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Date Signed Up:6/05/2011
Location:Manhattan
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I could rule the world with one hand... If you were holding the other.

latest user's comments

#41813 - AYY LMAO 01/01/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#41811 - yeah okay, see ya 01/01/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#41810 - >I don't do **** >you mention me >I respond …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
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#41812 - cptmongtard (01/01/2016) [-]
>you don't do shit
>like lift
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#41813 - leal (01/01/2016) [-]
AYY LMAO
#41806 - Sure you are. Keep being a hater, slater. I'll smell y…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/01/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
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#41809 - cptmongtard (01/01/2016) [-]
Also, I'm busy filling in forms and shit
User avatar
#41808 - cptmongtard (01/01/2016) [-]
Case in point
#41810 - leal (01/01/2016) [-]
>I don't do shit
>you mention me
>I respond
>hurdurr I'm busy more important shit than arguing hurrdurr
User avatar
#41812 - cptmongtard (01/01/2016) [-]
>you don't do shit
>like lift
User avatar
#41813 - leal (01/01/2016) [-]
AYY LMAO
#41804 - Oh and judging by how long it took you to respond to each of m…  [+] (19 new replies) 01/01/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#41856 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Jesus Christ dude, shut the fuck up. One day you will run into somebody whom you'll mock and regret it, som psycho who will ruin your life.. do something like take you into a torture room, tie you up, torture you with various psychological and physical means, bring your girlfriend in and rape her in front of you, then, begin slicing her body and defecating on her corpse, making you eat the faeces too. Then, keeping you alive, all the while posting pictures and footage of his torture methods and describe it in detail... Yes, because then, when death is knocking on your door... they will see your true face, a sobbing, crying pathetic little parasite worm that will soon be fed to the white small parasite worms called maggots. You gotta realize that you are but another sack of meat, faeces, urine, seminal fluid and hormones, who (tries to) compete with other sacks of meat. Inter faeces et urinam nascimur, bitch.
#41859 - leal (01/02/2016) [-]
Chill fam

You must be uggo af
#41861 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Nah, you're just target practice
User avatar
#41862 - leal (01/02/2016) [-]
lel
#41864 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
ya, I do this shit all the time. I really do despise you but this could be applied to anyone. I may stalk you and find more personal things about you, though.
User avatar
#41865 - leal (01/02/2016) [-]
I don't really care
#41866 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
That's because I don't have any personal info yet
#41867 - leal (01/02/2016) [-]
If you were really determined you'd already have my FB.
So whatever
#41868 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Honestly, I haven't even started yet.
User avatar
#41869 - leal (01/02/2016) [-]
Exactly.
So
Whatever.
Bye
User avatar
#41884 - the one and only (01/02/2016) [-]
Tell him your address, see if legit ahahaha.
#41896 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
I'm not gonna kill him or hurt him (physically) or anything
User avatar
#41805 - cptmongtard (01/01/2016) [-]
Or I'm busy doing more important shit than having pissing contests?
#41806 - leal (01/01/2016) [-]
Sure you are.
Keep being a hater, slater.
I'll smell ya later alligator.
User avatar
#41809 - cptmongtard (01/01/2016) [-]
Also, I'm busy filling in forms and shit
User avatar
#41808 - cptmongtard (01/01/2016) [-]
Case in point
#41810 - leal (01/01/2016) [-]
>I don't do shit
>you mention me
>I respond
>hurdurr I'm busy more important shit than arguing hurrdurr
User avatar
#41812 - cptmongtard (01/01/2016) [-]
>you don't do shit
>like lift
User avatar
#41813 - leal (01/01/2016) [-]
AYY LMAO
#41803 - It's funny because rowan atkinson is more attractive than you …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
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#41807 - cptmongtard (01/01/2016) [-]
Ay it though he fully is. also you fully wish people were envious of you, it's so psychopathic that it's beyond a joke. Also also, all the pictures and gifs you post of Zac Effron don't do anything to help how much of a shitpuncher everyone thinks you are
#41811 - leal (01/01/2016) [-]
yeah okay, see ya
#41802 - Picture 01/01/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#41800 - nah, you can stop being jelly bro.  [+] (29 new replies) 01/01/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
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#41833 - studbeefpile (01/01/2016) [-]
I'm an ugly piece of shit, but all my chick friends love me because I work hard on being a good and caring person, and improving myself in all aspects of my life.

Over the past couple years I've developed deep, lasting relationships with a good few women in my life, as well as getting a loving girlfriend who thinks I'm the best thing ever.

Nothing shouts "I'm a needy child" more than constantly talking about how good you think your face is. I desperately hope - for the sake of whatever poor girl fell for your looks - that you figure out what it is to actually be a man.
User avatar
#41841 - leal (01/02/2016) [-]
It's just a prank bro
User avatar
#41836 - the one and only (01/01/2016) [-]
He wants to be like zyzz. No hope.
#41837 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
well zyzz kinda died trying to be zyzz so that's not a good idea
User avatar
#41863 - cognosceteipsum (01/02/2016) [-]
not for him.
#41801 - cptmongtard (01/01/2016) [-]
Having e proportional face does not make it an attractive one
#41804 - leal (01/01/2016) [-]
Oh and judging by how long it took you to respond to each of my comments I assume you tried to do it for your face and got a shit tier score
#41856 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Jesus Christ dude, shut the fuck up. One day you will run into somebody whom you'll mock and regret it, som psycho who will ruin your life.. do something like take you into a torture room, tie you up, torture you with various psychological and physical means, bring your girlfriend in and rape her in front of you, then, begin slicing her body and defecating on her corpse, making you eat the faeces too. Then, keeping you alive, all the while posting pictures and footage of his torture methods and describe it in detail... Yes, because then, when death is knocking on your door... they will see your true face, a sobbing, crying pathetic little parasite worm that will soon be fed to the white small parasite worms called maggots. You gotta realize that you are but another sack of meat, faeces, urine, seminal fluid and hormones, who (tries to) compete with other sacks of meat. Inter faeces et urinam nascimur, bitch.
#41859 - leal (01/02/2016) [-]
Chill fam

You must be uggo af
#41861 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Nah, you're just target practice
User avatar
#41862 - leal (01/02/2016) [-]
lel
#41864 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
ya, I do this shit all the time. I really do despise you but this could be applied to anyone. I may stalk you and find more personal things about you, though.
User avatar
#41865 - leal (01/02/2016) [-]
I don't really care
#41866 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
That's because I don't have any personal info yet
#41867 - leal (01/02/2016) [-]
If you were really determined you'd already have my FB.
So whatever
#41868 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Honestly, I haven't even started yet.
User avatar
#41869 - leal (01/02/2016) [-]
Exactly.
So
Whatever.
Bye
User avatar
#41884 - the one and only (01/02/2016) [-]
Tell him your address, see if legit ahahaha.
#41896 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
I'm not gonna kill him or hurt him (physically) or anything
User avatar
#41805 - cptmongtard (01/01/2016) [-]
Or I'm busy doing more important shit than having pissing contests?
#41806 - leal (01/01/2016) [-]
Sure you are.
Keep being a hater, slater.
I'll smell ya later alligator.
User avatar
#41809 - cptmongtard (01/01/2016) [-]
Also, I'm busy filling in forms and shit
User avatar
#41808 - cptmongtard (01/01/2016) [-]
Case in point
#41810 - leal (01/01/2016) [-]
>I don't do shit
>you mention me
>I respond
>hurdurr I'm busy more important shit than arguing hurrdurr
User avatar
#41812 - cptmongtard (01/01/2016) [-]
>you don't do shit
>like lift
User avatar
#41813 - leal (01/01/2016) [-]
AYY LMAO
#41803 - leal (01/01/2016) [-]
It's funny because rowan atkinson is more attractive than you subjectively and scientifically.

Seriously though, envy is pathetic.
Just stop mate.
User avatar
#41807 - cptmongtard (01/01/2016) [-]
Ay it though he fully is. also you fully wish people were envious of you, it's so psychopathic that it's beyond a joke. Also also, all the pictures and gifs you post of Zac Effron don't do anything to help how much of a shitpuncher everyone thinks you are
#41811 - leal (01/01/2016) [-]
yeah okay, see ya
#41798 - Good thing I have so much confidence that people say my bigges…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
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#41818 - marinepenguin (01/01/2016) [-]
There's a very thin line between confidence and arrogance my friend.
#41819 - leal (01/01/2016) [-]
Confidence is a stain you can't wipe off
#41797 - Good shape is subjective. And that's obviously a ****** picture.  [+] (31 new replies) 01/01/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
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#41799 - cptmongtard (01/01/2016) [-]
But the point still stands.

Is that another bad picture?
#41800 - leal (01/01/2016) [-]
nah, you can stop being jelly bro.

User avatar
#41833 - studbeefpile (01/01/2016) [-]
I'm an ugly piece of shit, but all my chick friends love me because I work hard on being a good and caring person, and improving myself in all aspects of my life.

Over the past couple years I've developed deep, lasting relationships with a good few women in my life, as well as getting a loving girlfriend who thinks I'm the best thing ever.

Nothing shouts "I'm a needy child" more than constantly talking about how good you think your face is. I desperately hope - for the sake of whatever poor girl fell for your looks - that you figure out what it is to actually be a man.
User avatar
#41841 - leal (01/02/2016) [-]
It's just a prank bro
User avatar
#41836 - the one and only (01/01/2016) [-]
He wants to be like zyzz. No hope.
#41837 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
well zyzz kinda died trying to be zyzz so that's not a good idea
User avatar
#41863 - cognosceteipsum (01/02/2016) [-]
not for him.
#41801 - cptmongtard (01/01/2016) [-]
Having e proportional face does not make it an attractive one
#41804 - leal (01/01/2016) [-]
Oh and judging by how long it took you to respond to each of my comments I assume you tried to do it for your face and got a shit tier score
#41856 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Jesus Christ dude, shut the fuck up. One day you will run into somebody whom you'll mock and regret it, som psycho who will ruin your life.. do something like take you into a torture room, tie you up, torture you with various psychological and physical means, bring your girlfriend in and rape her in front of you, then, begin slicing her body and defecating on her corpse, making you eat the faeces too. Then, keeping you alive, all the while posting pictures and footage of his torture methods and describe it in detail... Yes, because then, when death is knocking on your door... they will see your true face, a sobbing, crying pathetic little parasite worm that will soon be fed to the white small parasite worms called maggots. You gotta realize that you are but another sack of meat, faeces, urine, seminal fluid and hormones, who (tries to) compete with other sacks of meat. Inter faeces et urinam nascimur, bitch.
#41859 - leal (01/02/2016) [-]
Chill fam

You must be uggo af
#41861 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Nah, you're just target practice
User avatar
#41862 - leal (01/02/2016) [-]
lel
#41864 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
ya, I do this shit all the time. I really do despise you but this could be applied to anyone. I may stalk you and find more personal things about you, though.
User avatar
#41865 - leal (01/02/2016) [-]
I don't really care
#41866 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
That's because I don't have any personal info yet
#41867 - leal (01/02/2016) [-]
If you were really determined you'd already have my FB.
So whatever
#41868 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Honestly, I haven't even started yet.
User avatar
#41869 - leal (01/02/2016) [-]
Exactly.
So
Whatever.
Bye
User avatar
#41884 - the one and only (01/02/2016) [-]
Tell him your address, see if legit ahahaha.
#41896 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
I'm not gonna kill him or hurt him (physically) or anything
User avatar
#41805 - cptmongtard (01/01/2016) [-]
Or I'm busy doing more important shit than having pissing contests?
#41806 - leal (01/01/2016) [-]
Sure you are.
Keep being a hater, slater.
I'll smell ya later alligator.
User avatar
#41809 - cptmongtard (01/01/2016) [-]
Also, I'm busy filling in forms and shit
User avatar
#41808 - cptmongtard (01/01/2016) [-]
Case in point
#41810 - leal (01/01/2016) [-]
>I don't do shit
>you mention me
>I respond
>hurdurr I'm busy more important shit than arguing hurrdurr
User avatar
#41812 - cptmongtard (01/01/2016) [-]
>you don't do shit
>like lift
User avatar
#41813 - leal (01/01/2016) [-]
AYY LMAO
#41803 - leal (01/01/2016) [-]
It's funny because rowan atkinson is more attractive than you subjectively and scientifically.

Seriously though, envy is pathetic.
Just stop mate.
User avatar
#41807 - cptmongtard (01/01/2016) [-]
Ay it though he fully is. also you fully wish people were envious of you, it's so psychopathic that it's beyond a joke. Also also, all the pictures and gifs you post of Zac Effron don't do anything to help how much of a shitpuncher everyone thinks you are
#41811 - leal (01/01/2016) [-]
yeah okay, see ya