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Age: 23
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Interests: I like reading.. a lot, playing videogames, watching movies and earning money
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:7/29/2014
Location:Mexico
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As a lawyer I want Justice and money... well, maybe money is just enough...

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#63 - Where can I read more about this? I'm truly interested.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on I giggled a bit +3
User avatar #79 - mattdoggy (02/17/2014) [-]
I used to just google it and read through tons of websites that used to say junk like "want to learn how to pick up women, read this"
Eventually i got tired of reading that same stuff over and over again and i just found a book off ebay and amazon
#98 - Picture 02/16/2014 on Satan Jr +1
#63 - Thanks man 02/09/2014 on Uhh, what boards was I... 0
#48 - Oh.. can you give me the link?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2014 on Uhh, what boards was I... 0
User avatar #63 - lawyerdude (02/09/2014) [-]
Thanks man
#39 - /politics/ board  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2014 on Uhh, what boards was I... 0
User avatar #41 - Marker (02/09/2014) [-]
already exists
User avatar #48 - lawyerdude (02/09/2014) [-]
Oh.. can you give me the link?
User avatar #63 - lawyerdude (02/09/2014) [-]
Thanks man
#33 - Something ilegal? Oh, guys, I sure love doing ilegal things. …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2014 on Compilation Guide +51
User avatar #42 - bagguhsleep (02/03/2014) [-]
Cool, for a second there I thought you were some sort of police man. Which would be a bad thing for me, a fellow criminal. Haha.

Do you know where all of the young kids are hanging together and smoking the pots?
#230 - They must have called a lot of priests to fix that. 02/03/2014 on M1 Abrams Facts Compilation +6
#29 - Oh, thanks for answering my questions man, have a good night. …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2014 on Ddanger's profile 0
User avatar #30 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
no problem and sorry for the terrible spelling and errors, not all that great, and you have a goodnight as well and if you have anymore questions just pm me or comment on my profile
#27 - Oh, thanks, thats why sometimes I feel like two entities are b…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Ddanger's profile 0
User avatar #28 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
yes, they have hurt me, but not the ones that protect, they actually don't wonder the earth, they follow us, but there are ones that truly wonder the earth (with no mask and they always have a hole in there body, it could be anywhere) the main ones are what i call the screechers they are a full black body very tall and skinny, with very bright hollow eyes and they scream, and when i tell them to stop they get louder and more appear, they only come at night and there are more that are bad and they will always try to hurt you no matter what
User avatar #29 - lawyerdude (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh, thanks for answering my questions man, have a good night. See you later, unless you wanna say something else.
User avatar #30 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
no problem and sorry for the terrible spelling and errors, not all that great, and you have a goodnight as well and if you have anymore questions just pm me or comment on my profile
#25 - Oh, thanks, just one last question, what are they protecting?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Ddanger's profile 0
User avatar #26 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
us, everyone has one, when im around people i slowly start to see them more and more to the point i can see them almost every time im by that person and they are basically that voice in the back of your head that tells you either to make the choice or not to
User avatar #27 - lawyerdude (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh, thanks, thats why sometimes I feel like two entities are behind me, one that support me and other that just is there, like watching me. But, if I remember correctly, didn't you say that some of those things tried to hurt you?
User avatar #28 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
yes, they have hurt me, but not the ones that protect, they actually don't wonder the earth, they follow us, but there are ones that truly wonder the earth (with no mask and they always have a hole in there body, it could be anywhere) the main ones are what i call the screechers they are a full black body very tall and skinny, with very bright hollow eyes and they scream, and when i tell them to stop they get louder and more appear, they only come at night and there are more that are bad and they will always try to hurt you no matter what
User avatar #29 - lawyerdude (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh, thanks for answering my questions man, have a good night. See you later, unless you wanna say something else.
User avatar #30 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
no problem and sorry for the terrible spelling and errors, not all that great, and you have a goodnight as well and if you have anymore questions just pm me or comment on my profile
#23 - Do you see the things that look like Valance and you see ghost…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Ddanger's profile 0
User avatar #24 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
yea, there are thousands of different ones, none really look the same to me, they kinda look what they surround, and no i have never seen a ghost before so i couldn't tell you if i do see them or not and no they just wonder the earth, protecting
User avatar #25 - lawyerdude (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh, thanks, just one last question, what are they protecting?
User avatar #26 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
us, everyone has one, when im around people i slowly start to see them more and more to the point i can see them almost every time im by that person and they are basically that voice in the back of your head that tells you either to make the choice or not to
User avatar #27 - lawyerdude (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh, thanks, thats why sometimes I feel like two entities are behind me, one that support me and other that just is there, like watching me. But, if I remember correctly, didn't you say that some of those things tried to hurt you?
User avatar #28 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
yes, they have hurt me, but not the ones that protect, they actually don't wonder the earth, they follow us, but there are ones that truly wonder the earth (with no mask and they always have a hole in there body, it could be anywhere) the main ones are what i call the screechers they are a full black body very tall and skinny, with very bright hollow eyes and they scream, and when i tell them to stop they get louder and more appear, they only come at night and there are more that are bad and they will always try to hurt you no matter what
User avatar #29 - lawyerdude (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh, thanks for answering my questions man, have a good night. See you later, unless you wanna say something else.
User avatar #30 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
no problem and sorry for the terrible spelling and errors, not all that great, and you have a goodnight as well and if you have anymore questions just pm me or comment on my profile
#21 - Oh, ok. Well, if you even make more drawings of that things pl…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Ddanger's profile 0
User avatar #22 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
well if you have any questions i'll gladly answer them for you
User avatar #23 - lawyerdude (01/31/2014) [-]
Do you see the things that look like Valance and you see ghosts? Or only that things? Had they told you if they have an organization, a hierarchy, or something like that?
User avatar #24 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
yea, there are thousands of different ones, none really look the same to me, they kinda look what they surround, and no i have never seen a ghost before so i couldn't tell you if i do see them or not and no they just wonder the earth, protecting
User avatar #25 - lawyerdude (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh, thanks, just one last question, what are they protecting?
User avatar #26 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
us, everyone has one, when im around people i slowly start to see them more and more to the point i can see them almost every time im by that person and they are basically that voice in the back of your head that tells you either to make the choice or not to
User avatar #27 - lawyerdude (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh, thanks, thats why sometimes I feel like two entities are behind me, one that support me and other that just is there, like watching me. But, if I remember correctly, didn't you say that some of those things tried to hurt you?
User avatar #28 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
yes, they have hurt me, but not the ones that protect, they actually don't wonder the earth, they follow us, but there are ones that truly wonder the earth (with no mask and they always have a hole in there body, it could be anywhere) the main ones are what i call the screechers they are a full black body very tall and skinny, with very bright hollow eyes and they scream, and when i tell them to stop they get louder and more appear, they only come at night and there are more that are bad and they will always try to hurt you no matter what
User avatar #29 - lawyerdude (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh, thanks for answering my questions man, have a good night. See you later, unless you wanna say something else.
User avatar #30 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
no problem and sorry for the terrible spelling and errors, not all that great, and you have a goodnight as well and if you have anymore questions just pm me or comment on my profile
#19 - And how do you deal with it?  [+] (11 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Ddanger's profile 0
User avatar #20 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
it is something that i just have gotten use to it, its something I've had since i was little, you kinda adapt to it
User avatar #21 - lawyerdude (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh, ok. Well, if you even make more drawings of that things please tell me, or if you wanna talk about them Im gonna be here, Im truly interested. Have a good night.
User avatar #22 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
well if you have any questions i'll gladly answer them for you
User avatar #23 - lawyerdude (01/31/2014) [-]
Do you see the things that look like Valance and you see ghosts? Or only that things? Had they told you if they have an organization, a hierarchy, or something like that?
User avatar #24 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
yea, there are thousands of different ones, none really look the same to me, they kinda look what they surround, and no i have never seen a ghost before so i couldn't tell you if i do see them or not and no they just wonder the earth, protecting
User avatar #25 - lawyerdude (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh, thanks, just one last question, what are they protecting?
User avatar #26 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
us, everyone has one, when im around people i slowly start to see them more and more to the point i can see them almost every time im by that person and they are basically that voice in the back of your head that tells you either to make the choice or not to
User avatar #27 - lawyerdude (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh, thanks, thats why sometimes I feel like two entities are behind me, one that support me and other that just is there, like watching me. But, if I remember correctly, didn't you say that some of those things tried to hurt you?
User avatar #28 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
yes, they have hurt me, but not the ones that protect, they actually don't wonder the earth, they follow us, but there are ones that truly wonder the earth (with no mask and they always have a hole in there body, it could be anywhere) the main ones are what i call the screechers they are a full black body very tall and skinny, with very bright hollow eyes and they scream, and when i tell them to stop they get louder and more appear, they only come at night and there are more that are bad and they will always try to hurt you no matter what
User avatar #29 - lawyerdude (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh, thanks for answering my questions man, have a good night. See you later, unless you wanna say something else.
User avatar #30 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
no problem and sorry for the terrible spelling and errors, not all that great, and you have a goodnight as well and if you have anymore questions just pm me or comment on my profile
#325 - And.. they talked to you? What did they tell you? 01/30/2014 on ghost forever 0
#17 - Hey man, had you experience more things with Valance and that …  [+] (13 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Ddanger's profile 0
User avatar #18 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
yea, everyday
User avatar #19 - lawyerdude (01/31/2014) [-]
And how do you deal with it?
User avatar #20 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
it is something that i just have gotten use to it, its something I've had since i was little, you kinda adapt to it
User avatar #21 - lawyerdude (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh, ok. Well, if you even make more drawings of that things please tell me, or if you wanna talk about them Im gonna be here, Im truly interested. Have a good night.
User avatar #22 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
well if you have any questions i'll gladly answer them for you
User avatar #23 - lawyerdude (01/31/2014) [-]
Do you see the things that look like Valance and you see ghosts? Or only that things? Had they told you if they have an organization, a hierarchy, or something like that?
User avatar #24 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
yea, there are thousands of different ones, none really look the same to me, they kinda look what they surround, and no i have never seen a ghost before so i couldn't tell you if i do see them or not and no they just wonder the earth, protecting
User avatar #25 - lawyerdude (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh, thanks, just one last question, what are they protecting?
User avatar #26 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
us, everyone has one, when im around people i slowly start to see them more and more to the point i can see them almost every time im by that person and they are basically that voice in the back of your head that tells you either to make the choice or not to
User avatar #27 - lawyerdude (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh, thanks, thats why sometimes I feel like two entities are behind me, one that support me and other that just is there, like watching me. But, if I remember correctly, didn't you say that some of those things tried to hurt you?
User avatar #28 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
yes, they have hurt me, but not the ones that protect, they actually don't wonder the earth, they follow us, but there are ones that truly wonder the earth (with no mask and they always have a hole in there body, it could be anywhere) the main ones are what i call the screechers they are a full black body very tall and skinny, with very bright hollow eyes and they scream, and when i tell them to stop they get louder and more appear, they only come at night and there are more that are bad and they will always try to hurt you no matter what
User avatar #29 - lawyerdude (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh, thanks for answering my questions man, have a good night. See you later, unless you wanna say something else.
User avatar #30 - Ddanger (01/31/2014) [-]
no problem and sorry for the terrible spelling and errors, not all that great, and you have a goodnight as well and if you have anymore questions just pm me or comment on my profile
#282 - Whoa! Interesting, are you gonna post more?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/30/2014 on ghost forever +1
User avatar #312 - lolerlaura (01/30/2014) [-]
Ask and you shall receive...

Several months after Bad Thursday my friend and I decided we wanted answers. So we got a piece of wood and we carved a Ouija board.
The night we finished it we poured a circle of salt around ourselves for protection. Around the circle we placed a candle at the 5 points of a pentagram (blue for water, yellow for earth, red for fire, green for wind, and white for spirit) and the only light in the room was from the various candles we had placed. Before we put our hands on the board we said that only positive energy was allowed in the room.
Our first question was "is it safe for us to use this board?" The answer dragged our hands to the 'yes' spot so we continued. "How many spirits are in this room?" We asked and we felt or hands jerked to the number 7. We grabbed 7 pillows and laid them in a circle around the board as seats for our guests. "Why are you here?" we asked and slowly our hands were dragged to the letters spelling out "want to talk".

Just after the last letter was reached the living room was lit up like a bright light. What looked like a shooting star streaked across the room and dazzled us with it's beauty.

During the ouija session my cat came into the room. He stopped at the circle and looked at each of the pillows we had set out. They were blocking his route to go outside and instead of jumping over them he went out of his way weave in between all of the cushions as though someone were sitting on them.
User avatar #408 - loopz (03/05/2014) [-]
Please finish this
User avatar #325 - lawyerdude (01/30/2014) [-]
And.. they talked to you? What did they tell you?
#243 - But, to create a tulpa you need to put a lot of focalized effo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on ghost forever 0
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#225 - Oh, ok, I believe you, I've had scary experiences too. Pos… 01/30/2014 on ghost forever +1
#199 - Are you gonna post more stories, I honestly would read it all …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/30/2014 on ghost forever +2
#215 - lolerlaura (01/30/2014) [-]
Believe it or not these are not stories. These are experiences. I know what I saw and some of the memories haunt me to this day. It's up to you to decide if you believe me or not.

Cute hedgehogs help to take away some of the scariness though.
User avatar #227 - mangostormlegend (01/30/2014) [-]
Kudos to you for not becoming a psychopath. Well done.
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User avatar #237 - lolerlaura (01/30/2014) [-]
Because I am a lady first of all.
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#225 - lawyerdude (01/30/2014) [-]
Oh, ok, I believe you, I've had scary experiences too.
Post them all and I will read them.
#8 - Picture 01/28/2014 on No, Please For The Love of God +116
#12 - < --- When you fail 01/23/2014 on Minesweeper +3
#155 - He can just buy the rights to stream the movie with his money.…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2014 on Radio Show/Party suggestions +3
User avatar #160 - kaytoast (01/22/2014) [-]
I suppose he could make the film night a donation based thing in order to pay rights for the films. But that would be terrible and nobody would donate...
User avatar #172 - billybong (01/22/2014) [-]
And it would still need permission from the owners of the film before screening
User avatar #156 - soopfox (01/22/2014) [-]
I like how your name fits so well.
but yeah, just stick with music/radio for now.
#63 - Obligatory  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on german timline +6
#100 - vinylshark (01/17/2014) [-]
#344 - OK, I get it, we can´t post porn, but, now that you are think… 01/11/2014 on A fresh start on flagging... +3
#318 - I though the same. Hey desacabose, where did you get the … 01/09/2014 on Gabe Newell teaches kids... +1
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