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#58 - stop you're making hitler look bad 17 hours ago on Replacing "normie" terms... +23
#76 - >be extremely skilled general leading army >gets kil… 03/31/2015 on Stannis the Mannis +6
#42 - They stopped doing that because you know the person in the fro…  [+] (25 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Stannis the Mannis +7
User avatar #71 - anonymoose (03/31/2015) [-]
If you're not willing to die for your claim, you don't deserve it.
User avatar #93 - radiserne (03/31/2015) [-]
Willingness to die for your cause and being in the front line is not the same.
User avatar #98 - anonymoose (03/31/2015) [-]
But being in the front line shows you're willing to die for your cause. Being in the battlefield as well. Dany probably wouldn't die for her cause.
User avatar #101 - radiserne (03/31/2015) [-]
Yes, but someone has to lead, and not everyone can do that.
User avatar #103 - anonymoose (03/31/2015) [-]
I know. And the ruler of Westeros needs to be a leader, not a boss.
User avatar #105 - radiserne (03/31/2015) [-]
I just don't feel safe with Stannis. Melisandre seems to have him by the balls.
User avatar #106 - anonymoose (03/31/2015) [-]
Only because she's proven that doing what she says is effective.
#114 - shiphotel (03/31/2015) [-]
yeah but he isnt in charge then. he is just a figurehead and also a scapegoat should the red witch's human sacrifices come back to bite her in the ass. as far as i can tell he is just a puppet for the red witch.
User avatar #115 - anonymoose (03/31/2015) [-]
He's still in charge, he just has an advisor who can see the future. It would be dumb not to listen to her.
#118 - shiphotel (03/31/2015) [-]
the human sacrifices and black magic seem a little questionable though. kinda reminds me of the "deal with a devil" stories. mysterious person offers a man exactly what he needs for an unnamed price later. devil wants first born or his soul or to inhabit his body. i dont think somebody as powerful as the red witch is doing this out of the goodness of her heart.
User avatar #122 - anonymoose (03/31/2015) [-]
Dany has also dwindled in human sacrifice and blood magic.
#136 - shiphotel (23 hours ago) [-]
yeah if i had my choice tyrion would be king.
User avatar #139 - anonymoose (23 hours ago) [-]
Tyrion would be a shit king. He's unloved, he's bad with money, he's a drunk and he cares only about himself.
#146 - shiphotel (23 hours ago) [-]
i just think that justifying stannis's faults by saying dany did it too has faulty logic
User avatar #164 - anonymoose (23 hours ago) [-]
I'm just saying it's not uncommon to dwindle in magic. And Stannis sacrifices one person to save many people.

Killing Renly stopped a war.
Killing Joffrey (arguable the leech helped with that) stopped a sadist being king for too long.
#142 - shiphotel (23 hours ago) [-]
he has put himself on the battlefield. he was the kings hand and as far as i know he handled it well. plus he has been involved in a minimal amount of blood magic. he isnt controlled by others. he isnt corrupt or in someone else's pocket and he has experience with "the game of thrones". and Robert baratheon was also a bit of a drunk as well.
User avatar #159 - anonymoose (23 hours ago) [-]
And Robert was one of the worst Kings Westeros had.

Tyrion is like a smaller Robert who could never fight. He's be too busy getting drunk and having sex to care about the realm. Give him a kingdom and he'll abuse it for his own selfish needs.

To quote Tywin to Tyrion: "You are an ill-made spiteful little creature made of envy, lust and low-cunning" . . . "neither Gods nor men can compel me to let you turn Casterly Rock into your whorehouse"
#161 - shiphotel (23 hours ago) [-]
yeah but damned if that wouldnt be the best whorehouse in westero's
User avatar #108 - radiserne (03/31/2015) [-]
Let me put it this way. If Stannis was king, and she was by his side, it would be good for Stannis and her. For everyone else, not so much. If his only reason to become king is for his own good, he is not fit to be king.
User avatar #112 - anonymoose (03/31/2015) [-]
Stannis is the only selfless person trying to win the throne.

No one else would have risked their men's lives to help defend the wall; they're all too busy trying to win the throne to care about the realm.

"I had the cart before the horse, Davos said. I was trying to win the throne to save the kingdom, when I should have been trying to save the kingdom to win the throne." - Stannis
User avatar #116 - radiserne (03/31/2015) [-]
He only did it because Davos pleaded it and Melisandre supported it afterwards. Had Melisandre said no, he wouldn't have went.
User avatar #117 - anonymoose (03/31/2015) [-]
What makes you think that? He's listened to Davos over Melissandre before, hence why he didn't bring her during The Battle of the Blackwater.
User avatar #120 - radiserne (03/31/2015) [-]
He was ready to have him assassinated shortly after. And the amount of people who have been sacrificed because they refused to denounce the seven gods really makes me question Stannis' sanity.
User avatar #121 - anonymoose (03/31/2015) [-]
A majority of Stannis's army worship the Old Gods and The Seven. The only people in his army who worship The Red God are his wifes men.
User avatar #76 - lieutenantderp (03/31/2015) [-]
>be extremely skilled general leading army
>gets killed in first battle because stupid
>army gets destroyed because no leadership

yeah history teaches lessons you know
#132 - it's not that bad, a lot of these facts are old and made up.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on Time to learn about China +2
#218 - anonymous (03/30/2015) [-]
People on FJ will believe anything if it has text and a picture above it
#130 - A lot of these facts are old and wrong. For example Google lef…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on Time to learn about China +1
#156 - shiphotel (03/30/2015) [-]
Researchers from the University of California, Berkeley monitored the samples from the San Francisco Bay Area to see how much of northern California's pollution came from East Asia. They concluded that 29% of the air pollution was from China, based on the particular pollutant.
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User avatar #7 - xeternalx **User deleted account** (12/10/2012) [-]
you have the most interesting comments on a profile i've seen yet.
User avatar #8 to #7 - lieutenantderp (12/10/2012) [-]
Agreed.
#5 - anonymous (11/21/2012) [-]
don't worry i don't have the time or the capacity to thumb you down everyday, just don't wuss out again (take the wall of red like a man
User avatar #6 to #5 - lieutenantderp (11/21/2012) [-]
I still don't know what you're talking about
#4 - anonymous (11/20/2012) [-]
i see you pussied out of getting red thumbs by deleting your comments, too bad i can only thumb down your other comments 5 times a day.....see you tomorrow
User avatar #2 - derpherpdurr (10/23/2012) [-]
LIEUTENANT DERP!

LIEUTENANT DERP!

YA GOT NO LEGS LIEUTENANT DERP!
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