leal's Funny Texts and Funny Links

#2662 - leal (01/28/2014) [-]

stickied by leal

The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601885

#2794 - twillight (03/08/2014) [-]

#2783 - 2scared2login (02/28/2014) [-]

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#2784 to #2783 - leal (02/28/2014) [-]

forbidden?

#2785 to #2784 - 2scared2login (02/28/2014) [-]

u w0t m8?

#2786 to #2785 - leal (02/28/2014) [-]

says 403 forbidden

#2787 to #2786 - 2scared2login (03/02/2014) [-]

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#2788 to #2787 - leal (03/02/2014) [-]

Nigguh it still is

cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/da/cf/dacf786b7d132f9c97d126abf7898363.gif?2972827

#2789 to #2788 - 2scared2login (03/04/2014) [-]

#2791 to #2789 - leal (03/04/2014) [-]

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#2792 to #2791 - 2scared2login (03/06/2014) [-]

Jesus christ are you srs?
I'm trying to link a simple ****** gif
the internet these days.

Here:
i.imgur.com/mbg1w37.gif
You've probably seen it too, not worth it anymore, it's been built up too much
GG

#2793 to #2792 - leal (03/06/2014) [-]

That's pretty hot.
Thanks Anon~

#2763 - twillight (02/26/2014) [-]

vocaroo.com/i/s1Y60UZlMTij

bet you have already heard this one

#2766 to #2763 - leal (02/26/2014) [-]

wtf

#2767 to #2766 - twillight (02/26/2014) [-]

juuuust listen....

#2768 to #2767 - leal (02/26/2014) [-]

WTFFFF

#2769 to #2768 - twillight (02/26/2014) [-]

come on, you like it

i don't

#2770 to #2769 - leal (02/26/2014) [-]

It's stupid as ****
she's suppsoed to be innocent or whatever and yet she says cock like that's normal.

#2771 to #2770 - twillight (02/26/2014) [-]

i know you love it
share it with special friends

#2772 to #2771 - leal (02/26/2014) [-]

I'm sure my gf could do something way hotter.
Now **** off fake twi

#2773 to #2772 - twillight (02/26/2014) [-]

then make her do it? not my problem
"fake twi"? **** off

#2774 to #2773 - leal (02/26/2014) [-]

fake twi bitch

#2775 to #2774 - twillight (02/26/2014) [-]

if i am a "fake bitch twi" then you are a horse ******

#2776 to #2775 - leal (02/26/2014) [-]

ponies are gay

#2777 to #2776 - twillight (02/26/2014) [-]

what about them?

#2778 to #2777 - leal (02/26/2014) [-]

MLP is for ******* ******* .

#2779 to #2778 - twillight (02/26/2014) [-]

then i bet you are one

#2780 to #2779 - leal (02/26/2014) [-]

**** off legit twi

#2781 to #2780 - twillight (02/26/2014) [-]

im not twi you cun't

#2782 to #2781 - leal (02/26/2014) [-]

lelelelelele

#2765 to #2763 - leal (02/26/2014) [-]

.-.

#2764 to #2763 - leal (02/26/2014) [-]

wtf am I listening to?

#2762 - tylosaurus (02/22/2014) [-]

What now?

#2752 - the one and only (02/09/2014) [-]

www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/lordsaten/4502892/Shin+Anime+Social+Board/347645#347645

Welp... I don't know whether you wanted drama or was trying to be a good guy but my predictions were right.

#2753 to #2752 - leal (02/09/2014) [-]

I think he's handling it pretty well.

#2754 to #2753 - the one and only (02/09/2014) [-]

Idk dude, everyone was being a hard out **** .

#2755 to #2754 - leal (02/09/2014) [-]

Honestly if people were being that mean to me I wouldn't even want to stay on the board.
People should at least give him a chance, that's literally all he's asking for.

#2756 to #2755 - the one and only (02/09/2014) [-]

I think closo ****** up by wanting attention by saying that, he's gone far with his lies that people ain't gonna believe him if he said he didn't molest a kid, which he tried saying, but no one believed it still, even those I knew who were nice to people gave him **** .

#2757 to #2756 - leal (02/09/2014) [-]

>actually believing a fat beta kid would have the balls to molest a kid.

#2758 to #2757 - the one and only (02/09/2014) [-]

>forgetting people on the internet are gullible

What he does is what he does, but it's a topic I wouldn't want to get deep into.

#2759 to #2758 - leal (02/09/2014) [-]

Meh, it's still dumb that they'd believe him when he said he did it and then when he's crying over his computer that they didn't they take the piss.

#2760 to #2759 - the one and only (02/09/2014) [-]

I don't understand your last sentence.

#2761 to #2760 - leal (02/09/2014) [-]

It's dumb how they believe that he said that he molested a girl and then when he's crying over his computer that he just said he did for attention nobody believes him.

#2745 - snakefire ONLINE (02/08/2014) [-]

I'm completely shaven from the neck down.

#2746 to #2745 - leal (02/08/2014) [-]

cool?

#2747 to #2746 - snakefire ONLINE (02/08/2014) [-]

I thought you would like that information.

#2748 to #2747 - leal (02/08/2014) [-]

I guess?

#2749 to #2748 - snakefire ONLINE (02/08/2014) [-]

nye

#2750 to #2749 - leal (02/08/2014) [-]

#2751 to #2750 - snakefire ONLINE (02/08/2014) [-]

I dont know.

#2681 - ninth (02/04/2014) [-]

you still play rs?

#2682 to #2681 - leal (02/04/2014) [-]

yep

#2683 to #2682 - ninth (02/04/2014) [-]

add me: Gooby Goofer
gonna start playing again

#2684 to #2683 - leal (02/04/2014) [-]

No, add me

#2675 - twillight (02/04/2014) [-]

take this for your collection

#2676 to #2675 - leal (02/04/2014) [-]

hawt

#2677 to #2676 - twillight (02/04/2014) [-]

i knew you had a ****** for this stuff

#2678 to #2677 - leal (02/04/2014) [-]

I'd do it to luca all day if she wasn't so far.

#2679 to #2678 - twillight (02/04/2014) [-]

jump on a plane, get some clorophorm, have your fun?

#2680 to #2679 - leal (02/04/2014) [-]

Why clorophorm?

#2685 to #2680 - twillight (02/04/2014) [-]

oh yeah...

#2670 - tylosaurus (02/03/2014) [-]

What?

#2671 to #2670 - leal (02/03/2014) [-]

I accidentally mentioned a bunch of people, just ignore it.

#2672 to #2671 - tylosaurus (02/03/2014) [-]

How the hell do you accidentally mention people?

#2673 to #2672 - leal (02/03/2014) [-]

I thought spoilers didn't mention people.

#2674 to #2673 - tylosaurus (02/03/2014) [-]

What do you want then since it was intended.

#2635 - snakefire ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]

hihi

#2729 to #2635 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

Well in the 12 minutes since it became friday I realized I have 5 hours of science today and want to cry.

#2730 to #2729 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

Don't go to school~
Stay and talk to me!

#2731 to #2730 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

Wish I could, but I can't :l

#2732 to #2731 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

Aww

We should talk more.. I like talking to you..

#2733 to #2732 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

Why do you like talking to me? .-.

#2734 to #2733 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

I'm not sure why. I just do. Its fun.

#2735 to #2734 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

You should cosplay Lux

#2736 to #2735 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

I would do a better Vi cosplay.
She's less effeminate and we both have purplish hair and earrings.

#2737 to #2736 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

Nigguh ur hair ain't purple.

#2738 to #2737 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

#2739 to #2738 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

Dye?

#2740 to #2739 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

No, it's natural.

#2741 to #2740 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

weird,
cool though

#2742 to #2741 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

I was kiiidiiiing. Yes its dye hehe. silly.

Thanks though.

#2743 to #2742 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

lolfgt
Anyway I gotta go my comp has no more battery and I cbf to go downstairs to get charger
night night snakey

#2744 to #2743 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

Goodnight.~

#2708 to #2635 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

LoL skins are overrated >.>

#2709 to #2708 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

I think they're nice.

#2710 to #2709 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

If you say so.

#2711 to #2710 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

I got yelled at for most of my birthday.

#2712 to #2711 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

Why?

#2713 to #2712 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

"your birthday was a disgrace, we didn't give you a party because you don't have any friends to invite. I dont know what it will take for you to get off the computer and make some real friends"

#2714 to #2713 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

Should think about getting friends irl then.

#2715 to #2714 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

Im homeschooled and in a small town..

#2717 to #2715 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

So you should be able to know everyone quickly.

#2718 to #2717 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

Thats not how it works. Not to mention we're moving soon so those friends would not matter.

#2719 to #2718 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

Make friends in new town.

#2720 to #2719 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

I might.

#2721 to #2720 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

gewd

#2722 to #2721 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

Will you play league with me?

I'll be your good lux charm!~

#2723 to #2722 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

Are you on NA?

#2724 to #2723 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

Yeahyeah!

#2725 to #2724 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

I'm on euw so no sorry.

#2726 to #2725 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

Awh..

#2727 to #2726 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

Sorry qt

#2728 to #2727 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

It is all okay.

How is your day today?

#2716 to #2715 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

Not to mention I dont really need or want any..

#2656 to #2635 - leal (01/05/2014) [-]

That gif lmao.

#2636 to #2635 - leal (01/05/2014) [-]

You're 5'7 nobody will ever want to blow you.

#2637 to #2636 - snakefire ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]

I'm 5'6"...

#2686 to #2637 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

Lol shorty <3

#2687 to #2686 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

I found out I'm even shorter than that.

#2688 to #2687 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

Really?
Adorable!

#2689 to #2688 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

At least someone likes it..

I'm 164 cm. Juuuust under 5'5"

#2690 to #2689 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

That's really ******* short.
Crossdress and became a prositute.

#2691 to #2690 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

I don't like being so short..

#2692 to #2691 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

>become girl
>cute height

#2693 to #2692 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

I mean I guess..
Just because I'm a crossdresser in the making doesnt mean I'm unhappy with my gender.

Also I shaved.

#2694 to #2693 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

shaved what?

#2695 to #2694 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

Crotchhh

#2696 to #2695 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

Cool I guess

#2697 to #2696 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

Its smooth.
How have you been?

#2698 to #2697 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

Debating whether or not to move away from France, you?

#2699 to #2698 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

My birthday was two days ago.
Also why? I mean I wouldn't like to live in france myself, but why do you not like it?

#2701 to #2699 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

Whole system is elitist, if you're not a good student you're pretty much ****** .

#2703 to #2701 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

you're smart though.

#2705 to #2703 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

Smart enough to know I'm FUUUUUUCKED if I stay here to study.

#2707 to #2705 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

Im sorry..

#2702 to #2701 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

Oh I see. I'm sorry to hear that.

#2704 to #2702 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]

mhm, get anything cool for your bday?

#2706 to #2704 - snakefire ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]

Someone bought me a league of legends skin and I bought a bag of candy.
Nothing besides that.

#2638 to #2637 - leal (01/05/2014) [-]

Exactly.

#2639 to #2638 - snakefire ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]

Why are you like this to me?..

#2640 to #2639 - leal (01/05/2014) [-]

Because it makes you want me more.

#2641 to #2640 - snakefire ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]

You're still toying with me about things I'm insecure about...

#2642 to #2641 - leal (01/05/2014) [-]

**leal ruffles your hair**
So?

#2643 to #2642 - snakefire ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]

It makes me feel bad.

#2644 to #2643 - leal (01/05/2014) [-]

Sorry qt

#2645 to #2644 - snakefire ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]

How are you today?

#2646 to #2645 - leal (01/05/2014) [-]

I never understood why people are so silly that they make opinion of people without ever talking to them.
Of course what ends up happening is that they have a bad opinion from the start so they act like a douche, then they think that the fact that the person they're talking to is not being nice only re-enforces the idea of them being a gigantic **** so they swallow themselves into the idea that they were told right the whole time.
So overall, meh.
How 'bout you?

#2647 to #2646 - snakefire ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]

I understand what you mean. I don't like that either...

I'm not all that well right now. It seems like you always catch me right after something bad happens.

#2648 to #2647 - leal (01/05/2014) [-]

What happened?

#2649 to #2648 - snakefire ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]

My parents got in a fight.

#2650 to #2649 - leal (01/05/2014) [-]

Ignore it .-.

#2651 to #2650 - snakefire ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]

Its not easy given the situation. I don't really want to talk about it though..

What are you up to?

#2652 to #2651 - leal (01/05/2014) [-]

Redoing my RS character
ATM he's ********* .

#2653 to #2652 - snakefire ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]

You should get into warframe.

#2654 to #2653 - leal (01/05/2014) [-]

Mac

#2655 to #2654 - snakefire ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]

**** .

#2633 - jettom (12/31/2013) [-]

Happy new year

#2700 to #2633 - 2scared2login (02/06/2014) [-]

Happy new year

#2634 to #2633 - leal (12/31/2013) [-]

But it's only 8 pm in our time zone .-.

#2631 - reallynotdashie (12/25/2013) [-]

Merry Christmas Leal double notification lol <3

#2632 to #2631 - leal (12/25/2013) [-]

Merry christmas Lilly~

#2614 - ninjapiratewalrus (12/21/2013) [-]

Merry Christmas

#2615 to #2614 - leal (12/21/2013) [-]

That's in like 4 days

#2616 to #2615 - ninjapiratewalrus (12/21/2013) [-]

Till we can be together

#2617 to #2616 - leal (12/21/2013) [-]

wat

#2618 to #2617 - ninjapiratewalrus (12/21/2013) [-]

Merry christmas

#2619 to #2618 - leal (12/21/2013) [-]

srs..

#2620 to #2619 - ninjapiratewalrus (12/21/2013) [-]

Srs

#2621 to #2620 - leal (12/21/2013) [-]

WTF DO YOU WANT FROM ME

#2622 to #2621 - ninjapiratewalrus (12/21/2013) [-]

Your love and Christmas greetings

#2623 to #2622 - leal (12/21/2013) [-]

I can't love you.

#2624 to #2623 - ninjapiratewalrus (12/21/2013) [-]

Why not?

#2625 to #2624 - leal (12/21/2013) [-]

doesn't matter why

#2626 to #2625 - ninjapiratewalrus (12/21/2013) [-]

Hungry eyes.... I feel the magic between you and I

#2627 to #2626 - leal (12/21/2013) [-]

Sigh..

#2628 to #2627 - ninjapiratewalrus (12/21/2013) [-]

This has been my secret santa gift you

#2629 to #2628 - leal (12/21/2013) [-]

Normally a gift isn't something that annoys you.

#2630 to #2629 - ninjapiratewalrus (12/21/2013) [-]

I dunno about that, I've had a few Top Gear annuals in my day

#2605 - ninjapiratewalrus (12/18/2013) [-]

I really like your face and or the skin attached to it

#2606 to #2605 - leal (12/18/2013) [-]

Thanks?

#2607 to #2606 - ninjapiratewalrus (12/18/2013) [-]

You're welcome?

#2608 to #2607 - leal (12/18/2013) [-]

Okie..

#2609 to #2608 - ninjapiratewalrus (12/18/2013) [-]

I wish I could work you like a puppet

#2610 to #2609 - leal (12/18/2013) [-]

Okay..

#2611 to #2610 - ninjapiratewalrus (12/18/2013) [-]

MERRY CHRISTMS!

#2612 to #2611 - leal (12/18/2013) [-]

That's in 7 days.

#2613 to #2612 - ninjapiratewalrus (12/18/2013) [-]

It's always in our hearts

#2593 - the one and only (12/08/2013) [-]

www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/lordsaten/4502892/Shin+Anime+Social+Board/298596#298596

He has a trainer too. :v

#2594 to #2593 - leal (12/08/2013) [-]

uwot

but how is he so retarded then?

#2595 to #2594 - the one and only (12/08/2013) [-]

IDK, I thought he'd be lifting weights, not just breaking his fist on kicking bags.

#2596 to #2595 - leal (12/08/2013) [-]

lel

#2597 to #2596 - the one and only (12/08/2013) [-]

kicking bag is for kicking :v

#2598 to #2597 - leal (12/08/2013) [-]

no ****

#2599 to #2598 - the one and only (12/08/2013) [-]

And well... he punched it, seems stupid to do that.

#2600 to #2599 - leal (12/08/2013) [-]

Maybe he'll die eventually.

#2601 to #2600 - the one and only (12/08/2013) [-]

haha dats what you're hoping for ;)

#2602 to #2601 - leal (12/08/2013) [-]

>Maybe

#2588 - burnako (12/05/2013) [-]

All ******* are available for creation at the moment on Maplestory. I thought this may interest you since you like Mercedes or maybe want to create an angelic buster. In addition, phantom got a revamp on some of his skills, so it may be in your best interest to look at the changes when you get a chance to.

Maplestory is sucking me in again. I just made a Xenon and will probably play him this weekend. I as well want to make a cygnus knight and regular explorer archer since they got a revamp as well.

#2589 to #2588 - leal (12/05/2013) [-]

I made a mercedes already.

But I'm going to install windows 7 today and then maple story.

#2590 to #2589 - burnako (12/05/2013) [-]

Wasn't the mercedes you made on a European server though?

#2591 to #2590 - leal (12/05/2013) [-]

My NA mercedes is level 16

#2592 to #2591 - burnako (12/05/2013) [-]

I was not aware.

#2586 - netorare (11/27/2013) [-]

**** you.
I am dead.

#2587 to #2586 - leal (11/27/2013) [-]

cool?

#2581 - lobsternewburg (11/19/2013) [-]

#2582 to #2581 - leal (11/19/2013) [-]

What u want luck?

#2583 to #2582 - lobsternewburg (11/19/2013) [-]

you once posted some screencapped 4chan thread that got a lot of people mad.

It was about some guy who makes a wheelchair girl like him, then he cuts the bottoms off of her artwork to make it 'Like her'

Just wondering if you still have that, cos I lost it.

Other than that, how u doin'

#2584 to #2583 - leal (11/19/2013) [-]