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#182 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on Don't know if OC... +1
#184 - swordmasterredman (12/22/2013) [-]
#1 - "Soliders" 12/21/2013 on What soliders do 0
#6 - Recently? 12/21/2013 on Out of Jail Wesley 0
#2 - Comment deleted 12/21/2013 on Real Trollface girl +1
#86 - But I like the way you think. 12/21/2013 on Anon believes in an afterlife 0
#85 - Coffins. You forgot about coffins. Our nutrients stay with us.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2013 on Anon believes in an afterlife 0
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#88 - theist (12/21/2013) [-]
Coffins aren't indestructible.
#34 - The first part of the gif.  [+] (10 new replies) 12/21/2013 on Jennifer Lawrence hidden... +141
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#38 - stalkerloo (12/21/2013) [-]
Can we just admire how amazing that gif is?
#47 - worstcase (12/21/2013) [-]
No time!


When gifs with text go way too fast and I have to watch multiple times to catch all the words, which may convey important information, such as the fact that scientists created a computer memory crystal that can story 360 TB of data per disc and lasts approximately 1 million years by using pure silica and storing the data in 5 dimensions;

A French Canadian soldier during WWII single-handedly captured 93 German soldiers and he declined the invitation to be decorated because according to him, General Montgomery [who was giving the reward] was incompetent and in no position to be giving out medals;

Disney rejected Back to the Future because the mother/son storyline was ‘not appropriate’;

When you encounter some information for the first time and then begin to notice it everywhere, you’re experiencing something called the ‘Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon’;

Mark Twain was born shortly after Halleys Comet and predicted he would ‘go out with it’ too, and he died a day after the comets subsequent return;

Part of the Manhattan Project involved injecting patients with plutonium to see what would happen;

And for every lion cub that lives to be one year old, its parents have waited nearly 3000 times.
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#149 - buttinspecter (12/21/2013) [-]
What does that last one mean? They waited 3000 times?
#157 - worstcase (12/21/2013) [-]
That they've mated nearly 3,000 times.
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#158 - buttinspecter (12/21/2013) [-]
Okay. Thank you.

Yeah. That sounds like a huge problem.
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#138 - twi (12/21/2013) [-]
that goddamn Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon
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#56 - thebobinito (12/21/2013) [-]
You sir have too much time on your hands.
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#72 - mrpotatofudge (12/21/2013) [-]
This gif was posted before
he probly copy/paste
or he has too much time on his hands
either or
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#98 - thebobinito (12/21/2013) [-]
Or I just don't know what to do now so I'll just be quiet.
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#54 - awakendhybrid (12/21/2013) [-]
I read this as fast as I possibly could.
#23 - I'm lying, I hate math with a passion but I thought this…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/20/2013 on My Fetish +13
#62 - imalive (12/20/2013) [-]
I always thought it was a blue ghost with shades....
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#46 - mvtjets (12/20/2013) [-]
It's gotta be an eye

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#33 - neatmonster (12/20/2013) [-]
I always thought it was a blue tropical fish. Like Dory.
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#32 - thesovereigngrave (12/20/2013) [-]
I've always seen it as a face with shades on and a snazzy black hat.
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#42 - FoxFatal (12/20/2013) [-]
Sadly, I can't see the face you guys are talking about. I wish I did, but I only see the eye. It's watching me dude.....just watching.
#120 - wliia (12/21/2013) [-]
I see the guy in the hat

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#31 - nousernamefound (12/20/2013) [-]
see for yourself
#34 - existacne (12/20/2013) [-]
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#35 - nousernamefound (12/20/2013) [-]
that's it. he's alive he is the funnyjunk!
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#29 - superduperpuper (12/20/2013) [-]
It's an ________ eye
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#27 - frenulum (12/20/2013) [-]
I thought it was an AK-47 at first for some reason.
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#24 - Bad Man (12/20/2013) [-]
It's an iris, just no whites.
#39 - I just saw an interview but now I want to read that. 12/20/2013 on ozzy +1
#28 - Fun Fact: Ozzy didn't know it was a real bat til he bit into i…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/20/2013 on ozzy +13
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#63 - shadownigga (12/20/2013) [-]
Fun Fact #2: After the concert Ozzy went through a series of rabies shots.
#55 - deathklokiller (12/20/2013) [-]
next time fun fact ozzy use this reminds me of bill nye
#50 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
dat grammar
#37 - udo (12/20/2013) [-]
im guessing you read this too

such a good=hearted and hilarious piece of literature
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#72 - pikapimp (12/21/2013) [-]
fucking love that book
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#67 - rogermannen (12/20/2013) [-]
Actually, i just read the biography on spotify.
#56 - deathklokiller (12/20/2013) [-]
book was awsome also i recommend doctor ozzy
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#39 - leetpwnzer (12/20/2013) [-]
I just saw an interview but now I want to read that.