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Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/goldenharvest/
Consoles Owned: Atari Steambox 64 U
Video Games Played: Pokemon
X-box Gamertag: CaretPone
Interests: Pokemon, Music, The Elder Scrolls, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, Football
Date Signed Up:2/28/2011
Location:Nebraska
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#583 - Picture 2 hours ago on molestedbeggar's profile 0
#625 - OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD 2 hours ago on valve's profile 0
#9593751 - And with that, I go to bed.  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on retard forum 0
User avatar #9593788 - fjaddictftw (2 hours ago) [-]
i like
User avatar #9593770 - billywonka (2 hours ago) [-]
what is midi?
8bit music?
User avatar #9593754 - webs (2 hours ago) [-]
Don't mention me
#9593706 - Picture 2 hours ago on retard forum 0
#9593672 - **lightarcanine rolled user bonlino ** 3 hours ago on retard forum 0
#9593671 - oh ok 3 hours ago on retard forum 0
#9593659 - That would end up being a genocide  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on retard forum +1
User avatar #9593666 - revolutionson (3 hours ago) [-]
no shit dumbass
User avatar #9593671 - lightarcanine (3 hours ago) [-]
oh ok
#9593656 - I roll normal  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on retard forum 0
User avatar #9593663 - konradkurze (3 hours ago) [-]
#9593645 - thats dumb. 3 hours ago on retard forum 0
#9593643 - This is a good one. 3 hours ago on retard forum 0

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#4444 - lightarcanine (13 hours ago) [-]
stickied by lightarcanine
Trips get
User avatar #4002 - (03/07/2014) [-]
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it's done
User avatar #4440 - utarefson (15 hours ago) [-]
I might have asked you this before, but do you know if there's any reason to use a dagger instead of a sword in Skyrim as a rogue character until you get that one perk that gives them a massive sneak attack multiplier? Because it seems to me like since they replaced short blade/long blade with one handed/two handed, you may as well just use a sword since there's not a big weight difference between daggers and swords.
User avatar #4441 to #4440 - lightarcanine (14 hours ago) [-]
First off, it was blade and blunt. Second, there isn't a reason not to use the sword. I just like daggers because they swing faster, but if you want the best swing speed to damage output ratio, use a war axe.
User avatar #4442 to #4441 - utarefson (13 hours ago) [-]
Blade and blunt, yeah, but wasn't there short blade and long blade instead of just blade in one of them? Don't remember if that was Oblivion or Morrowind, but I seem to recall that being the case in one of them.
User avatar #4443 to #4442 - lightarcanine (13 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, Daggerfall and Morrowind
#4432 - junkjunkjunkman (08/22/2014) [-]
who are you?
#4433 to #4432 - junkjunkjunkman (08/22/2014) [-]
okay, you are stalking my profile because you are waiting for me to do something bannable, amirite?
Don't worry, if you do so, I still have all the proxies in the world...

But yeah, I have something to ask too;
Why are you and phanact defending admin so much?
Even though he has these ban sprees often it doesn't mean it's right, especially when there's people who would really deserve the ban.
User avatar #4434 to #4433 - lightarcanine (08/22/2014) [-]
I'm doing what I've been instructed to do.

That's my job.
#4435 to #4434 - junkjunkjunkman (08/22/2014) [-]
so, if addy would say " **** is the best food ever", you would say yes?
User avatar #4436 to #4435 - lightarcanine (08/22/2014) [-]
I don't eat **** , but you should.
#4437 to #4436 - junkjunkjunkman (08/22/2014) [-]
what are you hiding?
You aren't answering to the real question here
User avatar #4438 to #4437 - lightarcanine (08/22/2014) [-]
There are some things I'm not allowed to discuss.

I bid you a good day.
#4439 to #4438 - junkjunkjunkman (08/22/2014) [-]
well okay then, good day to you too, for now..
User avatar #4431 - dylanweber (08/22/2014) [-]
That profile picture disturbs me to the nth degree
User avatar #4426 - fac (08/22/2014) [-]
dude

is the bronies board gonna be wiped out?
User avatar #4427 to #4426 - lightarcanine (08/22/2014) [-]
Nah, it's good
User avatar #4428 to #4427 - fac (08/22/2014) [-]
so... then what was the deal with the past days?
User avatar #4429 to #4428 - lightarcanine (08/22/2014) [-]
Don't talk or worry about it.
User avatar #4430 to #4429 - fac (08/22/2014) [-]
umm....

ok

thank you
#4420 - xoyv (08/20/2014) [-]
looking for a good time?
#4421 to #4420 - lightarcanine (08/20/2014) [-]
I might in fact be.
#4423 to #4422 - lightarcanine (08/20/2014) [-]
Booty had me like
#4424 to #4423 - xoyv (08/20/2014) [-]
YFW the booty
#4411 - utarefson (08/14/2014) [-]
Uh...
User avatar #4410 - ecov ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
fleshlights are aaaaaaaaaaawesome~~~
User avatar #4405 - knightgiver (08/07/2014) [-]
I have a question for you oh lightarcanine
User avatar #4406 to #4405 - lightarcanine (08/07/2014) [-]
Fire away
#4407 to #4406 - knightgiver (08/07/2014) [-]
Think you could you could add me as a random character for one of your OC comics in the future?
Think you could you could add me as a random character for one of your OC comics in the future?
#4408 to #4407 - lightarcanine (08/07/2014) [-]
I don't do that though.
#4409 to #4408 - knightgiver (08/07/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
#4404 - masterofmuffins (08/07/2014) [-]
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www.funnyjunk.com/nsfw/XphMLKc/I+d+sail+her+seven+seas/3#3
Who else but me. Or you, but I got there first.
#4401 - knightgiver (08/07/2014) [-]
Hello my old friend
#4403 to #4402 - knightgiver (08/07/2014) [-]
Got ma colored text.  Hallelujah
Got ma colored text. Hallelujah
#4389 - ecov ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Last night I flirted with this girl in Japanese

I felt like a stud when she gave the reaction "omg this guy knows what I'm saying"
User avatar #4390 to #4389 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
Get that Asian snatch?
User avatar #4391 to #4390 - ecov ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
nah but I would have ****** her in half if I could she was cute as hell

I even did it infront of her father they were working in a takoyaki stand
User avatar #4392 to #4391 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
What's takoyaki?
#4393 to #4392 - ecov ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
it like a cooked ball with octopus and ginger and scallions in it
User avatar #4394 to #4393 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
I want that.

Now.
User avatar #4395 to #4394 - ecov ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
it was so good dude
User avatar #4396 to #4395 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
I'm so hungryyyyy
User avatar #4397 to #4396 - ecov ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
go eat then
User avatar #4398 to #4397 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
It's 1:44 and I have work at 10
User avatar #4399 to #4398 - ecov ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
peace
User avatar #4400 to #4399 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
I dunno if I wanna sleep tho
User avatar #4385 to #4383 - webs (08/01/2014) [-]
How did you....
User avatar #4386 to #4384 - webs (08/01/2014) [-]
MAGIC TRICK!
User avatar #4388 to #4386 - lightarcanine (08/01/2014) [-]
We got Magic Trick'd
#4378 - masterofmuffins (07/31/2014) [-]
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Remember when I said about the connection between Lateralus and 10.000 days? Well it wasn't that way actually. It was about the 12th track f 10.000 days, I don't know it you knew about it.

It seems to be another track non-listed in 10.000 days, and you get it by combining three songs together. "Wings for Marie, Viginti Tres, and 10.000 days"
If you line up Viginti Tres (5:02 min) with Wings for Marie (6:11 min) you have a total track lenght of 11:13 min. Now, where does 10.000 Days fits in this that seems to be meaingless so far? 10.000 Days is an 11:13 min track, as same as the combination of the two other songs. So, when you align Viginti Tres with Wings for Marie (in that order) an at the same time you play 10.000 Days, you have a new song that moves in perfect synchrony as in instruments, melodies, and even lyrically. It seems to be no margin of error.

Did you knew about it?
#4380 to #4378 - lightarcanine (07/31/2014) [-]
Tool - 10,000 Days Hidden Track (Full Perfect Sync)

This song?
Probably my favorite unofficial Tool song.
#4381 to #4380 - masterofmuffins (07/31/2014) [-]
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I just cannot surprise you when it's about Tool, can I?
User avatar #4379 to #4378 - masterofmuffins (07/31/2014) [-]
Forgot to mention that "Viginti Tres" is 23 in latin, and there's already a lot about that number.
User avatar #4377 - roddor (07/30/2014) [-]
Please vote for Fizz with me.
User avatar #4376 to #4360 - lightarcanine (07/30/2014) [-]
Also, you see the Commander 2014 and Clan names?
#4359 - masterofmuffins (07/28/2014) [-]
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Now that's bad.
User avatar #4358 - darksideofthebeast (07/28/2014) [-]
suckin' up all you can suckin' up all you can suck, workin up under my patience like a little tick, fat little parasite.
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK me dry
User avatar #4363 to #4361 - darksideofthebeast (07/30/2014) [-]
wait why did I just say that.

You posted a pic of maynard.
User avatar #4362 to #4361 - darksideofthebeast (07/30/2014) [-]
ticks and leeches - tool.

Song lyrics.
#4364 to #4362 - lightarcanine (07/30/2014) [-]
Are you thinking I didn't know that?
User avatar #4365 to #4364 - darksideofthebeast (07/30/2014) [-]
I did for a moment, it's the ritalin, man.
#4367 to #4365 - lightarcanine (07/30/2014) [-]
At least you're not fretting for your Prozac
User avatar #4368 to #4367 - darksideofthebeast (07/30/2014) [-]
fret for my ritalin and fret for my percocet and fret for my weed and fret for my acid it's a *********** three ring CIRCUUUUUUS SIDESHOW OF FREAKS HERE IN THIS HOPELESS ******* HOLE WE CALL INDIANA
#4369 to #4368 - lightarcanine (07/30/2014) [-]
Nebraska Master Race
User avatar #4370 to #4369 - darksideofthebeast (07/30/2014) [-]
Pennsylvania master race!
L.A master race.
#4371 to #4370 - lightarcanine (07/30/2014) [-]
tfw not in LA for the Underground Prog Metal scene
User avatar #4372 to #4371 - darksideofthebeast (07/30/2014) [-]
tfw L.A is a ******** regardless.
User avatar #4374 to #4373 - darksideofthebeast (07/30/2014) [-]
I wanna buy a bottle of Maynards wine to try it.

Have you ever tried it?
#4375 to #4374 - lightarcanine (07/30/2014) [-]
Caduceus Wine   
   
And no, I haven't.
Caduceus Wine

And no, I haven't.
User avatar #4346 - valve (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude
Someone had a foil Ulamog for 80$
You know I had to
User avatar #4348 to #4346 - lightarcanine (07/27/2014) [-]
Dude. Always go for that.

You pull anything out of M15?
User avatar #4349 to #4348 - valve (07/27/2014) [-]
2 Nissa and every other planeswalker but Garruk
User avatar #4350 to #4349 - lightarcanine (07/27/2014) [-]
I've pulled Soul of Shandalar, Theros, Innistrad, and Zendikar, 2 Chain Veils, Jace, and Liliana.

Feels really bad man.
User avatar #4351 to #4350 - valve (07/27/2014) [-]
Well I was just upset I got no Chords from it
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User avatar #4352 to #4351 - lightarcanine (07/27/2014) [-]
I pulled one in my Japanese box and a playset of Mystics.

2 **********
User avatar #4354 to #4352 - valve (07/27/2014) [-]
I got my play set of those pretty fast
I'm glad they aren't much right now
User avatar #4355 to #4354 - lightarcanine (07/27/2014) [-]
I've been looking for a playset of the Promos.
User avatar #4356 to #4355 - valve (07/27/2014) [-]
For a second I thought you meant chords
User avatar #4357 to #4356 - lightarcanine (07/27/2014) [-]
That would be neat to exist.
User avatar #4366 to #4357 - phanact (07/30/2014) [-]
weebs
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