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no avatar Level 281 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Youtube Channel: nextdoornerd
Steam Profile: Lazyvoltage
Consoles Owned: PC, PS3, Xbox 360, and a collection of retro consoles
Video Games Played: Around 30% of my Steam library
X-box Gamertag: Lazyvoltage
PSN: Would you guess it, Lazyvoltage
Date Signed Up:10/27/2011
Last Login:6/09/2014
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#1 - Take care, spike your hair! Woo woo woo, you know it!  [+] (5 new replies) 04/20/2014 on fucking fucker +51
User avatar #3 - pappanoodles (04/20/2014) [-]
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDER OR RIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOT
User avatar #4 - pezzyboy (04/20/2014) [-]
CAN'T KEEP ME QUIEEET
#27 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
I JUST KEEP SCREAMMIIIIINNNGGG!!!
User avatar #18 - sketchE (04/20/2014) [-]
I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH
#6 - mr dark (04/20/2014) [-]
#28 - Maybe you have too tight foreskin or something. Pulling it… 04/12/2014 on After the google glass... 0
#26 - Well, it kinda gets pulled back on its own if you get hard. …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on After the google glass... 0
User avatar #27 - temporalguardian (04/12/2014) [-]
yeah that never happened to me. Everyone tells me it justgets pulled back by itself but it doesnt. i tried once, but it felt so fuckin weird i just got turned off.
#28 - lazyvoltage (04/12/2014) [-]
Maybe you have too tight foreskin or something.
Pulling it back isn't a necessity, as long as it's not affecting your (self) sex life, it's fine.
#23 - Most americans are circumcised. We europeans just pull ou…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/12/2014 on After the google glass... 0
User avatar #25 - temporalguardian (04/12/2014) [-]
I'll never understand the thing about foreskin. Ever since i started masterbating, I never pulled the skin back or anything. I mean, whats the point.
#26 - lazyvoltage (04/12/2014) [-]
Well, it kinda gets pulled back on its own if you get hard.
But at least I masturbate by sliding my foreskin over my head, at least to some degree.
User avatar #27 - temporalguardian (04/12/2014) [-]
yeah that never happened to me. Everyone tells me it justgets pulled back by itself but it doesnt. i tried once, but it felt so fuckin weird i just got turned off.
#28 - lazyvoltage (04/12/2014) [-]
Maybe you have too tight foreskin or something.
Pulling it back isn't a necessity, as long as it's not affecting your (self) sex life, it's fine.
#4 - Well, you don't wanna be a tryhard 04/07/2014 on Oh, Vietnam! +1
#2 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 04/07/2014 on The Horizon Looks Good +248
#133 - jarelk (04/08/2014) [-]
A CAD comic that is actually funny?
#128 - frankpolard (04/08/2014) [-]
GLORIOUS MIC DROP
User avatar #74 - rihardololz (04/08/2014) [-]
did he drop the pipe bomb?
User avatar #131 - exotic (04/08/2014) [-]
favorite weapon from duke nukem 3d
#137 - rihardololz (04/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #132 - boomerpyro (04/08/2014) [-]
that is the best portal expansion pack
User avatar #134 - exotic (04/08/2014) [-]
portal had expansions ?
I only remember the free co-op one that released like 2 weeks after release
#65 - wobblewub (04/08/2014) [-]
Beautiful
#29 - I just came here to say **** Other M so hard god damn  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on And the strong nord woman... +1
#30 - slandersalamander (03/29/2014) [-]
haha, yeah, real. here, have this.
#27 - >Parasite Eve was mentioned 03/29/2014 on And the strong nord woman... +7
#40 - I've got greek feet, you wanna go?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Embarrassingly stupid... +1
#43 - magicianbl (03/27/2014) [-]
I'll beat your ass like the beginning of the First Persian War m8.
#46 - xxhadesflamesxx (03/27/2014) [-]
beat your shit in like gaugamela
#53 - magicianbl (03/27/2014) [-]
Never knew about that battle, thanks for educating me.
#143 - xxhadesflamesxx (03/28/2014) [-]
if you wanna know some other cool battles through history while I am no expert I can PM the name of some if you want me to
#144 - magicianbl (03/28/2014) [-]
please and thank you
#43 - wow got me 03/25/2014 on Leonardo DiCaprio +1

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#5 - anonymous (10/24/2012) [-]
hi
#6 to #5 - lazyvoltage (10/25/2012) [-]
hello
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