Rank #3792 on CommentsLevel 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
OfflineSend mail to lexarcommander Block lexarcommander Invite lexarcommander to be your friend
|Last status update:|| |
|Date Signed Up:||12/06/2010|
|FunnyJunk Career Stats|
|Highest Content Rank:||#4513|
|Highest Comment Rank:||#2537|
|Content Thumbs:||1268 total, 1702 , 434|
|Comment Thumbs:||3509 total, 3989 , 480|
|Content Level Progress:|| 63% (63/100) |
Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie
|Comment Level Progress:|| 39% (39/100) |
Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
|Times Content Favorited:||43 times|
|Total Comments Made:||1203|
|Favorite Tags:||sexy (4) | fuuu (2) | Porn (2)|
- Views: 22063This seems fairly accurate
778 227 Total: +551
- Views: 18757Well, did you have it?
332 27 Total: +305
- Views: 4274My life is complete.
166 5 Total: +161
- Views: 3525School days
47 6 Total: +41
- Views: 1132Dexter
24 3 Total: +21
- Views: 1641Two Dead Boys
20 1 Total: +19
- Views: 989DINO HURR
14 1 Total: +13
latest user's comments
|#13 - My dachshund crawls up there durig long car rides||07/06/2016 on very cute small tiny pupper||0|
|#15 - It's a curse||06/07/2016 on key||0|
|#27 - Get that Canadian **** out of here||06/04/2016 on Roll for what you buy||0|
|#32 - I don't care if this is bait, that's the joke bro [+] (1 new reply)||06/04/2016 on Tumblr fumblr cumbler||+1|
|#17 - Is that adjusted for inflation? [+] (1 new reply)||05/23/2016 on "i wont be seeing...||0|
|#13 - Moor general has a wife and a friend (Iago). Yada yada yada, *…||05/19/2016 on Tyromeo and Juliet||0|
|#15 - But these aren't potato chips. They're wheat products, not potatoes||05/17/2016 on Pringles||+2|
|#48 - I get the joke you're trying to make, but it sucks.||05/16/2016 on oh my||+18|
|#61 - Picture||05/14/2016 on Anon explains how to make...||+3|
|#10 - Hot metal, plus sudden cold water, plus being wrapped in the d… [+] (10 new replies)||05/13/2016 on Anon explains how to make...||+64|
#48 - anon (05/14/2016) [-]
Are you for real? Hot metal + water = metal rapidly shrinking. Duct tape does shit other than not burn your hand while heating. "spoon explodes". yeah, tell that to literally every single blacksmith in the world who puts burning hot metal into water to quench it. and not pussy "lighter heated spoon" but a solid piece of white hot metal at almost melting point heated in a forge. Guess blacksmiths are immune to explosions then.
#70 - thechosentroll (05/14/2016) [-]
They used water for thousands of years and it worked just fine. Oil is used these days because it's better. It cools the metal just a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit slower, a fraction of the second slower, but just slow enough to significantly decrease the risk of the metal just snapping in half because of the sudden change.
#66 - thechosentroll (05/14/2016) [-]
Blacksmiths don't usually work with stainless steel, they work with regular, which is much more flexible.
As for the spoon in particular, I've seen it happen (oddly enough it was before I even knew the internet was a thing, just random idiocy as a kid) and the spoon doesn't so much "explode" as splinter. Tiny pieces of it break off and get propelled all over the place by the tension and the steam. Not quite the pipe bomb people assume this makes, but it's still a bunch of really hot shrapnel flying all over the place.
#55 - anon (05/14/2016) [-]
Do you know what quenching means fuckwad? If not don't lecture me. Quenching is rapidly cooling metal preheated to set temperature when it has molecular structure they want. If let to cool slowly it rearranges itself back to room temp stucture. But if cooled rapidly it doesn't have time to do so so it's left with higher temp structure but at room temp. That's how you get hard metal for blades (or any other you want basing on initial high temp). It does create a lot of inner tension. If you were correct any quenching process done inccorrectly, uevenly, from badly forged piece of different densities etc would result in explosions. At best you can make it crack if you really try hard to fuck it up. Only metals capable of exploding form rapid cooling are: metals which trap a huge bubble of water somehow, or porous metal which has liquid in pores etc - basically any with trapped particlesof material with vastly different physical qualities and behaviour. Next we have "coolant explosion" where the coolant itself explodes, not the metal but that happens mostly in mold casting. Lastly there are alkaline metals which explode just exposed to water but try to make a freaking spoon out of one. As for duct tape: first the post alone states "wrap in duct tape OR TOWEL" second duct tape looses it's qualities when overheated. It would just break.
Do you even physics? I've done that shit with rapidly cooling metal (steel, stainless steel, aluminium, you name it) with running water/putting it into a bucket of water many MANY times And I didn't even make it to crack. Fuck I even once did that with a knife which is old as fuck and has ACTUAL FUCKING DUCT TAPE rolled many times over in place of a handle. Wow, look, both hands and eyes, how the fuck is that possible?
#65 - anon (05/14/2016) [-]
Go try the spoon thing then.