guess that

I don't have any dlc
#407 to #406 - icasante **User deleted account** (09/08/2013) [-]
Good point, seeing my Steam name has been IcasAnte over the past few temporal weeks~
Ah okay, either way if you're ever on Borderlands 2 (ever ever ever ever ever) you can always join meh; once I get to uni next week I should have at least a half-decent connection (if not then I'll an hero)

But the True Hunter thingy - I don't think that requires the DLC, just that you won't be able to level up as much or any higher than the limit inb4 limit mentioned.

But yees. Feel free to join whenever I'm playing BL2, I love a bit of company on that ^^.
User avatar #408 to #407 - limegreentomatoes ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
Yeah for true vault hunter mode you just have to beat the game with a character once.
#403 - blobbanned (09/02/2013) [-]
Lime green tomatoes?
Ohoho, we're going to have an issue here.
User avatar #404 to #403 - limegreentomatoes ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
I sure hope not
#387 - bogbean (08/30/2013) [-]
do u hav skyep
#388 to #387 - limegreentomatoes ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
[small]I don't like giving my skype to people[small]
#389 to #388 - bogbean (08/30/2013) [-]
ok fair enough
#390 to #389 - limegreentomatoes ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
tank you for not being all angry about it
#391 to #390 - bogbean (08/30/2013) [-]
GIV ME UR SKYEP NOW
GIV ME UR SKYEP NOW
#392 to #391 - limegreentomatoes ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
No ples i don wana
User avatar #393 to #392 - bogbean (08/30/2013) [-]
Funny Cats - Compilation by the way if you don't want to see the doge en-E-more
you can watch this cute cat video
#394 to #393 - limegreentomatoes ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
But... I liked the dog
#395 to #394 - bogbean (08/30/2013) [-]
s-senpai
s-senpai
#396 to #395 - limegreentomatoes ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
Am I really who you think I am?
User avatar #397 to #396 - bogbean (08/30/2013) [-]
if who I am thinking of is a kind person, yes
#398 to #397 - limegreentomatoes ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
Well I don't know if I'm a kind person. I have to think about that when I slowly sip my tea while looking like I'm a smart person trying to figure out how the universe works.   
And I gotta make the tea too.
Well I don't know if I'm a kind person. I have to think about that when I slowly sip my tea while looking like I'm a smart person trying to figure out how the universe works.
And I gotta make the tea too.
#399 to #398 - bogbean (08/30/2013) [-]
but making the tea is worth it because tea is goddamn amazing
#400 to #399 - limegreentomatoes ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
I am make doing tea, if you'd let me get up
#401 to #400 - bogbean (08/30/2013) [-]
well I gotta go anyway, my pizza is ready
buh bye

and take this shiba
#402 to #401 - limegreentomatoes ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
bye
bye
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