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Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Cardboardboxwhore
Consoles Owned: PC, Xbox, Xbox 360, Wii, PS3
Interests: Drawing, Music, eating, eating again
Date Signed Up:4/07/2011
Last Login:8/25/2014
Location:Grants Pass Oregon
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Comment Ranking:#1803
Highest Content Rank:#1112
Highest Comment Rank:#215
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#64 - I'm pretty sure toph could see sokas hair. 08/25/2014 on toph 0
#541 - Because I'm a faggot. 08/25/2014 on Defender 0
#59 - You have obviously read nothing that I have said this entire t… 08/24/2014 on Get it together -1
#56 - It's obvious that you know nothing of respect or manners. …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Get it together -1
User avatar #57 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (08/24/2014) [-]
You can't win a debate that you have no understanding of so you resort to insulting me instead of bringing up a single point. Inb4 hurr durr you used insults too. Yeah I did after my counterpoint. I didn't try to use them to win the argument I was merely calling you retarded because that's what I believe you both you. Absolutely fucking retarded.
User avatar #59 - lazaman (08/24/2014) [-]
You have obviously read nothing that I have said this entire time.

Like I said, I am done.

Have fun with your opinions.
#52 - >Whether clothing is or isn't part of natural selection isn…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Get it together -1
User avatar #58 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (08/24/2014) [-]
Look at all these ad hominems instead of arguments. I however already addressed this.
#48 - Yeah I know, when I picked this color I didn't realize it woul…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Get it together 0
User avatar #53 - Sethorein (08/24/2014) [-]
Still better than nothing.
#46 - What a bold statement. What sociology degrees do you have …  [+] (10 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Get it together +1
User avatar #50 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (08/24/2014) [-]
But please keep crying bullshit like you know what you're talking about, whilst remaining respectful in text but being a cunt via images regardless.
User avatar #56 - lazaman (08/24/2014) [-]
It's obvious that you know nothing of respect or manners.

Have fun being a disrespectful child for the rest of your life.

I am done here, say what you want, good bye.
User avatar #57 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (08/24/2014) [-]
You can't win a debate that you have no understanding of so you resort to insulting me instead of bringing up a single point. Inb4 hurr durr you used insults too. Yeah I did after my counterpoint. I didn't try to use them to win the argument I was merely calling you retarded because that's what I believe you both you. Absolutely fucking retarded.
User avatar #59 - lazaman (08/24/2014) [-]
You have obviously read nothing that I have said this entire time.

Like I said, I am done.

Have fun with your opinions.
User avatar #49 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (08/24/2014) [-]
Whether clothing is or isn't part of natural selection isn't an opinion you fuck wit.

Secondly to sethorein's reply society has far surpassed natural selection or natural selection evolved to what it is today. It doesn't matter how you look at it because having children is no longer everyone primary goal or purpose. We're far beyond that. Transexual's are very fucking obviously not dressing in women's clothing to pass their gene on. And if by your definition the nature of natural selection has evolved, transexuality would be considered a trait that would either help or hinder the passing of genes.
#52 - lazaman (08/24/2014) [-]
>Whether clothing is or isn't part of natural selection isn't an opinion you fuck wit.
>isn't an opinion you fuck wit.
>you fuck wit.
There you go again with insulting me for not sharing the same opinion as you.
I don't give a shit about what you and seth are arguing about.
I'm just telling you that it makes you seem like a huge asshole if you start treating people like shit just because they don't share the same opinion as you.


People like you should have been spanked more as children.

Go back to COD little boy.
User avatar #58 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (08/24/2014) [-]
Look at all these ad hominems instead of arguments. I however already addressed this.
User avatar #47 - Sethorein (08/24/2014) [-]
Thank you for standing up for me.

Christ your text colour is painful to read though...
User avatar #48 - lazaman (08/24/2014) [-]
Yeah I know, when I picked this color I didn't realize it would be so hard to read.
Now I'm stuck with it for 9 months.

Also, I wasn't really standing up for you, I was more so calling chucknorris a cunt for acting to fucking pompous.
User avatar #53 - Sethorein (08/24/2014) [-]
Still better than nothing.
#45 - People hate your comment because they fear the social persecut… 08/24/2014 on Get it together +1
#42 - I used to use internet explorer. Honestly, the windows 8 v… 08/22/2014 on Ice bucket 0
#55 - My mom died of cancer. I still laugh at 9/11. *… 08/22/2014 on /b/ disproves 9/11 +2

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#151 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
stickied by lazaman
User avatar #154 - lazaman (08/18/2014) [-]
I gently pressed my lip up against pinky pies puckering, ******** , farting butthole.
User avatar #155 to #154 - lip (08/18/2014) [-]
10/10
User avatar #156 to #155 - lazaman (08/18/2014) [-]
Oh yeah babe you liek dat shyt Ill **** you with a dirty toothbrush ;)
User avatar #160 to #158 - lip (08/19/2014) [-]
I sorry...
User avatar #159 to #158 - lip (08/19/2014) [-]
He was making fun of me because I said I get mentioned in RP's a lot.

AND THEN PLATAEIOU JUST COULDN'T KEEP IT IN HIS PANTALOONES.
User avatar #153 to #152 - lazaman (07/02/2014) [-]
BUT WHY?!
User avatar #147 - lazaman (06/11/2014) [-]
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#129 to #90 - firehydrant (05/09/2014) [-]
I regret nothing.
User avatar #72 - lazaman (10/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #122 to #87 - mikasuh (04/14/2014) [-]
Fgt can't evn do the treeforce right
#123 to #122 - lazaman (04/16/2014) [-]
thu fuk u say bich?
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