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Age: 23
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Interests: I like reading.. a lot, playing videogames, watching movies and earning money
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:7/24/2014
Location:Mexico
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Highest Content Rank:#9221
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Total Comments Made:220
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As a lawyer I want Justice and money... well, maybe money is just enough...

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#16 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Germany's Urges +95
User avatar #20 - underthefilth (01/02/2014) [-]
#114 - dasbrot (01/02/2014) [-]
Get your shit together, Klaus!
#46 - anonymous (01/02/2014) [-]
5:58 ist immer noch die lustigste Stelle von dem ganzen Film
User avatar #24 - nevrit (01/02/2014) [-]
Dammit Klause
User avatar #19 - liuur (01/02/2014) [-]
This is so true it hurts a little...
#10 - Picture 11/30/2013 on DJ Osama spin Ladin +1
#14 - Elmo Akbar! ! 10/31/2013 on Poor elmo +54
#28 - Holly fuck I mean A D M I N, not "]I love Justin Bieber. … 10/22/2013 on Those were the days...not... 0
#27 - We should ask I love Justin Bieber. I'm his #1 fan. I love coc…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on Those were the days...not... -1
User avatar #28 - lawyerdude (10/22/2013) [-]
Holly fuck I mean A D M I N, not "]I love Justin Bieber. I'm his #1 fan. I love cock so bad. Oh god, please give it to me"
#18 - Comment deleted 10/04/2013 on u wish u were ryan gosling 0
#39 - A ghost 10/03/2013 on Ghost - click on it 0
#25 - You can't But you can join me to ask admin to make it… 09/25/2013 on (untitled) 0
#41 - Fuck, you remember me this. I am still afrai…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Parenting fail 0
User avatar #45 - emptysuperman (08/09/2013) [-]
*Spoiler*

I don't get it. Why does she act like it's not there? Was it there everyday or just the last day?
User avatar #51 - feglol (08/09/2013) [-]
Given her reaction im sure its been there the whole time.

*Taken from one of the comments on youtube.*
Seen the movie "The skeleton key"?

"It doesn't work if you don't believe in it"

By telling her daughter that there's nothing under the bed, she makes her daughter believes that there's nothing, therefore the monster under her bed has no power over her.
#1474 - Male Absolutly yes 06/18/2013 on Would you? 0
#18 - Whoa, you made almost the same comment as #14 but you got red thumbed 06/10/2013 on feels bitch +3
#34 - Now its scaring me  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2013 on Too much irony +3
User avatar #35 - viscerys (06/08/2013) [-]
They kinda quiver too...
#43 - He doesnt feel very good 06/06/2013 on Dragonball 0
#29 - Guess who was that "nobody from Upper Austria". …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2013 on Art 0
#32 - swagbot (06/06/2013) [-]
yadonegoof'd.png
#19 - Relevant comment. Maybe you have to enlarge.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/06/2013 on Art +5
User avatar #21 - floofy (06/06/2013) [-]
still something tells me a lot of people won't get this.
User avatar #27 - strangemoo (06/06/2013) [-]
It took me a minute. Then I noticed that it's Jewish... *Cough*and i remembered Hitler tried to be an artist.*cough*
User avatar #24 - unclaimed (06/06/2013) [-]
I didn't!
#29 - lawyerdude (06/06/2013) [-]
Guess who was that "nobody from Upper Austria".

Actualy it 's a reference to that time when Hitler was rejected by a jew to get to the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna.
#32 - swagbot (06/06/2013) [-]
yadonegoof'd.png
#47 - Spanish Inquisition 05/30/2013 on How I eat da pussy. -3
#52 - Do it this way  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2013 on People From London -11
#59 - rokkarokkaali (05/30/2013) [-]
I just finished jerking off.
User avatar #54 - lolerbot (05/30/2013) [-]
AS SOON AS I SAW THAT I CLUTCHED MY DICK SO HARD THAT I ACTUALLY HURT MYSELF
#190 - I like your comment 05/17/2013 on Christian Denominations +2
#31 - Fucking chicanos, hated in the USA and hated in Mexico. 05/13/2013 on Who +7
#78 - Whoa, looks like something for propaganda, also, I saw people …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on The Izu Islands 0
User avatar #81 - willcutting (05/13/2013) [-]
Yep and all the people on the left side too, we played "Where's the guy who like to live dangerously" with my flatmate.
#72 - Nice, where was the photo taken?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2013 on The Izu Islands 0
User avatar #75 - willcutting (05/13/2013) [-]
Izu Island too but I do not have a clue about why everybody was here. This is what make it creepy as fuck, everybody is just here, looking at you.
#78 - lawyerdude (05/13/2013) [-]
Whoa, looks like something for propaganda, also, I saw people withouth gas masks
User avatar #81 - willcutting (05/13/2013) [-]
Yep and all the people on the left side too, we played "Where's the guy who like to live dangerously" with my flatmate.
#95 - Nazism is one of the shades of fascism 05/07/2013 on The Very Hungry Hitler +1
#67 - **lawyerdude rolls 20** / 100 05/06/2013 on Good Girl 0
#146 - Actually I prefer to say: "DJ 4DM1NISTERING" 05/03/2013 on moot +1
#57 - will the bloodshed never end? 05/01/2013 on 1945 -4
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