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#1831940 - sniffythebird (6 hours ago) [-]
Oh, shit I remember this, and literally every video and remix in the angry wow kid series.

Dat WRYYYY at 0:32 and dat solo at 0:46
User avatar #1831807 - killakahn (6 hours ago) [-]
what
#728394 - I'm more of a spear guy. Not a club. 6 hours ago on Ponyville +1
#728327 - I have a habit for breaking things.  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on Ponyville +1
User avatar #728331 - greedtheavaricious (7 hours ago) [-]
Join the club.
#728394 - lightingeagle (6 hours ago) [-]
I'm more of a spear guy. Not a club.
#728323 - I got heads 17 times in a row. Did I break it?  [+] (4 new replies) 7 hours ago on Ponyville +1
User avatar #728325 - greedtheavaricious (7 hours ago) [-]
You broke it, Ben. You broke it.
#728327 - lightingeagle (7 hours ago) [-]
I have a habit for breaking things.
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Join the club.
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I'm more of a spear guy. Not a club.
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#3675 - lightingeagle (05/14/2014) [-]
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#3698 - vinylgirl (06/30/2014) [-]
Ah yesh
#3699 to #3698 - vinylgirl (06/30/2014) [-]
I wash wondering what would break firsht
#3700 to #3699 - lightingeagle (06/30/2014) [-]
Hopefully nothing
User avatar #3701 to #3700 - vinylgirl (07/01/2014) [-]
Nope : P
User avatar #3702 to #3701 - lightingeagle (07/02/2014) [-]
Gonna break my swag ?
#3703 to #3702 - vinylgirl (07/02/2014) [-]
hmmmm
maybe I will

btw, whats ur name?
#3704 to #3703 - lightingeagle (07/02/2014) [-]
My name is Benedict. Call me Ben, if you want to call me by my name. It's faster.   
   
I don't really have a preference. Up to you.
My name is Benedict. Call me Ben, if you want to call me by my name. It's faster.

I don't really have a preference. Up to you.
User avatar #3705 to #3704 - vinylgirl (07/02/2014) [-]
oh right right, Ben!
U had told me that before but it totally slipped my mind. I am very sorry :S

I have a whole list of all the names from PV and urs wasnt on it, so I got a bit confused hehe
User avatar #3706 to #3705 - lightingeagle (07/02/2014) [-]
It's cool. I'm bad with names too.
User avatar #3687 - shogg (06/27/2014) [-]
Oi tha
rememba meh?
#3688 to #3687 - lightingeagle (06/27/2014) [-]
Can't say I do.
#3689 to #3688 - shogg (06/27/2014) [-]
A few years ago we began to make an MLP visual novel
#3690 to #3689 - lightingeagle (06/27/2014) [-]
Oh. Okay.

That fell through.
#3691 to #3690 - shogg (06/27/2014) [-]
Big time.
It probably wouldnt have been very great anyway but its still a shame
#3692 to #3691 - lightingeagle (06/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, I agree.
#3693 to #3692 - shogg (06/27/2014) [-]
So Ive come with a proposition
We make.
Another one.
User avatar #3694 to #3693 - lightingeagle (06/27/2014) [-]
Okay then.
#3695 to #3694 - shogg (06/27/2014) [-]
About the sexualization of robots
User avatar #3696 to #3695 - lightingeagle (06/27/2014) [-]
Don't know if I'd be interested in that.
#3697 to #3696 - shogg (06/28/2014) [-]
Nah, Im just joking, but I was wondering if you'd be interested in a visual novel project. I've been itching to do some more Ren'Py stuff, and was hoping you'd have an idea for a story.
Nah, Im just joking, but I was wondering if you'd be interested in a visual novel project. I've been itching to do some more Ren'Py stuff, and was hoping you'd have an idea for a story.
#3685 - vinylgirl (06/23/2014) [-]
hey
just wanna say
thanks for being there for me
I appreciate it
#3686 to #3685 - lightingeagle (06/23/2014) [-]
Sorry, I was babysitting my brother and sister.   
   
Sure thing, Christa.
Sorry, I was babysitting my brother and sister.

Sure thing, Christa.
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#3682 to #3681 - lightingeagle (06/04/2014) [-]
Uh huh. Well, I'm currently okay. Reading creepypasta, watching Two Best Friends. Nothing major.

You?


Didn't read what you sent. Wasn't at my PC at the time. Kids needed lunch and I fed little bro and sis.
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#3684 to #3683 - lightingeagle (06/04/2014) [-]
Bed time. Sorry.

Eggs, goldfish, a juicebox, and they threw the mandarin oranges on me.
A well balanced dinner.
User avatar #3677 - ghostofmikail (05/27/2014) [-]
Bugger all, eh?
User avatar #3650 - ghostofmikail (04/05/2014) [-]
It's as barren as Ponyville here.
User avatar #3671 to #3650 - lightingeagle (04/14/2014) [-]
That doesn't sound like a bad gig.

I'd play with you sometime, if you want.
User avatar #3672 to #3671 - ghostofmikail (04/14/2014) [-]
Sounds funny.
User avatar #3673 to #3672 - lightingeagle (04/14/2014) [-]
Funnier than a racist joke.
User avatar #3674 to #3673 - ghostofmikail (04/14/2014) [-]
I meant to say fun.
User avatar #3651 to #3650 - lightingeagle (04/13/2014) [-]
That actually made me laugh a lot more than it should have.
User avatar #3655 to #3654 - lightingeagle (04/13/2014) [-]
Dungeons and Dragorns?
User avatar #3656 to #3655 - ghostofmikail (04/13/2014) [-]
Oh yes.
User avatar #3657 to #3656 - lightingeagle (04/13/2014) [-]
I need people to play it with.
User avatar #3658 to #3657 - ghostofmikail (04/13/2014) [-]
Morgan's willing.
User avatar #3659 to #3658 - lightingeagle (04/13/2014) [-]
To play DnD with you?
User avatar #3661 to #3660 - lightingeagle (04/14/2014) [-]
Where? How? I want to play DnD with people.

Roll 20?
User avatar #3662 to #3661 - ghostofmikail (04/14/2014) [-]
The way I do it is more complicated; I've never tried roll 20.
User avatar #3663 to #3662 - lightingeagle (04/14/2014) [-]
What do you do?
User avatar #3664 to #3663 - ghostofmikail (04/14/2014) [-]
In terms of?
User avatar #3665 to #3664 - lightingeagle (04/14/2014) [-]
Playing Dungeons and Dragons.
User avatar #3666 to #3665 - ghostofmikail (04/14/2014) [-]
It takes awhile to set up.

You need to pick a race, feat, traits, other shit, and stats.
User avatar #3667 to #3666 - lightingeagle (04/14/2014) [-]
I know how to make a character.
User avatar #3668 to #3667 - ghostofmikail (04/14/2014) [-]
Well, alright.

What was it?
User avatar #3669 to #3668 - lightingeagle (04/14/2014) [-]
What you use to play Dungeons and Dragons.

It was a Human Pyromancer.
User avatar #3670 to #3669 - ghostofmikail (04/14/2014) [-]
I'm currently using a half-elf Sorcerer who is skilled in illusion spells.
User avatar #3646 to #3645 - lightingeagle (02/06/2014) [-]
That was funny, I don't know why.
#3648 to #3646 - discordwhooves (02/06/2014) [-]
And then the obligatory "Social Justice" one.
User avatar #3649 to #3648 - lightingeagle (02/06/2014) [-]
Darn, those evil white people.
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#3635 - enderslayer (12/24/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas.
#3636 to #3635 - lightingeagle (12/24/2013) [-]
Merry Jingly to you too.
Merry Jingly to you too.
User avatar #3637 to #3636 - enderslayer (12/24/2013) [-]
How are you?
#3638 to #3637 - lightingeagle (12/24/2013) [-]
Very nice. Are you? Spending time with family?
#3622 - hangingtree ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Hey there.
Hey there.
#3623 to #3622 - lightingeagle (12/23/2013) [-]
Sorry it's been an hour. I was with a friend.   
   
How's it going?
Sorry it's been an hour. I was with a friend.

How's it going?
#3624 to #3623 - hangingtree ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
No problem, I just finished dinner anyway.   
   
I'm in a pretty good mood for the last few days, so I'm alright.   
My laptop charger did die though, so that's a bit of a kick in the dick.   
Other then that though, good.   
   
Yourself?
No problem, I just finished dinner anyway.

I'm in a pretty good mood for the last few days, so I'm alright.
My laptop charger did die though, so that's a bit of a kick in the dick.
Other then that though, good.

Yourself?
User avatar #3625 to #3624 - lightingeagle (12/23/2013) [-]
I got me a pizza ordered.

You know, I am too. Funny how that works.
So then how do you use the laptop?

Trying to play Origins. I need to play Bane and toss the puny Payasos around. There really needs to be a mode where it's Batman and Robin fighting Bane, who is fighting the Joker. Or just people playing the online in general.
#3626 to #3625 - hangingtree ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
I got pemeal bacon and pancakes.   
   
What's got you in a good mood?   
Not my laptop. It's my mothers.   
   
That game does look fun, wouldn't be worth 50 dollars for me, plus I don't use the xbox. Other then that I would play with you.
I got pemeal bacon and pancakes.

What's got you in a good mood?
Not my laptop. It's my mothers.

That game does look fun, wouldn't be worth 50 dollars for me, plus I don't use the xbox. Other then that I would play with you.
#3627 to #3626 - lightingeagle (12/23/2013) [-]
What's my good mood? Uh... More Bane images to use, less fighting with Morgan, and more sweets.

I might shift over to Sony this next gen, providing I get a next gen. So we could play together, and besides, you don't want to play with me. This just seems to be my shooter, for some reason, even though they're all cookie cutter.
I think Origins is worth every penny.

I got a question.
#3629 to #3627 - hangingtree ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Those are all good.   
I lost all my Jack pictures, so I gotta go back and get them.   
   
I don't even know how it plays. Bane is awesome, and I love the Joker to death, Batman was just never my favorite hero. For me that's probably spider man or Ironman.   
   
Yeah what's up?
Those are all good.
I lost all my Jack pictures, so I gotta go back and get them.

I don't even know how it plays. Bane is awesome, and I love the Joker to death, Batman was just never my favorite hero. For me that's probably spider man or Ironman.

Yeah what's up?
#3631 to #3629 - lightingeagle (12/23/2013) [-]
I use Google, DA, and tumblr to get my stuff. Where do you get it?

Batman is now a flat character, nothing really about him interests me anymore, he's all set in stone. Joker is still so lolrandum XD XD XD and he's always able to improve, and Bane is anti-hero, so he can do as he wishes, which I like.

Venom is my favorite full time hero.

After I'm done scanning my PC, would you want to play LoL?
#3632 to #3631 - hangingtree ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Mostly Tumblr. DA has too much shipping stuff, and google is just shit.   
   
Joker does actually have a good character behind him, you just have to look at the right Jokers. Some are pretty bad, like you said, others are actually really fucking good.   
Bane is awesome, that is true.   
   
Spiderman three did Venom no justice.   
   
Sure, skype call as well if you want, I'm free.
Mostly Tumblr. DA has too much shipping stuff, and google is just shit.

Joker does actually have a good character behind him, you just have to look at the right Jokers. Some are pretty bad, like you said, others are actually really fucking good.
Bane is awesome, that is true.

Spiderman three did Venom no justice.

Sure, skype call as well if you want, I'm free.
#3633 to #3632 - lightingeagle (12/23/2013) [-]
Tumble bumble is where I need to check now.

Oh, he's fantastic. I asked for the Killing Joke for Jingly, and JOKER. His novels. Should be awesome.

I refuse to watch it, because I have NEVER heard a good review from it. Ever. None at all. Saving that for when it's shitty movie night.

I'm free, I live in America. That's good. We're able to do this. Call me when you want.
#3634 to #3633 - hangingtree ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Just saying, expect dicks.
Seriously. Just... be prepared.

Damn right, Killing Joke is good, also good for Batman in that.

Good idea. IT's.... just yeah. I gotta say though, if you take the Emo peter dancing scene and ignore everything before and after, it's fucking hilarious.

Alright, I'll get set up and call you in a bit.
User avatar #3615 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (12/23/2013) [-]
Yay
User avatar #3617 to #3616 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (12/23/2013) [-]
Iunno, said you removed me from friend's list.

So I was leaving a sarcastic remark cause I'm bored
User avatar #3618 to #3617 - lightingeagle (12/23/2013) [-]
Well, I did it because we never talk. Nothing against you, I've just not talked to you in a long time.

Me too, me too. I'm having a friend over though, so that might fix it.
User avatar #3619 to #3618 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (12/23/2013) [-]
Is alright
User avatar #3620 to #3619 - lightingeagle (12/23/2013) [-]
So uh, what's up?
User avatar #3621 to #3620 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (12/23/2013) [-]
nothin
User avatar #3628 to #3621 - lightingeagle (12/23/2013) [-]
And now?
User avatar #3630 to #3628 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (12/23/2013) [-]
anime
User avatar #3578 - enderslayer (12/03/2013) [-]
Hey.
#3599 to #3578 - lightingeagle (12/04/2013) [-]
That's very noble of you.
#3600 to #3599 - enderslayer (12/04/2013) [-]
I don't do it to be called noble. I do it because i care about others.
#3601 to #3600 - lightingeagle (12/04/2013) [-]
I care about some people. Like I said, I'm not a people person. If they can prove they're worthy, I'll give them every drop of my blood and sweat, and if they're making me watch I Am Legend, my tears too.
#3602 to #3601 - enderslayer (12/04/2013) [-]
I've only watched half of I Am Legend.
#3603 to #3602 - lightingeagle (12/04/2013) [-]
Moving to my new Venom Folder I'm working on. Out of Bane. I can't get any post New-52 for him. It makes me upset.

Poor Doge. All I got to say.

So... what music do you like?
#3604 to #3603 - enderslayer (12/04/2013) [-]
It's alright.    
I like Classical, Hard Rock, some metal, techno, and American Country. You?
It's alright.
I like Classical, Hard Rock, some metal, techno, and American Country. You?
#3605 to #3604 - lightingeagle (12/04/2013) [-]
My man. I like metal the most of that list. Do you like Folk, along with country?
#3606 to #3605 - enderslayer (12/04/2013) [-]
Don't really know. My favorite metal band is Avenged Sevenfold.
#3607 to #3606 - lightingeagle (12/04/2013) [-]
I like them. I just listened to most of the self titled album they have. I like Disturbed, and for heavy, go to Five Finger Death Punch.

Sorry I was gone, had to Ice cream with my step father.
#3608 to #3607 - enderslayer (12/04/2013) [-]
I went with my mother to pick up my father from work, so it's okay.
#3609 to #3608 - lightingeagle (12/04/2013) [-]
Do you like comics?
#3610 to #3609 - enderslayer (12/04/2013) [-]
Never read physical ones. But otherwise, yes.
#3611 to #3610 - lightingeagle (12/04/2013) [-]
Favorite (Anti) Hero?
Favorite Villain?
#3612 to #3611 - enderslayer (12/04/2013) [-]
I haven't actually read any marvel comics.
I haven't actually read any marvel comics.
User avatar #3613 to #3612 - lightingeagle (12/04/2013) [-]
Batman is DC, though.

I don't care about who makes the comics, just the people in them, silly.
User avatar #3614 to #3613 - enderslayer (12/04/2013) [-]
No idea. I can't remember many villains or heroes. Long time since i read one. ^~^
#3579 to #3578 - lightingeagle (12/03/2013) [-]
Hello. What brings you here?
User avatar #3580 to #3579 - enderslayer (12/03/2013) [-]
Just to talk. Why wouldn't i come here?
#3581 to #3580 - lightingeagle (12/03/2013) [-]
Ponyville. I don't really know, I am no wise man.

What do you wish to talk about?
User avatar #3582 to #3581 - enderslayer (12/03/2013) [-]
How are you?
#3583 to #3582 - lightingeagle (12/03/2013) [-]
I feel fantastic. Yourself?
User avatar #3584 to #3583 - enderslayer (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm marvelous. Are you sure? I feel like that's sarcasm...
#3585 to #3584 - lightingeagle (12/03/2013) [-]
As sarcastic as I am, I do not lie. For now, I'm honest when I say I'm happy.

But, I am really sarcastic.
User avatar #3586 to #3585 - enderslayer (12/03/2013) [-]
Do you still feel worthless? You're not useless or worthless.
User avatar #3588 to #3587 - enderslayer (12/03/2013) [-]
Why? What makes you feel this way?
#3589 to #3588 - lightingeagle (12/04/2013) [-]
Well... You get told something enough, and you're bound to believe it.

I can't keep a room clean, I can't clean it when I dirty it, I'm irresponsible, fat, lazy, and a waste of oxygen.
#3590 to #3589 - enderslayer (12/04/2013) [-]
Even if you ARE any of that, you can improve! You only have to try. When you slip and fall, do you sit on the floor and say to yourself that you can't ever walk again? I don't think so. The world is full of ignorant people who will call you fat, ugly, boring, stupid, but you have to ignore them. Life is full of things, both good and bad, but the good outweighs the bad, and you seem like a good person to me.
#3591 to #3590 - lightingeagle (12/04/2013) [-]
I disagree. The bad far outweighs the good, at least from what little I've seen.
That's why I like Bane. He was evil, he fought and nearly killed Batman. You know who he is, a good guy. But he learned from his mistakes.

Backstory to me. I was bullied. Bad. I've had glass shards pulled out of me, because people threw glass at me. I'm amazed I don't have scars externally. But that kinda fucked me up. I don't think people are good, I don't have faith in them. I, like Batman's back, have been broken, but I'm working on getting better.

I don't bully anymore, I realized that fires fighting fires doesn't always worked, so I became ice, because I feel pretty fucking cold. That's just me. I don't really dig emotions. I'm an INTP, so that already lands me at a disadvantage for it, and having emotions be a weakness, I still percieve them as that. Only my girlfriend gets my emotions, and it's not even that, it's just releases of what I hide.
User avatar #3592 to #3591 - enderslayer (12/04/2013) [-]
I don't know what to say.
#3593 to #3592 - lightingeagle (12/04/2013) [-]
Sorry I'm a wiener, and denying your help, pretty much.   
   
I do the same with the anxiety I get, and my girlfriend trying to help me. I'm sorry I'm a fuck stick.
Sorry I'm a wiener, and denying your help, pretty much.

I do the same with the anxiety I get, and my girlfriend trying to help me. I'm sorry I'm a fuck stick.
#3594 to #3593 - enderslayer (12/04/2013) [-]
Nah, you're not a "Fuck Stick". You just don't want help, i think.
#3595 to #3594 - lightingeagle (12/04/2013) [-]
I do want it. I'm just a stubborn shit.

However, it seems that I just did a first and managed to stop me having anxiety attacks by doing something silly before it gets bad, so, progress.

Thank you based Venom comics.
User avatar #3596 to #3595 - enderslayer (12/04/2013) [-]
If you ever want to talk about anything, i'm always open.
User avatar #3597 to #3596 - lightingeagle (12/04/2013) [-]
I have a question.

Why'd you offer to help me?
#3598 to #3597 - enderslayer (12/04/2013) [-]
Why would i not? Nobody deserves to be depressed, or think they're worthless.
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User avatar #3577 to #3576 - lightingeagle (11/26/2013) [-]
Thanks.
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