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Gender: male
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Cardboardboxwhore
Consoles Owned: PC, Xbox, Xbox 360, Wii, PS3
Interests: Drawing, Music, eating, eating again
Date Signed Up:4/07/2011
Last Login:10/22/2014
Location:Grants Pass Oregon
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Content Ranking:#3717
Comment Ranking:#4850
Highest Content Rank:#1112
Highest Comment Rank:#215
Content Thumbs: 5125 total,  6102 ,  977
Comment Thumbs: 27865 total,  35345 ,  7480
Content Level Progress: 26% (26/100)
Level 144 Content: Faptastic → Level 145 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 42.8% (428/1000)
Level 326 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:30
Content Views:210008
Times Content Favorited:317 times
Total Comments Made:9646
FJ Points:29580
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A Haiku by Lazaman.

I'm usually up for a conversation, so go ahead and comment on my profile if you fancy so.

Also I like men.

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#36 - >Guy wants a BJ at a gay bar >Put gun to his dick …  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on /k/ goes eats some KFC -1
#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (6 hours ago) [-]
Guy didn't take a hint the first time, would've been No-Dick Dan if he missed the second hint.
#35 - Its a kink. That's all there is to it. If you don't ge… 6 hours ago on /k/ goes eats some KFC +1
#47 - 8chan Never use that gif again, its ******* bad.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/12/2014 on FJ maintenance +25
User avatar #61 - QuakinDuck (10/12/2014) [-]
Whats wrong with the gif?
#50 - themoot (10/12/2014) [-]
your bad.
#58 - reaperslayer (10/12/2014) [-]
BROTHER?!
#53 - clevernameguy (10/12/2014) [-]
#30 - Bunch of tumblr feminists. 09/30/2014 on kek +5
#29 - That ***** fake as ****  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2014 on kek -1
User avatar #34 - sptnfouroneseven (09/30/2014) [-]
Not fake, he's admitted to it on youtube.
User avatar #32 - twofreegerbils (09/30/2014) [-]
No, it's not. Google bananagate.
#36 - The fact that gay pride parades are filled with flamers in bri…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/29/2014 on post number 237211 on... -1
#58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/29/2014) [-]
As a homoperson, i dislike the pride parades.
Do we really need them?
User avatar #46 - onlyanonymous (09/29/2014) [-]
Every straight man is a sex driven whore too. That doesnt mean its a bad thing
User avatar #38 - marstan (09/29/2014) [-]
Ah. Those.
But of course, one does make the most notice of those who flame the most. Loud minority, maybe?
#30 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 09/29/2014 on post number 237211 on... 0
#33 - marstan (09/29/2014) [-]
As a homogay, i can't really say i support this statement.
What makes you say the majority of us are whoring sluts?
User avatar #36 - lazaman (09/29/2014) [-]
The fact that gay pride parades are filled with flamers in bright pink thongs with dildos strapped to their heads.
Every gay man that I have met is a sex driven whore.

I swear I feel like I am the only gay man that wants to just be in a relationship and be a normal god damn person.
#58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/29/2014) [-]
As a homoperson, i dislike the pride parades.
Do we really need them?
User avatar #46 - onlyanonymous (09/29/2014) [-]
Every straight man is a sex driven whore too. That doesnt mean its a bad thing
User avatar #38 - marstan (09/29/2014) [-]
Ah. Those.
But of course, one does make the most notice of those who flame the most. Loud minority, maybe?
#31 - stalini (09/29/2014) [-]
>another free thinker on FJ

prepare for red thumbs
#80 - For all of you who play League of Legends, the guy who voiced… 09/29/2014 on boner +2
#67 - tumblr.mov 09/28/2014 on Disney Race Swap 0
#36 - 8/8 09/28/2014 on Greentext is great +1

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#151 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
stickied by lazaman
User avatar #154 - lazaman (08/18/2014) [-]
I gently pressed my lip up against pinky pies puckering, ******** , farting butthole.
User avatar #155 to #154 - lip ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
10/10
User avatar #156 to #155 - lazaman (08/18/2014) [-]
Oh yeah babe you liek dat shyt Ill **** you with a dirty toothbrush ;)
User avatar #160 to #158 - lip ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I sorry...
User avatar #159 to #158 - lip ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
He was making fun of me because I said I get mentioned in RP's a lot.

AND THEN PLATAEIOU JUST COULDN'T KEEP IT IN HIS PANTALOONES.
User avatar #153 to #152 - lazaman (07/02/2014) [-]
BUT WHY?!
User avatar #147 - lazaman (06/11/2014) [-]
**lazaman rolls 72**
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#129 to #90 - firehydrant (05/09/2014) [-]
I regret nothing.
User avatar #72 - lazaman (10/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #122 to #87 - mikasuh (04/14/2014) [-]
Fgt can't evn do the treeforce right
#123 to #122 - lazaman (04/16/2014) [-]
thu fuk u say bich?
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