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Age: 109
Date Signed Up:7/02/2011
Last Login:5/30/2016
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Total Comments Made:4338
FJ Points:11274
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#15 - Not only that but you'd expect it to gain 3 charges before it … 6 hours ago on I got this, bro 0
#17 - I have a noose for macree, i put it around people necks on the… 7 hours ago on Spray over that! 0
#13 - You can understand it with hanzo since it hard to hit all too …  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on I got this, bro 0
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#14 - phawsy (6 hours ago) [-]
Specially with that charge mechanic on the rifle they took from tf2, heck, most widowmaker videos I have seen they barely wait for it to charge, and even if they wait its just a couple seconds then boom dead enemy, its fast enough to be op while slow enough to not be able to get potg
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#15 - licestr (6 hours ago) [-]
Not only that but you'd expect it to gain 3 charges before it could headshot kill someone, nope, it can do it just fine with 2
#30 - insects feel no pain man, its just really frustrating to not m…  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Bugs life 2 preview 0
#36 - majorandrew (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure insects have nerves.
nerves = pain
Otherwise it wouldn't react very much at all because it wouldn't know it was being eaten.
#29 - i mean its pretty long, you saw it cause you wanted to  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Bugs life 2 preview +1
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#31 - muffincannibal (7 hours ago) [-]
I skipped ahead by showing controls.
#25 - That's one **** tier hanzo right there. gets ignored by widow,… 8 hours ago on I never miss +1
#1336 - i was about to say that. well played  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Roll for a new Overwatch... +1
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#1432 - phenex (2 hours ago) [-]
I'm glad that we think alike!
#1152 - **licestr used "*roll picture*"** **licestr rolled image ** 05/28/2016 on Hot Girl Roll Scavenger Hunt 0
#23 - Didnt quite get the roadhog and symetra ones 05/27/2016 on In the minds of Overwatch... +1
#366 - **licestr used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **licestr rolls 74** 05/26/2016 on Where will you be reborn? 0

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#111 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
#107 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
má companhia
#108 to #107 - licestr ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
melhor companhia
#106 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
#104 - sleepyjesus (02/18/2014) [-]
You have been randomly visited by Sleepy Jesus.

You are #20 out of many
#105 to #104 - licestr ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
And counting.

Godspeed
#99 - luluwho (11/09/2013) [-]
I know that Avatar
#100 to #99 - licestr ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
you don't know me!
#101 to #100 - luluwho (11/09/2013) [-]
ok
#102 to #101 - licestr ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, here take this
#103 to #102 - luluwho (11/09/2013) [-]
Aww TY
#93 - marking (06/26/2013) [-]
kjkjinf
#94 to #93 - licestr ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
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#86 - marking (09/18/2012) [-]
Maybe there is no way I cant reach you in content or comment ranking, but when the item ranks are out. So help me god, I will beat you. (I know I have a problem)
#87 to #86 - licestr ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
you actually beat me in content, i do am higher in comments thou
#88 to #87 - marking (09/18/2012) [-]
dude I have another present from my items lunacy, but im only giving you one. Which would you like most? Book or rape or Book of kim jong's secrets?
#89 to #88 - licestr ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
you dont have to give me anything man, but if i had to chose i guess i'd like the book of rape(dont judge me)
#90 to #89 - marking (09/18/2012) [-]
An interesting choice sir, but none the less I feel appealed to sharing the books I have repeated with you. So one day if the need is dire I may come to you in need of an object such as a sewing machine, and then gladly return it.
#91 to #90 - licestr ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
Ah, a fine request, but may I add that none of the actions you took prior introducing this request were necessary, i would gladly lend you my machine and all of it powers, and with the trust i have that you will one day return it, i shall not hesitate. It's a gentlemen's world, and this, is a gentlemen's word.
#92 to #91 - marking (09/18/2012) [-]
Well said sir, but yet again the foundation for good trading alliance must be built upon trust and friendship. My gifts are but a presentation of respect that are intended to show that my intentions are pure and that our alliance will be pure as well.
#74 - marking (09/03/2012) [-]
Now I want you to look st my items and weep. They play the melody of revenge. I seriously dont know how I got so much awesome **** so easily.
#75 to #74 - licestr ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
Thats pretty great man, but i also take into consideration that you have nothing else to do, and i have 2 other games to chose from which take most of my time, but kudos.
#76 to #75 - marking (09/03/2012) [-]
I made that in an hour, And am currently reading an amazing book that I took out of the library Wednesday and am in already in the middle off. And I know you probably going to say im a bookworm or something as such but screw you illiterate **** and this book contain awesome fighting scenes and gore.
#77 to #76 - licestr ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
it's been literally over 6 times that you've told me about your goddammed book, you keep on forgetting that you told me about it, and i dont even know whata ******* boookworm is. i've been reading one myself too so yeah
#78 to #77 - marking (09/03/2012) [-]
Really? god dammit im starting to forget stuff. What is your book about?
#79 to #78 - licestr ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
3 famillies that go on a vacation to a lake for the summer, each familly is renting a house, the familly of the protagonists appears to buy the oldest house in the entire place, so yeah its a horror book but havent found any horror yet.
#80 to #79 - marking (09/03/2012) [-]
Youll get there, specially if the book is by stephen king. By what I hear he is awesome at what he does. By the way there are comic books for rent in the library and its always a good idea to get some books from the popular section, if they got to the popular section it was for a reason. Exception: Twilight books read by retarded bitches all around the school.
#81 to #80 - licestr ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
Again, you have mentioned the comic books and no, its not from stephen its from Paul something
#82 to #81 - marking (09/03/2012) [-]
****, my memory isnt hat it used to. You see when there isnt much going on in my I need to repeat myself to evoke different emotions in people until they get pissed and want to kill me. Well i think its fantastic that you finally decided to read a book for fun you'l see that your imagination can do far more than any game or movie can.
#83 to #82 - licestr ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
Re-read this whole paragraph, some msitakes in it made me quite unconforatable, and thank you.
#84 to #83 - marking (09/03/2012) [-]
hahahahah sorry, sleepeness makes my commit grave mistakes.
#85 to #84 - licestr ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
check this one too
check this one too
#68 - marking (09/02/2012) [-]
Would you look at that, you have two ***** to give.
#69 to #68 - licestr ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
your comment confuses me greatly
#70 to #69 - marking (09/02/2012) [-]
if you pay attention to your profile youl notice that in your favorite tags it says
***** (2)
#71 to #70 - licestr ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
i thought that would be it, but i was not sure,
what are you doing checking my profile out? you creep.
#72 to #71 - marking (09/02/2012) [-]
I wanted to see how many points you had on the items.
#73 to #72 - marking (09/02/2012) [-]
como conseguiste el junke?
#61 - marking (08/31/2012) [-]
You might want to check which of us has more points now buddy.
#62 to #61 - licestr ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
i'm sorry, what ?
#63 to #62 - marking (09/01/2012) [-]
Ah **** it, Im not alert enough or have the desire for carpal tunnel to battle you in this.
#64 to #63 - licestr ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
ahaha, so you comming to nog tomorrow?
#65 to #64 - marking (09/01/2012) [-]
yeah
you there?
#66 to #65 - licestr ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
ayup
#67 to #66 - marking (09/01/2012) [-]
que chilo