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Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Cardboardboxwhore
Consoles Owned: PC, Xbox, Xbox 360, Wii, PS3
Interests: Drawing, Music, eating, eating again
Date Signed Up:4/07/2011
Last Login:11/27/2014
Location:Grants Pass Oregon
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#16 - I'm going to be eating thanks giving with my dad and my siblin…  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Thanksgiving capital letter... 0
#23 - gayfurryalliance (5 hours ago) [-]
Have a hug from us to you!
#116 - GUYS THEY ACTUALLY MADE THE GAME. ITS SO AMAZING!!  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2014 on tumblr shit 0
#123 - rollfourexplain (11/26/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 4,982**

So what is this?
User avatar #119 - alphavsomega (11/26/2014) [-]
10/10
User avatar #118 - JOEKEWL (11/26/2014) [-]
This is not what I had in mind.
#114 - Don't tell me what to do fag noes. Anyways, I und… 11/26/2014 on tumblr shit +3
#105 - I'd support this game. But my only concern would it would …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2014 on tumblr shit +2
#110 - leonhardt (11/26/2014) [-]
1. Those "shitty feminist undertones" wouldn't make any goddamn sense in any context. Women back then weren't the fat stupid landwhales of tumblr we have today. They'd have more class than just screaming "HUR DUR MAKE ME A SANDWICH LOL KILL ALL MEN"

2. Why the fuck would they include lesbian makeout scenes in a game about the prim and proper 1950's? Or are you talking about the porn that fans will inevitably make?

Stop making up excuses to bitch about nothing.
#114 - lazaman (11/26/2014) [-]
Don't tell me what to do fag noes.
Anyways, I understand that feminist undertones and lesbian bullshit would make no sense, but game companies LOVE to pander.
Like I said, I would probably buy the game because it seems pretty funny, but my concerns are still valid to me, and until this game is actually made, or a company picks up the IDEA and addresses my aforementioned concerns, I will still hold them strongly.

TL;DR? I know it wouldn't make sense, but do you really think video game companies would give a shit, I mean look at EA.
#43 - He was stoned off his ass. He was so high he was seeing … 11/26/2014 on OUR GLORIOUS LEADER REKT 0
#34 - Does anyone here actually ******* buy into fergus…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2014 on OUR GLORIOUS LEADER REKT 0
#41 - greyhoundfd (11/26/2014) [-]
Right, because we haven't spent millions developing a variety of non-lethal weapons for cops to use so they don't have to shoot people in the head just because they're swinging at them.

Seriously, this guy could have used a TAZER, nightstick, pepper spray, but instead he shoots the guy in the face. This is what we call disproportionate retribution.
User avatar #43 - lazaman (11/26/2014) [-]
He was stoned off his ass.
He was so high he was seeing shit.
If a man on PCP comes at you, nothing, NOTHING, will subdue him.
#47 - Most screwdrivers, specifically power screwdrivers, have no wa… 11/26/2014 on (1) oh theres your problem +1
#99 - When people have an opinion and act like its a solid fact,… 11/25/2014 on perfect +3
#135 - U wanna ******* go m9? I ******* … 11/25/2014 on Check Your Privilege 0
#91 - You have defeated me. 11/25/2014 on Check Your Privilege +10

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#151 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
stickied by lazaman
User avatar #154 - lazaman (08/18/2014) [-]
I gently pressed my lip up against pinky pies puckering, ******** , farting butthole.
User avatar #155 to #154 - lip (08/18/2014) [-]
10/10
User avatar #156 to #155 - lazaman (08/18/2014) [-]
Oh yeah babe you liek dat shyt Ill **** you with a dirty toothbrush ;)
User avatar #158 to #157 - buttercupbabe ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
;__;
User avatar #160 to #158 - lip (08/19/2014) [-]
I sorry...
User avatar #159 to #158 - lip (08/19/2014) [-]
He was making fun of me because I said I get mentioned in RP's a lot.

AND THEN PLATAEIOU JUST COULDN'T KEEP IT IN HIS PANTALOONES.
User avatar #153 to #152 - lazaman (07/02/2014) [-]
BUT WHY?!
User avatar #147 - lazaman (06/11/2014) [-]
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#129 to #90 - firehydrant (05/09/2014) [-]
I regret nothing.
User avatar #72 - lazaman (10/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #122 to #87 - mikasuh (04/14/2014) [-]
Fgt can't evn do the treeforce right
#123 to #122 - lazaman (04/16/2014) [-]
thu fuk u say bich?
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