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lifeisaparty

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Date Signed Up:10/09/2011
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#18926 - Good. Awkward, weird, kinda confusing. All those work fine. 06/09/2015 on lifeisaparty's profile 0
#18924 - Picture 06/09/2015 on lifeisaparty's profile 0
#18922 - Thanks other person I'm pretty sure I've never talked with eit…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2015 on lifeisaparty's profile 0
#18923 - giffythetoad (06/09/2015) [-]
#18924 - lifeisaparty (06/09/2015) [-]
#18920 - Oh well. Thanks for the random concern anyway. So stranger…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/09/2015 on lifeisaparty's profile 0
#18925 - shadowtails (06/09/2015) [-]
Hunkie dorie

This is awkward.
#18926 - lifeisaparty (06/09/2015) [-]
Good.

Awkward, weird, kinda confusing. All those work fine.
User avatar #18921 - giffythetoad (06/09/2015) [-]
I'm glad you're ok.
#18922 - lifeisaparty (06/09/2015) [-]
Thanks other person I'm pretty sure I've never talked with either.
Are you and shadowtails the same person, or what's going on here?
#18923 - giffythetoad (06/09/2015) [-]
#18924 - lifeisaparty (06/09/2015) [-]
#18918 - Don't know if I know you, but I'm pretty okay last I checked. …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/09/2015 on lifeisaparty's profile 0
User avatar #18919 - shadowtails (06/09/2015) [-]
I... don't remember. Huh.
#18920 - lifeisaparty (06/09/2015) [-]
Oh well. Thanks for the random concern anyway.
So stranger, you okay?
#18925 - shadowtails (06/09/2015) [-]
Hunkie dorie

This is awkward.
#18926 - lifeisaparty (06/09/2015) [-]
Good.

Awkward, weird, kinda confusing. All those work fine.
User avatar #18921 - giffythetoad (06/09/2015) [-]
I'm glad you're ok.
#18922 - lifeisaparty (06/09/2015) [-]
Thanks other person I'm pretty sure I've never talked with either.
Are you and shadowtails the same person, or what's going on here?
#18923 - giffythetoad (06/09/2015) [-]
#18924 - lifeisaparty (06/09/2015) [-]
#18914 - Are amazing. Beats brains even in undeadness. How are…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on lifeisaparty's profile 0
User avatar #18915 - derpingthederps (03/29/2015) [-]
So gimme?

I think skype answered that
#18912 - I demand brains! Or chocolate glazed doughnut holes.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2015 on lifeisaparty's profile 0
User avatar #18913 - derpingthederps (03/17/2015) [-]
Chocolate glazed doughnut holes!
User avatar #18914 - lifeisaparty (03/18/2015) [-]
Are amazing. Beats brains even in undeadness.

How are you holding up, anyway?
User avatar #18915 - derpingthederps (03/29/2015) [-]
So gimme?

I think skype answered that
#18910 - Boo!  [+] (5 new replies) 03/12/2015 on lifeisaparty's profile 0
User avatar #18911 - derpingthederps (03/16/2015) [-]
AHHH
User avatar #18912 - lifeisaparty (03/16/2015) [-]
I demand brains!
Or chocolate glazed doughnut holes.
User avatar #18913 - derpingthederps (03/17/2015) [-]
Chocolate glazed doughnut holes!
User avatar #18914 - lifeisaparty (03/18/2015) [-]
Are amazing. Beats brains even in undeadness.

How are you holding up, anyway?
User avatar #18915 - derpingthederps (03/29/2015) [-]
So gimme?

I think skype answered that
#18909 - Soooo.... are the conversations here done for good, then? … 02/27/2015 on lifeisaparty's profile 0
#18908 - And I'm just going to let this one die. 02/23/2015 on lifeisaparty's profile 0

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User avatar #18372 - lifeisaparty (02/09/2015) [-]
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{Don't Starve Music Video} Game of Life
User avatar #18917 - shadowtails ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
Uh... you okay?
#18918 to #18917 - lifeisaparty (06/09/2015) [-]
Don't know if I know you, but I'm pretty okay last I checked.
Why do you ask?
User avatar #18919 to #18918 - shadowtails ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
I... don't remember. Huh.
#18920 to #18919 - lifeisaparty (06/09/2015) [-]
Oh well. Thanks for the random concern anyway.
So stranger, you okay?
#18925 to #18920 - shadowtails ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
Hunkie dorie

This is awkward.
#18926 to #18925 - lifeisaparty (06/09/2015) [-]
Good.

Awkward, weird, kinda confusing. All those work fine.
User avatar #18921 to #18920 - giffythetoad (06/09/2015) [-]
I'm glad you're ok.
#18922 to #18921 - lifeisaparty (06/09/2015) [-]
Thanks other person I'm pretty sure I've never talked with either.
Are you and shadowtails the same person, or what's going on here?
User avatar #18899 - lifeisaparty (02/23/2015) [-]
Derpingthederps.
Filled up the last one.
User avatar #18903 to #18899 - derpingthederps (02/23/2015) [-]
No those legs where mine
User avatar #18909 to #18903 - lifeisaparty (02/27/2015) [-]
Soooo.... are the conversations here done for good, then?
Because, y'know, a heads up would be awesome instead of, y'know, not replying.
#18908 to #18903 - lifeisaparty (02/23/2015) [-]
And I'm just going to let this one die.
User avatar #18902 to #18899 - lifeisaparty (02/23/2015) [-]
#18895

Yeah, people like to be buried with stuff. It's a weird fetish.

Like always.

Technically, you're correct. Either have an underground operation that focused on the research, or cross our fingers hoping it stops being a taboo.
Not even sure I could call it immortality, though. Recreating a brain would just be reviving dead tissue, but it'd be good for brains that get frozen or put in stasis or something because the body is unstable. Then we could have criminals and the like have their brains removed and destroyed if they do certain things and *tada*, fine supply of bodies to reanimate for any and all brains as needed.
User avatar #18905 to #18902 - derpingthederps (02/23/2015) [-]
Surely not one I have. What a waste of stuff

But the brain would be as good as ever though, right?
User avatar #18912 to #18911 - lifeisaparty (03/16/2015) [-]
I demand brains!
Or chocolate glazed doughnut holes.
User avatar #18913 to #18912 - derpingthederps (03/17/2015) [-]
Chocolate glazed doughnut holes!
User avatar #18914 to #18913 - lifeisaparty (03/18/2015) [-]
Are amazing. Beats brains even in undeadness.

How are you holding up, anyway?
User avatar #18915 to #18914 - derpingthederps (03/29/2015) [-]
So gimme?

I think skype answered that
User avatar #18906 to #18905 - lifeisaparty (02/23/2015) [-]
Unless you got revived.

If it hasn't rotted or anything, yeah.
User avatar #18900 to #18899 - lifeisaparty (02/23/2015) [-]
#18897

Actually, the correct wording would be a "tool". Just sayin. Either way, you should really try telling people off now and then. It helps your sanity and gives you less problems to deal with.

It's going to be pretty rarely from here on out, not every day like I do. Come the first it might be not until I get a slow day to even bother and I doubt I'll be having many slow days considering I'll be starting a bunch of stuff along with all the stuff I already do.

Well, it's open then. You can either move these conversations there or start a new one. I'm not going to bother contacting you with it for anything since the track record of you using it is about as steady as I am.
User avatar #18904 to #18900 - derpingthederps (02/23/2015) [-]
Bah, I can never do it. I'm too soft on people.

What stuff will you be starting :o

It might work this time
User avatar #18907 to #18904 - lifeisaparty (02/23/2015) [-]
Eh, dunno if you know but I say if you're not going to do anything about it then don't waste everyone's time and complain about it.

Medical stuff. Duh. Then checking if I'm still fit for the army and if I'm not I'll be starting up a job that isn't scanning items if I can. I really don't know about my options at the time but I'm sick of sitting around doing nothing so I'll be moving sooner than later. Then again I've said that a million times at this point. Either I'll be getting off my ass or I'll plant my ass in the ground. One or the other works at this point, I'm not much for caring anymore.

Don't know, don't care. Here is becoming less and less of an option. I'm just replying at this point because I'm feeling obligated to do so. That won't keep me around long.
#18089 to #18087 - lifeisaparty (01/24/2015) [-]
C-cool?
What is this and why?
#18090 to #18089 - tindarin ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
It's Syd Barrett
I just thought I'd say hi and used that pic to do that
#18091 to #18090 - lifeisaparty (01/24/2015) [-]
Alright then.
Hello to you too. How are you?
#18092 to #18091 - tindarin ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Pretty great! Thanks. Even though it's been a coldass week, it's been really fun.
But how's you?
#18093 to #18092 - lifeisaparty (01/24/2015) [-]
Good to hear.   
It's been really warm here, and I have a whole weekend of nothing to do. So I'm doing pretty well, thanks.
Good to hear.
It's been really warm here, and I have a whole weekend of nothing to do. So I'm doing pretty well, thanks.
#18094 to #18093 - tindarin ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
That's awesome then, glad to hear it. How's the army stuff going?
#18095 to #18094 - lifeisaparty (01/24/2015) [-]
My car died (battery froze due to 20 below temps, then fuse broke upon hooking up the new battery) so I was dead on my feet for a week, and now that my car is up and running I have work plus actual work going on quite a bit for most of next week.   
So I won't be getting up there until the end of next week, Thursday or Friday.
My car died (battery froze due to 20 below temps, then fuse broke upon hooking up the new battery) so I was dead on my feet for a week, and now that my car is up and running I have work plus actual work going on quite a bit for most of next week.
So I won't be getting up there until the end of next week, Thursday or Friday.
#18097 to #18095 - tindarin ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Well it must have been a ****** battery then. I mean it shouldn't break so easily, right?
Well I hope nothing will come in your way next week
#18098 to #18097 - lifeisaparty (01/24/2015) [-]
A fuse blew because it was old, it didn't have much to do with the condition of the battery.   
If it does I'm going to go insane. I finally get everything set and 			******		 things keep delaying the inevitable.
A fuse blew because it was old, it didn't have much to do with the condition of the battery.
If it does I'm going to go insane. I finally get everything set and ****** things keep delaying the inevitable.
#18099 to #18098 - tindarin ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
I see I see. Well it was ****** nonetheless.
Oh cool, don't forget to tell me if you go insane
#18101 to #18099 - lifeisaparty (01/24/2015) [-]
I'm sure you'll be able to tell when I go insane.   
I'll stop coming online altogether.
I'm sure you'll be able to tell when I go insane.
I'll stop coming online altogether.
#18111 to #18101 - tindarin ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
But you gotta tell me when you do though! And I gotta get pics!
#18113 to #18111 - lifeisaparty (01/24/2015) [-]
I would love to, but I can't promise I'll be alive or not in jail.   
If I'm not, though, I'll send you pics of the workshop.
I would love to, but I can't promise I'll be alive or not in jail.
If I'm not, though, I'll send you pics of the workshop.
#18116 to #18113 - tindarin ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Ohhhh yes
Thanks mang, that's all I'm asking for
#18117 to #18116 - lifeisaparty (01/24/2015) [-]
No problem.   
Maybe I'll make something and send it to you, too.
No problem.
Maybe I'll make something and send it to you, too.
#18119 to #18117 - tindarin ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Haha, that'd be grand. Make a cup out of someones skull
#18121 to #18119 - lifeisaparty (01/24/2015) [-]
Sure, make the cup out of the skull, stood on a bit of bone from the leg or arm, the skull held in place by a some ribs (in a V shape going around the base on two or three sides) and finger tips, or mids, across the center of those to provide a decent hold and prevent any loose ribs, then some spare bones as decoration on the bottom. Any holes sealed with treated skin.   
It'd be the best cup you could never show anyone.
Sure, make the cup out of the skull, stood on a bit of bone from the leg or arm, the skull held in place by a some ribs (in a V shape going around the base on two or three sides) and finger tips, or mids, across the center of those to provide a decent hold and prevent any loose ribs, then some spare bones as decoration on the bottom. Any holes sealed with treated skin.
It'd be the best cup you could never show anyone.
#18132 to #18121 - tindarin ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Naaah. No skin, just bones. It's gonna look way better like that. Better scrape all that flesh off from the bones too! I want it bony and bony, not skinny and meaty
#18133 to #18132 - lifeisaparty (01/24/2015) [-]
Treated skin. It's either that or some non human filler for the holes in the skulls.   
Treated skin will be dyed and such to properly fit the casting, maybe have it pitch black to make it seem as empty eyes. Either way, the holes would have to be filled.   
I could just send you a skull, but then you'd be making it into a cup, not me.   
   
I'm also heading off to sleep now. Have a good night.
Treated skin. It's either that or some non human filler for the holes in the skulls.
Treated skin will be dyed and such to properly fit the casting, maybe have it pitch black to make it seem as empty eyes. Either way, the holes would have to be filled.
I could just send you a skull, but then you'd be making it into a cup, not me.

I'm also heading off to sleep now. Have a good night.
User avatar #18136 to #18133 - tindarin ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Hmm. Just don't make it too skinny then it's fine.
That does sound kinda cool, go ahead!
It'd turn out horrible if I tried, no way mang, you do it

Nite nite lifey, seeya later
#17870 - lifeisaparty (01/18/2015) [-]
Derpingthederps   
Just starting a fresh comment thread as the other ones seem dead.   
   
How're you?
Derpingthederps
Just starting a fresh comment thread as the other ones seem dead.

How're you?
User avatar #18888 to #17870 - derpingthederps (02/21/2015) [-]
Normally it's just bones and a decaying suit.
What even are they?
Something with more colour.
So in other words, unless we've got no home unless it stops being a taboo. Nice
User avatar #18891 to #18888 - lifeisaparty (02/21/2015) [-]
Psh, there's more often than not a ring or something valuable in there.
They're just the story behind Don't Starve. How it all came to be, and a little bit of the history of Maxwell (William).
Nah, needs less color if anything.
Yes and no. Yes in the sense that I think I know what you're saying, no in the sense that I don't know what you're saying.
User avatar #18895 to #18891 - derpingthederps (02/22/2015) [-]
Really? I could do with a few more rings...
Ooh, that'd be a lil interesting to know, being as you just wake up
Agree to desagree
You translated it right! Damn how to brain
#18894 to #18891 - lifeisaparty (02/21/2015) [-]
"So in other words, we've got no hope unless it stops being a taboo. Nice."
That's my translation.
Did I get it?
User avatar #18852 to #17870 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Paints been got. Now I just need to actual paint. I'm a lil spooked, never done it before.
But sure! I'm sure we can bring up some old topics, could be good fun.
Sleep well!
User avatar #18885 to #18852 - lifeisaparty (02/21/2015) [-]
I can understand that, but you can leave whenever you want anywhere else as well. Just tell people you don't feel up to talking or set your status to busy. It's really not hard to avoid people. I do it all the time.

That requires me to do the same. Let me know if you're going to and if you are I'll just leave it open 24/7 and reply one reply at time like we do here, but with proper notifications.

We certainly work and think differently, and my way of thinking is obviously unstable considering just yesterday apparently I wasn't planning on coming online at all as seen in my last reply. I go to the hospital for that on the second of next month.
But anyway, I don't care if you do or don't think of me poorly, I'm sticking to what I said and nothing's changing it, not even my medical disorder can change my mind. This place sucks.
User avatar #18889 to #18885 - derpingthederps (02/21/2015) [-]
I guess so, just some people act a little poorly to me just up and leaving or get offended. It's a lil annoying, to say the least.

It could be a good idea since you hate this place to the point of never coming back sometimes.

Fair enough! I guess skype it has to be~

User avatar #18893 to #18889 - lifeisaparty (02/21/2015) [-]
This Borderline Personality disorder stuff is really starting to bother me.
"...not even my medical disorder can change my mind. This place sucks."
"Funny enough today I don't even mind it. I guess it just has to do with the day, just like everything else for me."

So I guess whatever I say just don't take it seriously until the next time we talk about it?
Still don't like this place, but not saying I hate this place... today.
User avatar #18892 to #18889 - lifeisaparty (02/21/2015) [-]
Alright, seriously? Those people need to be told to **** off. I'm a clingy little bitch sometimes and I don't even do that **** . There's skeptic, and then there's just being greedy.

Funny enough today I don't even mind it. I guess it just has to do with the day, just like everything else for me.

So... DO leave skype open 24/7?
User avatar #18897 to #18892 - derpingthederps (02/22/2015) [-]
Eh, what can I say. I'm a fool.

So sometimes you might still come here.

I guess so, yeah!
User avatar #18853 to #18852 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh. It's actual painting. I didn't expect that one.
Whatever you do works fine I'm sure.
I slept horribly, probably the worst sleep I've gotten in a long time ironically enough.
Anyway, how's the painting going?
User avatar #18854 to #18853 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm gunna start tomorrow.
I'm doing my room and swapping rooms with someone. So I wanna start as early as I can so we can have it all done in a day
User avatar #18855 to #18854 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Ah. Well alright then.
User avatar #18856 to #18855 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
I'll probably start as soon as I wake up moving stuff out of my room and get all the **** ready. I'm kinda looking forward to it honestly
#18857 to #18856 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
You've told me nothing about any of this beyond that you were "getting paint" and the stuff just now. So I'll just say that everything sounds all good and we'll be good here, right? Because I really don't know what else I could be saying.
You've told me nothing about any of this beyond that you were "getting paint" and the stuff just now. So I'll just say that everything sounds all good and we'll be good here, right? Because I really don't know what else I could be saying.
User avatar #18858 to #18857 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeh, you can do that. I'm just not really sure what else to say myself
User avatar #18859 to #18858 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Huh. Well I wouldn't want to be a bother.
Have a good whatever you're doing, hope it's going well.
I'm not hanging around where I'm not wanted.
User avatar #18860 to #18859 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Huh... well alright, I hope you have a good one too
User avatar #18861 to #18860 - lifeisaparty (02/18/2015) [-]
Huh, don't starve together is actually really awesome.
Mrgreat needs to learn not to die, though... It's a little frustrating. He died from the dark once, then from hounds. At least the second time he survived more than two nights, a whole week even.
Sadly, dogs don't wait for you to heal up.
He does learn pretty quick, though. I still think it would be pretty cool with everyone in there.
User avatar #18862 to #18861 - derpingthederps (02/18/2015) [-]
Theres dogs in there? Since when was there dogs.
You gotta give him some credit though, he didn't starve
Maybe I will one day~
#18863 to #18862 - lifeisaparty (02/18/2015) [-]
Hounds. After living for at least one week hounds will attack the player(s). You can run or you can fight. You cannot, however, fight on low health.
That is true, but the second name of the game should be don't stand around in the dark. Charlie isn't that dangerous unless you mess a button up. Or out of resources, but how would that even happen? I have no idea. He just wasn't paying attention.
Do or don't, I still love that game. Wendy is actually pretty fun.
User avatar #18864 to #18863 - derpingthederps (02/18/2015) [-]
Well that doesn't sound very fun.
Who is charlie :o
I wanna be wendy irl
User avatar #18865 to #18864 - lifeisaparty (02/18/2015) [-]
They drop meat and teeth, both are very useful. I often lead them to something that will kill them for me, such as pigs, or spiders, or tentacles, or mermen.
Charlie (aka The Grue) or "The Night Monster" is the "creature" who attacks you when you're in complete darkness. She was Williams (Maxwell's) assistant in his original magic acts that got him and her into the location that is Don't Starve.
www.dontstarvegame.com/science/mdocs/max/stage/1/grand-finale.html
Nobody really knows what happened to her, but it's clear she became some sort of monster, as she attacks everyone who ends up in the dark.
Meh, I'm already a lot like her and I can say it's not that great. Though she is perfect for situations like Don't Starve.
User avatar #18867 to #18865 - derpingthederps (02/19/2015) [-]
Ha, sounds like a very easy way to get it done.
Well I'll be damned. That clearly didn't go to plan.
It'd be cool to know what it looks like.
But you can't fix up the dead!
User avatar #18872 to #18867 - lifeisaparty (02/19/2015) [-]
Okay, I'm not sure if it's just a mood swing or what but have you browsed around FJ lately, just for ***** and giggles?
This place is actually quite horrible when you step back and look at it. The way people make the same jokes over and over and the way the same people do the same thing every day. They hate anyone else who does anything stupid but love certain people who do, hate different sites that they copy everything from and just over all hypocrite their way to ******** land, and then proceed to brag about how great they are.
I remember why I hate the majority of this community, and all of it's popular users. This is pathetic at best.
Why do you like this?
What does this site have that skype or steam can't replicate? The reaction pics? Do you keep coming back for the reaction pics you don't even use anymore? Or just a select few friends you can't get to get out of this place? Like you. You drag me here. Who's dragging you here?
User avatar #18874 to #18872 - derpingthederps (02/20/2015) [-]
It's a mix of things. Mostly that I can come here, reply at my own pace to people and I'm not sure why, but I always feel different talking on here than I do other places. If you just stay away from actual content and random people, it's not too bad
User avatar #18876 to #18874 - lifeisaparty (02/20/2015) [-]
It's annoying, to say the least. This place really does suck. Steam and Skype allow you reply at your own pace as well, and are better overall for real time conversations.
Yeah, I suppose if you stay away from the main reason this site is what this site is it becomes less stupid. Too bad there's not much else to do when you decide to hang around waiting for replies from someone because this site doesn't give proper notifications.
User avatar #18880 to #18876 - lifeisaparty (02/20/2015) [-]
Seriously, though. If you weren't on here I wouldn't bother coming on. Ever.
And honestly I'm having trouble convincing myself that half these conversations we've had are even worth me coming on this site I seem to dislike oh so much.
I don't know. You need to throw me another line to contact you at because one day I might just commit myself to not coming back to this site and I'd really hate to leave you behind because of it, but this place just sucks. The majority of the community and the majority of everything on here. One day and it may be soon I'm going to delete all comments, lock down my profile and not come back to this site.
I'm not asking you to leave and not come back and abandon all the friends you have on here, but bloody hell, can't you just drop me a message on anywhere that isn't here?
I get what you mean when you say you feel different when you talk here. I get it too. It feels less personal, probably because it is. Lovely distractions we call reaction pics and Different kinds of text, maybe even a smiley or three, just so you don't have to face the actual conversation as much. Y'know the good part of anywhere else? The conversations there mean something to me. Here it's just BS after BS. I write something and it seems absurd to me the next day and the conversations lose their thrill. All the other conversations are merely a "yup, nothing else to say so lets throw a reply on this to keep something going" at this point. And don't get me started on how quick it starts to loop...
I love talking with you, I really do. But at this point I don't see the point in doing so.
Maybe not talking would be best for us for a while. Y'know, wait for something to happen. Something that would be a good conversation. But I don't feel like talking about things and coming back a day later and realizing that you really don't have any interest in the topic, or I don't, and still having to go along with it. Or maybe I don't. Maybe I'll just drop out without warning on things. I try to avoid it to seem like less of an asshole but I just don't care anymore. Think of me what you will.
I don't know when I'll be back. I have a lot of **** I'm going through and more **** I need done. I'm not going out of my way to have conversations with you. The game of tag doesn't work, but I guess it's all we got. Because this is the only place you come by anymore. I'll be busy being anywhere else.
So. Tag, you're it.
User avatar #18883 to #18880 - derpingthederps (02/20/2015) [-]
Well, to get a long, long story short, I've wanted to be a little bit... lonesome lately.
Like, to a point that isn't healthy. I've not felt myself. Not sad as such. Just unlike myself. It's kinda why I've only been coming here. Less people to talk too, and I can much easier leave.

I guess I could give skype ago, set it to open on launch and we'd be good to go.

I don't really think poorly of you or anything cause of it. It's just we have different ways of thinking and working, it's cool man
#18870 to #18867 - lifeisaparty (02/19/2015) [-]
It works very well. Things die and you get neat stuff for it.   
Y'know, funny thing about that. The startup says April 17th 1906 in San Francisco. Well, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1906_San_Francisco_earthquake   
Oh hey, I have a picture of "it" right here.   
Well, to be fair I have yet to try.
It works very well. Things die and you get neat stuff for it.
Y'know, funny thing about that. The startup says April 17th 1906 in San Francisco. Well, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1906_San_Francisco_earthquake
Oh hey, I have a picture of "it" right here.
Well, to be fair I have yet to try.
User avatar #18875 to #18870 - derpingthederps (02/20/2015) [-]
It'd be cool if that happened in real life.
AND THE PLOT THICKENS. So it all caused an earthquake!
Something seems off about this...
Try it then! It wont work!
#18878 to #18875 - lifeisaparty (02/20/2015) [-]
It kinda does.
Clearly you haven't gone though all the William Carter puzzles...
<---- Real life photo taken just yesterday.
Well, all it would require is a way to replicate brain cells to reacquire proper brain function. It would be difficult, but if I dug into some darker research there would probably be an easy way to have blank cells replicate brain cells. The real trouble would be having them interconnected to each other to have a basic function to even open or close their eyes. It would probably take millions upon billions of connections to even do such a thing. So unless I could create self linking brain cells from empty embryonic cells, I don't think it would be too possible without some cheating.
User avatar #18881 to #18878 - derpingthederps (02/20/2015) [-]
Not to the same extent.
I've not gone though any.
It's a lil... black.
It sounds so impossible, it wont be done in our lifetimes!
User avatar #18884 to #18881 - lifeisaparty (02/21/2015) [-]
Clearly you've never gone grave-digging.
They're pretty cool, if you get bored and have some time I'd recommend you take a look at least.
What did you expect?
It's not impossible. It's difficult. There's a big difference. It could be easily replicated via a computer anyway (implant one to replicate a brain and create advanced AI for the body. May not solve the rot problem, though.), though we'll likely never see it as messing with the dead is a pretty big taboo in a large majority of places.
User avatar #18827 to #17870 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
I'll just ask when you mention army again
#18828 to #18827 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Which will probably be never.
Props for the thought, though.
User avatar #18829 to #18828 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
We'll find out one day, that I'm sure
User avatar #18830 to #18829 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
You will, I'm sure.
User avatar #18831 to #18830 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
What are you up to, anyway?
#18832 to #18831 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Enjoying Wendy's quotes from don't starve. Just going through all of them on the wiki.
She's pretty neat.
#18833 to #18832 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Sounds like you're having fun.
Guessing most are pretty dark, huh?
#18834 to #18833 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
She's a lot like I would be if I was in her situation.
For example:
Rope- "That would be the easy way out of this place."
dont-starve-game.wikia.com/wiki/Wendy_quotes
User avatar #18835 to #18834 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
"Piggyback- "They are more useful in death."
"Tent- "Sleep is but a preview of death." I like those two. I really do. Mostly piggy. Oink
User avatar #18836 to #18835 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Flower- "It's bright and cheery. Blech."
Evil Flower - "At least they're better than the other flowers."
My favorite part right there.
User avatar #18837 to #18836 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Now that is completely you!
Winterometer- "Why do I feel it is measuring my mortality?"
ha
User avatar #18838 to #18837 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
I saw that one too. It's less funny when you realize how true it is.
User avatar #18839 to #18838 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
That's actually what made it funny for me!
User avatar #18840 to #18839 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
You don't play the game enough! It's horrible watching it drop.
User avatar #18841 to #18840 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Burn it. Then it wont drop!
User avatar #18842 to #18841 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
You can do that, but what a waste.
User avatar #18843 to #18842 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
But it wont be horrible!
User avatar #18844 to #18843 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
It will when winter or summer sets in when you're not fully prepared.
User avatar #18845 to #18844 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Destroy the meter = no winter!
Also I'll be back in around 5 mins.
User avatar #18849 to #18845 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Ah, alas. Sleep beckons to my shattered mind.
As much as I would love to hang around and talk, it seems the conversations have lost their spark as it is. I am sleepy and not feeling well, so I think I'll give in.
It was fun. We should talk again and bring up conversations past. See what different moods can do to a conversation.
Anyway, I doubt you'd be interested in my ramblings any longer.
Hope you have a good one or three. Be sure to tell me how and what exactly that painting thing is. Goodnight.
User avatar #18848 to #18845 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
All the better to lose my mind with.
I'll be here.
#18847 to #18845 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
I'd love it if that worked.
Have fun.
I'll be here, slowly driving myself more and more insane.
User avatar #18846 to #18845 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Right right. More than 5 mins. Moms home and she wants to go right now, as the has to work again soon. I shouldn't be too long. Seeya in a bit!
User avatar #18788 to #17870 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Theres someone, oh god there is someone. I'm not sure where or when you'll find em, but everybody gets one.
Friend? I'd think of him more than that
true that. It's why I wouldn't mind studying it, but electronics surely has my main eye. The brain is brilliant though, I wont deny
User avatar #18850 to #18788 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh, and by "only real friend I have" I hope you know I meant outside of this electrical box.
User avatar #18851 to #18850 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
I kinda guessed you probably meant something like that, being that you keep me around!
#18866 to #18851 - lifeisaparty (02/19/2015) [-]
Ah, good to know you know I love ya with all the homo. Best friend in a box a psycho could ask for.
User avatar #18868 to #18866 - derpingthederps (02/19/2015) [-]
I'd second that, except you're the on in the the box
User avatar #18869 to #18868 - lifeisaparty (02/19/2015) [-]
I ain't in no box. I have legs. I use them occasionally.
User avatar #18873 to #18869 - derpingthederps (02/20/2015) [-]
But so do I!
User avatar #18879 to #18873 - lifeisaparty (02/20/2015) [-]
Nope, you just have a picture of a face. No legs to be seen.
User avatar #18882 to #18879 - derpingthederps (02/20/2015) [-]
Same for you.
#18886 to #18882 - lifeisaparty (02/21/2015) [-]
I have a picture of legs for me, tho.
User avatar #18887 to #18886 - derpingthederps (02/21/2015) [-]
I probably do to! Somewhere...
User avatar #18890 to #18887 - lifeisaparty (02/21/2015) [-]
Gotta share pics for proof there, m8.
User avatar #18898 to #18896 - lifeisaparty (02/23/2015) [-]
Ohey, it's Miss Sara Bellum.
User avatar #18790 to #18788 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure. And I starred in Fat Albert.
What do you think he is, then?
Well, duh. That's why it's the brain and not the butt.
User avatar #18792 to #18790 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
C'mon you're not that bad. If those bible nuts, walmart monsters and misc can find someone, i'm 900% sure you can.
I imagine him like a twin of yours, really. Real close, sometimes too close. But you love him.
Hey, don't diss. Butts are nice too sometimes
User avatar #18794 to #18792 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, but the problem is I'm not willing to "settle"... most of the time.
Oh, so as in the other conversation, like Wendy and Abigail? That's probably why I've taken such a nice liking to her lately.
I'd rather a good brain over a good butt.
User avatar #18796 to #18794 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm sure you will. I mean what about stalker ex? Wasn't she great till she became crazy?
Whoa, yeah! Exactly like that actually.
Oh no kidding. I'm not sure what I'd do without my brain power
User avatar #18799 to #18796 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Yes and no, I never did trust her enough to even get intimate. That proved well in the long run, though.
She is pretty freaking awesome...
Probably sit on your perfect butt.
User avatar #18801 to #18799 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Ooh, a wise choice then. I can't imagine what would happen if you did marry her
Imagine if you could actually split into two beings. If you were told birdie could have his own body, would you accept?
Ha, yeah. Maybe wobble it, too
User avatar #18803 to #18801 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
I'd kill her or she'd kill me. Oh what fun we would have.
Oh hell to the **** yeah. 24/7 consciousness AND I get to enjoy the brilliance and damaging fixing ways of the little bird, I would take it in a heartbeat. Still wouldn't go anywhere without him, but damn would we be so much more efficient.
No, no. Just sit. Without a brain you'd be dead. But man, what a butt.
User avatar #18805 to #18803 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
I imagine she'd kill you AND herself. together forever.
Man, talking with two of you at once would be hard. I'd have like 50 convos going. But It sounds like it'd be damn good though.
Ooh. I see. Well, so worth it
User avatar #18807 to #18805 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
In the pits of hell. Ha.
I doubt Birdie would talk too much with you. Not that he's not a fan of you, he's just often busy with other things. If he didn't pick the name Birdie I'd call him bookworm.
Haha. You poop yourself when you die.
User avatar #18809 to #18807 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Maybe you and her would become the kind and queen of it. Then try and kill each other. Again.
That's handy, then. I'll just get the info from you then. Ah, if only it was possible.
Oh gee no thanks
User avatar #18811 to #18809 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh no. She's the perfect little catholic. She's be bugging me for an eternity to repent so we can go to heaven together. Now THAT is hell.
If you want info I can still speak to Birdie. Ask what you want and we'll see how much he can pull from the back of my mind.
Not a good poop either, just a stinky, I died smell. Best to avoid the body if you're going to die.
User avatar #18813 to #18811 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh lawd. Kill her first. Don't join her in hell!
Well, I'm curious. If he had his own body, what would be the first thing he got himself busy with.
I'm never going to die now
User avatar #18815 to #18813 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Naw **** that, I'll just let her go on her path of "holy ways" so she's not in my way when I finally take over hell.
Doctoring. So much doctoring. He would read up so many illnesses, treatments to them, and watch a ton of surgery procedures. Seriously, if you get injured with me or him around, together we can really patch you up quickly and improve your chances at survival.
Good luck.
User avatar #18817 to #18815 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
That works too.
Ha, I kinda imagined as such. He was so into that. That reminds me, you keep saying about the army, is amedd still your plan? Or you gunna do something else there?
Cheers!
User avatar #18819 to #18817 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Then we'd both be happy.
I'll worry about all that after my mental stuff is done.
User avatar #18821 to #18819 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Forever and ever
Righty. I'll have to save that question for later
User avatar #18822 to #18821 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
No. For me it's apparently for about 24-72 hours.
Yeah, just keep asking it. One day you'll get an answer I'm sure.
User avatar #18823 to #18822 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
I'll probably forget by then
#18826 to #18823 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
I'll either not care or I'll forget.
One way or another don't expect me to remember.
User avatar #18739 to #17870 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Nor do I really, but I think those pills could be your best shot...
#18741 to #18739 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Jokes on you!
Pills are a last resort.
It involves a big mix of them to target each individual thing.
And half of which I've taken and they didn't do anything.

psychcentral.com/lib/borderline-personality-disorder-treatment/0001065#meds
User avatar #18743 to #18741 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Then I'm not really all too sure then... I guess it might be just a shot at nothing.
Just don't give up all hope yet.
We might find new ways to treat that stuff, some other pills might help. I'm not sure, but just please don't give up on it
User avatar #18745 to #18743 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
I don't think I have anything else I can do at this point, though...
User avatar #18747 to #18745 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Well, quitting is a promise of no help. Now you have the exact name of what it is, can you not look online for other advices and treatments and so on?
User avatar #18749 to #18747 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
It's different in everyone...
There's really no clear cut way to fix it.
I can look, but I don't even know where I'd start.
User avatar #18751 to #18749 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
That's why you test around, no?
Start where ever you can get a solid footing
User avatar #18754 to #18751 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, but test around on what? Where's the footholds? What am I even doing. I don't have the motivation to even bother starting now.
User avatar #18755 to #18754 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Ways of treating it. I'm sure there are advices on all kinds of websites online. Well, I can understand the no motivation being a problem, but when you find some, it'll be worth a shot
User avatar #18757 to #18755 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, because websites online were such a great help on the understanding of what autism is...
I don't know right now, I appreciate the thought, I wasn't expecting anything really, but right now it's null. Try the same advice tomorrow, I might be more inclined to listen. If I can even bother to pull myself online tomorrow...
User avatar #18763 to #18757 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Ah, but autism is hard. It's a bit similar, but since it has so many different kinds, it gets complicated. I know no mental illness is clear, but I imagine with this it might be a little better defined and easier to research.
Well, I'll be sure to give it ago. I don't want you to give up
User avatar #18767 to #18765 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Give up trying to fix it. You sound defeated and like you don't want try anything more as much as not helped yet.
I think the "Identity disturbance" is a big one out of all of them.
Some of those theoropies seem a little like something that wouldn't help you much... I mean some just have things you hate. For example the first says about some group skills..
User avatar #18769 to #18767 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh. Actually yeah, that sounds about right. I think I've already done that. I don't plan on killing myself. Well, today. But there's nothing I can do at this point.
How so?
Yeah, that's why I'm looking forward to them oh so much.
User avatar #18771 to #18769 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Fair point. But i don't want you thinking theres no chance ever. Right this second though, there might not be much.
Life and birdy, the amazing duo. I think that'd come under it.
I think if I was in the medical field I'd want actually medicines to come first then talks for those where nothing else has helped
User avatar #18774 to #18771 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter what I think. Tomorrow I'll think something different. That's my life.
Oi. Ain't nobody doing **** to the little bird on my shoulder. ******* better kill me because they take him away and I'm going to lose my **** .
That's why you're not in the medical field. People like me, medications aren't always welcome. Take me for example, I'm willing to try anything else first.
User avatar #18777 to #18774 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Somethings will never change though. Or at least not as often, for example you've liked both starbound and tf2 for a good long while.
that's what I've been thinking about actually, what would happen if they changed that. Would one of you die out, merge or something completely different.
Maybe it's just cause I don't really believe mind over matter then.
User avatar #18781 to #18777 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
That's because I can do different things in them no matter how I'm feeling.
I'll tell you what would happen. I would go insane. That would be the day I start putting heads on a pike. Chew off a face or two and light the whole damn world on fire. Nobody is going to mess with the bird on my shoulder. Nobody.
Hard to believe matter can do anything when you're talking about the mind.
User avatar #18783 to #18781 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Can you not do that with some aspects with life though? Lets say you get married, sometimes you could take your partner out for food, sometimes you could do some **** round the house e.g fix something or paint and so on. Life isn't always yes or no, you can do different stuff too!
Good, good. Well, not what you would end up doing, glad you don't want him gone, though.
I think it depends on ones views on life to how believable that is. I mean, I see it this way. Our conscious, feelings and thoughts are all chemicals. mess with em, and well, things change
User avatar #18787 to #18783 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
People like stability. I don't think there's someone out there for me who will put up with me occasionally feeling unwell enough to get out of bed for a day.
Damn right I don't want him gone. Only real friend I have.
That's true, but you can manually hardware you brain to develop certain chemicals, or become immune to them. Not only that, but while doing that you can learn to live with a certain balance of chemicals. The brain is an amazingly compatible thing.
#18665 to #17870 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Perhaps, as long as you're not so good to the point now you can kill me without even looking.
But I'm still old!
I'm a bit overly pompous at times, I do have bad teeth. I think like an asshole but don't act as one. I don't think. And bad food, well all we eat is foreign food these days, so
Good! I think. It's a rugged way to make yourself do it, but nice that you're finally getting around to it! Assuming you still wanted to do it
User avatar #18692 to #18665 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
psychcentral.com/lib/borderline-personality-disorder-treatment/0001065
psychcentral.com/lib/symptoms-of-borderline-personality-disorder/0001063
psychcentral.com/lib/living-with-borderline-personality-disorder/0005004

Guess it was worth seeing the therapist.
There's treatments but they're not proven to work.
I go in for official testing in a couple weeks to see how bad it is, but they're saying it seems pretty severe already...
User avatar #18694 to #18692 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Ooh, theres hope then!
Are you glad something is finally being done though, without any metal hospitals or anything?
User avatar #18699 to #18694 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
I am very not happy about the entire thing.
User avatar #18701 to #18699 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Really? Could you fill me in a bit on as too why? I could take a few guesses but I thought some facts and stuff might've been good.
#18705 to #18701 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Because it not only effects my personality and my energy to do actual work, it could be responsible for my depressions and is the root of my mistrust in everyone and dislike for everyone.
psychcentral.com/lib/symptoms-of-borderline-personality-disorder/0001063
All those.
And answer is only comforting when it's something that is curable, something that you can learn to live with.
People with this around 60% of the time don't learn to live with it, and don't benefit at all from therapy.
This isn't comforting. Everyday I wake up and everything is new, my outlook on life, my thoughts of people and myself and the way I think and do things. And to know this isn't just a rut and I'll be stuck with this forever is kind of scary.

No, I don't like this answer, and no it doesn't make me feel better.
User avatar #18709 to #18705 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Oooh... crap. Well, I'll be honest man, for what your life is, you still do a good job. I think you're very likely able to deal with it in the future. I mean, you're a hard working person who is clearly skilled. Life will be harder, but man I think you might be able to come out on top of this
User avatar #18711 to #18709 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
It's not fair...
One day I can be happy, and the next I could be putting a gun into my mouth, and the next I could be pointing it at the one person who helped me survive the day before.
Talent, skill, one days ability to control myself will be of no use for the next.
None of this even matters.
Ask me tomorrow how I feel, it'll be the polar opposite.
There's no stability, nothing I do matters, tomorrow will be different. I'll grow to hate then love then hate then love the same things over and over over the course of a single day.
I hate this. All I've been working for is something that will end with a stable, happy life for me. And to know I won't ******* get it...
And what's even worse is now that it's pointed out to me I see all the time's I've already done it and knowing I'll do it again is just crushing...
User avatar #18715 to #18711 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
I can start to see why you don't like the news at all...
Is it really a guarantee of no happiness though? I mean sometimes I see you being really happy for such small reasons and your life at home isn't too... great. It might always be unstable with things changing, but I think it might become less so, or at least you'll be happy once you get the life you want. I guess I'm just saying a lot of this on hopes and dreams, but you're alright at times, so I think you can make those times last longer if your life improves too
User avatar #18717 to #18715 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
It won't, though... It honestly won't.
I just have days where I wake up, once everything is order I just start to feel depressed, and I don't want to do anything or talk to anyone, even on happier days where I have no reason to feel that way.
There's days where I'll be happy to be eating dirt, and days where I'll be sad eating expensive dinners on gold plated fine china...
There's literally nothing behind it. No rhyme or reason. I'm just broken.
User avatar #18720 to #18717 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Well, didn't you say some people can get better with it? You should try everything you can with those things. Don't shoot yourself down and think it's the end. theres still hope
User avatar #18723 to #18720 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
I've been trying to become more stable and reliable for years.
I've failed for years.
I don't think just because I know the source of the problem, I'm going to be able to do anything I haven't already done to control the fire.
User avatar #18725 to #18723 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
but you said about some more specific treatments right?
Just keep seeing the doc for awhile, see if she can bring in some new lights, it might not be all doom and gloom
#18727 to #18725 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Damn it, I still don't like the idea of going to a hospital.
They'll probably poke my brain with stuff.
Stick things in me...
I never asked for this.
I never wanted this.
User avatar #18728 to #18727 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah... I can imagine...
I'd normally saying about just stopping, but I really feel this is something you might want to follow though with. Once you've got this far, I feel it might just do more harm to back out
User avatar #18731 to #18728 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
I'll just sleep on it and decide tomorrow.
HA, it's funny because it's like spinning the wheel of ******* fate.
User avatar #18732 to #18731 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Well alright man, I hope you sleep well and hope it doesn't get to you
User avatar #18734 to #18732 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
I didn't mean now.
I'll probably end up going whether I like it or not.
User avatar #18735 to #18734 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
OHH.
I think that could be a good thing
User avatar #18737 to #18735 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Sorry.
I don't like your thinking.
User avatar #18795 to #18690 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
A sacrifice of your own blood?
#18797 to #18795 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
No, no. A sacrifice of anyone's blood.
You can die and she'll be summoned, but it's not recommended.
User avatar #18798 to #18797 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Wait. So if she lives and you die, the game still continues?
User avatar #18800 to #18798 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Nope. You both get to wander around dead until you decide that you're bored and start a new one.
User avatar #18802 to #18800 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh. So pretty much instantly then!
User avatar #18804 to #18802 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, exactly. Dying is not recommended in this game. Just like starving. Or burning. Or being eaten.
User avatar #18806 to #18804 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Or ending up in coma. That's pretty dull, too
User avatar #18808 to #18806 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
You can't end up in a coma, tho. You can only beat the game. It's close, but different.
User avatar #18810 to #18808 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh. Well I wont wanna do that!
That's no fun
User avatar #18812 to #18810 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
But you get a new char from it that's ridiculously OP. Constant sanity boost, three Abigail like shadow creatures he can summon at will, and a powerful sword.
I never bothered getting him because he's just so OP and bland. Dang William.
Wendy 5ever.
User avatar #18814 to #18812 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Sounds like something i need just to get past day 1
User avatar #18816 to #18814 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
All you have to do to get him is beat the game.
Seriously, you should join me and mrgreat sometime in DST. I'll be teaching him the things to do, I could teach you as well.
User avatar #18818 to #18816 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
I have a problem doing that ;-;
I think if I get back into games, it's something I'll do. But I'll probably do starbound first.I tried it not so long ago and loved the new updates. I'm just not too much into games currently
User avatar #18820 to #18818 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Everyone does.
Meh, fair enough. Starbound is more fun and Don't Starve is more dedication to simple tasks. Both are all about experiencing something new, so that's what keeps me going back.
Ah well, as long as you get back on steam at some point. If for nothing else just to leave open.
User avatar #18824 to #18820 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Mhm! Both are good in their own ways, but I just don't know if I have the patience for don't starve
User avatar #18825 to #18824 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
It's very unforgiving, that's for sure. Best to stick to Starbound.
Maybe I could join you again there someday.
User avatar #18764 to #18690 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Anywhere between 3-8 hours I'm going to assume. Granted, I will pop off before then to have a shower and the shave.
User avatar #18766 to #18764 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Huh. Hopefully it's somewhere in the middle. 4-5 hours.
I have this itchy feeling of not wanting to be alone and wanting someone to talk with.
Somehow I think being alone would be worse.
User avatar #18768 to #18766 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
So I probably shouldn't shower just yet then, since shaving takes me a good 30 onto of the 15 mins of showering...
#18770 to #18768 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm on YouTube and I just found a half hour long video to kill time with.
If you're going to do it, you might as well do it now while I have something else to distract me from my own thoughts.
User avatar #18772 to #18770 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Then I'll do just that! I'll be back as soon as I can!
User avatar #18775 to #18773 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
I must be getting better. I managed to shave relatively quick for once.
i wonder if I'd be any good at using a cutthroat on anyone else
User avatar #18776 to #18775 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Practice makes perfect.
Ha, you probably mean in a different way than I'm thinking.
User avatar #18778 to #18776 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
I mean in the way where I don't actually cut their throat
User avatar #18779 to #18778 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Definitely not thinking what I'm thinking then.
User avatar #18780 to #18779 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
There might still be a little blood though
User avatar #18782 to #18780 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Good! I mean, no. Bad. Practice more.
User avatar #18784 to #18782 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
On it like a hot pocket!
User avatar #18785 to #18784 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
In other news Wendy from Don't starve is pretty cool.
User avatar #18786 to #18785 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Been playing her I guessing? :o
#18789 to #18786 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh yeah. She's really fun I have to say.
Very similar to the things I would say, very grim and dark, I love it. She also has a ghostly sister who fights alongside her, making her very useful in combat. Abigail makes a really good tank with AOE damage and she's rather quick and can be re-summoned every 2-3 days.
Along with all that she also stays very sane, considering she's not afraid of the dark nor dying nor monsters nor ghosts.
She's quickly becoming my top choice in characters.
User avatar #18791 to #18789 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
She does sound pretty great, I'll admit. 2-3 days isn't that long, but enough to die if it's when a monster attacks, which sucks.
Question, though. Why is she coming out of the tea
#18793 to #18791 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, and she's weaker, too. Hits for less. So it's often best to run away sometimes and come back when you got yo backup.
Because Abigail requires a blood sacrifice to be summoned and Wendy is just the girl to do that.
User avatar #18730 to #18690 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
What if I offer to join too?
User avatar #18733 to #18730 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Then we'll be best of friends forevers.
User avatar #18736 to #18733 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Does that mean I'll have to butcher people?
#18738 to #18736 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
No, you just have to cook them.
#18740 to #18738 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
I can try, but it might end up a bit burned
#18742 to #18740 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
That's okay. You'll learn.
User avatar #18744 to #18742 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
i hope I can learn quick enough for ya
User avatar #18746 to #18744 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
If not I'll teach ya.
User avatar #18748 to #18746 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
I'd like that.
When do we start?
User avatar #18750 to #18748 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
The day you stop over for a visit.
User avatar #18752 to #18750 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
But I thought we were cooking along side the queens cannibals?
User avatar #18753 to #18752 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
We have to practice first.
User avatar #18756 to #18753 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh right, well I'm on my way now then!
#18758 to #18756 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Wow, we've really overdone this little joke, haven't we?

How's your day going/gone?
#18759 to #18758 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Just a tad.   
   
My day is going great, thanks! Woke up at 6, came on pc, spoke to people and ate some doritos.   
The only thing i plan todo today is buy some paint, have a shower and a much needed shave
Just a tad.

My day is going great, thanks! Woke up at 6, came on pc, spoke to people and ate some doritos.
The only thing i plan todo today is buy some paint, have a shower and a much needed shave
User avatar #18760 to #18759 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
So. Going to be online a while then?
User avatar #18761 to #18760 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
I assume so. We're in the week holiday now, so no college. Just two assignments.
When my mother gets home, I'll be going to get the paint, but I assume that's gunna be much later in the day
User avatar #18762 to #18761 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Huh, I don't have work today and I was planning on staying up all night for reasons.
How much "later in the day" is later in the day?
User avatar #18695 to #18690 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm not so sure, but something seems off about this whole thing
#18696 to #18695 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
But it's the word of a single servant.   
   
How can it not be true?
But it's the word of a single servant.

How can it not be true?
User avatar #18698 to #18696 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Wait wait, is it supposed to be a serious article?
I thought it was satire...
User avatar #18700 to #18698 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
I hope it is. I really do.
User avatar #18703 to #18700 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
What if it's true. What if she really is a cannibal but we just think it's too stupid to believe
User avatar #18706 to #18703 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Then I've gained a whole new reason to like the queen.
User avatar #18710 to #18706 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Ha, come visit her sometime!
#18712 to #18710 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Guess that's the secret to immortality, too.
Explains her never-ending rule.
User avatar #18713 to #18712 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
But she is so old! She'll die soon I promise!
#18714 to #18713 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Isn't it illegal for you to even think that?
She'll live forever.
You know that.
User avatar #18716 to #18714 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Well, yeah! But I'll be fine if you don't tell on me!
User avatar #18718 to #18716 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
I am so telling on you.
User avatar #18719 to #18718 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Not if I tell on your first!
#18721 to #18719 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Tell on me all you want. Nobody will believe you.
User avatar #18722 to #18721 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Well nobody will believe you!
User avatar #18724 to #18722 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
It's k, they'll execute you just to be safe.
User avatar #18726 to #18724 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
You too since you know!
#18729 to #18726 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Pfft, yeah right.
Like I wouldn't join them.
#18668 to #18665 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
I can only do that as demo, soldier, engi and sniper.
That's okay, you can still poop your pants and cry.
That's kind of sad. I treat my teeth horrible and even my teeth are in good condition. But anyway, stereotypes aren't suppose to be fitting. What our stereotype there?
I've wanted to do it for nearly half a year. I've wanted to quit this job for longer. It's the main thing holding me back because it ***** my sleep up so horribly that I'm waking up in the middle of the day, and then going back to sleep.
The job is a hinder and the only reason I've kept it is because my family is an asshole who doesn't understand what mentality is. I need to be sane and steady, or at least able to play the part well enough, if I want to join the army.
#18670 to #18668 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
That's 4 more than I can do!
That's the worst part...
if it counts for much, my teeth are best in the house. Was never bought up to do it, and I only started to personally care for my own health around the age of 15. I still forget to do it a lot, but damn I think I'm the only one in the house with a toothbrush that actually sees use. A lot of your sterotype is texas mixed with walmart. Oh, are you'll all dumb.
I can mildly relate. I have a problem with my pattern. I was so tired Friday and I went to sleep around 8 and woke up at 11. Only 3 hours sleep, but I still was tired. Why? Cause sleeping during the day just feels more natural for me. Sleep is so weird.
Perhaps being in the army will aid your mind a bit. The routine and order might do you some real good.
User avatar #18672 to #18670 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
Surely you can do demo. Just pill spam everywhere.
Isn't that why people want to be young again?
Huh. I hardly brush my teeth. Fat people with guns, yeah I've heard that one. The dumb one, too. I'm skinny and like knives over guns. All I got going for me is being dumb. I guess I'm not a true American.
I hate sleeping during the day, but usually get tired as the sun comes up. I sleep longer, but worse. Or maybe that's the dreams. I had another night terror recently. I'm really getting sick of them. Sleep sucks.
Yeah, that's what i'm looking forward to. I love orders. Give me an order, I'll do it. As long as it's reasonable and won't get me killed 100% of the time. People say I would have trouble with basic, but I find it funny how they can say that not knowing anything about me.
User avatar #18674 to #18672 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
I can but I really like to aim. The direct hits are much more satisfying. More so with a crit. Like, 202 damage, is it not?
No! They want a second chance normally!
Hardly is better than never! Truth be told, our teeth probably are not THAT bad cause we don't smoke.
I really hate that you have those things. There not even something you can really try and avoid...
But haven't you also been called lazy? I think that anyone that does that is probably wrong about a lot of other things about you
User avatar #18676 to #18674 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
Pill crit? try 300-400.
Second chance at what?
No idea. All I know is my teeth are filled with cavities.
Comes with the insanity. Have to say, I kind of like them once the fear wears off.
Lazy, no good, spoiled, rotten, asshole. Bastard. Peice of **** . Waste of space. Stupid **** . Worthless. Waste of time. Idiot. Moron. Wanna-be (thing). You name it, I've heard it.
User avatar #18677 to #18676 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Whoa. I like it even more. That's nasty.
At being good at school, or having fun instead of being a brat like some are.
At least they're not black, eh?
Well, I can imagine they do make for interesting stories, but to me fear is one of the worst emotions there
Man, I hope you're able to brush them off well enough. I don't think I could believe any of that for a second
User avatar #18680 to #18677 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
It's really nasty. The splash on them, too.
Sucks to be them. They should have grown up faster.
Well...
It's horrible, can't even explain away the fear at times. Just sit there with a knife in hand ready to stab whatever comes near.
You get use to it. I just thank people who say it now. No longer give ***** what people think about me. Good or bad.
User avatar #18682 to #18680 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
What's even better is one pill, two kills.
No kidding. I know their kids, but damn, kids agitate me at times. I know it's not for everyone but please, don't hold up the whole class cause you're bored.
Plus, I wanna be a teacher too at some point in my life. So I'm gunna be a bit bias
Note to self, make myself known to you before just walking up to you in the mornings.
Heh, that works too I guess. My answer often is either me ignoring them, or me just saying I'm happy, so I don't care.
User avatar #18683 to #18682 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
One pill, six kills. Go ahead and push that cart ya wee lads!
I was a solo kid, the only thing I dislike about kids now is that they make a slight mess. Easy to manipulate, though. So they often are not a problem for me. Guess I treat them like my pup. They learn so quick, though. For that reason I like kids.
It's probably best for you to go in with that idea.
For that to be relevant you need to be in the same room as me while we sleep. That won't happen. Don't worry about it.
I say thanks because it pisses them off. The second they get hostile is the second I can beat the **** out of them. And I love a good fight. And I don't always fight fair.
User avatar #18685 to #18683 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
If I got something like that, I think I'd smile for a week.
I think it depends on what age we define kids. Here, I'm still on about high school students. They can be oh so ignorant.
Probably, yeah. I've had plenty of teaches just play into students hands. I'm nice, but I think I'd try and be a strict teacher, as in I'd take no ******** . You don't want to learn during class, come back at break where you have no friends and do it then.
Ooh? Does the fear fade quick enough then for it not to be a concern?
How unlady like. But good. They probably deserve it if they're doing something like that
User avatar #18688 to #18685 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
It feels awesome. So much rage from the other team.
Ah, I see. I see them as teens, because that's what they are. I dislike teens, but they're pretty easy to get along with. Just let them do their own thing while putting up a simple boundary. Do this, if you can't see me and I'll help. If you do this, you get something taken away.
I'd like a teacher like that. But then again, I'm weird.
No. I'm just saying you'll never be in the same room as me so don't worry about it.
Girls are not meant to fight dirty~
To be honest, that's all I really know. I just avoid people to avoid conflict, but boy oh boy would I like to drive a knife into their thick heads. One person in particular I want to do that to. One person I want to hear scream and beg for mercy... But alas that day shall never be. My hatred burns for a man long dead. Born again as a peaceful man that would make me look bad to attack. Maybe one day I'll get my chance, and no man nor god will stop me from taking it. But for now I'll sit here alone, waiting for time to pass me by.
User avatar #18697 to #18688 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
*Vote to kick*
But that's the thing, some just don't care. My brother, 12. Is being such a **** . He's had his tablet, xbox and ds taken off him and he still plays up at school. The worst part is that he kinda enjoys the schools punishment
Wait, you want a strict one or one that's easy to play?
Ah! Well. Good, I think! I do want my flesh intact
Sounds like you've got quite the grudge, I'm only going to imagine who it's against. I think it'd be mighty fair if you got said chance
User avatar #18702 to #18697 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Life *Dead* : <3
I was like that a lot. That sounds pretty familiar.
Both is fine.
Yup.
I have a reason for my hatred of people, yeah.
User avatar #18704 to #18702 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
Great times all around.
Gah, I hate it! I mean, children will be children, I get that. But damn does it put so much stress on us.
I'll be strict then! : D
User avatar #18707 to #18704 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
Funny thing is, people still kick me, despite the *dead*.
That was sort of the point. Your brother may be a sociopath. Then again, that's just my experience.
Good, more fun looking for loopholes than playing with teachers.
User avatar #18623 to #17870 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Any idea what you'll play?
I'd rather a sandwhich. Easier to eat. Just needs bread
User avatar #18627 to #18623 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
I would if I knew which I would.
What else is " ******* around"? And why would I judge it then?
Hey, if the food is good I love to eat. I can eat more good food than anyone.
I just haven't seen any food that good recently. Doesn't sound like you'll have any problems keeping yourself entertained there, though.
User avatar #18628 to #18627 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Oh, well. That's the problem
******* around is being silly!
How is a Sunday roast?
Mhm. Kinda looking forward to it actually
User avatar #18630 to #18628 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
One's better for some things one's better for others and I don't know which is which. Good times.
Being silly how?
Never had one. What is it?
Well, good. Sounds like it's something to look forward to.
User avatar #18632 to #18630 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
I wonder what's best for video games
Just goofing around with my dick in my pants!
Uh, same as thanks giving I guess, just not using turkey. And a lot less bigger.
I want it nooow!
Also, I think the foods done. Brb!
User avatar #18633 to #18632 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
Happy for messing around neutral for destroying other teams and sorrow/depression for surviving better.
So... masturbation?
Well that's... that's not descriptive at all.
Three to four hours.
User avatar #18636 to #18633 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
I'd go for happy. That sounds best for tf2.
Not at all! No pensies!
Well, it's got gravy, normally chicken, Yorkshire puddings, potatoes, carrots, stuffing and that's about it.
Whoaa oh, we're half way there
#18639 to #18636 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
All three are best for TF2, just different classes. Happy for Heavy or Scout or pyro, Neutral for Demo, soldier or pyro, and depression for medic.
Anal play? I didn't really need to know that.
Can I have a Sunday Roast that only has the Chicken?
Wouldn't that be in another hour to hour and a half? I love the song, but it's not really that fitting at the current time.
User avatar #18641 to #18639 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Pyro, go pyro!
Fine, anal play, yeah. I totally mean that!
Uuh, you probably could, yeah. Gravy still or?
I'd forget by later, so I just did it now. Go back to the comment in an hour would ya?
User avatar #18643 to #18641 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
But I'm just sort of neutral at the moment and I don't really feel like going tryhard.
I still didn't need to know that.
Chicken. Meat. I want the chicken. You can have everything else, gravy included. I'll have the chicken and gravy at most. Maybe Potatoes. Don't like carrots and stuffing makes me sick. Don't know what Yorkshire pudding is, but it doesn't sound like chicken.
No can do.
User avatar #18644 to #18643 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Hm, well soldier can be a good one. I like jumping and dropping rockets like they're hot
I can erase your memory if you like.
Awwh, that's a shame. I like Chicken, gravy and stuffing put together. Tastes so good. Ah well, I'll just cook an extra chicken all for you.
Then the jokes ruined forever!
User avatar #18646 to #18644 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
I like just destroying everyone with well placed rockets. Soldier isn't really that fun unless you get a market garden too.
Go for it.
I love chicken, like potatoes, okay with gravy (sometimes it ruins it) but stuffing really does make me sick. After one or two bites I feel as if I'm going to vomit. I guess it's a curse.
Just remember to do it again!
User avatar #18649 to #18646 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
I don't have the patience to practice market gardening, I think I've got like 3 songs with it
*hits with rock*
Do you like the taste of stuffing though? If so it's really a curse. I only like roast potatos when they're real crispy on the outside. Goose fat really helps that
I'll try, no promises
#18651 to #18649 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
I like using it to scare people so they're easier to predict. Either they'll run away to avoid being smacked or they're say in range for me to smack them.
You have to hit harder than that, bitch! *hits back with rock*
No. I hate everything that is stuffing. I've never had goose. Sounds like an English thing.
I'll take that as a promise.
#18653 to #18651 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
I just suck at jump strafe and end up over or undershooting.   
Who hit with rock?   
Odd, odd. oh, no I mean goose fat makes the potatoes crispy.   
Alrighty. You might be a lil let down though!
I just suck at jump strafe and end up over or undershooting.
Who hit with rock?
Odd, odd. oh, no I mean goose fat makes the potatoes crispy.
Alrighty. You might be a lil let down though!
#18655 to #18653 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
I guess aim does matter. I never have a problem with it.   
Ah, it's still a good game.   
I'm very odd. Never heard of it.   
I expect nothing and I'll still be let down? Sounds like my life.
I guess aim does matter. I never have a problem with it.
Ah, it's still a good game.
I'm very odd. Never heard of it.
I expect nothing and I'll still be let down? Sounds like my life.
#18657 to #18655 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
It's probably more like a second nature to you. I've seen you snipe.   
Seriously, who hit with rock? I don't remember anything before rock hitting happens.   
Hey very odd. Maybe it is a brit thing, then   
Did you try turning it off and on?
It's probably more like a second nature to you. I've seen you snipe.
Seriously, who hit with rock? I don't remember anything before rock hitting happens.
Hey very odd. Maybe it is a brit thing, then
Did you try turning it off and on?
User avatar #18659 to #18657 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
Have you?
Good.
Hi dad. All I know is that you guys are known for your goose cooked foods around here. Either cooked goose or goose cooked stuff.
No. Oh, but in actual news, I'm finally doing something about that army thing I talked about ages ago.
User avatar #18661 to #18659 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Yea. One of the first times we played together we 1v1'd. No matter what I tried I kept falling like a sack of spuds.
Why is that good?
Are we really? Wow! I had no idea. Honestly I've never had anything from goose, except their fat. You learn something new all the time!
Spill the beans!
#18663 to #18661 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
Funny how I don't remember that in the slightest. Sounds fun, though. We should do it again sometime.
Because now you get to start over.
England in America - Bad teeth, overly pompous, bad food and actually assholes.
I won't have any excuse not to finally get around to it come the first of next month.
I'm quitting my night shift job.
User avatar #18625 to #18623 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
Probably Don't Starve, or TF2.
Something where I can burn my enemies.
User avatar #18662 to #18625 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
I think the real scout ran fast and died a virgin.
Oh god the pompson. Dead ringers worst nightmare I swear.
User avatar #18664 to #18662 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
Did he? I should show you how annoying scout can be. So many rage sentries.
Eh, ambassadors best friend. Nothing like an engi thinking it's a good idea to stand around and aim.
User avatar #18666 to #18664 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Pls no. Scout is one of the hardest classes to counter imo, except with engie. He's too quick!
User avatar #18667 to #18666 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Oh. I didn't finish replying. I'm dumb.
Ick I never stand around. I often get backstabbed doing that. Or sniped. RUN. RUN FOR THE ILLS
User avatar #18669 to #18667 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
Blam Blam Blam, 90% of classes dead. Add two more if you want to take down an overhealed heavy.
I get backstabbed even if I'm moving. Once it happened while I was in the air.
Same with sniper. But those are often hackers. Either hackers, really annoying people, but still able to kill them as spy or sniper or they're a sniper who couldn't hit the broadside of a barn.
Oh, and the peeshooter "I taunt after every kill" sniper.
User avatar #18671 to #18669 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
It's a shame I suck with it, although i think it's actually the best weapon to use if you want to practice aiming now that I think about it.
Aye! But it means spies often have to try and move with you. If you stay still you're just giving away an easy strat for em.
I'm a mix between bad sniper and good. I get a bunch of headshoots, compared to body shoots, but that's because I rarely shoot.
Those taunt kill snipers really drive me nuts. I hate em for it, but I have to give them some credit, the "taunt"ing really does taunt me
User avatar #18673 to #18671 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
I love it, though scout moves a little too slow, I prefer the babies face for messing around.
Actually, I like to bait bad spies like that. You can hear them de-cloak behind you, spin around, and punch them in the face. Had once guy call me a hacker because I heard him decloak and spun around and smacked him dead.
I'm a bad sniper because I miss about half my shots. I just take a lot of shots so it looks like I'm doing well.
I always laugh. What a gimmick. After the second time they kill you, you start to see spies behind them while they taunt, and seconds later you see the backstab killfeed icon on that guy. 10/10, way to provoke players to target you and only you. Makes it great for having that one annoying spy follow you around.
User avatar #18675 to #18673 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
I think it's why he has the double jump really. Not to just get high places, but to avoid things. For someone so frail though a little more speed would be nice.
Ah, that must be so satisfactory. I also love the "I don't know the mechanics of the game so you're hacking" Attitude
isn't that actually what you're supposed to do?
And that's the perfect reason to show why gloating is bad!
Also, spoke to mother and we're leaving around 9!
User avatar #18678 to #18675 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
Well... yeah. That's exactly the reason he has the double jump. Like, literally the reason he has the double jump.
"That scout is hacking". <3
Apparently you think I'm a good sniper, so maybe.
Something a lot of people need to remember: Make the world your enemy and you'll quickly learn that the world isn't a kind place.
So, in an hour? Or was the two? Half?
User avatar #18679 to #18678 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
I'm often to busy panicking to do that
I'll admit, sometimes it feels like they are. They just jump so perfectly they even avoid foot rockets.
Well, I died before I could even reach you!
Amen to that. Wow. I think that's something they should teach in schools actually.
Half! 8:40 currently!
Expect a 5-10 min extra though. 9ish just means when everyone's ready to leave.
User avatar #18681 to #18679 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
I fight first and look at my health after.
That's not hard to do. Rockets are slow.
Well, yeah. That's the point of being sniper.
Life can really suck. We're fragile things. People need to learn not to throw stones while they live in their frail, weak bodies.
Ah, alright. Well, I don't know what I'll do once you're gone, but have a song.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=waeAZUpcz7I
Putting this song on par with Game of Life. I like this youtuber.
User avatar #18684 to #18681 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Fair play, it's not that bad being as you can dodge.
I just have bad reaction speed. Like hitting double jump too early, and being well, ****** .
Exactly! So you're a good one! I think.
Damn right. People can die from just one hit. In the world we live, the average people NEEDS others to live.
Annnd that'll be going in my favs.
How about don't starve, to fit the vids?
User avatar #18686 to #18684 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
At times if I think I can get away I'll watch my health and run when it reaches half.
Huh. My advice is not to do that.
I dunno, I find it boring if my team can't help hold them back. Kinda useless against more than one person at a time.
One bullet. One bomb. And their life is over. All that lead up to it, and all it could be, becomes nothing. People avoid this thought and think they are invincible. If I need to be the one to teach them their wrong than I shall be happy to oblige.
It's a really great song. I love it.
Only makes it better.
User avatar #18687 to #18686 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
I do the same, just turn 360 and find the nearest health.
I try, oh my god do I try!
Use the one that penetrates and ask em to stand in a line!
I think it's the "It'll never happen to me" idea. Too many people think that.
Has a real nice vibe to it. No, really.
I've gotta dash now, it's been nice talking!
User avatar #18689 to #18687 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
I run backwards and shoot at them with whatever I can until they either run or until I reach a health-pack, if I do I chase them down and kill them. Or die.
Try harder?
Every time I use that one people start bodyshotting me. Draws too much attention.
Yeah. I'm waiting for it to happen to me, I'm sure it will. But for the time being, gotta keep having some fun.
Na, na, na, na, na.
I agree. Have a good one, hope we can talk some more tomorrow.
User avatar #18693 to #18689 - derpingthederps (02/17/2015) [-]
The dying part doesn't sound that good
I can only try so hard
Damn the tracer stuff.
I'm sure you'll be fine enough for awhile, you don't start fights with people you can't win.
Batman!
How's today?
User avatar #18708 to #18693 - lifeisaparty (02/17/2015) [-]
It happens in TF2, there's nothing you can do.
But you can always try harder.
And the loud bang.
Yeah, but I like starting things. Only a matter of time before it all falls on where it came from.
Ey, you got it. +10 points of griffandorks.
Todays works. Apparently I'm going to log in and check for replies 5 minutes after you reply again.
Hi, how are you?
User avatar #18626 to #18625 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Don't starve for better burning!
And fun dialogue
#18629 to #18626 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
True, but TF2 has people who get angry when you burn them too much.
User avatar #18631 to #18629 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
True, true. But for that to work you need people who will actually get mad! It might be a quiet day
#18634 to #18631 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
If they don't get mad they are easier to burn.
Pyro is a natural killing machine.
Soldiers are nearly useless demo's aren't very useful, the only things that are any use are good scouts or heavies.
And even then sometimes.
User avatar #18635 to #18634 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Except heavy medic. That's often a one way to hell.
You have to have a bit of skill to play it flawlessly though. MW+1 starts to fail in skai servers.
I quite enjoy shotgun engie actually. No idea why
User avatar #18637 to #18635 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
Backburner sneak pyro for extra hell.
Who plays WM1 anymore beyond phlog pyros? Stock/backburner + Shotty + Third Degree for extra annoying of medic filled teams.
I enjoy that, too. Still hate using the minisentry so I usually end up going around as stock engi and build sentries in annoying places, pepper people and drag them to my sentry, either by chasing them or leading them.
Funny thing is I rarely die like that.
User avatar #18638 to #18637 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Well, that can win. Phlog too. But if not that heavy will beat ya. If he actually looks
Valve servers are 30% wm1. Too be honest, I've rarely used the third degree, it's so useful but only in the right circumstance
It's hard to die to it, but it's just fun!
Not sure why I like it over scout, but I just do
User avatar #18640 to #18638 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
Dodge jump dip duck and dodge.
I know, I'm not ashamed of going sniper, demo, soldier, heavy, pyro, scout, medic to teach them arrow keys exist.
Hard to die to a minisentry? Are you kidding? Those things are the kings of finishing me off. 3 HP headshot from that mini.
Because scout requires aim.
User avatar #18642 to #18640 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Never works for me, then again I'm not much of a great player.
It's more amusing when they still don't learn and feed you kills.
Oh, I meant shotgun, with a normal sentry. I leave mine with the other engie and I just **** off. Is that a bad way to play? Yea, it is. But i love a shotgun and don't want the mini stealing my kills!
But so do Engies! Scouts are just hard to aim as they go so fast
User avatar #18645 to #18642 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
Tomislave heavies <3 Couldn't hit a broadside of a barn if it danced in front of them.
It really is. Nothing like three bullets for a domination.
I drop a sentry, built it to level two and leave. Level two is pretty good, and a spy usually finds his way to sap it. Less waste of time for me and less reward for the spy.
And that is exactly why I said you like shotgun engi over scout.
User avatar #18647 to #18645 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
I always hated the tomislave. Is the slower fire speed really that handy for dodging?
I wonder if theirs an achievement for that on something like sniper. 3 shots without missing a head.
That's pretty logical actually. If you have an engie pal there too, maybe he'll upgrade it for you if he's got nothing else to do.
Oh, right. I should've been able to figure that one out. If soldier was a tad bit faster I'd enjoy him with shotgun too
User avatar #18648 to #18647 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, it is. Certainly makes it easier to kill them.
I don't know I got so many achievements I don't get any anymore. I've done that so many times but I might have already gotten it.
Yeah, that's often the only way I get a level three sentry. Someone else builds it or I kill enough people to gather their tools to make my sentry stronger.
Rocket jumper > Shotgun > Market garden = Faster than a babies face crit master.
User avatar #18650 to #18648 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
I'll have to keep that in mind then. I have a habit of ALWAYS running from heavies unless I'm solly or demo. Sometimes I kill him with scout too if he's not looking.
Perhaps I should try that sometimes. If I **** up with the market, I can just shootygun
User avatar #18652 to #18650 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
Just run to the side of them and try to jump over them as scout. Unless they have really good ping/tracking they won't be able to hit you.
It's a really nice thing if you can rocket jump.
User avatar #18654 to #18652 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Then the problem becomes that I miss too and we both just run around failing
I'm good at jumping straight up!
User avatar #18656 to #18654 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
To be fair, I'd watch it.
Huh. Don't use that loadout.
User avatar #18658 to #18656 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
It often ends with me running away just like the real scout
Awwh...
User avatar #18660 to #18658 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
Didn't the real scout win with a bat and eat the sandvich the heavy dropped?
Sorry, m8. Try the "Auto aim for you 5000". Also known as minisentry. Combined with the "ohgodwhereamiwhat'shappeningpleasehelp" also known as the pompson thing.
User avatar #18591 to #17870 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
Can we get rid of it?

I just like the tasty part
User avatar #18593 to #18591 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
We've been working on it.

It tastes really salty without prep, tho. If you want non-salty, just eat candy.
User avatar #18592 to #18591 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
I'm gunna try and take a lil nap before college. Catch you later
User avatar #18594 to #18592 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
Oop. Alright. No more cum talk.
Have a good night, sleep tight, don't forget it's on the right.

Tah.
User avatar #18595 to #18594 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
Wait, what's on the right?
#18597 to #18595 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
I'm off now.   
Have a beautiful time.   
   
Let's chat again sometime.
I'm off now.
Have a beautiful time.

Let's chat again sometime.
User avatar #18599 to #18597 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
Righty! probably the weekend though. Probably
User avatar #18600 to #18599 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
No problem.
I don't even know what we'd talk about.
Maybe I'll think of something by then.
User avatar #18601 to #18600 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
I'm sure we'll find something
User avatar #18602 to #18601 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
Okay.
How are you, what's new?
User avatar #18603 to #18602 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Not much. Heading to my nans today, which might be fun. Have not seen her nor my grandfather in a long while. Yourself?
User avatar #18604 to #18603 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
I'm . Thanks.
Do you enjoy visiting them, then? When do you leave?
User avatar #18605 to #18604 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
I completely understanding.
I'm not too sure. I haven't really visited them in a long while. The last time I saw them, I had only gone there to sleep and have them take me to the airport. Other than that I can't really remember the last time I saw them... I'm not sure when I'm going, all I know is that it's whenever the family goes which will probably be around 9/10 am
User avatar #18606 to #18605 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
Thanks. My clever bit didn't work, FJ deleted it. I'm not happy, not sad. Somewhere in the middle. Anyway, Happy late valentines day to you.
Oh. Don't you have any plans for what you'll be doing? And so that's in 4 or 5 hours then, right?
User avatar #18607 to #18606 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Huh, well I guess that isn't too bad all things considered. And cheers! A happy late valentines to you, too.
Just dinner and then hanging around for a bit so nothing too special really
User avatar #18609 to #18607 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
It's a weird feeling, I must say. And thanks.
Oh. Well that's a real shame. Not going to bring anything to kill the time with?
User avatar #18612 to #18609 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
I hope weird isn't the bad kind.
Only thing i have is my phone, and the battery on it is kinda broken. Drains like mofo and turns off around 40% Granted, I'm not a fan of mobile games anyway, so it'd be worthless still even if it worked
Maybe I'll just grab a few beers to have with the dinner and try and chill a bit
User avatar #18615 to #18612 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
It's not the bad kind, per say. It's a balance at this point, and I need to work on tipping it one way or the other.
Heck, I've always had more fun with the actual phone than anything my phone allowed me to do. Just throwing the thing into the air and catching it and spinning it and flipping it around was entertaining in a situation with nothing to do.
There's beer? Nevermind the phone thing, you'll be fine.
User avatar #18618 to #18615 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Make sure you tip it the right way if you do.
Ha, amen to that. I like doing that with a lot of things. Or when I'm super bored at home, I somtimes just roll around on my bed and **** around. Don't judge
Oh no, they wont have any, I'll just grab some. Theres a store just down the road from them
User avatar #18622 to #18618 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
Each way has it's own effect.
I was talking about something that wasn't masturbation... but masturbation is a way to pass time, too. I suppose.
Well, if there's booze within reach even I'm willing to go.
User avatar #18624 to #18622 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Go for the effects you'll enjoy most
That's... that's not what I had in mind either.
And free food. Couldn't be a better reason. Well, for me that is. I don't think you're a big fan of that eating thing
User avatar #18613 to #18612 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Brb too, gunna grab a bite to eat
User avatar #18616 to #18613 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
Okie day. I'll be here.
User avatar #18617 to #18616 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Didn't go as planned. I went to make toast, but we had no bread.
So I've thrown some chicken in the oven, and onion rings
User avatar #18621 to #18617 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
Huh. Should make a chicken sandwi- oh wait. Nevermind.
User avatar #18608 to #18607 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Oh, yeah. 4-5 hours.
You up to much yourself?
User avatar #18610 to #18608 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
Ah. Didn't catch this one fast enough.
No, I'm not up to anything. Why?
User avatar #18611 to #18610 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Just wondering. Gunna be a bit of a slow day then, huh?
#18614 to #18611 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
I'll probably just kill time killing things in video games.
I've spent nearly 4 years alone. I know how to entertain myself.
User avatar #18619 to #18614 - derpingthederps (02/15/2015) [-]
Video games are pretty good at that, you gotta give em quite some credit
User avatar #18620 to #18619 - lifeisaparty (02/15/2015) [-]
They do help keep me sane. That's for sure.
User avatar #18596 to #18595 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
It is, duh.
User avatar #18598 to #18596 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
I dunno what it is!
User avatar #18571 to #17870 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
I can if I blow my brains out!

It wasn't, but I'm liking the idea now

Finally. We all win
User avatar #18572 to #18571 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
Well, that seems like a perfectly reasonable thing to do.

Mmm, gooey salty cum.

Then lose, Then win, Then lose, Then win.
User avatar #18573 to #18572 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
No it doesn't! It's insanity! It's just a way to prove it. One I wont do!

I need it

A perfect harmony
User avatar #18574 to #18573 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
I don't... what?!

Ha, I got some.

Forever and ever.
User avatar #18575 to #18574 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
i'm confused.

How?

I like this harmony
User avatar #18576 to #18575 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
Clearly.

I'm a dude. I make my own.

I hear it's perfect.
User avatar #18577 to #18576 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
Just another normal day for me, then.

But is there enough?

It feels it so far. Minus when I've eaten it and it turns to rot inside me
User avatar #18578 to #18577 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I'm confused too. Confusion god has his hands full.

Oh ye.

You don't digest it instantly turning into yellow stuff that fills your hunger meter?
User avatar #18579 to #18578 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
All our hands are full.

That's news to me :o

Nope! It turns black and well uh. Something
User avatar #18580 to #18579 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
Full of what, tho?

Is it, tho?

Oh. Maybe you should eat rot.
User avatar #18581 to #18580 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
Confusion.

Yeah. You can never have enough

but I can't get it down
User avatar #18582 to #18581 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
I sure hope that's all.

That's why horses exist.

Oh. You gunna starve.
User avatar #18583 to #18582 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
And air.

2big4mi

Awwh crap...
User avatar #18584 to #18583 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
2kinky5me.

Just jerk 'em off and enjoy the shower of cum.

So DST is only 5 bucks each, I'll be getting one for me and mrgreat, would you want one too? I have someone else I'll be giving any extra copies to, so if you want it to join me and mrgreat I'll give you a copy.
User avatar #18585 to #18584 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
ikr? : D

I just hope it wont get in my hair

I'll avoid it for now, since I don't know if I'll actually play. I'm not sure I'll like it all that much really
User avatar #18586 to #18585 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
If you think about it, air is touching you in all sorts of places right now and there's nothing you can do about it.

It's a horse cumming and knowing you hair at least half is going in your hair.

Awwh. Woulda been fun. Alright, I'll stick to just two for now.
User avatar #18587 to #18586 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
Even my insides?

Well that no thank you!

I hope the two of you do have fun though!
User avatar #18588 to #18587 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
Yeah.

But it'd be warm and sticky and awesome!

Hey if you change your mind I'll have an extra copy.
User avatar #18589 to #18588 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
That's kinda grim.

I don't like the sticky part

I'll keep that in mind! : D
User avatar #18590 to #18589 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
I know. Air is brutal.

But that's what cum is.
User avatar #18539 to #17870 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
I just turned into a system error. What ever that is.

What's the other?

Yeah!
User avatar #18540 to #18539 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
>BSOD

s. Others. I love it for the art-style, the simple yet realistic ways, the silly humor and the dark mood. Plus the satisfaction of killing a boss for the first time. Among many other reason I can't remember right now.

Darn, I can't, they're all rot.
User avatar #18541 to #18540 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
Error. Error.

Satisfaction of killing a boss? I don't know this feel. I love the humor though, I inspect everything.

WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN
User avatar #18542 to #18541 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]


It's a really, really satisfying feel. Same here, tho.

Because I have too many berries.
User avatar #18543 to #18542 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
Pl̼̗e̤̞̟̭̱̬ͅa͓͇̼̖̱͎s̝e̸̤̮̯̝̹̝̺ ͚̺͢r̵̭e͕͔̼̪s̬͈̲̲̰̟̘͘t͖̯̮̺̙͓͕a̬̻͙̞͕̤ͅr͖̗͈͙̲̕ ̫͓t͍͇́ͅ

I could probably do it with an army...

Then give me some!
User avatar #18544 to #18543 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
Haunted computer?

You probably could, actually. Pretty easily. Most people have to amass pigs, which are not as good, so amassing spiders would be awesome.

All rot now. You timing is horrible.
User avatar #18545 to #18544 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
N'aw. Just character error.

Wait, you can make pigs friendly?

Okay... I have an idea. Give me the rot!
User avatar #18546 to #18545 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
Darn. That's not as fun.

Yeah, just feed them meat. They follow you.

All I have are berries now, though.
User avatar #18547 to #18546 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
You're a haunted computer though.

Ha, if I had known that sooner.

GIVE EM QUICK NOW NOW
User avatar #18550 to #18547 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
Woooow.

One day, they follow you and fight for you. Yeah.

Too late, their rot. Still want that?
User avatar #18553 to #18550 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
you are! Remember me?

Do they still drop their skins?

Yes yes!
User avatar #18556 to #18553 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
I ain't haunted. I'm just a computer program who's owner seems to be missing. He still hasn't shown up, either. How long has it been? My calendar needs re-configuring.

Yeah, but pig heads on a pike drop the same stuff if you hit them with a hammer.

Well, too late. I made them into berries already. Do you not see the pattern?
User avatar #18560 to #18556 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
I'm not sure. Are you analogue or digital? That'll help me get a date on ya.

Not to self. Hit sticks.

I think if you give me rot they'll be berries for me.
User avatar #18562 to #18560 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
Digital. How would I be an analogue computer?

Don't knot yourself.

Well, I have rot now...
User avatar #18565 to #18562 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
You mean you've never seen an analogue computer?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analog_computer

I just did!

GIVE. IT. TO. ME. I don't care what it is!
User avatar #18566 to #18565 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
I'm not into old lady porn.

Kinky.

Here, have some berries!
User avatar #18567 to #18566 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
It's not porn!

i wish I actually could

Cheers! About damn time!
User avatar #18568 to #18567 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
You ain't no computer, clearly.

Wow, that's a little lewd.

Careful they're rott- oh. Nevermind. Enjoy your rot.
User avatar #18569 to #18568 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
Never have been. Never will be.

Just the way it should be. Add a pinch of salt and it'll be unbeatable

Oh thank you! I've always wanted some berries
User avatar #18570 to #18569 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
Now you can't prove that.

Is the salt from the cum?

Ha!
User avatar #18513 to #17870 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
I'm slow what can I say
They sound like my kind of dogs
User avatar #18516 to #18513 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
Apparently "I'm slow what can i say" is what you can say.
More bones for the bone dogs.
User avatar #18523 to #18516 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
Well... that works.
I meant god ;_:
User avatar #18527 to #18523 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
Ooo! You can say that too!
More mistakes for the mistake god. You are not gods mistake, god is your mistake! Oh, wait. That didn't go how I meant it.
User avatar #18529 to #18527 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
I can say a lot c:
Now this is just confusing
User avatar #18532 to #18529 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
Look at that. You said a lot just like you said you could. 10/10.
MORE CONFUSION FOR GOD CONFUSION.
User avatar #18535 to #18532 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
I can do this all night.
AMEN
User avatar #18538 to #18535 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
Is that a promise?
Now that's a god for me. I think.
User avatar #18548 to #18538 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
I think it is a promise!
The god of men?
User avatar #18551 to #18548 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
Sweet! Want don't starve together? I can get it for me and a friend for five bucks because I got don't starve.
The god of godly gods.
User avatar #18554 to #18551 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
I thought you were asking if I can say stuff all night ;-;
Yeah, that's me
User avatar #18557 to #18554 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
Yes.
Oh god.
User avatar #18561 to #18557 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
You twisted things!
That's oh lewdy, to you.
User avatar #18563 to #18561 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
<3
Ha, now that you wish.
User avatar #18511 to #17870 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
What a waste of steak

Not anymore

Then be prepared to be mummified by duct tape
User avatar #18515 to #18511 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
Ha, i used the right one. Good try.

Good.

I fear no man, for duct tape is my armor.
User avatar #18518 to #18515 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
I should've tried harder....

Mhm!

Well fear me, for I am no man, I'm a woman!
User avatar #18520 to #18518 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
Didn't know you could.

Ohgodplsno
User avatar #18524 to #18520 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
I can do anything.

AND WHY AREN'T THE DISHES DONE WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE OUT THE TRASH. THE KIDS ARE CRYING WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING THEM EARN MORE MONEY YOU'RE TEARING APART THIS FAMILY I DO THE HOUSE WORK AND ALL YOU DO IS GO TO WORK AND DO NOTHING AND DON'T EARN ENOUGH MONEY.
User avatar #18525 to #18524 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]
Ooo. Turn back time for me would you? I have things I need to do again.

That's not a woman, that's my father...
User avatar #18528 to #18525 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
Not sure what to take that as...

Awwh... now that's just sad...



Maybe your father is a woman
User avatar #18531 to #18528 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]


Yeah, maybe. It would fit a lot.
User avatar #18534 to #18531 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
Confused

Don't ask him though. That's a bad idea
User avatar #18537 to #18534 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]


I don't think I shall.
User avatar #18552 to #18549 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]


I'll leave a note and sign it from Tiffany.
User avatar #18555 to #18552 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]


What will the note even say
User avatar #18558 to #18555 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]


I dunno, you write it.
User avatar #18559 to #18558 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]


Oh, I'll compose it now!
User avatar #18564 to #18559 - lifeisaparty (02/13/2015) [-]


Lemme know how it goes.
User avatar #18475 to #17870 - derpingthederps (02/13/2015) [-]
I could just download the old one though, but then it's out date. I can't win.

What did they ever do wrong to you? All they do is make butter!
I always die from monsters first.
SO QUICK!?