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|#280 - WE WERE ON A BREAK!||11/20/2013 on Twitter Rooftop Breakup||+1|
|#86 - I don't have the original greentext picture but this one is my… [+] (1 new reply)||11/17/2013 on Internet Gold - P4||+17|
|#95990 - Hello people of the internet. I'm an 18 year old guy (turning … [+] (2 new replies)||10/07/2013 on Social Board||+2|
#96030 - Ruspanic (10/08/2013) [-]
You're 18. Killing yourself is a really stupid decision at this point because you would otherwise have 3/4 of your life left to live, during which a lot can change. If you think you have nothing to lose, take some risks. Go hang out in a public place or a bar or something and try to pick up girls - it's probably not going to work the first few times, but hey - you'll never see them again probably, so nothing lost. Fuck, try out some pick-up lines, they might think it's funny. Also, being a foreigner with an accent makes you interesting. As a bonus,if you can't speak the language fluently, that could be an excuse for social awkwardness.
I would highly recommend going to college, though, and developing some interests. Study languages, maybe. Take a bunch of different classes first semester. Besides that, you'll be pretty independent and it's a chance to start over and make friends. Find people to study with, or talk to people in class, or hang out in a common room and get to know your floormates. As for studying - no one likes it. Find a subject that makes it tolerable and suck it up. Doing things you dislike is just part of life.
If you don't want to go to college now, you can take a gap year if you have something else you'd rather do, like work or travel. There's some pretty good scholarships and volunteer programs that can make traveling affordable.
If your school has counselors, ask them for advice. It's not like they're going to judge you. They might give you contacts and resources and point you in the right direction.
As for your skin problem, go to a dermatologist or at least look up some remedies on the Internet. Also, wash your face and your pillowcases regularly. Acne at your age isn't uncommon and shouldn't impact your social life much.
Also, you should post this on the Advice Board.
|#209 - I've always wondered, what height do women consider to be good…||10/01/2013 on Saw something about being...||0|
|#157 - What the **** is the deal with hating on women co… [+] (5 new replies)||09/11/2013 on Pump||+15|
#183 - giygasman (09/11/2013) [-]
Not good at remembering names In fact, john olivers show is a perfect place to see the differences since you can compare the comedians. It's uncanny. It's funny, but it gets old.
#204 - fractalius (09/12/2013) [-]
Maybe because they either:
talk about cars/bitches and debate trivial topics all day
or more likely.....
they aren't really interesting and/or don't know how to hold exciting conversations.
This sentence sums up like 75% of males I've talked And I'm a dude myself.
Also, I've met plenty of girls who have exciting/funny conversations as well.
It's not the gender that matters you stupid shit. Just look at you! You're a guy, and quite a retard!
#268 - Shitthatscrazy (09/12/2013) [-]
if you dont like somebody having a different opinion than you then you should not be on the internet.
|#188 - I will forever consider Forrest Gump to be the best movie of a…||08/19/2013 on Forrest Gump||0|
|#117 - I am white and I'm a man and I'm straight (top of the line, ge… [+] (28 new replies)||08/17/2013 on Only skin deep||+20|
#316 - guymandude (08/18/2013) [-]
nobody gives a shit as long as your not a dick about it. Nobody is going to get mad a t you for being straight or all that other shit, just don't go walking down the street screaming about a white - straight - male pride rally, because when you think about it, that is the same type of shit ppl on this site get mad at women and minorities for.
#166 - jaisharha (08/18/2013) [-]
I can see where you are coming from but I disagree with your use of the word pride, pride is something you take in an achievement, in this case you have had no input (Going out on a limb there and say you didn't personally put the white straight male on top) in which case what you hold is a great respect for those who achieved those things and a satisfaction that you belong to the same group through no effort of your own.
For my own part I am a gay male, and I go to pride month and all that faggy shit, but I still disagree with the use of the word, I have a great deal of respect for those who have done things to help my own small part of humanity forward but I take no credit for it. I do still feel a certain satisfaction that I can in some way claim those people as part of the same group as myself but its not pride.
Not saying that's a bad thing, just putting my thoughts out there.
#130 - kangaroomeat (08/18/2013) [-]
I am proud that I was born into a race that has done so many great things.
It's my blood. If I was born of African, or Asian decent I wouldn't be the same person.
Race, is not some made up thing, it matters, and it has huge impact on all world events, period. Survival of the fittest.
I am happy to be a part of the tribe I was born into.
#142 - creepyunclebob (08/18/2013) [-]
Just be proud you're part of a species that has done great things. Survival of the fittest has no bearing on interracial politics because all races are identical in what helps humans survive. Honestly you aren't any more or less related to Einstein than you are to Gandhi, the differences are all illusions.
#148 - kangaroomeat (08/18/2013) [-]
History proves otherwise.
Humans become better through struggle, and most struggles have been divided on ethnic and cultural lines.
Claiming that racial differences are an illusion is just simply not true.
The myth of the myth of the race illusion.
People mindlessly parroting bullshit other people say to prove they are not like the anti-Christ Hitler.
#151 - creepyunclebob (08/18/2013) [-]
I'm on the internet. Completely concealed in the darkness. What I say can in no way be traced back to me and will have no impact whatsoever on my life outside this website. So when I say the ethnic divisions have no significance outside the context of their effects on history and have no basis in the actual differences between races, it's not because I want to prove I'm not racist. It's because that is my honest observation of the world.
|#99 - Bitch, I told myself I wasn't gonna die and so far I've kept m… [+] (1 new reply)||08/17/2013 on Tumblr||+1|
#115 - soronbe (08/18/2013) [-]
If there is one thing I learned is that you don't have to be afraid of the unknown. I'm not sayin' I conquered that fear completely though ..
Maybe dyin' isn't going as bad as we think. I mean, it's the most natural thing in the world.
We shouldn't waste our life on preparing fear our final moment. I mean, you got to accept the fact that you are gettin' older and maybe today/tomorrow or in x year you will die. The faster you accept and acknowledge this, the better.
Fear of getting older and fear of death is just what makes it so difficult being a human being ....................................
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