Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
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#141 - tomthehippie (04/21/2013) [-]
Dude, that's retail. I worked at a gas station and unlike most we don't hand out matches, cause we had a guy get a book of matches and buy a gallon of gas and light himself on fire RIGHT OUTSIDE. Literally, he walked outside and poured the gas all over himself and lit a match.
One night a guy comes in and asks for matches. Loses his shit when I tell him we don't hand out matches, he wants to know why, so I tell him. So he loses his shit even more.
He grabbed me and tried to hail me over the counter, screaming that he was going to kill me, so I grabbed his hand and twisted it (forcing him to let go), then told him very calmly that he was going to leave and that I had hit the silent alarm and the cops were on their way.
When I twisted his hand, I did absolutely no damage. Didn't pop his wrist out of socket. Didn't break any bones. Nada, just got his attention and got his hand off of me.
The next day I was fired for assaulting a customer. When I pointed out that not only did the "customer" not buy anything, but grabbed me, tried to hail me over the counter and was threatening to kill me, I was told that didn't matter.
The point of my story? Retail is hell, 90% of managers need to have their faces beaten in, and most employee's have wet dreams about taking a gun to work and slaughtering 60% of their regular customers. But we still have to go in, put a smile on our faces, and do our job cause we need the money.
#157 - swagbot (04/21/2013) [-]
Read this: "cause we had a guy get a book of matches and buy a gallon of gas and light himself on fire RIGHT OUTSIDE. Literally, he walked outside and poured the gas all over himself and lit a match."
started laughing even harder.
started roaring with laughter.
I think I'm gonna get off the internet for a little bit...
#138 - holycrapimacupcake (04/21/2013) [-]
I work at my local Gamestop. A small 13 year old boy (when I say small I mean short, kid was fat as fuck) walked up and tried to buy Deadspace. I told him very politely that he needed to either be 18 or have an adult with him to purchase this game. Before I finished my sentence the little shit starts going bat shit crazy! knocked over the Preorder display rack, our Gamer Merch rack, and broke several items. But the time this ended his mother walked in apologized and paid for the damaged goods. The manager was sitting in the back laughing his ass off, and the rest of the store soon joined in as the child was dragged away by his mother.
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#51 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
It doesn't make it any less true.