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#4 - Dat asssssssssssssssssssss 7 hours ago on Mmm yeahh 0
#70 - You have a strange definition of badass. For me, it's has to b…  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on Gorilla Warfare 0
#71 - mastercolossus (11 hours ago) [-]
i have a phd in engineering and i make videogames. both are based in realism.
#67 - I'm sure there is, but, if you take this event on it's own, th…  [+] (3 new replies) 11 hours ago on Gorilla Warfare 0
#68 - mastercolossus (11 hours ago) [-]
in that case i totally just killed sauron with my bare hands. now im badass.
now stfu and make me a sammich.
User avatar #70 - lexivex (11 hours ago) [-]
You have a strange definition of badass. For me, it's has to be based in some degree of realism
#71 - mastercolossus (11 hours ago) [-]
i have a phd in engineering and i make videogames. both are based in realism.
#64 - Are you saying no character in any piece of fictional work has…  [+] (5 new replies) 11 hours ago on Gorilla Warfare 0
#65 - mastercolossus (11 hours ago) [-]
there is a difference between fictional and fake. google it.
User avatar #67 - lexivex (11 hours ago) [-]
I'm sure there is, but, if you take this event on it's own, the idea itself is pretty badass in my opinion. Regardless of whether or not it's trying to fool people into it being real.
#68 - mastercolossus (11 hours ago) [-]
in that case i totally just killed sauron with my bare hands. now im badass.
now stfu and make me a sammich.
User avatar #70 - lexivex (11 hours ago) [-]
You have a strange definition of badass. For me, it's has to be based in some degree of realism
#71 - mastercolossus (11 hours ago) [-]
i have a phd in engineering and i make videogames. both are based in realism.
#48 - This is fake, but what exactly makes him a douche in this situation?  [+] (3 new replies) 14 hours ago on Gorilla Warfare +1
#49 - exsequor (14 hours ago) [-]
Not referring to the story referenced in the post. Referring to the fact that he's become a publicity whore after killing bin Laden, when that goes against the general belief of the SEALs. He's taken a ton of shit from his former superiors and fellow SEALs for his behavior lately.
#53 - Bacabed (13 hours ago) [-]
Now I may be incorrect as my information comes from a documentary I watched about the operation to kill Bin Laden a couple of years ago but didn't the SEALs keep quiet as to who actually did the shooting? Seeing it as a success of the whole team, not one man alone.
User avatar #69 - ludly (11 hours ago) [-]
That was the intent but this guy claimed credit it for it.
#4 - Yup, it's a satirical site. Made me laugh though  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Gorilla Warfare +59
User avatar #5 - scowler (12/21/2014) [-]
I hate how satire sites place their stuff in the real of plausibility. IT DOESN'T HELP.
User avatar #7 - scowler (12/21/2014) [-]
*Realm
#2 - Source: Unfortunately, it's fake. Still pretty…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Gorilla Warfare +59
#60 - mastercolossus (12 hours ago) [-]
how the fuck can it be badass if it never even happened?
User avatar #64 - lexivex (11 hours ago) [-]
Are you saying no character in any piece of fictional work has ever been badass?
#65 - mastercolossus (11 hours ago) [-]
there is a difference between fictional and fake. google it.
User avatar #67 - lexivex (11 hours ago) [-]
I'm sure there is, but, if you take this event on it's own, the idea itself is pretty badass in my opinion. Regardless of whether or not it's trying to fool people into it being real.
#68 - mastercolossus (11 hours ago) [-]
in that case i totally just killed sauron with my bare hands. now im badass.
now stfu and make me a sammich.
User avatar #70 - lexivex (11 hours ago) [-]
You have a strange definition of badass. For me, it's has to be based in some degree of realism
#71 - mastercolossus (11 hours ago) [-]
i have a phd in engineering and i make videogames. both are based in realism.
User avatar #59 - landartheconqueror (12 hours ago) [-]
awwww that's disappointing, but incredibly believable
User avatar #45 - ronyx (14 hours ago) [-]
fuck nigga, i wanted to believe
#4 - And again, I feel Hawking has transcended beyond giving a … 12/19/2014 on I have to see a doctor 0
#4 - Anybody got youtube sources? 12/19/2014 on calculations 0
#3 - This remains glorious even after the 50th time 12/19/2014 on The shovel heard 'round the... +12

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User avatar #19 - MrDeadiron (10/11/2014) [-]
So is there a reason you removed me from skype?
User avatar #20 to #19 - lexivex ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
You calling Dom's sister a dog was the "Straw the broke the camel's back" so to speak. Frankly, we've both had enough of your **** .
User avatar #21 to #20 - MrDeadiron (10/11/2014) [-]
So Dom likes to sling **** , but when someones better than him at it that's the end of the line. The **** he said pissed me off too but guess what I didn't act like a little bitch.
User avatar #22 to #21 - lexivex ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
As I said, that was the "straw." Truly, you've been a toxic cunt the entire time I've known you, but I'm too much of a submissive bitch to do much about it. When Dom said that you crossed the line with the dog comment, that gave me an in to shut **** down.
User avatar #23 to #22 - MrDeadiron (10/11/2014) [-]
Please, you've all done the same **** . Even you **** on Lumi and Dan. Dom ***** on everyone and acts like he's king of every group. Basically he says **** all the time especially to me and I won't take it. If that's the end it's fine, but you could have at least manned up and said something out right.
User avatar #18 to #17 - lexivex ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #16 - jnovuse (03/18/2014) [-]
I will PM you bro, I am blocked from sending out PM's for the amount I have replied to! (I will keep our PM's private, so I will reply when Admin lets me! lol!)
Thank you for messaging me! - 'Big Brother'
User avatar #8 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Yo, what's up.

As you know, I mention you each time I make a dump in the hentai board.

Do you want to keep being mentioned, or do you wish to have your name removed?
User avatar #9 to #8 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #10 to #9 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Yes what? to stop or to keep going?
User avatar #11 to #10 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Er, sorry. Just work up. Keep me on the list please
User avatar #12 to #11 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
K bby.

Wuv u
User avatar #13 to #12 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Wuv u 2 sugarbaby honeypie
User avatar #14 to #13 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Wuv u 4 eav sweetie pai
User avatar #7 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (04/04/2013) [-]
Walk into his profile like "whaddup, I got a big cock"

Sup?
User avatar #2 - aaronthefknpanda (01/30/2013) [-]
I tried adding you on skype but it says that there's two people with that username thing! D: What do?
User avatar #3 to #2 - lexivex ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Does it show you the profile pictures by chance?
User avatar #5 to #4 - lexivex ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Well, friend both of em, I'll let you know which one is me!
User avatar #6 to #5 - aaronthefknpanda (01/31/2013) [-]
okay! gonna do it now!
#1 - aaronthefknpanda (12/21/2012) [-]
Voila!~
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