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    #4 - lupislord
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    (05/21/2011)[-]
    Yo, its me the world's greatest pokemon  
I light up the sky at the break of dawn  
I'm pikachu, sparking rodent of thunder  
making me mad was your biggest blunder  
Team rocket-- fears me, Ash ketchum -- worships me  
My legacy is greater than you could ever be  
Thunder shock, thunder wave, I'll paralyze you  
Thunder bolt, I yell PIK-A-CHUU!  
(wanna have another rap fight? feel free to change the topic)
    Yo, its me the world's greatest pokemon
    I light up the sky at the break of dawn
    I'm pikachu, sparking rodent of thunder
    making me mad was your biggest blunder
    Team rocket-- fears me, Ash ketchum -- worships me
    My legacy is greater than you could ever be
    Thunder shock, thunder wave, I'll paralyze you
    Thunder bolt, I yell PIK-A-CHUU!
    (wanna have another rap fight? feel free to change the topic)
    #5 to #4 - laughstalgic [OP]
    Reply
    (05/22/2011)[-]
    lol ur ze best im not that good with pokemon but ill try  
listen up right dowb the time hour and day  
you know what month it is thats right may  
please i dont even want to waste my time with you  
get out of here little pikachu  
im pretty sure that was onix-pected  
all your moves against me a rejected   
I am stronger then all you haters i made of rock  
listen up NUMBA ON TRAINER IN THE WORLD IS BROCK
    lol ur ze best im not that good with pokemon but ill try
    listen up right dowb the time hour and day
    you know what month it is thats right may
    please i dont even want to waste my time with you
    get out of here little pikachu
    im pretty sure that was onix-pected
    all your moves against me a rejected
    I am stronger then all you haters i made of rock
    listen up NUMBA ON TRAINER IN THE WORLD IS BROCK
    #6 to #5 - lupislord
    Reply
    (05/22/2011)[-]
    Writhe away, you little stone snake  
mocking Pikachu was a big mistake  
I serve one better than Brock, Misty  
I'm purple Jewel-crested Starmie  
Stone erodes away by my Hydro-pump  
So, rock trash go back to the dump!
    Writhe away, you little stone snake
    mocking Pikachu was a big mistake
    I serve one better than Brock, Misty
    I'm purple Jewel-crested Starmie
    Stone erodes away by my Hydro-pump
    So, rock trash go back to the dump!
    #7 to #6 - laughstalgic [OP]
    Reply
    (05/22/2011)[-]
    listen up your a all a joke
    cus the name is gary oak
    i started with a little turtle
    bad ass mo fos name is squrtle
    who i am thats a no brainer
    trust me ill become the number one trainer
    #8 to #7 - laughstalgic [OP]
    Reply
    (05/22/2011)[-]
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    #9 to #8 - lupislord
    Reply
    (05/22/2011)[-]
    Gary... remember me? You left me to rot  
Now im big and back and you'll hurt a lot  
The names Charzard now not Charmander  
your insults are a disgrace to all slander  
I'll burn you down like the oak you are  
Next time you remember the family of char-  
My fire blast burns real big and real hot  
I'm the baddest pokemon you wish you never caught!
    Gary... remember me? You left me to rot
    Now im big and back and you'll hurt a lot
    The names Charzard now not Charmander
    your insults are a disgrace to all slander
    I'll burn you down like the oak you are
    Next time you remember the family of char-
    My fire blast burns real big and real hot
    I'm the baddest pokemon you wish you never caught!
    #10 to #9 - laughstalgic [OP]
    Reply
    (05/22/2011)[-]
    please dont even get me started with you  
none of you weaklings can stand up to mu   
also im fresh and new this is generation 2  
so attack me with anything you desire  
ill block off and counter all that fire  
ima one man army a force not to be recoged with  
my heart so cold and dark like the sith
    please dont even get me started with you
    none of you weaklings can stand up to mu
    also im fresh and new this is generation 2
    so attack me with anything you desire
    ill block off and counter all that fire
    ima one man army a force not to be recoged with
    my heart so cold and dark like the sith
    #11 to #10 - lupislord
    Reply
    (05/23/2011)[-]
    Your strong with the force, but heres somthing to fear  
All that power does you nothing when you cant think clear  
My name is Absol, blade of the darkest shadows  
Psychic dosen't hurt me its like a walk through the meadows  
It's no contest, don't stand a chance, fight me and die  
My night slash is critical you wont even get the time to cry  
I'm the disaster pokemon, I'm bad luck  
well... only to others cause they suck!  
(sorry this isnt one of those mainstream guys, but he's my fav, just had to throw him in)
    Your strong with the force, but heres somthing to fear
    All that power does you nothing when you cant think clear
    My name is Absol, blade of the darkest shadows
    Psychic dosen't hurt me its like a walk through the meadows
    It's no contest, don't stand a chance, fight me and die
    My night slash is critical you wont even get the time to cry
    I'm the disaster pokemon, I'm bad luck
    well... only to others cause they suck!
    (sorry this isnt one of those mainstream guys, but he's my fav, just had to throw him in)
    #12 to #11 - laughstalgic [OP]
    Reply
    (05/23/2011)[-]
    im not very good at pokemon bro ive tried my best any thing else?
    #13 to #12 - laughstalgic [OP]
    Reply
    (05/23/2011)[-]
    and i mean like i dont have much memorys of pokemon to go on =/
    User avatar#14 to #13 - lupislord
    Reply
    (05/23/2011)[-]
    pitch any topic
    #15 to #14 - lupislord
    Reply
    (05/23/2011)[-]
    :)
    :)
    #16 to #15 - laughstalgic [OP]
    Reply
    (05/23/2011)[-]
    you goood with naruto?
    #17 to #16 - lupislord
    Reply
    (05/23/2011)[-]
    The name's Gaara, the one-tailed beast!  
Armies rise against me I enjoy the feast  
The earth will obey my every command  
Light fades away as your buried in sand  
I'm the greatest there's ever been I've never even hurt  
I ascend to great size and am shielded by dirt  
When the storm subsides you'll finnally see  
I can Crush you but you cant touch me
    The name's Gaara, the one-tailed beast!
    Armies rise against me I enjoy the feast
    The earth will obey my every command
    Light fades away as your buried in sand
    I'm the greatest there's ever been I've never even hurt
    I ascend to great size and am shielded by dirt
    When the storm subsides you'll finnally see
    I can Crush you but you cant touch me
    #18 to #17 - laughstalgic [OP]
    Reply
    (05/23/2011)[-]
    listen cuz its madara  
king of the sharingan  
im a immortal, you cant kill me  
ill capture all the tailed beast you will see  
hey garra we still have your beast locked up  
we did yo ua favor you were more disgusting then 2 girls 1 cup  
ill disappear with a portal   
dont even try to touch me mortal
    listen cuz its madara
    king of the sharingan
    im a immortal, you cant kill me
    ill capture all the tailed beast you will see
    hey garra we still have your beast locked up
    we did yo ua favor you were more disgusting then 2 girls 1 cup
    ill disappear with a portal
    dont even try to touch me mortal
    #19 to #18 - lupislord
    Reply
    (05/23/2011)[-]
    You again Madara? You're not worth my time  
I beat and broke you speechless like a mime  
Now you've got some tricks and a cute little fox  
But the mighty forest obeys me, MY POWER ROCKS!  
You're own people... chose me over you  
I make the laws, watcha gonna do? sue?  
Im Hashirama... sounds to me like you know portal well  
far as im concerned, you're the companion cube burn in hell!
    You again Madara? You're not worth my time
    I beat and broke you speechless like a mime
    Now you've got some tricks and a cute little fox
    But the mighty forest obeys me, MY POWER ROCKS!
    You're own people... chose me over you
    I make the laws, watcha gonna do? sue?
    Im Hashirama... sounds to me like you know portal well
    far as im concerned, you're the companion cube burn in hell!
    #20 to #19 - laughstalgic [OP]
    Reply
    (05/23/2011)[-]
    the uchiha are to mighty to dont sue  
do you know who i am im sasuke better than you and goku  
ill put you in magic trense   
ill kill you and your hokage friends  
in the future konaha ill burn  
the wrath of the uchiha you shall learn  
now **** of while i kill a the kyubi  
now pay attention and learn me  
SASUKE THE KING OF SHARINGAN
    the uchiha are to mighty to dont sue
    do you know who i am im sasuke better than you and goku
    ill put you in magic trense
    ill kill you and your hokage friends
    in the future konaha ill burn
    the wrath of the uchiha you shall learn
    now **** of while i kill a the kyubi
    now pay attention and learn me
    SASUKE THE KING OF SHARINGAN
    #21 to #20 - lupislord
    Reply
    (05/24/2011)[-]
    (sorry, I actually stopped following this show after season 1, heres what i know)  
Nice lecture...zzz... you almost done?  
Time to start the fight, lets have some fun!  
I'm Haku, I'm a deadly deadly ninja assassin  
My ice mirrors all around'll make you spin  
Am i over there, no im here, needles fall like rain  
Me and Zabuza'll break down anyone, without pain  
I'm the master of all ice, And I'm so nice  
An instant painless death will have to suffice
    (sorry, I actually stopped following this show after season 1, heres what i know)
    Nice lecture...zzz... you almost done?
    Time to start the fight, lets have some fun!
    I'm Haku, I'm a deadly deadly ninja assassin
    My ice mirrors all around'll make you spin
    Am i over there, no im here, needles fall like rain
    Me and Zabuza'll break down anyone, without pain
    I'm the master of all ice, And I'm so nice
    An instant painless death will have to suffice
    #23 to #21 - laughstalgic [OP]
    Reply
    (05/24/2011)[-]
    dont act tough you withering fool  
remember who i am your just a tool  
im a demon i have no heart  
and ill rip each one of you apart  
just though i should give you an fyi  
i though you were a girl not a guy  
so use your ice and rain  
this is zabuza i always leave a blood stain
    dont act tough you withering fool
    remember who i am your just a tool
    im a demon i have no heart
    and ill rip each one of you apart
    just though i should give you an fyi
    i though you were a girl not a guy
    so use your ice and rain
    this is zabuza i always leave a blood stain
    #24 to #23 - lupislord
    Reply
    (05/24/2011)[-]
    Get out of my sight, go long, go far  
go play in the water like the child you are  
You wanna fight? Don't you dare look me in the eye  
You'll have more water to play once I've made you cry  
Whatever move you make I'm one step ahead  
And I wont stop until you're dead  
My lightning cutter will skewer you and your he/she  
Never forget who I am, the sensi KAKASHI!
    Get out of my sight, go long, go far
    go play in the water like the child you are
    You wanna fight? Don't you dare look me in the eye
    You'll have more water to play once I've made you cry
    Whatever move you make I'm one step ahead
    And I wont stop until you're dead
    My lightning cutter will skewer you and your he/she
    Never forget who I am, the sensi KAKASHI!
    #35 to #24 - laughstalgic [OP]
    (05/28/2011)[-]
    (yea limit reached)  
Listen up you fool lee  
you wish you were half as good as me  
with the byakugan ll see your chakra   
next thing you know you need a docta  
So step back or face the 64 palm  
you probably be dead but ill walk away calm  
So you better make a plan  
CUS YOU JUST DONT MESS WITH THE HYUGA CLAN
    (yea limit reached)
    Listen up you fool lee
    you wish you were half as good as me
    with the byakugan ll see your chakra
    next thing you know you need a docta
    So step back or face the 64 palm
    you probably be dead but ill walk away calm
    So you better make a plan
    CUS YOU JUST DONT MESS WITH THE HYUGA CLAN
    #34 to #24 - lupislord
    (05/27/2011)[-]
    (it wont let me reply to your post \/... maybe we've reached the limit?)  
You've got nothing on me old man  
your even slower than my LAN  
i mean really dude, thats just sad  
MY EPIC speeds make you look bad  
You taught me to bend the rules  
Now youll wish i was back in skoolz  
I'm Fast I'm Lee and I'm also  "the rock"  
Even Dwayne Johnson gets to mock
    (it wont let me reply to your post \/... maybe we've reached the limit?)
    You've got nothing on me old man
    your even slower than my LAN
    i mean really dude, thats just sad
    MY EPIC speeds make you look bad
    You taught me to bend the rules
    Now youll wish i was back in skoolz
    I'm Fast I'm Lee and I'm also "the rock"
    Even Dwayne Johnson gets to mock
    #28 to #24 - laughstalgic [OP]
    (05/27/2011)[-]
    listen up kakashi bro  
cus when comes to me you blow  
This is the demon of leaf  
ill benchpress 9000 lb with my teeth  
i got speed that cant be seen  
ive got tiger blood thats right charlie sheen  
now step back to repent and bow  
CUS I Am BUSHY BROW
    listen up kakashi bro
    cus when comes to me you blow
    This is the demon of leaf
    ill benchpress 9000 lb with my teeth
    i got speed that cant be seen
    ive got tiger blood thats right charlie sheen
    now step back to repent and bow
    CUS I Am BUSHY BROW
    User avatar#22 to #21 - lupislord
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    (05/24/2011)[-]
    btw check out the comments on this!

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