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lazerbiotch

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:5/30/2011
Last Login:7/23/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 13525 total,  16046 ,  2521
Comment Thumbs: 482 total,  519 ,  37
Content Level Progress: 69.59% (348/500)
Level 210 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 146 Comments: Faptastic → Level 147 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:2
Content Views:648499
Times Content Favorited:1194 times
Total Comments Made:190
FJ Points:11811
Favorite Tags: OC (2)

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    Society smh.... Society smh....
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    HOW HOW
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    Beat your kids white people Beat your kids white people
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    Paybacks a bitch Paybacks a bitch

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latest user's comments

#4627 - **lazerbiotch rolled image ** 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
#16 - he was like 14 so yea not him , but could just be another dwar… 06/15/2014 on Top middle left +2
#430 - mine is kinda stupid 06/14/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 4 0
#463 - i guess mine can be used but idk how, unless its a gay ray gun 06/07/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 3 0
#1737 - **lazerbiotch rolled image ** 06/02/2014 on Admin is going to ban you 0
#3606 - **lazerbiotch rolled image ** 06/02/2014 on This is going up your butt 0
#33 - im wearing gym shorts and my hs gym shirt laying in my bed....… 05/27/2014 on Better Picture +8
#29 - poker, acting, he was in the military, he is basically the luc…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Better Picture +8
User avatar #135 - yarr (05/27/2014) [-]
He got most from his dad.
User avatar #71 - sadisticsalmon (05/27/2014) [-]
He was not in the military, he trained and went through basic but was considered "The wrong type" (basically he was a piece of shit) and was booted
User avatar #32 - jalthelas (05/27/2014) [-]
Worth $100 million... Fuck you, guy.
User avatar #33 - lazerbiotch (05/27/2014) [-]
im wearing gym shorts and my hs gym shirt laying in my bed.... this guy is have ten-somes with models on a plane
#25 - the sauce this rich dude has like the best life ever  [+] (14 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Better Picture +23
#106 - anon (05/27/2014) [-]
Then he dies alone because he lived like an ass and regrets losing his head in fake exquisite living for being rich and not ugly with a beard and nobody remembers his name because he never really did anything of value.
#120 - noschool (05/27/2014) [-]
to be fair there are tons of people who have died and will die alone and forgotten; who were born poor, ugly, and accomplish nothing with their lives, so even if this guy does end up old and alone he will still have his memories, and money.
User avatar #85 - FightClub (05/27/2014) [-]
fuck this person

i envy him
User avatar #63 - roflnaut (05/27/2014) [-]
I am not even jealous. I am happy that there someone out there living the dream life. His life is like something out of a movie. Good for him.
#62 - Darianvincent (05/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #57 - garymotherfingoak (05/27/2014) [-]
now we just gotta pray that he doesn't become a spoiled bastard.
User avatar #56 - lmaobutts (05/27/2014) [-]
Jesus fucking christ, this guy literally has the perfect life. No job, no wife, rich as fuck, handsome as fuck, and young.
User avatar #48 - ratchymatchy (05/27/2014) [-]
*cries because has nothing*
User avatar #28 - jalthelas (05/27/2014) [-]
How did this man get rich? Poker?
User avatar #29 - lazerbiotch (05/27/2014) [-]
poker, acting, he was in the military, he is basically the luckiest guy ever
User avatar #135 - yarr (05/27/2014) [-]
He got most from his dad.
User avatar #71 - sadisticsalmon (05/27/2014) [-]
He was not in the military, he trained and went through basic but was considered "The wrong type" (basically he was a piece of shit) and was booted
User avatar #32 - jalthelas (05/27/2014) [-]
Worth $100 million... Fuck you, guy.
User avatar #33 - lazerbiotch (05/27/2014) [-]
im wearing gym shorts and my hs gym shirt laying in my bed.... this guy is have ten-somes with models on a plane
#11 - im just saying that its a very rare photo and you focused on t… 05/10/2014 on Restored Photographs Pt. 2 +5
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User avatar #2 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Hey I was wondering if you had use of your fj points.
User avatar #3 to #2 - lazerbiotch (12/22/2013) [-]
nope
#1 - anon (10/25/2012) [-]
cunt
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