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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:10/09/2011
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Comment Ranking:#17334
Highest Comment Rank:#298
Comment Thumbs: 5655 total,  5902 ,  247
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Total Comments Made:7445
FJ Points:5805
This account is dead. I will be making no replies to any comments on my profile nor to any mentions elsewhere. It's been a good run party people, but it's time to move on.

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#14175 - For those of you who want to contact me still for whatever rea… 05/28/2014 on lifeisaparty's profile 0
#76 - I'm going to thumb it down, then.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on Two cups > To caps +1
#77 - derpingthederps (05/25/2014) [-]
You titwank
#74 - Wait a minute. I know you. Congrats on getti…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Two cups > To caps +3
User avatar #75 - derpingthederps (05/25/2014) [-]
I know you, too.

I did it cause my colored text is gone :< Only need 100 or so more thumbs
#76 - lifeisaparty (05/25/2014) [-]
I'm going to thumb it down, then.
#77 - derpingthederps (05/25/2014) [-]
You titwank
#8638082 - I thought you said it'd be a pint of the finest semen, thoug… 05/01/2014 on retard forum +1
#8632122 - When can I expect it? Indeed. Well, I've bee…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #8635581 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
You'll have to wait till I visit, if not it'd dry up in the mail.

Yah.

So wait, are you telling me your happy? Is this for real? YES YES YES
I love seeing talk like this
It's nice to see you being positive and stuff
Good for you man!
#8638082 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I thought you said it'd be a pint of the finest semen, though.

Neat.

I'm not happy, per say. I'm still being forced to go where I never wanted to go for two weeks.
But I haven't been feeling terrible, minus today, what with the lack of sleep and all.
#8632087 - I get a treat now, right? Good. I've been li…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/01/2014 on retard forum +1
#8632092 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
Yep, a pint of the finest semen.

Brilliant!

Wait, really? Confused. Good how? What?
I thought they sucked
#8632122 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
When can I expect it?

Indeed.

Well, I've been drinking plenty and eating a lot, doing what I want and not caring about a thing, minus when I was sober and worrying about things to worry about.
I think if I just stop caring what happens to me, my life usually turns out to be a lot of fun. Being so suicidal was probably the best thing that's happened to me in a while.
If you forget about all the depression, which drinking does pretty good, all it leaves is a carefree life. And that's something I've missed.
User avatar #8635581 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
You'll have to wait till I visit, if not it'd dry up in the mail.

Yah.

So wait, are you telling me your happy? Is this for real? YES YES YES
I love seeing talk like this
It's nice to see you being positive and stuff
Good for you man!
#8638082 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I thought you said it'd be a pint of the finest semen, though.

Neat.

I'm not happy, per say. I'm still being forced to go where I never wanted to go for two weeks.
But I haven't been feeling terrible, minus today, what with the lack of sleep and all.
#8632026 - I'll try. No promises. Then go ahead and do it I gues…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/01/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #8632046 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
Good boy.

Hell no.
I'm too perfect to throw myself away

You should be a little more like me.
Life is a party if you live like I
#8632087 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I get a treat now, right?

Good.

I've been living like it for the past few days, if you think about it.
Last few days have been pretty good.
#8632092 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
Yep, a pint of the finest semen.

Brilliant!

Wait, really? Confused. Good how? What?
I thought they sucked
#8632122 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
When can I expect it?

Indeed.

Well, I've been drinking plenty and eating a lot, doing what I want and not caring about a thing, minus when I was sober and worrying about things to worry about.
I think if I just stop caring what happens to me, my life usually turns out to be a lot of fun. Being so suicidal was probably the best thing that's happened to me in a while.
If you forget about all the depression, which drinking does pretty good, all it leaves is a carefree life. And that's something I've missed.
User avatar #8635581 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
You'll have to wait till I visit, if not it'd dry up in the mail.

Yah.

So wait, are you telling me your happy? Is this for real? YES YES YES
I love seeing talk like this
It's nice to see you being positive and stuff
Good for you man!
#8638082 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I thought you said it'd be a pint of the finest semen, though.

Neat.

I'm not happy, per say. I'm still being forced to go where I never wanted to go for two weeks.
But I haven't been feeling terrible, minus today, what with the lack of sleep and all.
#8631976 - Don't do it? I already said I was going to give the loony bin …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/01/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #8631983 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
No no, I mean, don't teach me anything else.

I think so. I dunno. You made it sound like a good deal before.

Or like heaven if you're me
#8632026 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I'll try. No promises.

Then go ahead and do it I guess? It's different for everyone.

I'm not you.
User avatar #8632046 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
Good boy.

Hell no.
I'm too perfect to throw myself away

You should be a little more like me.
Life is a party if you live like I
#8632087 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I get a treat now, right?

Good.

I've been living like it for the past few days, if you think about it.
Last few days have been pretty good.
#8632092 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
Yep, a pint of the finest semen.

Brilliant!

Wait, really? Confused. Good how? What?
I thought they sucked
#8632122 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
When can I expect it?

Indeed.

Well, I've been drinking plenty and eating a lot, doing what I want and not caring about a thing, minus when I was sober and worrying about things to worry about.
I think if I just stop caring what happens to me, my life usually turns out to be a lot of fun. Being so suicidal was probably the best thing that's happened to me in a while.
If you forget about all the depression, which drinking does pretty good, all it leaves is a carefree life. And that's something I've missed.
User avatar #8635581 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
You'll have to wait till I visit, if not it'd dry up in the mail.

Yah.

So wait, are you telling me your happy? Is this for real? YES YES YES
I love seeing talk like this
It's nice to see you being positive and stuff
Good for you man!
#8638082 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I thought you said it'd be a pint of the finest semen, though.

Neat.

I'm not happy, per say. I'm still being forced to go where I never wanted to go for two weeks.
But I haven't been feeling terrible, minus today, what with the lack of sleep and all.
#8631943 - Then I guess I would be teaching you how to do one last thing,…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/01/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #8631949 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
Psh, you never stop teaching. Don't do it, give yourself a break.

My life would never ever end in suicide. I don't have it in me

imo the only death you deserved is from living your life, and living your life only
#8631976 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
Don't do it? I already said I was going to give the loony bin a chance.

Good.

That kinda sounds like a punishment in and of itself.
User avatar #8631983 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
No no, I mean, don't teach me anything else.

I think so. I dunno. You made it sound like a good deal before.

Or like heaven if you're me
#8632026 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I'll try. No promises.

Then go ahead and do it I guess? It's different for everyone.

I'm not you.
User avatar #8632046 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
Good boy.

Hell no.
I'm too perfect to throw myself away

You should be a little more like me.
Life is a party if you live like I
#8632087 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I get a treat now, right?

Good.

I've been living like it for the past few days, if you think about it.
Last few days have been pretty good.
#8632092 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
Yep, a pint of the finest semen.

Brilliant!

Wait, really? Confused. Good how? What?
I thought they sucked
#8632122 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
When can I expect it?

Indeed.

Well, I've been drinking plenty and eating a lot, doing what I want and not caring about a thing, minus when I was sober and worrying about things to worry about.
I think if I just stop caring what happens to me, my life usually turns out to be a lot of fun. Being so suicidal was probably the best thing that's happened to me in a while.
If you forget about all the depression, which drinking does pretty good, all it leaves is a carefree life. And that's something I've missed.
User avatar #8635581 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
You'll have to wait till I visit, if not it'd dry up in the mail.

Yah.

So wait, are you telling me your happy? Is this for real? YES YES YES
I love seeing talk like this
It's nice to see you being positive and stuff
Good for you man!
#8638082 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I thought you said it'd be a pint of the finest semen, though.

Neat.

I'm not happy, per say. I'm still being forced to go where I never wanted to go for two weeks.
But I haven't been feeling terrible, minus today, what with the lack of sleep and all.
#8631893 - We all deal with someone dying at some point in our lives. The…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/01/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #8631906 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
I guess so, yeah. Still hasn't happened to me yet tho, you'd be the first.
You raise a valid point though, I think. No point sticking around, but not sure going forward would get me anywhere either.
Do you really think that matters though? No life really has any value
#8631943 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
Then I guess I would be teaching you how to do one last thing, then.

Going forward will at least let you move on, once you move on, maybe you can do something in your life that won't end in suicide, no?

You're preaching to the choir.
I'm just saying, from the viewpoint of another who does hold life at value, I'd deserve a nice, long, painful death.
User avatar #8631949 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
Psh, you never stop teaching. Don't do it, give yourself a break.

My life would never ever end in suicide. I don't have it in me

imo the only death you deserved is from living your life, and living your life only
#8631976 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
Don't do it? I already said I was going to give the loony bin a chance.

Good.

That kinda sounds like a punishment in and of itself.
User avatar #8631983 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
No no, I mean, don't teach me anything else.

I think so. I dunno. You made it sound like a good deal before.

Or like heaven if you're me
#8632026 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I'll try. No promises.

Then go ahead and do it I guess? It's different for everyone.

I'm not you.
User avatar #8632046 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
Good boy.

Hell no.
I'm too perfect to throw myself away

You should be a little more like me.
Life is a party if you live like I
#8632087 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I get a treat now, right?

Good.

I've been living like it for the past few days, if you think about it.
Last few days have been pretty good.
#8632092 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
Yep, a pint of the finest semen.

Brilliant!

Wait, really? Confused. Good how? What?
I thought they sucked
#8632122 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
When can I expect it?

Indeed.

Well, I've been drinking plenty and eating a lot, doing what I want and not caring about a thing, minus when I was sober and worrying about things to worry about.
I think if I just stop caring what happens to me, my life usually turns out to be a lot of fun. Being so suicidal was probably the best thing that's happened to me in a while.
If you forget about all the depression, which drinking does pretty good, all it leaves is a carefree life. And that's something I've missed.
User avatar #8635581 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
You'll have to wait till I visit, if not it'd dry up in the mail.

Yah.

So wait, are you telling me your happy? Is this for real? YES YES YES
I love seeing talk like this
It's nice to see you being positive and stuff
Good for you man!
#8638082 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I thought you said it'd be a pint of the finest semen, though.

Neat.

I'm not happy, per say. I'm still being forced to go where I never wanted to go for two weeks.
But I haven't been feeling terrible, minus today, what with the lack of sleep and all.
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User avatar #14175 - lifeisaparty (05/28/2014) [-]
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For those of you who want to contact me still for whatever reason, do so through steam:
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This account is now dead. I will be making no replies to any comments on my profile nor to any mentions elsewhere.
It's been a good run party people, but it's time to move on.
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