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Interests: Drawing, Music, eating, eating again
Date Signed Up:4/07/2011
Last Login:1/29/2015
Location:Grants Pass Oregon
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#69 - I made that into a webm a long ass time ago. Im glad peopl… 10 hours ago on Anon likes an all girl... +7
#97 - Picture 01/27/2015 on blubber 0
#74 - People prefer white bread because its sweet.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on For fuck's sake Tumblr 0
User avatar #92 - thevaulthunter (01/26/2015) [-]
I actually like Whole Grain because I enjoy the taste better. American white bread is borderline cake.
#84 - Ever notice how the strongest swimmers, who are fast as …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on blubber +7
#96 - lordbrauner (01/26/2015) [-]
That image.

Why?
User avatar #97 - lazaman (01/27/2015) [-]
#125 - good point. 01/26/2015 on conspiracies are getting... 0
#124 - Maybe he was actually in pain.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on DYK Comp #87 +1
#141 - marcury (01/26/2015) [-]
#95 - I think they did that so when people saluted, the swastika wou…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on conspiracies are getting... +1
#114 - drhjonesjr (01/26/2015) [-]
band is on left arm, they salute with right arm.
User avatar #125 - lazaman (01/26/2015) [-]
good point.
#167 - wat 01/26/2015 on lazaman's profile 0
#45 - That furry ******** isn't cute. Sorry fag.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on how to pick up chicks.... +16
#61 - affix (01/23/2015) [-]
Bird > some other animal.
lol fj. never stop.
#108 - np 01/21/2015 on Eat Fresh +2

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#151 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
stickied by lazaman
User avatar #166 - jpv (01/24/2015) [-]
You little **** you are still short as **** , take some incentives you frreaky dwarf.
User avatar #167 to #166 - lazaman (01/26/2015) [-]
wat
#165 - lazaman (12/18/2014) [-]
oc pls don't steal
User avatar #162 - bible (12/09/2014) [-]
Let it be known that you're not the only one who needs help. I jumped in glee at the incident.

What;s sad is that I know that's ****** up, but damn. **** still felt nice.

Yeah, we probably do need help
User avatar #163 to #162 - lazaman (12/09/2014) [-]
No we don't.
Finding the INJURY, NOT DEATH, of furries at a furcon to be a bit funny isn't that bad.
Also I found it funny because they were literally GASSED, its ******* poetic.
For years now I have been jokingly saying, gas the furries.
And some dude just did it.
Its hilarious.
#164 to #163 - bible (12/09/2014) [-]
But DUDE, they could have died! What kind of messed up prank is that, that's murder! You can't just-

Awww, who am I kidding they literally GASSED those fuzzy ***** . Oho man, someone literally tried to purge those assholes irl, and he used gas to do it! Fantastic!

Since when did people become moral little **** heads? How is this not ******* hysterical?
User avatar #161 - hotpost (11/30/2014) [-]
**hotpost rolls 17**
User avatar #154 - lazaman (08/18/2014) [-]
I gently pressed my lip up against pinky pies puckering, ******** , farting butthole.
User avatar #155 to #154 - lip ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
10/10
User avatar #156 to #155 - lazaman (08/18/2014) [-]
Oh yeah babe you liek dat shyt Ill **** you with a dirty toothbrush ;)
User avatar #160 to #158 - lip ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I sorry...
User avatar #159 to #158 - lip ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
He was making fun of me because I said I get mentioned in RP's a lot.

AND THEN PLATAEIOU JUST COULDN'T KEEP IT IN HIS PANTALOONES.
User avatar #153 to #152 - lazaman (07/02/2014) [-]
BUT WHY?!
User avatar #147 - lazaman (06/11/2014) [-]
**lazaman rolls 72**
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#129 to #90 - firehydrant (05/09/2014) [-]
I regret nothing.
User avatar #72 - lazaman (10/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #122 to #87 - mikasuh (04/14/2014) [-]
Fgt can't evn do the treeforce right
#123 to #122 - lazaman (04/16/2014) [-]
thu fuk u say bich?
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