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#43 - Cheeky lil' **** 06/26/2016 on dyk +7
#32 - Women are a thing that exists on this world, you know  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2016 on dyk +7
#35 - anon (06/26/2016) [-]
Ah yes, the almighty women with dicks... This site and everybody on it should be purged from this world, even if that means including myself.
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#44 - wolfiet (06/26/2016) [-]
I seriously can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, but I'm gonna take the bait if you are and say that he was talking about how women wipe with toilet paper when they pee.
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#43 - letsmakeout (06/26/2016) [-]
Cheeky lil' shit
#77 - >tfw the most determined troll makes a **** ton of sense  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2016 on Content SH +6
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#107 - steampoweredbot (06/22/2016) [-]
It's what happens with troll accounts. Eventually they get bored of doing nothing but shitposting, and will start to make regular posts along with their shitposting.
#59 - >give Heavy shields Natasha or vaccinator >self-… 06/19/2016 on yellow rage 0
#33 - Well, to be fair... all TF2 classes have 3 weapons instead of …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2016 on yellow rage +6
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#57 - schneidend (06/19/2016) [-]
All of the Overwatch characters generally have 3 weapons built into one kit, typically in the form of primary/secondary plus the melee attack, with their abilities on top of that.

No amount of weapon swapping will give Heavy shields, a grenade lobbing minigun, a self-destruct button, or a defense screen that shoots enemy projectiles out of the air.
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#59 - letsmakeout (06/19/2016) [-]
>give Heavy shields
Natasha or vaccinator
>self-destruc button
Demoman's caber, Soldier's pickaxe taunt
>defense screen
Pyro's reflect

Alright I'm just messing around now. But I can compare much more stuff betweeb the two... I think they're very similar, but at the same time Overwatch brings a lot of new stuff.
#38 - Liking things = cancer Everything is ******* cancer Ju… 06/11/2016 on Symmetry +12
#98 - >reverse-search the picture MAXIMUM HACKING SKILLS  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2016 on /pol/ actually doing shit +10
#115 - vladhellsing (06/08/2016) [-]
#45 - you gotta be joking my man  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2016 on Hanzo's hitboxes 0
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#46 - zahnrad (06/07/2016) [-]
I am, read the second spoiler.

It was from a video where someone was satirically finding all the things in TF2 that look similar to Overwatch. If I find the video I'll link it.
#108 - I don't wanna be that guy here, but it's pretty common for aut… 06/07/2016 on Use this the next time... +1
#136 - Woah, stickying someone who didn't like your content just so t…  [+] (28 new replies) 06/06/2016 on Freeze, don't move +13
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#170 - zahidlol (06/06/2016) [-]
well, theyre a troll so they want red thumbs

so in a way im helping them out
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#223 - empirennn (06/07/2016) [-]
It's not "trolling" to point out you're just copy-pasting any video from reddit related to overwatch.

It's not "trolling" to point out that this shit is cancerous when there is no quality control.
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#234 - zahidlol (06/07/2016) [-]
Then just block the channel

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#235 - empirennn (06/07/2016) [-]
Just going to block you. Some of the channel content is good. Yours has no quality control and is the equivalent of a shitpost.
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#237 - zahidlol (06/07/2016) [-]
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#143 - empirennn (06/06/2016) [-]
Bring it. Not exactly worried about "internet points".

Especially not from some retard who's just posting any video he can find from reddit or w/e of the same "Q of the game" you'll see every 5 minutes while playing the game.

Like I'm surprised this guy didn't post hundreds of kill animations from doom. That's the level of content we are dealing with here.
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#140 - peejay (06/06/2016) [-]
maybe he should have been a salty faggort somewhere else
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#142 - empirennn (06/06/2016) [-]
This isn't content. This is just the standard gameplay you see every game you play.

Someone has to point this shit out.
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#146 - peejay (06/06/2016) [-]
why not just thumb it down and be on your way? you don't have to be such a drama queen
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#149 - empirennn (06/06/2016) [-]
Why are you taking such offense to me pointing out that this content is getting stale?

You don't have to be such a drama queen.
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#207 - crowcolin (06/07/2016) [-]
Why are you taking such offense to the "not content?"

Literally just thumb it down and go away.

Why even bother explaining yourself?
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#224 - empirennn (06/07/2016) [-]
Because I don't want this site to be filed with 5 second clips of literally the shallowest content possible.

You're actually taking offense to me pointing this out. Like it's some "big secret" that this guy went on reddit, snagged a loop of literally any PoTG he could find, and then when I point this shit out, it's "crucify the unfun guy".

Sorry for having the lowest standards possible, but I'm still not deleting my shit.
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#240 - crowcolin (06/07/2016) [-]
Perhaps you're missing the point.

You are just telling everybody that your ego is so massive, that you get to arbitrarily decide what is and what isn't quality content. I know you think you're the only one with a brain on the planet, but literally nobody on this site needs you to point out that it came from somewhere else - it doesn't matter. I'm sorry, but nobody's gonna give you a medal for sharing that big brain of yours.

But quality of content is simple. Content = entertainment. Entertainment is quantified by thumbs. Therefor, if it gets enough thumbs, enough people found it entertaining that your lack of interest isn't quite significant. Therefor, there's no need to share because frankly, nobody really cares all that much. It doesn't matter.

It's not your website. if you don't want it to be *filled* with 5 second clips, it's not your call. There's a little "X" on the top of the screen just for you. I'm not offended. Just explaining how things work here on the internet.

#243 - anon (06/07/2016) [-]
I'm telling everyone this is the standard ocucrence and I'm the badguy.

I get it. People who don't actually play the game think this is amazing.

But for those of us who do, it's just annoying as watch top page content be literally the same thing we see every game. It's not new. It's not funny. It's not even cool

Like I got 5 kills with widowmaker by my own in a PoTG just now. Should I upload that? no. It's just not good content.

I'm sorry for bursting your bubble but this is just ripping from the reddit and putting it here without any quality control and I'm sorry I don't support it by having the lowest standard imagineable.

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#248 - crowcolin (06/07/2016) [-]
Again - people like it. So it doesn't really matter what your rationale for disliking it is.

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#241 - crowcolin (06/07/2016) [-]
It takes 0$ to just let people enjoy themselves.
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#154 - peejay (06/06/2016) [-]
hey man i never said i liked the content myself, you just came off as a real dick
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#157 - empirennn (06/06/2016) [-]
Sure buddy, w/e you say.
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#159 - peejay (06/06/2016) [-]
so how's middle school going? :^)
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#161 - empirennn (06/06/2016) [-]
Being this salty.
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#162 - peejay (06/06/2016) [-]
i know, right? kids these days
#165 - peejay (06/06/2016) [-]
ayy lmao
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#164 - empirennn (06/06/2016) [-]
Just so I'm clear:
>I post that Q of the games with nothing special get a downvote
>You call me a faggot
>Explain that it isn't real content
>You cry that I even posted.
>I ask why you are taking such offense
>You say that you didn't like the content, still call me a "real dick" for posting my opinion.
>I respond with "sure buddy w/e you say"
>You then proceed to downvote my comments.
>You then proceed to make a "hurr durr you're 10" joke.
>I point out that you are salty
>You continue.

That should explain it.
#210 - autumnanubis (06/07/2016) [-]
You're on the internet branding other people "salty" for disagreeing with you. People don't have to be upset to point out your flaw or to argue with you either. And trying to use cyclical reasoning to argue that they shouldn't have replied to your comment. Which in reality is reversed, you commented because you didn't like the content, people can reply because they didn't like your comment. As well as say "internet points don't matter" which basically means that you reserve no standard for behavior just because you're anonymous. All of these things so far entail you're a real assbag. E.g. You're probably a real dickhead irl and the only one who's offended is you it would seem. As people who disagree with you are greeted with the above.
#227 - empirennn (06/07/2016) [-]
(Ew. CTF. One of those things people post just to build a huge strawman and is completely misused from it's original intent at looking things in a different light)

I'm not branding him salty from disagreeing wiht me. He doesn't disagree, he doesn't have any opinion on the matter.

I don't mind if people disagree with me. In fact I encourage discussion. But childish insults and resorting to downvote spamming when confronted about the immaturity is not a discussion, it's trolling. It has been treated as such.

I already listed the conversation as a whole and the reason I blocked him.

It would seem you just didn't read that and chose to make a strawman post in hopes that you'd come off as some sort of white-knight.
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#232 - autumnanubis (06/07/2016) [-]
You responded to only one of the things I said. And for the others you simply stated "I dindu nuffin."
#244 - anon (06/07/2016) [-]
Your only other point was "You're probably a real dickhead irl".
(not really worth a response).

And leave it to the guy who made a blatant strawman to make another one right after.

Consider the following : You can't handle a mature discussion.
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#251 - autumnanubis (06/08/2016) [-]
It isn't that he blatantly shunned discussion by being flippant, and then stated he encourages discussion. You can't claim you like discussion, then claim that you don't engage in it because you're superior.

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