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lexarcommander

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:12/06/2010
Last Login:7/09/2015
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#59 - Never did that **** ? You do realize that Brita…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on title -6
#73 - noonelikesdan (05/28/2015) [-]
Actually it was mainly Portugal and the Netherlands who did that shit.
#6 - Hm. Ya see, you'd think that an omnipotent God being who knows… 05/19/2015 on What if Jesus was a grill? +2
#34 - Comment deleted 05/19/2015 on What makes me provoke 0
#20 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2015 on What makes me provoke 0
#33 - anon Comment deleted by lexarcommander
#34 - lexarcommander Comment deleted by lexarcommander
#14 - Also saves water, assuming you don't take exorbitantly long showers 05/14/2015 on KEK +1
#7 - Scarlet witch is Magneto's daughter  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2015 on thanas stap +1
#14 - unusedusername (05/14/2015) [-]
Actually she isn't, it wasn't true. Look it up.
#14 - I know this is petty, but I hate when people wear watches on t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2015 on Ways to keep your Virginity +1
User avatar #16 - turkeyslapper (05/14/2015) [-]
Agreed, most watches are deisgned for the left hand, the controls are on the right side of the watch face so when its on your left hand you can easily adjust it with your right hand without taking off the watch.
User avatar #15 - naafi (05/14/2015) [-]
I wear mine on my dominant hand because whenever I don't people come up to me and say something like "Hey you're left handed! Wanna know how I know that?". I know they are just being friendly and I shouldn't be so cynical but it just gets tiring
#21 - Though, the same could be said for University admissions  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2015 on Institutions +18
User avatar #23 - guardianatreyu (05/12/2015) [-]
You have to be able to throw a ball though.
#20 - ... To be fair, universities require more effort to get into. …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/12/2015 on Institutions +44
User avatar #73 - Conquistador (05/13/2015) [-]
Because Commiefornia is right next to Mexico. Of course they're going to get a lot of scum and criminals coming from there. Other than that, Commiefornia is fucking liberal as shit and gives free rides to people just for being minorities.
User avatar #67 - threeeighteen (05/13/2015) [-]
And... commit a crime.
User avatar #25 - kibbleking (05/13/2015) [-]
nigga if you're black/hispanic in California, you get a free fucking ride through affirmative action. I lived there for five years, and there was this one school bus that picked up Mexican kids right at the fuckin' border. The school board "didn't know they were illegals."
#74 - azzajack (05/13/2015) [-]
CA is probably the only state where they get an advantage.... The rest of America is very white... go outside.
User avatar #21 - lexarcommander (05/12/2015) [-]
Though, the same could be said for University admissions
User avatar #23 - guardianatreyu (05/12/2015) [-]
You have to be able to throw a ball though.
#4 - Knowing Alfred, I'd say that even firing from the hip and usin…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2015 on Alfred is badass +5
User avatar #9 - zaxzwim (05/11/2015) [-]
he would be able to be juggling, doing back flips and running a face painting stand and still be able to do it

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User avatar #17 - revengeforfreeze (01/17/2014) [-]
en effektiv harrang lyder klick, klack, pang
gräv en mans längd
håll käften stängd
User avatar #14 - BeckyBones (08/11/2011) [-]
Okay.. so for your avatar, what would you like it to be?
User avatar #16 to #14 - lexarcommander (08/13/2011) [-]
y'know what, it doesnt even matter at this point, im leaving for school in about 3 days, and they block fj from their network, so there would be no sense in updating myself. but thanks anyway
User avatar #15 to #14 - lexarcommander (08/12/2011) [-]
got any ideas that could go with my name?
#10 - MusicKid (03/14/2011) [-]
hey :] i still have a lot of reacton pics if you wanted more
#1 - MusicKid (02/19/2011) [-]
Hai! :D lol dident know what pic to post xD
User avatar #2 to #1 - lexarcommander (02/19/2011) [-]
its not loading, sorry
#3 to #2 - MusicKid (02/19/2011) [-]
its okayy ^-^
User avatar #4 to #3 - lexarcommander (02/19/2011) [-]
nice george
#5 to #4 - MusicKid (02/19/2011) [-]
haha i love george in that scene ^-^
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User avatar #6 to #5 - lexarcommander (02/19/2011) [-]
niiiiice
#7 to #6 - MusicKid (02/19/2011) [-]
i love that one :D
<-----unrelated but i love this one too ^-^
User avatar #8 to #7 - lexarcommander (02/19/2011) [-]
i love you so much right now
User avatar #9 to #8 - MusicKid (02/20/2011) [-]
yay love ^-^
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