Upload
Login or register

lieutenantderp

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:6/22/2011
Last Login:5/30/2016
Location:DC
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#13948
Highest Content Rank:#3797
Highest Comment Rank:#1571
Content Thumbs: 2336 total,  2744 ,  408
Comment Thumbs: 7428 total,  9079 ,  1651
Content Level Progress: 20% (20/100)
Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 22% (22/100)
Level 271 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 272 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:0
Content Views:127908
Times Content Favorited:123 times
Total Comments Made:2729
FJ Points:9453
Favorite Tags: niggers (2)
How do I change my name?

Text Posts

  • Views: 30713
    Thumbs Up 907 Thumbs Down 46 Total: +861
    Comments: 34
    Favorites: 32
    Uploaded: 04/30/13
    For Baskins For Baskins
  • Views: 18576
    Thumbs Up 568 Thumbs Down 52 Total: +516
    Comments: 42
    Favorites: 15
    Uploaded: 10/19/12
    the greatest what the greatest what
  • Views: 7929
    Thumbs Up 215 Thumbs Down 18 Total: +197
    Comments: 6
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 07/24/12
    What I do in Skyrim What I do in Skyrim
  • Views: 5721
    Thumbs Up 216 Thumbs Down 25 Total: +191
    Comments: 25
    Favorites: 21
    Uploaded: 03/29/12
    Random facts Random facts
  • Views: 5405
    Thumbs Up 185 Thumbs Down 43 Total: +142
    Comments: 7
    Favorites: 2
    Uploaded: 04/19/12
    Badluck Batman Badluck Batman
  • Views: 8774
    Thumbs Up 101 Thumbs Down 20 Total: +81
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 15
    Uploaded: 12/19/13
    Sheeeiiiit Sheeeiiiit

latest user's comments

#116 - Looks like he took it up a Notch 05/23/2016 on SJWs have broken NOTCH +5
#88 - oy vey remember the gorillion! 05/17/2016 on Color 0
#117 - 11.5 million illegal Mexicans wouldn't bomb airports and… 04/04/2016 on /pol/ on why Japan relies... 0
#42 - >Dat symbol lol is this the Freemason's military? 04/04/2016 on Another file I don't know... 0
#44 - Are they actually loaded? I don't think even the Arlington Cem…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/30/2016 on He who laughs last 0
User avatar
#48 - eloitsmee (03/30/2016) [-]
Of course they're loaded. Pretty useless deploying soldiers with guns around the head of state if they don't have ammo for it.
User avatar
#56 - coleor (03/30/2016) [-]
Not loaded.

My younger brother is in the Grens. He says that some moron would en up shooting tourists if they had ammo. They are allowed to react to threats though.
User avatar
#60 - mutzaki (03/30/2016) [-]
"The Queen's Guard are highly-trained, operational-duty soldiers armed with functional firearms loaded with live ammunition."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen%27s_Guard

They're not just a tourist attraction. They serve as military-trained guards. They carry loaded weapons.
User avatar
#61 - coleor (03/30/2016) [-]
Ok, Wikipedia is not a good website to use to prove a point. Secondly, please show where it says that they carry loaded weapons.
User avatar
#62 - mutzaki (03/30/2016) [-]
It's approximately 1000x more reliable than what you heard from your younger brother. I'm not even sure what "the Grens" is.

I even gave you a quote at the start of my comment, so you could've just used your browser's word search function. But it's the last sentence of the first paragraph of the article.
User avatar
#57 - eloitsmee (03/30/2016) [-]
Huh, that's odd. One must ask then; Why do we even bother giving them guns? Give 'em truncheons. It's cheaper
User avatar
#59 - coleor (03/30/2016) [-]
Because they do use it on operations and shit and the weapon can still be used as a spear or club if needs be. But usually, he say that shouting or stamping your feet will scare them away. Normally a Corporal of the watch will intercede if it gets too bad.
#80 - >Manzoni's father, who owned a cannery, is said to have onc… 03/18/2016 on femenist "art" 0
#56 - Well the "true" Rome fell from glory within a centur… 03/17/2016 on Rome Too Stronk +7
#57 - >when you nut but she keeps on sucking 03/17/2016 on this isnt from Star Wars or... +2
#102 - Skipped past the first Simpsons one and was confused as to why… 03/14/2016 on I can hear my router... +2
#106 - Every since I've started playing Attila I've grown terribly ra…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2016 on Attila: Adidas Culture Pack +1
User avatar
#107 - dashgamer (03/14/2016) [-]
I downloaded a mod that keeps other factions from razing settlements (as much) so that the only people ruining Europe are the Huns.
When you can actually take towns rather than rebuilding for a hundred turns because everybody razes everything it makes it a lot easier to kill Attila.
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (5)
Anonymous comments allowed.
5 comments displayed.
#7 - xeternalx **User deleted account** (12/10/2012) [-]
you have the most interesting comments on a profile i've seen yet.
#8 to #7 - lieutenantderp (12/10/2012) [-]
Agreed.
#2 - derpherpdurr (10/23/2012) [-]
LIEUTENANT DERP!

LIEUTENANT DERP!

YA GOT NO LEGS LIEUTENANT DERP!
#3 to #2 - lieutenantderp (10/23/2012) [-]
wat
#1 - derpherpdurr
has deleted their comment [-]