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Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Cardboardboxwhore
Consoles Owned: PC, Xbox, Xbox 360, Wii, PS3
Interests: Drawing, Music, eating, eating again
Date Signed Up:4/07/2011
Last Login:11/01/2014
Location:Grants Pass Oregon
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I'm usually up for a conversation, so go ahead and comment on my profile if you fancy so.

Also I like men.

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#164 - Well yeah. But I'm also gonna get to give it up the bum to. 1 hour ago on Orgasms 0
#35 - As a GG poster, and notyourshield member, I have to say, you m… 11 hours ago on G for Vendetta [OC] 0
#60 - I dont even get this. Is this supposed to be a political c…  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on I'm Ready for the Hate -1
#68 - anon (11 hours ago) [-]
>Way too long to try and prove a point

Seriously? To prove a point sometimes it requires a whole book of facts, empiricle evidence, and reasoning. In fact most of the time that's how a point is actually proven.

Making a point is one thing, but proving one takes an insane amount of work.
#57 - Kinda. 12 hours ago on Orgasms +1
#35 - Its not a rubix cube. Just grab it and stroke. …  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Orgasms +1
User avatar #36 - Ottovan (13 hours ago) [-]
Confirmed homosexual.
#34 - All of it. 13 hours ago on Orgasms +1
#31 - >Be gay >Don't ******* care how easy or…  [+] (11 new replies) 13 hours ago on Orgasms +8
User avatar #109 - takers (10 hours ago) [-]
yeah but you take it up the bum
#164 - lazaman (1 hour ago) [-]
Well yeah.
But I'm also gonna get to give it up the bum to.
User avatar #56 - mukisa (12 hours ago) [-]
Lucky bastard lol
User avatar #57 - lazaman (12 hours ago) [-]
Kinda.
User avatar #33 - Ottovan (13 hours ago) [-]
MOST SENSITIVE PART OF THE PENIS: _________



GO.
User avatar #76 - ashedust (12 hours ago) [-]
The penis
#44 - anon (12 hours ago) [-]
head.
User avatar #48 - Ottovan (12 hours ago) [-]
Just underneath the tip.
User avatar #35 - lazaman (13 hours ago) [-]
Its not a rubix cube.
Just grab it and stroke.
Put it in your mouth and suck.
Or up the ass and ride.
User avatar #36 - Ottovan (13 hours ago) [-]
Confirmed homosexual.
User avatar #34 - lazaman (13 hours ago) [-]
All of it.
#144 - Yeah, ***** busted out a shovel. Thats hard … 13 hours ago on The shovel heard 'round the... +1
#137 - That was beyond awkward. "Dont hit my face!" …  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on The shovel heard 'round the... +1
#143 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
Not those ones, that's for sure. Black shirt is still better than pink though.
User avatar #144 - lazaman (13 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, nigga busted out a shovel.
Thats hard nigga.
#40 - But I like raisins in my pastries?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on Ultimate Evil +1
#56 - xxangelisxx (10/31/2014) [-]
Of course you would.

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#151 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
stickied by lazaman
User avatar #154 - lazaman (08/18/2014) [-]
I gently pressed my lip up against pinky pies puckering, ******** , farting butthole.
User avatar #155 to #154 - lip ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
10/10
User avatar #156 to #155 - lazaman (08/18/2014) [-]
Oh yeah babe you liek dat shyt Ill **** you with a dirty toothbrush ;)
User avatar #160 to #158 - lip ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I sorry...
User avatar #159 to #158 - lip ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
He was making fun of me because I said I get mentioned in RP's a lot.

AND THEN PLATAEIOU JUST COULDN'T KEEP IT IN HIS PANTALOONES.
User avatar #153 to #152 - lazaman (07/02/2014) [-]
BUT WHY?!
User avatar #147 - lazaman (06/11/2014) [-]
**lazaman rolls 72**
User avatar #90 - lazaman (11/15/2012) [-]
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#129 to #90 - firehydrant (05/09/2014) [-]
I regret nothing.
User avatar #72 - lazaman (10/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #122 to #87 - mikasuh (04/14/2014) [-]
Fgt can't evn do the treeforce right
#123 to #122 - lazaman (04/16/2014) [-]
thu fuk u say bich?
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