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#32 - >Oatmeal You're really playing with fire … 09/03/2014 on Children < fecal matter -1
#82 - eh, if you cant putting your mouse to the end of your screen …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2014 on Supports will know 0
User avatar #84 - shadowstepone (09/02/2014) [-]
they did improve the gameplay in dota 2, somewhat. I still dont like how they display skillshots all that much.
User avatar #116 - Jwako (09/02/2014) [-]
i kinda agree, i moved from LoL to Dota a while back and the thing that set me back most was that there are no range indicators (you can turn an inferior-to-LoL one on in the console) and that hiding from vision is way different. The thing is, i feel like Dota lets you feel more powerful than LoL with seriously ridicolously cool ults. Never played HoN though, but i hear its not that good.
#74 - nevermind you were talking about the first dota im retarded  [+] (4 new replies) 09/02/2014 on Supports will know 0
User avatar #78 - shadowstepone (09/02/2014) [-]
mostly yeah. it's still a little bit true in the second game, though.
User avatar #82 - lilRican (09/02/2014) [-]
eh, if you cant putting your mouse to the end of your screen as dragging i guess
User avatar #84 - shadowstepone (09/02/2014) [-]
they did improve the gameplay in dota 2, somewhat. I still dont like how they display skillshots all that much.
User avatar #116 - Jwako (09/02/2014) [-]
i kinda agree, i moved from LoL to Dota a while back and the thing that set me back most was that there are no range indicators (you can turn an inferior-to-LoL one on in the console) and that hiding from vision is way different. The thing is, i feel like Dota lets you feel more powerful than LoL with seriously ridicolously cool ults. Never played HoN though, but i hear its not that good.
#73 - Click and drag, like to move the cameras? 09/02/2014 on Supports will know 0
#4 - **** yes nichijou 09/02/2014 on Product Placement +8
#49 - inb4 same stupid ******* alchemist Dog girl joke 09/01/2014 on The feels +1
#30 - why are you leaving? I wanted to talk about my Drowxn… 09/01/2014 on Supports will know +8
#28 - no you "literally" have no room to talk The…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Supports will know +7
#32 - thumbwhoremuch (09/01/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude what the hell is wrong with you?

Don't worry fitting, there is no elephant in the room.
#29 - fitting (09/01/2014) [-]
ew just fking nerd im out of this laraedy lol
#30 - lilRican (09/01/2014) [-]
why are you leaving?

I wanted to talk about my Drowxnightstalker fanfictions
#25 - >nerd You just admitted to playing Dota m8 g…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Supports will know +6
#27 - fitting (09/01/2014) [-]
"literally"

pls learn how to use a word properly faggot
User avatar #28 - lilRican (09/01/2014) [-]
no you "literally" have no room to talk

There's an elephant in the room
#32 - thumbwhoremuch (09/01/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude what the hell is wrong with you?

Don't worry fitting, there is no elephant in the room.
#29 - fitting (09/01/2014) [-]
ew just fking nerd im out of this laraedy lol
#30 - lilRican (09/01/2014) [-]
why are you leaving?

I wanted to talk about my Drowxnightstalker fanfictions
#23 - Then do yourself a favor and Practice someone other than bloo…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Supports will know +8
#24 - fitting (09/01/2014) [-]
whatever nerd
User avatar #25 - lilRican (09/01/2014) [-]
>nerd

You just admitted to playing Dota m8 gr8 b8

You literally have no room to talk
#27 - fitting (09/01/2014) [-]
"literally"

pls learn how to use a word properly faggot
User avatar #28 - lilRican (09/01/2014) [-]
no you "literally" have no room to talk

There's an elephant in the room
#32 - thumbwhoremuch (09/01/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude what the hell is wrong with you?

Don't worry fitting, there is no elephant in the room.
#29 - fitting (09/01/2014) [-]
ew just fking nerd im out of this laraedy lol
#30 - lilRican (09/01/2014) [-]
why are you leaving?

I wanted to talk about my Drowxnightstalker fanfictions
#21 - Jesus christ shut up you're making us who actually enjoy Dota …  [+] (9 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Supports will know +4
#22 - fitting (09/01/2014) [-]
LOL if you even feel the need to say this shit then I think LoL would suit you better, gtfo of my dota
User avatar #23 - lilRican (09/01/2014) [-]
Then do yourself a favor and Practice someone other than blood seeker, Spirit break and nature, Cause you need another lesson in skill brah
#24 - fitting (09/01/2014) [-]
whatever nerd
User avatar #25 - lilRican (09/01/2014) [-]
>nerd

You just admitted to playing Dota m8 gr8 b8

You literally have no room to talk
#27 - fitting (09/01/2014) [-]
"literally"

pls learn how to use a word properly faggot
User avatar #28 - lilRican (09/01/2014) [-]
no you "literally" have no room to talk

There's an elephant in the room
#32 - thumbwhoremuch (09/01/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude what the hell is wrong with you?

Don't worry fitting, there is no elephant in the room.
#29 - fitting (09/01/2014) [-]
ew just fking nerd im out of this laraedy lol
#30 - lilRican (09/01/2014) [-]
why are you leaving?

I wanted to talk about my Drowxnightstalker fanfictions
#156 - this is my 6th pic 09/01/2014 on ITT: Working here (desc.) 0
#73 - ITS TIME TO NERD THIS **** UP 08/31/2014 on Pathfinder 0
#71 - Hey, Ill be honest I kind of do want to learn how to play DnD …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Pathfinder 0
User avatar #72 - dndxplain (08/31/2014) [-]
skype order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon.
#73 - lilRican (08/31/2014) [-]
ITS TIME TO NERD THIS SHIT UP
#20 - Da curves doh 08/31/2014 on Every time.... -1
#36 - Then i guess dont elaborate?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on Dipper dug too deep 0
#38 - angelious (08/31/2014) [-]
quite frankly i dont even remember anymore.


all i recall it was a dumb theory explained in a wall of text that was boring to read.
#121 - So you're dying? You're literally dying, On …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Game Journalism site/Game... +1
User avatar #226 - ilikethisusername (09/01/2014) [-]
i can't.
#136 - sirowlington (08/31/2014) [-]
He can't even so bad, it's making him literally unable to uneven.
#32 - How the hell could she be a ghost?  [+] (48 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Dipper dug too deep +12
#33 - angelious (08/31/2014) [-]
well according to the conspiracy nuts all disney movies happen in the same postapocalyptic world and every other cartoon there is, is just a coma induced sleep or represents afterlife insomeway or other. so you tel lme
User avatar #125 - megaton (08/31/2014) [-]
i think 90% of those rumors started because of lost.
#126 - angelious (08/31/2014) [-]
quite frankly.most of this shit is older than lost.
User avatar #127 - megaton (08/31/2014) [-]
which ones? cause the only conspiracies ive heard are the fosters one, the ed edd and eddy one. pokemon, and scooby doo
#128 - angelious (08/31/2014) [-]
i think the oldest i heard was about aladdin being post apocalyptic. wich was around 2005 or 2009 i think? between those years
User avatar #129 - megaton (08/31/2014) [-]
that one i could actually see for the sole reason that apparently that show and Hercules took place at the same time. plus all the mentioning s of supposed future stuff through genie. so i can see how people could make that head cannon.
#133 - angelious (08/31/2014) [-]
well not only is making pop cultural referrences a cheap way to get laughs out of people, you could also recall that genie is near omnipotent near omniscient being so him quoting things to come is not that far fetched.


the post apocalyptic world where genie is a robot is even more far fetched than what i said.
User avatar #64 - CollinTB (08/31/2014) [-]
That's pretty retarded.
User avatar #69 - kingferret (08/31/2014) [-]
I love people like you.
You shut things down immediately you don't understand.
I bet you're the kind of fuck that hates reading and leeches off group assignments.
No open mind at all. Just. "Thats retarded" im sitting here and doing nothing to contribute.
User avatar #183 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/31/2014) [-]
Oh my god you aren't a troll account
You're really this stupid
User avatar #150 - procrasturbate (08/31/2014) [-]
Woah, just take it easy man
User avatar #114 - CollinTB (08/31/2014) [-]
Zounds, you've caught me! Here I thought I could dismiss a forced theory that's astoundingly blatantly incorrect without you deducing who I am as a person from three words and telling me what's up. You sure showed me to have an open mind and not shut down things I don't immediately understand by rejecting my opinion and shutting me down immediately with the incorrect assumption that you understood me. Maybe one day i'll be cool enough to travel the internet attacking strangers who express a stand I disagree with regarding daft hunches about children's movies and shows being bright, shiny coatings over the true dark and gritty center.

Disney productions are exactly what they look like, and if you see anything else you're trying to see something that isn't there because it's an interesting idea. Also, if you can't accept that there are people who occasionally think your thoughts are dumb, then you're a goddamned child. Kindly slam your head into the hardest wall you can find a few times for deciding that i'm a knuckle-dragging mouth-breather from one short statement you don't like.

tl;dr eat shit, nigger
User avatar #93 - Lilstow (08/31/2014) [-]
i understand these theories, they're just retarded.

they're usually forced as fuck, and read way too deep into the material.

you're a fucking idiot.
User avatar #97 - kingferret (08/31/2014) [-]
Talking to you is like trying to tell the basement dweller how to have a happy marriage.
Trying to tell snooki the value of combat conditioning.
Trying to tell the redneck about stocks and bonds.

They label it as retarded and want nothing to do with it.
#151 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
admin please ban this thing i dont know how it got into fj
#72 - iprochaosangel (08/31/2014) [-]
When people use the same conspiracy theory for a lot of things it loses its credit and it just sounds stupid
User avatar #73 - kingferret (08/31/2014) [-]
Again, open your mind. I dont mean to sound euphoric. But.
I wasn't talking about just disney.
You cant just shut down what people say.
Find out if its worth anything yourself, talk to them. Maybe ask.
"Why do you think shes a ghost? care to explain?"
"Why do you think etc"

"Thats retarded, i dont want to hear it" Is why there is misunderstanding and hate.
How can you learn anything if you filter everything so harshly?
i heard people say we've been visited in the past by aliens, i dont just shut it down.
I want to hear what they have to say before i agree, disagree, or just not make a choice about it.

But choosing not to talk about it, is like not answering the call.
Its probably telemarketers, but it could be something really importaint, so you have to try.
#177 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
youre one dumb motherfucker.
User avatar #174 - gunni (08/31/2014) [-]
No
User avatar #132 - temporalguardian (08/31/2014) [-]
>euphoric

You have sealed your fate.
#75 - gameshredder (08/31/2014) [-]
There is nothing to talk about. It's a fucking cartoon. someone made it for entertainment. There's no conspiracy behind it.

It's a retarded concept and you're retarded for trying to back it up and say it's true or that there could be some possibility of it being true.

I hear stupid stuff like this all the time! Ed Edd n Eddy characters are just ghosts and the culdasac is actually purgatory. My Little Pony characters are ghosts and PonyVille is purgatory. Hell, I heard one autistic faggot say Drake and Josh is a show about ghosts in purgatory.

It's retarded. you're retarded. End of story.
User avatar #80 - kingferret (08/31/2014) [-]
I dont think leonardo or tyson got to where they are now without exploring possible concepts.
Have you ever heard someone really smart talk about how something is retarded and i want nothing to do with it?

"Thats retarded, you're retarded" - George Bernard Shaw.
See? Doesn't sound right does it?
Thats because strong minds explore, debunk, and accept things themselves.
Not with preconceived notions.

Im not saying conspiracy theorists are geniuses, im saying they're using their brains a hella lot more than you. And you give them their due respect as a voice at the round table, not a child in the corner. Like how copernicus was persecuted for his model.
"Thats retarded, you're retarded" - The catholic church to copernicus.
#87 - gameshredder (08/31/2014) [-]
No, you're still not getting it.

I'm listening to these retarded fuckers. You know what they're doing? Wasting their time writing garbage conspiracies about children's TV shows. I will not respect someone who does the retarded.

They're not uncovering some dark secret Disney or Nickelodian is hiding, they're coming up with these stupid conspiracies to try to sound smart because they're actually retarded. You how the catholic church said it was retarded that the Earth revolved around the sun? Yeah, guess what? We were right about that. I'm saying this is retarded because no only are they wrong about all the things they're saying, but they're trying to push it so hard that they themselves believe they're right, and idiots like you think they're right and have some sort of amazing speech to give to everyone.

It's retarded because it's complete garbage that's wrong. They're wasting their time and everyone else's. And you're retarded for trying to defend these retards.
#101 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
Hey, at least the Vatican admitted it was wrong, even if it took them a bit of time. The most you'll get from these cartoon conspiracy types is, as seen right here, "hurr its possible, u hav to listen to whut erryone says no mater how fucking retarded it is, youre less inteligen than them becuz u dont buy our bullshit"
User avatar #89 - kingferret (08/31/2014) [-]
Not listening to what everyone has to say, is the problem with this world.

Take it AS YOU WILL. As complete garbage or the truth.

Nod your head and listen to the bullshit, or the professor's lecture.

But yelling retarded makes you sound just that.
#162 - furiousmarshmellow (08/31/2014) [-]
Let me summarize this in one easy, loud, big lettered sentence that you possibly couldn't misinterpet:


IT'S A FUCKING CARTOON.
#111 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
No you fucking mong, listening to what everyone says is what's wrong with the world, not the other way around. Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Augustus Caesar, Charlemagne, Genghis Khan, and more each single-handedly changed the world more than a million of you ever could, and each of them accomplished what they did by not giving a fuck about "hurtin muh feels" or "brakin muh rules." These men carved their own paths and put their interests and ambitions first and foremost above all else.

Alexander alone, for example, conquered Egypt and Pakistan and everything in between not for righteousness or popular opinion demanding it or some crap like that, but for the fame and prestige that it would yield. Hell, he only stopped at the Indus river because his soldiers absolutely refused to march any further. And he did all of this through sheer skill and willpower, not by listening to every tard who would voice their opinions in front of him.

tl;dr- stop being a naive faggit
#173 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
so did hitler and stalin
User avatar #74 - iprochaosangel (08/31/2014) [-]
He said it was retarded that people think he is in a coma or a postapocalyptic world also the shit about aliens is HIGHLY illogical so i would shut it down pretty fast as well
User avatar #76 - kingferret (08/31/2014) [-]
Whats your highest level of education?
User avatar #77 - iprochaosangel (08/31/2014) [-]
Juniour in highschool. I have a lot to learn but i dont see an evidence that aliens have vistied us in the past besides stories
#88 - kingferret (08/31/2014) [-]
The nazca lines in peru look artifically flattened.

No natural or human process can remove a mountain at its halfway point.
#85 - kingferret (08/31/2014) [-]
#84 - kingferret (08/31/2014) [-]
#83 - kingferret (08/31/2014) [-]
The nazca lines in peru contain pictures visible from the sky depicting people with helmets, pictures to follow.
Its a mountain cut in two, the missing material has never been found.
Not in the surrounding area, suggesting it was lifted or destroyed completely.
An entire half of a mountain's worth of matter disappeared.
Pictures are in its place that look like this, pictures to follow
#112 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
haha wow you got me man, at first i thought you were just that fucking stupid

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#90 - iprochaosangel (08/31/2014) [-]
thats hardly proof. we only know like 25% of the worlds history pre 5000 bc
#92 - kingferret (08/31/2014) [-]
How do you remove a mountain?

Why do you draw things in it only seen from the sky when flying is not to be invented for thousands of years.

I don't believe becauses of this reason, there are dozens more but ill just get red pinkied to hell because its different and not many people understand it.
fj has proven it hates different and things it doesn't understand.

Also the ruins of puma punku are perfectly cut by modern technology.
1500 years old.
puma punku is located at an altitude of 12,800 feet, which means it is located above the natural tree line, this means that NO trees grew in that area which means that no trees were cut down in order to use wooden rollers, the question is how did they transport the 100 ton stones?
#95 - iprochaosangel (08/31/2014) [-]
Mountain removal: erosion?
Drawings: appease the gods you fuckwit
Fj knowledge: Im all for learning things that have evidence
Move stones: Olmec heads and the pyramids

You ask for my highest level of education yet you fail to understand basic knowledge
User avatar #100 - kingferret (08/31/2014) [-]
erosion?
Half a mountain didnt erode.
the missing material is not in the surrounding area.
You think that would be the first guess of professionals in their field.
nobody has any comment about it.
I also cant find any case of this happening elsewhere in the world.

Is that strange you to? me researching something?
You know what i think is retarded?
the tv news.
yet i dont go and stop listening to what they have to say, sometimes its good.

fuck, im going for a drive.
#102 - iprochaosangel (08/31/2014) [-]
Dont crash nigga i need to refute more points to make myself look smart on the internet
User avatar #106 - kingferret (08/31/2014) [-]
I just dont care anymore.

Nobody thinks like i do, im in the Marines and all i do is think.

Everyone else lifts weights and trains while i think about the universe.

My family, and my girlfriend that left me when i left for the Marines, im not seeing anymore.
They thought like me, but they're gone now, at least for a few more years.

Its really really lonely here, the only crow in a bald eagle reserve.

And i just need time to myself. to go wash my car or get dq.

You guys are pissing me off, and im already just done with trying to deal with the stress.
#159 - radiserne (08/31/2014) [-]
**radiserne rolled image**
You're pretty stupid if you get yourself worked up over an internet argument. And if you really were the "thinker" you claim to be, you wouldn't be wasting your time trying to convince random people on some shitey site that aliens are real.
#115 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
Maybe the other marines lift because they actually want to do something that's important for their lives/jobs, which is being physically strong and fit. They're the smart ones in this case, not you. I bet they look at you and think, "Man what a weirdo, why did he join anyways?"

On that point, why did you join? Is it because your total lack of any skills besides being a fucking idiot and sucking hard at arguments made it impossible for you to find any other job?
#113 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
You are a marine. Fucking bullshit. Prove it now or forever be know and kingferret the faggoty
#110 - iprochaosangel (08/31/2014) [-]
Well im not trying to stress you out but i dont exactly see how your points make any points. Sry bout the gf and family but if they left they werent worth it. Just dont result to alcholism or drugs or going spood because my dad did all that shit and he is just getting his shit together 15 years later
#36 - lilRican (08/31/2014) [-]
Then i guess dont elaborate?
#38 - angelious (08/31/2014) [-]
quite frankly i dont even remember anymore.


all i recall it was a dumb theory explained in a wall of text that was boring to read.
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#366 - therealrainbowdash (12/19/2014) [-]
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#387 - therealrainbowdash (12/24/2014) [-]
When i was a kid i used to be scared i'd get abducted by aliens while i slept.   
Now i'm scared that i'd die of laughter from saying &quot;ayy lmao&quot; if i ever woke up to see one.
When i was a kid i used to be scared i'd get abducted by aliens while i slept.
Now i'm scared that i'd die of laughter from saying "ayy lmao" if i ever woke up to see one.
#386 - therealrainbowdash (12/23/2014) [-]
when half life dj works and we're on t-side.
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