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#42 - 1 ******* dead vs probably everyone in the waffle house …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2016 on Talk Shit +2
#56 - anon (07/16/2016) [-]
>probably everyone in the waffle house

totally, because robbers become mass murderers most of the time... not.

10,000 armed robberies for every public murder. Way to ignore the actual likelihood of something.
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#57 - lemoron (07/16/2016) [-]
still broke the law, better dead than in jail... less money going to waste keeping the fucker alive
#772 - **lemoron used "*roll picture*"** **lemoron rolled image ** 07/16/2016 on We're having a coup 0
#38 - I'm not a big Italian food person, but, yeah Olive Garden has … 07/15/2016 on Unpopular Opinion Meme 0
#48 - subs are great, dubbed is usually not done very well … 07/15/2016 on certain taste +1
#87 - I do what I want **** you 07/15/2016 on Cutittu Cagnal Oftormas -1
#19 - go ahead and try it, see what happens dumbass  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2016 on bugs bunny 0
#36 - anon (07/15/2016) [-]
It blocks the bullet! Can you even read?
#81 - hahaha deserved it  [+] (6 new replies) 07/15/2016 on someone actually believed... +2
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#83 - distortedflare (07/15/2016) [-]
Not really why should stupid people be punished. Other than them being stupid what have they done to deserve a destroyed phone. A bully, a racist or a cunt they deserve a fucked phone. Most stupid people are harmless.
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#90 - whyfalsewhy (07/15/2016) [-]
Hey the gene pool is better without them, if you look at your phone and look at your microwave and figure the combination works then proceed with it you have no one to blame but yourself.

If i told you you could breath water would you do it?
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#97 - distortedflare (07/15/2016) [-]
Why. Sociopaths tend to have a good IQ. Many evil people in the world are smart but use it instead to manipulate and destroy the lives of others.

If a person is stupid but works, pay taxes and contributes why should they be put down over people like the people that run amazon or Starbucks. The same fuckers that have managed to avoid paying billions in taxes because they have bribed and made friends with politicians.

Hell a good example is smart middle class spoilt bastards starting groups like BLM and SJW and then manipulating stupid and malicious people into doing things.

There is no excuse for stupidity I in this age I agree. But by that same token we should not be malicious to those that are stupid. Hell A mate of mine personal trainer is thick as pig shit. But loves animals would never see any harm come to a fellow human and would leap into a fire to save a stranger.

Why is he less important than someone smarter for example my parents chicken shit neighbours. Who would not even call the police if they saw someone being mugged or a house being broken into.
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#99 - whyfalsewhy (07/15/2016) [-]
There seems to be a miss understanding here, i'm not saying idiots should be culled, but they should be mocked and criticized why they do stupid shit like microwave their phone, if your never told there is a problem you can't fix the problem.

#86 - anon (07/15/2016) [-]
Stupid people can vote. It's not difficult to not be stupid, they owe it to mankind to not be this retarded.
I'm a racist cunt, but I'm not as plain stupid as that.
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#85 - SenatorGalpatine (07/15/2016) [-]
Maybe in the future they'll be less stupid. Better a destroyed phone than a destroyed life. Stupid kills.

#33 - at least they aren't playing bastion on offense  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2016 on Cockroaches +5
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#35 - scowler (07/14/2016) [-]
But the best offense is a good defense...
#46 - good, I was starting to wonder where you went... glad you're not dead 07/13/2016 on Returns a king +1
#2377 - **lemoron used "*roll picture*"** **lemoron rolled image ** 07/12/2016 on Pokemon GO Rolling 0