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Date Signed Up:2/22/2013
Last Login:5/28/2016
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Level 187 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 188 Content: Anon Annihilator
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    Sexy singles want to chat. Sexy singles want to chat.
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#99 - I expected a ******* spoiler 05/26/2016 on *spoilers* 0
#28 - REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE that ******* non spoiler at the bottom  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2016 on *spoilers* +2
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#35 - yetruo (05/23/2016) [-]
well he did say spoiler warning, i dont know what you expected
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#99 - limb (05/26/2016) [-]
I expected a fucking spoiler
#48 - but dislikes and likes do the same thing. if its got 10millio… 05/17/2016 on Magnifico (SAVAGE comment) 0
#64 - lmao thought for a second it was a joke and the guy behind the… 05/16/2016 on Pretty cool +1
#211 - my cheeks do come together sometimes but not often 05/16/2016 on factz +1
#208 - always wipe standing up  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2016 on factz +1
#210 - dudulli (05/16/2016) [-]
Seriously now, if I stand up, my cheeks "close". That's actually messy.
I'd have to do stand but keep my legs in an awkward position to prevent that from happening.
Or not?
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#211 - limb (05/16/2016) [-]
my cheeks do come together sometimes but not often
#105 - "anti-violent activist gets shot" 05/16/2016 on Cleaning the streets 0
#40 - is this how natural selection works? 05/12/2016 on Cop Livin' The Thug Life +28
#16 - imagine their heart rate 05/04/2016 on Smooth Criminal +3
#172 - Imagine being in the middle of some apocalypse and this asshol…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2016 on I have given up on names.... 0
#180 - johnnysasaki (05/04/2016) [-]
I imagine him rushing me with a katana like the pleb he is. SOA is a cartoon not a Anime, It lacks the style and is made in Nigeria. a true Anime would be King Of The Hill.
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#75 - pizzaweed (08/03/2014) [-]
Hey bebe. How you been?
#97 to #75 - limb ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
I like asses more.  Tits just don't get me going like asses do.  new thread old one is full
I like asses more. Tits just don't get me going like asses do. new thread old one is full
#98 to #97 - pizzaweed (08/03/2014) [-]
As much as I enjoy tits, nothing beats an amazing booty
As much as I enjoy tits, nothing beats an amazing booty
#99 to #98 - limb ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
I'm running out of pics/gifs.
#100 to #99 - pizzaweed (08/03/2014) [-]
same
same
#76 to #75 - limb ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
busy with work how about you?
#77 to #76 - pizzaweed (08/03/2014) [-]
Chilling at home, thinking of hitting the hay. How goes work?
Chilling at home, thinking of hitting the hay. How goes work?
#78 to #77 - limb ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
its k got the easiest job in the plant
its k got the easiest job in the plant
#79 to #78 - pizzaweed (08/03/2014) [-]
Cool. Is it fun?
#80 to #79 - limb ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
I just fill a box up with baby wipes every so often and watch the machine to make sure it doesn't break  for 8 hours.  It's boring but easy.
I just fill a box up with baby wipes every so often and watch the machine to make sure it doesn't break for 8 hours. It's boring but easy.
#81 to #80 - pizzaweed (08/03/2014) [-]
So lots of FJ time?
So lots of FJ time?
#82 to #81 - limb ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
No fj time i just sit on a bucket and stare at the machinery.  We're not supposed to sit down but i work night shift so no one is there to watch me.  I work through the week so I'm off on weekends.
No fj time i just sit on a bucket and stare at the machinery. We're not supposed to sit down but i work night shift so no one is there to watch me. I work through the week so I'm off on weekends.
#84 to #82 - pizzaweed (08/03/2014) [-]
Good about the weekends though
#83 to #82 - pizzaweed (08/03/2014) [-]
That stinks.
That stinks.
#85 to #83 - limb ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Nah I like it I can deal with boredom instead of working hard all night like the other areas in the plant.
#86 to #85 - pizzaweed (08/03/2014) [-]
boredom is better than working hard   
   
   
and is that a promise?
boredom is better than working hard


and is that a promise?


#87 to #86 - limb ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
It's a promise.
It's a promise.
#88 to #87 - pizzaweed (08/03/2014) [-]
Awesome. Lets get started
Awesome. Lets get started
#89 to #88 - limb ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
#90 to #89 - pizzaweed (08/03/2014) [-]
I'm gonna enjoy this
#91 to #90 - limb ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
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#92 to #91 - pizzaweed (08/03/2014) [-]
You don't mind a little biting, right?
You don't mind a little biting, right?
#93 to #92 - limb ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Not at all.
Not at all.
#94 to #93 - pizzaweed (08/03/2014) [-]
Good
Good
#95 to #94 - limb ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
do you like asses or tits?
do you like asses or tits?
#96 to #95 - pizzaweed
(08/03/2014) [-]
Both. you?
Both. you?
#74 - konradkurze (07/06/2014) [-]
Vitalic - Darkwave (4 minute version)

dance ***** dance
#53 - limb ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
pizzaweed
#54 to #53 - pizzaweed (03/23/2014) [-]
Hi!
Hi!
#55 to #54 - limb ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
Yay!
Yay!
#56 to #55 - pizzaweed (03/23/2014) [-]
Now that I'm here, what do you wanna do?
Now that I'm here, what do you wanna do?
#57 to #56 - limb ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
That's a hard question. Let me get on my knees and think about it.
#58 to #57 - pizzaweed (03/23/2014) [-]
I'm sure you'll think of something while I lay here
I'm sure you'll think of something while I lay here
#59 to #58 - limb ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
Looks like you have something going on down there.
#60 to #59 - pizzaweed (03/23/2014) [-]
mhm. You wanna play with it?
#61 to #60 - limb ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
Just take it out and we'll see.
#63 to #61 - pizzaweed (03/23/2014) [-]
Imma end it here before you get banana'd again
#65 to #63 - limb ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
Yeah probably a good idea.
Yeah probably a good idea.
#67 to #65 - pizzaweed (03/23/2014) [-]
missed your get on top response. mind reposting it quick?
#68 to #67 - limb ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
It was a highly intimate post that I posted before you wanted to stop.
#69 to #68 - pizzaweed (03/23/2014) [-]
:/ and now Imma never see it
#66 to #65 - pizzaweed (03/23/2014) [-]
Yup. But I appreciate how far you're willing to go to try and get me off.
#62 to #61 - pizzaweed (03/23/2014) [-]
lmao, you know you want it. come and get it


no more reaction stuff
#70 to #62 - limb ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
**limb gets on top** Fine you're so mean to me.
#71 to #70 - pizzaweed (03/23/2014) [-]
ooh. No dirty pic with it?
#72 to #71 - limb ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
No I took your "no more reaction stuff" as a demand for no pictures just text.
#73 to #72 - pizzaweed (03/23/2014) [-]
ooooh. No, I just didn't have anymore
#51 - acemcgunner (03/11/2014) [-]
are u female?
#52 to #51 - limb ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
Nope 20 year old male.
#50 - limb ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
voiceofredemption why do you mention me on you profile so much?
#47 - zyconx (02/15/2014) [-]
Im assuming you already figured it out though since you deleted the comment
#48 to #47 - limb ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
Yep. I looked the post over and the description but I didn't notice that until right after I made the comment.
#49 to #48 - zyconx (02/15/2014) [-]
#8 - pizzaweed (02/13/2014) [-]
Hey baby. What's going on?
#9 to #8 - limb ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
I probably should of said something yesterday, but I was enjoying our conversation.  I'm a 20 year old male like yourself.
I probably should of said something yesterday, but I was enjoying our conversation. I'm a 20 year old male like yourself.
#10 to #9 - pizzaweed (02/13/2014) [-]
Ah. So I should buy you a beer instead of a wet pussy?


Just gonna let you know now I'm straight so everything doesn't get confusing as ****
#11 to #10 - limb ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
I didn't mean to mislead you I prefer women over men myself.
I didn't mean to mislead you I prefer women over men myself.
#13 to #11 - pizzaweed (02/13/2014) [-]
cause you my sexy bitch
#12 to #11 - pizzaweed (02/13/2014) [-]
Understood. I'm still gonna flirt indiscriminately flirt with you though.
#14 to #12 - limb ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
Oh boy here we go.
Oh boy here we go.
#15 to #14 - pizzaweed (02/13/2014) [-]
God I love when you do that
#16 to #15 - limb ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
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#18 to #16 - pizzaweed (02/13/2014) [-]
How bad do you want it?
#17 to #16 - pizzaweed (02/13/2014) [-]
Imma be like Robin Thicke

and Imma give it to you
#19 to #17 - limb ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
In what way will you be giving it to me?
#20 to #19 - pizzaweed (02/13/2014) [-]
Every. Single. Way.
#21 to #20 - limb ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
Oh my.
Oh my.
#22 to #21 - pizzaweed (02/13/2014) [-]
Don't worry baby, I'll be gentle at first
#23 to #22 - limb ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
Take me from behind.
#24 to #23 - pizzaweed (02/13/2014) [-]
Alright baby. You ready for this?
#25 to #24 - limb ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
I'm wet (hard) for you already.
#26 to #25 - pizzaweed (02/13/2014) [-]
I'm gonna enjoy leaving you moaning, quivering, and whispering my name
#27 to #26 - limb ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
Don't you want me to suck on it first or something?
#28 to #27 - pizzaweed (02/13/2014) [-]
I'd hate to keep you waiting..

You want to suck on it, don't you?
#29 to #28 - limb ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
You tell me.
You tell me.
#30 to #29 - pizzaweed
(02/13/2014) [-]
do it
#2 - blobboy (01/17/2014) [-]
What got flagged?
#4 to #2 - limb ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
Wait this isn't flagged yet what comment are you talking about?
#6 to #4 - blobboy (01/17/2014) [-]
Wow it got unflagged!
#1 - niggernazi (12/04/2013) [-]
stop thumbing me down you dumb worthless piece of **** jewish ******