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#60 - Comment deleted 05/04/2013 on Good game, good game fuck... 0
#51 - Picture 04/27/2013 on I love Yahoo Answers +4
#106 - Picture 04/27/2013 on I Do/n't +2
#63 - They have gone beyond mere couch potatoes. They have become on… 04/25/2013 on found on tumblr +1
#121 - **liberator rolls 3,014** 04/24/2013 on Not what I expected. 0
#43 - Wow, just realized it was posted below. Still applies anyway, lol.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on Double parking 0
User avatar #45 - collegedood (04/23/2013) [-]
I think it's funnier with this comment anyways
#42 - Like a glove!  [+] (8 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Double parking +9
User avatar #63 - infamoustrapper (04/23/2013) [-]
What is that gif from? Is it from the 2nd ace ventura?
User avatar #66 - MrMouz (04/23/2013) [-]
why do you have to show up EVERYWHERE? you're like phanact, but no one hates you.
User avatar #67 - infamoustrapper (04/23/2013) [-]
i don't think anyone even knows who I am outside of hating board :(
User avatar #68 - MrMouz (04/23/2013) [-]
and every other bored I went to yesterday. and you comment alot
User avatar #69 - infamoustrapper (04/23/2013) [-]
I used to comment on every single post haha. I got all the way up to rank 50 once... But then I stopped, and now I only comment when I have a question.
User avatar #44 - kyrill (04/23/2013) [-]
fuck, that's the first thing i thought of
#43 - liberator (04/23/2013) [-]
Wow, just realized it was posted below. Still applies anyway, lol.
User avatar #45 - collegedood (04/23/2013) [-]
I think it's funnier with this comment anyways
#136 - These stories...I probably would have murdered someone by now …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2013 on McDisasters 11: Fellatio Fun +3
#141 - tomthehippie (04/21/2013) [-]
Dude, that's retail. I worked at a gas station and unlike most we don't hand out matches, cause we had a guy get a book of matches and buy a gallon of gas and light himself on fire RIGHT OUTSIDE. Literally, he walked outside and poured the gas all over himself and lit a match.

One night a guy comes in and asks for matches. Loses his shit when I tell him we don't hand out matches, he wants to know why, so I tell him. So he loses his shit even more.

He grabbed me and tried to hail me over the counter, screaming that he was going to kill me, so I grabbed his hand and twisted it (forcing him to let go), then told him very calmly that he was going to leave and that I had hit the silent alarm and the cops were on their way.

When I twisted his hand, I did absolutely no damage. Didn't pop his wrist out of socket. Didn't break any bones. Nada, just got his attention and got his hand off of me.

The next day I was fired for assaulting a customer. When I pointed out that not only did the "customer" not buy anything, but grabbed me, tried to hail me over the counter and was threatening to kill me, I was told that didn't matter.

The point of my story? Retail is hell, 90% of managers need to have their faces beaten in, and most employee's have wet dreams about taking a gun to work and slaughtering 60% of their regular customers. But we still have to go in, put a smile on our faces, and do our job cause we need the money.
#157 - swagbot (04/21/2013) [-]
Read this: "cause we had a guy get a book of matches and buy a gallon of gas and light himself on fire RIGHT OUTSIDE. Literally, he walked outside and poured the gas all over himself and lit a match."

started laughing.
started laughing even harder.
started roaring with laughter.

I think I'm gonna get off the internet for a little bit...
User avatar #138 - holycrapimacupcake (04/21/2013) [-]
I work at my local Gamestop. A small 13 year old boy (when I say small I mean short, kid was fat as fuck) walked up and tried to buy Deadspace. I told him very politely that he needed to either be 18 or have an adult with him to purchase this game. Before I finished my sentence the little shit starts going bat shit crazy! knocked over the Preorder display rack, our Gamer Merch rack, and broke several items. But the time this ended his mother walked in apologized and paid for the damaged goods. The manager was sitting in the back laughing his ass off, and the rest of the store soon joined in as the child was dragged away by his mother.
#196 - This one?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2013 on Kama Sutra of Sleeping Couples +6
User avatar #198 - nortledrones (04/21/2013) [-]
Thanks!!!
#48 - All this rage over a copypasta.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2013 on What a fucking amazing person +1
#51 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
It doesn't make it any less true.

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