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licestr

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Gender: male
Age: 108
Date Signed Up:7/02/2011
Last Login:4/28/2015
Location:Artorias Grave
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#9 - God i wish for once not to see that ******* sentence in…  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Hey Officer +51
User avatar #11 - blackcomet (5 hours ago) [-]
Am I mistaken to think there is no joke here? Is this from some poorly produced show on MTV?
#37 - what are you talking about he looks as asian as it gets, maybe… 7 hours ago on Reptile 0
#155 - Anything concering both water and unknown make me quiver, i ge… 8 hours ago on Massive Wallpaper dump 0
#154 - The north ******* remembers 8 hours ago on Massive Wallpaper dump +2
#205 - I would have done something else, but Garett has some balls ma… 8 hours ago on Cringe #38 0
#31 - My gandpa always said he wanted to be treated like a dog, eat … 21 hours ago on To men in general +1
#266 - God videos are 100000 times worse than normal imgae cringe. 04/23/2015 on Cringe #35 - Weeaboo 0
#125 - Man everyone being so negative in the comments, i know im mode…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2015 on I doubt it +1
#134 - blukachu (04/22/2015) [-]
i learned to do magic to impress people and make friends... still don't have friends but i can do some amazing tricks
#148 - sirpnie (04/22/2015) [-]
+1 friend for a cool magic trick?
#168 - blukachu (04/22/2015) [-]
I've wanted to do a magic post but don't know if you guys would like it
#169 - sirpnie (04/22/2015) [-]
I don't have a clue if we would either. Depends if it is good.
#33 - sorry i missread ''liked'' as ''killed'' a bit of a misunderstanding  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2015 on i dont like this 0
User avatar #34 - lapaat (04/21/2015) [-]
tis all good
#31 - why not, mercer is probably the one you should kill  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2015 on i dont like this 0
User avatar #32 - lapaat (04/21/2015) [-]
That being the reason I don't like him
User avatar #33 - licestr (04/21/2015) [-]
sorry i missread ''liked'' as ''killed'' a bit of a misunderstanding
User avatar #34 - lapaat (04/21/2015) [-]
tis all good

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User avatar #107 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
má companhia
User avatar #108 to #107 - licestr ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
melhor companhia
#106 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #104 - sleepyjesus (02/18/2014) [-]
You have been randomly visited by Sleepy Jesus.

You are #20 out of many
User avatar #105 to #104 - licestr ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
And counting.

Godspeed
#99 - luluwho (11/09/2013) [-]
I know that Avatar
#100 to #99 - licestr ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
you don't know me!
#102 to #101 - licestr ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, here take this
User avatar #103 to #102 - luluwho (11/09/2013) [-]
Aww TY
User avatar #93 - marking (06/26/2013) [-]
kjkjinf
#94 to #93 - licestr ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #86 - marking (09/18/2012) [-]
Maybe there is no way I cant reach you in content or comment ranking, but when the item ranks are out. So help me god, I will beat you. (I know I have a problem)
User avatar #87 to #86 - licestr ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
you actually beat me in content, i do am higher in comments thou
User avatar #88 to #87 - marking (09/18/2012) [-]
dude I have another present from my items lunacy, but im only giving you one. Which would you like most? Book or rape or Book of kim jong's secrets?
User avatar #89 to #88 - licestr ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
you dont have to give me anything man, but if i had to chose i guess i'd like the book of rape(dont judge me)
User avatar #90 to #89 - marking (09/18/2012) [-]
An interesting choice sir, but none the less I feel appealed to sharing the books I have repeated with you. So one day if the need is dire I may come to you in need of an object such as a sewing machine, and then gladly return it.
User avatar #91 to #90 - licestr ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
Ah, a fine request, but may I add that none of the actions you took prior introducing this request were necessary, i would gladly lend you my machine and all of it powers, and with the trust i have that you will one day return it, i shall not hesitate. It's a gentlemen's world, and this, is a gentlemen's word.
User avatar #92 to #91 - marking (09/18/2012) [-]
Well said sir, but yet again the foundation for good trading alliance must be built upon trust and friendship. My gifts are but a presentation of respect that are intended to show that my intentions are pure and that our alliance will be pure as well.
User avatar #74 - marking (09/03/2012) [-]
Now I want you to look st my items and weep. They play the melody of revenge. I seriously dont know how I got so much awesome **** so easily.
User avatar #75 to #74 - licestr ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
Thats pretty great man, but i also take into consideration that you have nothing else to do, and i have 2 other games to chose from which take most of my time, but kudos.
User avatar #76 to #75 - marking (09/03/2012) [-]
I made that in an hour, And am currently reading an amazing book that I took out of the library Wednesday and am in already in the middle off. And I know you probably going to say im a bookworm or something as such but screw you illiterate **** and this book contain awesome fighting scenes and gore.
User avatar #77 to #76 - licestr ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
it's been literally over 6 times that you've told me about your goddammed book, you keep on forgetting that you told me about it, and i dont even know whata ******* boookworm is. i've been reading one myself too so yeah
User avatar #78 to #77 - marking (09/03/2012) [-]
Really? god dammit im starting to forget stuff. What is your book about?
User avatar #79 to #78 - licestr ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
3 famillies that go on a vacation to a lake for the summer, each familly is renting a house, the familly of the protagonists appears to buy the oldest house in the entire place, so yeah its a horror book but havent found any horror yet.
User avatar #80 to #79 - marking (09/03/2012) [-]
Youll get there, specially if the book is by stephen king. By what I hear he is awesome at what he does. By the way there are comic books for rent in the library and its always a good idea to get some books from the popular section, if they got to the popular section it was for a reason. Exception: Twilight books read by retarded bitches all around the school.
User avatar #81 to #80 - licestr ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
Again, you have mentioned the comic books and no, its not from stephen its from Paul something
User avatar #82 to #81 - marking (09/03/2012) [-]
**** , my memory isnt hat it used to. You see when there isnt much going on in my I need to repeat myself to evoke different emotions in people until they get pissed and want to kill me. Well i think its fantastic that you finally decided to read a book for fun you'l see that your imagination can do far more than any game or movie can.
User avatar #83 to #82 - licestr ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
Re-read this whole paragraph, some msitakes in it made me quite unconforatable, and thank you.
User avatar #84 to #83 - marking (09/03/2012) [-]
hahahahah sorry, sleepeness makes my commit grave mistakes.
#85 to #84 - licestr ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
check this one too
check this one too
User avatar #68 - marking (09/02/2012) [-]
Would you look at that, you have two ***** to give.
User avatar #69 to #68 - licestr ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
your comment confuses me greatly
User avatar #70 to #69 - marking (09/02/2012) [-]
if you pay attention to your profile youl notice that in your favorite tags it says
***** (2)
User avatar #71 to #70 - licestr ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
i thought that would be it, but i was not sure,
what are you doing checking my profile out? you creep.
User avatar #72 to #71 - marking (09/02/2012) [-]
I wanted to see how many points you had on the items.
User avatar #73 to #72 - marking (09/02/2012) [-]
como conseguiste el junke?
User avatar #61 - marking (08/31/2012) [-]
You might want to check which of us has more points now buddy.
User avatar #62 to #61 - licestr ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
i'm sorry, what ?
User avatar #63 to #62 - marking (09/01/2012) [-]
Ah **** it, Im not alert enough or have the desire for carpal tunnel to battle you in this.
User avatar #64 to #63 - licestr ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
ahaha, so you comming to nog tomorrow?
User avatar #65 to #64 - marking (09/01/2012) [-]
yeah
you there?
User avatar #66 to #65 - licestr ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
ayup
User avatar #67 to #66 - marking (09/01/2012) [-]
que chilo
#59 - volleys (03/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #60 to #69 - licestr ONLINE (04/19/2012) [-]
H...Hi?
#42 - marking (11/12/2011) [-]
holy shet dude! congrats on your front page man
holy shet dude! congrats on your front page man
#43 to #50 - licestr ONLINE (11/12/2011) [-]
2nd fronts page xD but thanks
#44 to #51 - marking (11/12/2011) [-]
wat do you mean 2nd? im congratulating ou for getting to the front page recently man not for the times youve been in the front page.  
ps. i see what you did there
wat do you mean 2nd? im congratulating ou for getting to the front page recently man not for the times youve been in the front page.
ps. i see what you did there
User avatar #38 - themanta (11/05/2011) [-]
you probably shouldn't bother with your research paper.
#37 - fefe (11/05/2011) [-]
Do your GODDAMN research paper you little bitch or anon will sniff you out and rip your dick off and shove it up your asian mother's sideways vagina cuz that's all your good for you sucker of cocks
User avatar #36 - thebeatlestaketwo (11/05/2011) [-]
Hey man....I herd you got a a paper to do.... : D
#34 - dolgvlapet (11/05/2011) [-]
Just wanted to add comment about research paper, but well... There is no need, as I see it... Cheers.
Just wanted to add comment about research paper, but well... There is no need, as I see it... Cheers.
#33 - raptornoah (11/04/2011) [-]
FINISH THE GODDAMN RESEARCH PAPER DICKSLUT
User avatar #32 - dudewtf (11/04/2011) [-]
RESEARCH PAPER SHOULD CONSIST OF INTRO WITH A THESIS, 2-3 BODY PARAGRAPHS, AND CONCLUSION WHICH RESTATES THE THESIS WITH A LITTLE THOUGHT IN IT. K BYE GO FINISH IT.
User avatar #31 - hunnyshuckumms (11/04/2011) [-]
DID YOU FINISH YOUR PAPER YET?!
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