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User avatar #3225 - penultimatewriter (08/22/2015) [-]
Kill yourself.
#3222 - evilicious (07/31/2015) [-]
I bet I can lift more than you.
#3223 to #3222 - leal ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]
Cool.
I have TFW perfect gf and you?
#3224 to #3223 - evilicious (08/02/2015) [-]
Single and alright with that!
I had to quit karate and have surgery and am currently helping Grandma move.
User avatar #3214 - the one and only (07/19/2015) [-]
How heavy can you squat now?
#3215 to #3214 - leal ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
No idea, probably like 240x5?
I don't squat anymore.
User avatar #3216 to #3215 - the one and only (07/19/2015) [-]
Thats not bad, i started gym again. Squatting just up to 80 kg 3 times, gonna try and aim for 120 kg this time

Skipping legs, huh?
#3217 to #3216 - leal ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
I've been cycling a lot so all the uphill works my quads.
********* works your hamstrings and you're good to go.
Lately I've been trying to get a better chest, at an 80kg bench right now.
User avatar #3218 to #3217 - the one and only (07/19/2015) [-]
If you want bigger chest why not focus on using machines? They pretty much isolate your chest, definitely cables too.

User avatar #3219 to #3218 - leal ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
I want a 100kg bench
User avatar #3221 to #3219 - the one and only (07/19/2015) [-]
And work on close grip benching as well, overall helps increasing numbers.
User avatar #3220 to #3219 - the one and only (07/19/2015) [-]
Do 5x5 or 3x10 then. 1 minute 30nsecond rest to 3 minute rest, if you complete the sets perfectly then you go 2.5 kilos more the next time.
User avatar #3209 - the one and only (06/27/2015) [-]
Sup cunt.
User avatar #3210 to #3209 - leal ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
Solidays
User avatar #3211 to #3210 - the one and only (07/04/2015) [-]
Still training?
User avatar #3212 to #3211 - leal ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
Can't feel my arms.
User avatar #3213 to #3212 - the one and only (07/04/2015) [-]
I cant feel my legs.

Better be eating right too.
User avatar #3179 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
I just got it confirmed he's still alive.
Guess he was just BS-ing you.
#3205 to #3179 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Why the hell are you even on my profile then?
Why the hell are you even on my profile then?
#3206 to #3205 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
Because I don't dislike you.

Maybe I'm just a huge tsun?
User avatar #3207 to #3206 - leal ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
Maybe you're just a cunt.
#3208 to #3207 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
waow rude.
#3180 to #3179 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Take it up with luca because I honestly do not give a 			****		 about this guy.
Take it up with luca because I honestly do not give a **** about this guy.
User avatar #3181 to #3180 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
He's a fag anyways.
User avatar #3182 to #3181 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
"oh also
how do you know ebon killed himself?
Devil said he just talked to him lel"

"Then tell devil to tell hawk to go Jill himself

Kill*"
"uhh?
lol?
how do you know this ebon guy is dead?"

"You know

I don't want to talk about this"



Kill yourself I guess.

#3183 to #3182 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
He's too much of a pussy to an-hero.

Ayy lmao, my life is too good to be ended.
User avatar #3184 to #3183 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Why does she think he killed himself then?
User avatar #3185 to #3184 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
How the **** should I know?

He's that kind of guy, she should know.
#3186 to #3185 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
He sounds like a little bitch to be honest.   
   
probably ugly too.
He sounds like a little bitch to be honest.

probably ugly too.
#3187 to #3186 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, and she cheated on you with him.
User avatar #3189 to #3187 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
What's the matter bruh, cat got your tongue?
User avatar #3190 to #3189 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
No, that little **** is just sleeping all day like a lazy ass.
User avatar #3191 to #3190 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
talking about you
User avatar #3193 to #3191 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
I know.

I was busy doing other things.
#3188 to #3187 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
I'd be insulted if she was a dude.   
   
Women are stupid and she only cheated on me cause of her feelings for me.
I'd be insulted if she was a dude.

Women are stupid and she only cheated on me cause of her feelings for me.

#3226 to #3188 - anon (08/22/2015) [-]
She cheated because you're a ******* punk lol.
#3227 to #3226 - leal ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
She cheated on me because I dumped her, ****** other girls and then dated her again
#3192 to #3188 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Haha, Alu as a dude...
That might or might not be my fetish.
#3194 to #3192 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Too bad he'd want me.
User avatar #3195 to #3194 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
It's fine, I don't do internet relationships anyways.
#3196 to #3195 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Can't stick your dick in your computer
User avatar #3197 to #3196 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
A cat is fine too, I guess.
#3199 to #3197 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Do you happen to know where this ebon kid is from?
Do you happen to know where this ebon kid is from?
User avatar #3200 to #3199 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
I do.
#3201 to #3200 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Somewhere in europe?
#3203 to #3202 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
You can tell me devol.

It' not like I'm going to go to his house and beat the ever living **** out of the little ****** .
Why would I do that right?
It's not like he ******* shared pictures of luca that were meant just for him right?

haha that would be ******* ridiculous. No ones that much of an asshole, right devol?
If he did happen to do that he'd totally deserve an ass whooping right devol?
#3204 to #3203 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
I'm not telling you.

If you wonder why, it's because I don't like you.
User avatar #3198 to #3197 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
wat
User avatar #3177 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
va te faire foutre, cochon
User avatar #3178 to #3177 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
lol?
User avatar #3114 - the one and only (05/25/2015) [-]
Tell us your diet for cut or bulk.
User avatar #3115 to #3114 - the one and only (06/08/2015) [-]
Lol still mad, ahahaha.
User avatar #3113 to #3112 - leal ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
?
User avatar #3111 - kyouko (05/08/2015) [-]
Ey m8
User avatar #3140 to #3111 - leal ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
but a dream nonetheless
User avatar #3141 to #3140 - kyouko (06/09/2015) [-]
Yes, by all means
User avatar #3116 to #3111 - leal ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
eyoo
User avatar #3121 to #3116 - kyouko (06/09/2015) [-]
Long time no see
User avatar #3122 to #3121 - leal ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
How you doing?
User avatar #3123 to #3122 - kyouko (06/09/2015) [-]
I'm doing alright, you?
User avatar #3124 to #3123 - leal ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
pretty chill, started playing runescape again
User avatar #3125 to #3124 - kyouko (06/09/2015) [-]
Huh, grindscape again?
User avatar #3126 to #3125 - leal ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
Yeah man..

Dunno why but you can never escape it damn it..
User avatar #3127 to #3126 - kyouko (06/09/2015) [-]
I escaped it just fine, tbh
User avatar #3128 to #3127 - leal ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
meh I doubt you ever really played it then.
User avatar #3129 to #3128 - kyouko (06/09/2015) [-]
Well, I didn't.
User avatar #3130 to #3129 - leal ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
exactly man..
User avatar #3131 to #3130 - kyouko (06/09/2015) [-]
Well, I've had no problems quitting anything really.
User avatar #3132 to #3131 - leal ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
That's like telling a heroin addict that it's easy to not get addicted to heroin when you've never done it.
User avatar #3133 to #3132 - kyouko (06/09/2015) [-]
I'm not sure man, I've never tried quitting the internet. Would probably be hard.
User avatar #3134 to #3133 - leal ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
when you went to the farm?
User avatar #3135 to #3134 - kyouko (06/09/2015) [-]
Haven't gotten it yet. My grandma is still alive after all.
User avatar #3136 to #3135 - leal ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
Kill her :^)

I need a job.
User avatar #3137 to #3136 - kyouko (06/09/2015) [-]
Lol

Well, get one then.
User avatar #3138 to #3137 - leal ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
I wanna be a lumberjack in norway
User avatar #3139 to #3138 - kyouko (06/09/2015) [-]
That's a strange dream
User avatar #3110 - kotor (04/17/2015) [-]
holy **** that's the gaaayeeeeeeest ******* font I've seen. Man, you're still same gayass leal
User avatar #3117 to #3110 - leal ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #3109 - devilspecter ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
So you're still alive, eh?
User avatar #3165 to #3109 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Apparently he killed himself.
User avatar #3166 to #3165 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
lolwat, you serious?
User avatar #3167 to #3166 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Like the day before yesterday.
I guess he sent me the message about luca before doing it.
User avatar #3168 to #3167 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Waaaat, no way.
User avatar #3169 to #3168 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
**leal shrugs**
Not my problem I guess
User avatar #3170 to #3169 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Can I see the message?
User avatar #3171 to #3170 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
No?
User avatar #3172 to #3171 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Then I don't have any reason to believe you.
User avatar #3173 to #3172 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Why the **** would I show you a ******* private message?
Like seriously how can you not understand that that kind of **** is intimate?
******* don't believe it if you don't want to.
You're not my ******* friend, I don't give a **** about you dude.
You could commit suicide right now and I wouldn't even bat an eye.
Piss off with your ****** attempts at getting what you want.
User avatar #3174 to #3173 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Well someone's upset.
User avatar #3175 to #3174 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
I'm not upset.
If you think I'm upset you have literal aspergers you ******* idiot.
User avatar #3176 to #3175 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
At any rate, I would like to get it confirmed whether or not he an-hero'd.
I cared about the guy a while ago.
User avatar #3118 to #3109 - leal ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
ye
User avatar #3144 to #3118 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #3145 to #3144 - leal ONLINE (06/16/2015) [-]
Pretty ******* sad mate.
User avatar #3151 to #3145 - leal ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
like 5 years ago
User avatar #3146 to #3145 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/16/2015) [-]
Oh noes, what's wrong?
User avatar #3147 to #3146 - leal ONLINE (06/16/2015) [-]
exams start tomorrow.
User avatar #3148 to #3147 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
Bitch please, aren't you quite good at school?
You'll ace that **** .
User avatar #3149 to #3148 - leal ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
I already failed last year
User avatar #3150 to #3149 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
Lol, I seem to recall you saying you were good at school.
User avatar #3152 to #3150 - leal ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
like 5 years ago
User avatar #3153 to #3152 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
Oh lawd, must've been someone else then.

Other than that, how are you doing?
User avatar #3154 to #3153 - leal ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
Well I found out yesterday luca cheated on me when we were together.
User avatar #3155 to #3154 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
Cheated on you with who?
User avatar #3156 to #3155 - leal ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
Some guy, does it matter?
User avatar #3157 to #3156 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, because I'm pretty ******* sure I know who you're talking about.
I know him well.

Just confirm him before I go on, I think we need to talk about this.
User avatar #3159 to #3157 - leal ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
Is that him?
User avatar #3160 to #3159 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
Yeup, that's him.

I'm a bit confused at this whole thing, it's weird.
The thing is, he said that they were together before she got together with you.

Basically what he told me is that she cheated on him to be your girlfriend.
Then she broke up with you and got together with him again.
User avatar #3161 to #3160 - leal ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
Not possible.

She was dating Zhuang before me.
User avatar #3162 to #3161 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
The guy blocked me a while ago, so I can't really ask him about this, lol.

But the way it sounds like it went was like this:
>Luca x Zhwan
>They break up and Alu x Ebon is formed
>Alu cheats on Ebon and gets together with you

That's what he said though, and i don't really believe him after our episode that made him block me.
User avatar #3163 to #3162 - leal ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Idk.
She probably only cheated one me cause I dumped her to **** someone else then got back with her.
User avatar #3164 to #3163 - devilspecter ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, I don't even know anymore, it's not like she'd tell me if I asked anyways.

Also, that guy had legit autism, I'm serious.
Who knows, man?
User avatar #3158 to #3157 - leal ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
Ebonsomething
User avatar #3106 - xxiixx (02/24/2015) [-]
How'd the doxx going?
User avatar #3107 to #3106 - leal ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Nothing happened
User avatar #3108 to #3107 - xxiixx (02/24/2015) [-]
That's boring.
User avatar #3119 to #3108 - leal ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
Yes it is.
#3105 - anon (02/21/2015) [-]
L O V I N G
E V E R Y
L A U G H
#3097 - spojalec (02/21/2015) [-]
Holy **** this place is hard on the eyes....

I decided it was time to come back btw.
User avatar #3098 to #3097 - leal ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Gewd <3


IS it really that bad?
#3099 to #3098 - spojalec (02/21/2015) [-]
It wouldn't be so bad if the text was a little easier to read, but my eyes are really bad so it's hard for me.
User avatar #3100 to #3099 - leal ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Sorry ;_;

I'll change it.
#3101 to #3100 - spojalec (02/21/2015) [-]
No need to apologize, but I do think it would be best as a different color.
User avatar #3102 to #3101 - leal ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
IS this better?
#3103 to #3102 - spojalec (02/21/2015) [-]
Yea, 10 times easier to read.
User avatar #3104 to #3103 - leal ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Good
User avatar #3096 - leal ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/Rpg+name+generator/text/5395853/274#274

Quite possibly my best roll ever.
User avatar #3081 - leal ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
connerence Moondog microbrony cloymax and neutralgray



You ever gonna unban me?
Been like 2 years isn't that long enough?
User avatar #3083 to #3081 - cloymax (02/12/2015) [-]
naah I think you can bear a bit longer
User avatar #3120 to #3083 - leal ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
and now?
User avatar #3142 to #3120 - cloymax (06/09/2015) [-]
it's dead as **** m8, just go to backroom
also nah
#3084 to #3083 - leal ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Hawke might have gone rogue but at least he didn't hold a grudge for 2 years because of some kid whining that they were going to kill themselves.   
   
That was 2 years ago man, seriously?
Hawke might have gone rogue but at least he didn't hold a grudge for 2 years because of some kid whining that they were going to kill themselves.

That was 2 years ago man, seriously?
User avatar #3085 to #3084 - cloymax (02/12/2015) [-]
I don't remember that at all, so no, there's no grudge
for that matter I don't believe any or most of the other mods remember, or care either

I simply think you're a really toxic person that I do not want deal with, hear about, or let into friendly
#3086 to #3085 - leal ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
So because of an image you have that you made of me 2-3 years ago without ever having talked.
You think that my entire being is corrupted and nothing but toxicity?


That's not fair at all, and if you think it is you're delusional.
#3087 to #3086 - cloymax (02/12/2015) [-]
sorry buddy, life's not fair
sorry buddy, life's not fair
#3088 to #3087 - leal ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
So you admit your system is corrupted to **** ?

If you're fine with that then I guess I don't really care.
But seriously? You're cool just not letting people in because of a vibe you got from them years ago?

Really?

You some kind of Nazi?
User avatar #3089 to #3088 - cloymax (02/12/2015) [-]
by jove am I ever.

heil friendly, or something.
#3090 to #3089 - leal ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
That's frustrating man, you're funny but 			****		 that.   
   
You even say yourself you're being unfair.   
Think of your moral compass, what if god Israel?   
What would Jesus do?
That's frustrating man, you're funny but **** that.

You even say yourself you're being unfair.
Think of your moral compass, what if god Israel?
What would Jesus do?
User avatar #3091 to #3090 - cloymax (02/12/2015) [-]
probably get nailed to a cross
#3092 to #3091 - leal ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Go back to moderating your board you cheeky lil 			****		.
Go back to moderating your board you cheeky lil **** .
User avatar #3094 to #3093 - leal ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
I don't speak ebonics.
User avatar #3069 - murrlogic (02/10/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #3070 to #3069 - leal ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Hi?
#3079 to #3070 - murrlogic (02/10/2015) [-]
I get the joke but this isn't a manga

Not even close
User avatar #3080 to #3079 - leal ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Well, yeah
User avatar #3071 to #3070 - murrlogic (02/10/2015) [-]
Hello Gaston.
User avatar #3072 to #3071 - leal ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
My name's not Gaston, but I appreciate the compliment awarded to me via the association to his name.
What's up?
#3073 to #3072 - murrlogic (02/10/2015) [-]
working off this **** hangover while trying to get this commission done.
User avatar #3074 to #3073 - leal ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
For future situations, drink a glass of water with every glass of alcohol so you don't get hungover.
Yes you still get drunk.



Why can everybody draw but me
#3075 to #3074 - murrlogic (02/10/2015) [-]
I'm not the one who draws my friend does. I write the dialouge and the story tho.
User avatar #3076 to #3075 - leal ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Dafuq kinda mango is this
#3077 to #3076 - murrlogic (02/10/2015) [-]
>Mango

You ******* what m8?
User avatar #3078 to #3077 - leal ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Manga, it's a joke.
#3057 - spojalec (12/02/2014) [-]
Do you not go to Shin anymore?
User avatar #3058 to #3057 - leal ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Nope...
Why?
#3059 to #3058 - spojalec (12/04/2014) [-]
I noticed you've been gone awhile is why I asked.

What made you stop?
User avatar #3060 to #3059 - leal ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Bluntly?
I have better **** to do than talk to a bunch of circlejerking neckbeards and gayboy twinks.

Obviously not everyone there is one but I guess the bad really surpassed the good.

You know I like you and the other people I enjoy should recognize themselves it's just a lack of time+ the general attitude of a few people who tend to be there all the time that just made me get lordsaten out of my fl.
#3061 to #3060 - spojalec (12/04/2014) [-]
I see.. That's too bad, but I guess now that I know this I'll swing by your profile more often.
Have a good one for now.
#3062 to #3061 - leal ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Alright man stay classy.
Alright man stay classy.
User avatar #3052 - amamiya (10/29/2014) [-]
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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#3048 - evilicious (10/25/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
User avatar #3051 to #3048 - leal ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
I'm banned on friendly
User avatar #3049 to #3048 - leal ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
Awhhh thanks bae <3
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