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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:10/09/2011
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Comment Ranking:#17580
Highest Comment Rank:#298
Comment Thumbs: 5655 total,  5902 ,  247
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 47% (47/100)
Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Total Comments Made:7445
FJ Points:5805
This account is dead. I will be making no replies to any comments on my profile nor to any mentions elsewhere. It's been a good run party people, but it's time to move on.

latest user's comments

#14175 - For those of you who want to contact me still for whatever rea… 05/28/2014 on lifeisaparty's profile 0
#10453 - I love how the majority of comments on your profile is comment…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on derpingthederps's profile 0
User avatar #10454 - derpingthederps (05/28/2014) [-]
I'm keeping friends since only they can comment here now
#76 - I'm going to thumb it down, then.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on Two cups > To caps +1
#77 - derpingthederps (05/25/2014) [-]
You titwank
#74 - Wait a minute. I know you. Congrats on getti…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Two cups > To caps +3
User avatar #75 - derpingthederps (05/25/2014) [-]
I know you, too.

I did it cause my colored text is gone :< Only need 100 or so more thumbs
#76 - lifeisaparty (05/25/2014) [-]
I'm going to thumb it down, then.
#77 - derpingthederps (05/25/2014) [-]
You titwank
#8638082 - I thought you said it'd be a pint of the finest semen, thoug… 05/01/2014 on retard forum +1
#8632122 - When can I expect it? Indeed. Well, I've bee…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #8635581 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
You'll have to wait till I visit, if not it'd dry up in the mail.

Yah.

So wait, are you telling me your happy? Is this for real? YES YES YES
I love seeing talk like this
It's nice to see you being positive and stuff
Good for you man!
#8638082 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I thought you said it'd be a pint of the finest semen, though.

Neat.

I'm not happy, per say. I'm still being forced to go where I never wanted to go for two weeks.
But I haven't been feeling terrible, minus today, what with the lack of sleep and all.
#8632087 - I get a treat now, right? Good. I've been li…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/01/2014 on retard forum +1
#8632092 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
Yep, a pint of the finest semen.

Brilliant!

Wait, really? Confused. Good how? What?
I thought they sucked
#8632122 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
When can I expect it?

Indeed.

Well, I've been drinking plenty and eating a lot, doing what I want and not caring about a thing, minus when I was sober and worrying about things to worry about.
I think if I just stop caring what happens to me, my life usually turns out to be a lot of fun. Being so suicidal was probably the best thing that's happened to me in a while.
If you forget about all the depression, which drinking does pretty good, all it leaves is a carefree life. And that's something I've missed.
User avatar #8635581 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
You'll have to wait till I visit, if not it'd dry up in the mail.

Yah.

So wait, are you telling me your happy? Is this for real? YES YES YES
I love seeing talk like this
It's nice to see you being positive and stuff
Good for you man!
#8638082 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I thought you said it'd be a pint of the finest semen, though.

Neat.

I'm not happy, per say. I'm still being forced to go where I never wanted to go for two weeks.
But I haven't been feeling terrible, minus today, what with the lack of sleep and all.
#8632026 - I'll try. No promises. Then go ahead and do it I gues…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/01/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #8632046 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
Good boy.

Hell no.
I'm too perfect to throw myself away

You should be a little more like me.
Life is a party if you live like I
#8632087 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I get a treat now, right?

Good.

I've been living like it for the past few days, if you think about it.
Last few days have been pretty good.
#8632092 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
Yep, a pint of the finest semen.

Brilliant!

Wait, really? Confused. Good how? What?
I thought they sucked
#8632122 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
When can I expect it?

Indeed.

Well, I've been drinking plenty and eating a lot, doing what I want and not caring about a thing, minus when I was sober and worrying about things to worry about.
I think if I just stop caring what happens to me, my life usually turns out to be a lot of fun. Being so suicidal was probably the best thing that's happened to me in a while.
If you forget about all the depression, which drinking does pretty good, all it leaves is a carefree life. And that's something I've missed.
User avatar #8635581 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
You'll have to wait till I visit, if not it'd dry up in the mail.

Yah.

So wait, are you telling me your happy? Is this for real? YES YES YES
I love seeing talk like this
It's nice to see you being positive and stuff
Good for you man!
#8638082 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I thought you said it'd be a pint of the finest semen, though.

Neat.

I'm not happy, per say. I'm still being forced to go where I never wanted to go for two weeks.
But I haven't been feeling terrible, minus today, what with the lack of sleep and all.
#8631976 - Don't do it? I already said I was going to give the loony bin …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/01/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #8631983 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
No no, I mean, don't teach me anything else.

I think so. I dunno. You made it sound like a good deal before.

Or like heaven if you're me
#8632026 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I'll try. No promises.

Then go ahead and do it I guess? It's different for everyone.

I'm not you.
User avatar #8632046 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
Good boy.

Hell no.
I'm too perfect to throw myself away

You should be a little more like me.
Life is a party if you live like I
#8632087 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I get a treat now, right?

Good.

I've been living like it for the past few days, if you think about it.
Last few days have been pretty good.
#8632092 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
Yep, a pint of the finest semen.

Brilliant!

Wait, really? Confused. Good how? What?
I thought they sucked
#8632122 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
When can I expect it?

Indeed.

Well, I've been drinking plenty and eating a lot, doing what I want and not caring about a thing, minus when I was sober and worrying about things to worry about.
I think if I just stop caring what happens to me, my life usually turns out to be a lot of fun. Being so suicidal was probably the best thing that's happened to me in a while.
If you forget about all the depression, which drinking does pretty good, all it leaves is a carefree life. And that's something I've missed.
User avatar #8635581 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
You'll have to wait till I visit, if not it'd dry up in the mail.

Yah.

So wait, are you telling me your happy? Is this for real? YES YES YES
I love seeing talk like this
It's nice to see you being positive and stuff
Good for you man!
#8638082 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I thought you said it'd be a pint of the finest semen, though.

Neat.

I'm not happy, per say. I'm still being forced to go where I never wanted to go for two weeks.
But I haven't been feeling terrible, minus today, what with the lack of sleep and all.
#8631943 - Then I guess I would be teaching you how to do one last thing,…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/01/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #8631949 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
Psh, you never stop teaching. Don't do it, give yourself a break.

My life would never ever end in suicide. I don't have it in me

imo the only death you deserved is from living your life, and living your life only
#8631976 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
Don't do it? I already said I was going to give the loony bin a chance.

Good.

That kinda sounds like a punishment in and of itself.
User avatar #8631983 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
No no, I mean, don't teach me anything else.

I think so. I dunno. You made it sound like a good deal before.

Or like heaven if you're me
#8632026 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I'll try. No promises.

Then go ahead and do it I guess? It's different for everyone.

I'm not you.
User avatar #8632046 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
Good boy.

Hell no.
I'm too perfect to throw myself away

You should be a little more like me.
Life is a party if you live like I
#8632087 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I get a treat now, right?

Good.

I've been living like it for the past few days, if you think about it.
Last few days have been pretty good.
#8632092 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
Yep, a pint of the finest semen.

Brilliant!

Wait, really? Confused. Good how? What?
I thought they sucked
#8632122 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
When can I expect it?

Indeed.

Well, I've been drinking plenty and eating a lot, doing what I want and not caring about a thing, minus when I was sober and worrying about things to worry about.
I think if I just stop caring what happens to me, my life usually turns out to be a lot of fun. Being so suicidal was probably the best thing that's happened to me in a while.
If you forget about all the depression, which drinking does pretty good, all it leaves is a carefree life. And that's something I've missed.
User avatar #8635581 - derpingthederps (05/01/2014) [-]
You'll have to wait till I visit, if not it'd dry up in the mail.

Yah.

So wait, are you telling me your happy? Is this for real? YES YES YES
I love seeing talk like this
It's nice to see you being positive and stuff
Good for you man!
#8638082 - lifeisaparty (05/01/2014) [-]
I thought you said it'd be a pint of the finest semen, though.

Neat.

I'm not happy, per say. I'm still being forced to go where I never wanted to go for two weeks.
But I haven't been feeling terrible, minus today, what with the lack of sleep and all.
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User avatar #14175 - lifeisaparty (05/28/2014) [-]
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For those of you who want to contact me still for whatever reason, do so through steam:
steamcommunity.com/id/lifeisaparty/

This account is now dead. I will be making no replies to any comments on my profile nor to any mentions elsewhere.
It's been a good run party people, but it's time to move on.
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