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Yo, its me the world's greatest pokemon
I light up the sky at the break of dawn
I'm pikachu, sparking rodent of thunder
making me mad was your biggest blunder
Team rocket-- fears me, Ash ketchum -- worships me
My legacy is greater than you could ever be
Thunder shock, thunder wave, I'll paralyze you
Thunder bolt, I yell PIK-A-CHUU!
(wanna have another rap fight? feel free to change the topic)
lol ur ze best im not that good with pokemon but ill try
listen up right dowb the time hour and day
you know what month it is thats right may
please i dont even want to waste my time with you
get out of here little pikachu
im pretty sure that was onix-pected
all your moves against me a rejected
I am stronger then all you haters i made of rock
listen up NUMBA ON TRAINER IN THE WORLD IS BROCK
Writhe away, you little stone snake
mocking Pikachu was a big mistake
I serve one better than Brock, Misty
I'm purple Jewel-crested Starmie
Stone erodes away by my Hydro-pump
So, rock trash go back to the dump!
listen up your a all a joke
cus the name is gary oak
i started with a little turtle
bad ass mo fos name is squrtle
who i am thats a no brainer
trust me ill become the number one trainer
Gary... remember me? You left me to rot
Now im big and back and you'll hurt a lot
The names Charzard now not Charmander
your insults are a disgrace to all slander
I'll burn you down like the oak you are
Next time you remember the family of char-
My fire blast burns real big and real hot
I'm the baddest pokemon you wish you never caught!
please dont even get me started with you
none of you weaklings can stand up to mu
also im fresh and new this is generation 2
so attack me with anything you desire
ill block off and counter all that fire
ima one man army a force not to be recoged with
my heart so cold and dark like the sith
Your strong with the force, but heres somthing to fear
All that power does you nothing when you cant think clear
My name is Absol, blade of the darkest shadows
Psychic dosen't hurt me its like a walk through the meadows
It's no contest, don't stand a chance, fight me and die
My night slash is critical you wont even get the time to cry
I'm the disaster pokemon, I'm bad luck
well... only to others cause they suck!
(sorry this isnt one of those mainstream guys, but he's my fav, just had to throw him in)
im not very good at pokemon bro ive tried my best any thing else?
and i mean like i dont have much memorys of pokemon to go on =/
pitch any topic
you goood with naruto?
The name's Gaara, the one-tailed beast!
Armies rise against me I enjoy the feast
The earth will obey my every command
Light fades away as your buried in sand
I'm the greatest there's ever been I've never even hurt
I ascend to great size and am shielded by dirt
When the storm subsides you'll finnally see
I can Crush you but you cant touch me
listen cuz its madara
king of the sharingan
im a immortal, you cant kill me
ill capture all the tailed beast you will see
hey garra we still have your beast locked up
we did yo ua favor you were more disgusting then 2 girls 1 cup
ill disappear with a portal
dont even try to touch me mortal
You again Madara? You're not worth my time
I beat and broke you speechless like a mime
Now you've got some tricks and a cute little fox
But the mighty forest obeys me, MY POWER ROCKS!
You're own people... chose me over you
I make the laws, watcha gonna do? sue?
Im Hashirama... sounds to me like you know portal well
far as im concerned, you're the companion cube burn in hell!
the uchiha are to mighty to dont sue
do you know who i am im sasuke better than you and goku
ill put you in magic trense
ill kill you and your hokage friends
in the future konaha ill burn
the wrath of the uchiha you shall learn
now **** of while i kill a the kyubi
now pay attention and learn me
SASUKE THE KING OF SHARINGAN
(sorry, I actually stopped following this show after season 1, heres what i know)
Nice lecture...zzz... you almost done?
Time to start the fight, lets have some fun!
I'm Haku, I'm a deadly deadly ninja assassin
My ice mirrors all around'll make you spin
Am i over there, no im here, needles fall like rain
Me and Zabuza'll break down anyone, without pain
I'm the master of all ice, And I'm so nice
An instant painless death will have to suffice
dont act tough you withering fool
remember who i am your just a tool
im a demon i have no heart
and ill rip each one of you apart
just though i should give you an fyi
i though you were a girl not a guy
so use your ice and rain
this is zabuza i always leave a blood stain
Get out of my sight, go long, go far
go play in the water like the child you are
You wanna fight? Don't you dare look me in the eye
You'll have more water to play once I've made you cry
Whatever move you make I'm one step ahead
And I wont stop until you're dead
My lightning cutter will skewer you and your he/she
Never forget who I am, the sensi KAKASHI!
(yea limit reached)
Listen up you fool lee
you wish you were half as good as me
with the byakugan ll see your chakra
next thing you know you need a docta
So step back or face the 64 palm
you probably be dead but ill walk away calm
So you better make a plan
CUS YOU JUST DONT MESS WITH THE HYUGA CLAN
(it wont let me reply to your post \/... maybe we've reached the limit?)
You've got nothing on me old man
your even slower than my LAN
i mean really dude, thats just sad
MY EPIC speeds make you look bad
You taught me to bend the rules
Now youll wish i was back in skoolz
I'm Fast I'm Lee and I'm also "the rock"
Even Dwayne Johnson gets to mock
listen up kakashi bro
cus when comes to me you blow
This is the demon of leaf
ill benchpress 9000 lb with my teeth
i got speed that cant be seen
ive got tiger blood thats right charlie sheen
now step back to repent and bow
CUS I Am BUSHY BROW
btw check out the comments on this!
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