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laughingcarrot

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Gender: male
Age: 112
Date Signed Up:1/23/2011
Last Login:7/23/2015
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Content Ranking:#7574
Comment Ranking:#15912
Highest Content Rank:#1257
Highest Comment Rank:#2236
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Comment Thumbs: 2749 total,  3814 ,  1065
Content Level Progress: 38% (38/100)
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Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:3
Content Views:123886
Times Content Favorited:745 times
Total Comments Made:843
FJ Points:7391

latest user's comments

#2506750 - I'm white, thank you very much. 01/05/2013 on Autism Board 0
#62 - Original photographer of the iPad. Sorry for the confusion.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2013 on Read Description 0
#152 - Fagela (01/04/2013) [-]
Oh shit, I should've thought that through. *facepalm*
#13 - Comment deleted 01/04/2013 on 'Merica -1
#55 - Because he's not a faggot. He's.... FABULOUS! 01/03/2013 on Read Description 0
#53 - Well. That would make OP a faggot. And we don't take too kindl…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2013 on Read Description +4
#54 - luckyspirit (01/03/2013) [-]
Then explain heartlessrobot's post in comment 20.
User avatar #55 - laughingcarrot (01/03/2013) [-]
Because he's not a faggot. He's....
FABULOUS!
#49 - Well...that's lying. It's like taking a C&H comic and sayi…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/03/2013 on Read Description +7
#52 - luckyspirit (01/03/2013) [-]
Then that's the poster's problem. Why should we care?
#53 - laughingcarrot (01/03/2013) [-]
Well. That would make OP a faggot. And we don't take too kindly to faggots, don't we?
#54 - luckyspirit (01/03/2013) [-]
Then explain heartlessrobot's post in comment 20.
User avatar #55 - laughingcarrot (01/03/2013) [-]
Because he's not a faggot. He's....
FABULOUS!
#23 - Oh you know. New Minecraft updates transfer over to real life. 01/03/2013 on get out of the kitchen 0
#41 - It's just that OP is claiming he is the original photographer.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/03/2013 on Read Description +7
User avatar #61 - Fagela (01/04/2013) [-]
He said he found it on the devices, how is that claiming, unless I'm missing something?
User avatar #62 - laughingcarrot (01/04/2013) [-]
Original photographer of the iPad. Sorry for the confusion.
#152 - Fagela (01/04/2013) [-]
Oh shit, I should've thought that through. *facepalm*
User avatar #48 - luckyspirit (01/03/2013) [-]
WHo gives a shit?
#49 - laughingcarrot (01/03/2013) [-]
Well...that's lying. It's like taking a C&H comic and saying you drew it.
#52 - luckyspirit (01/03/2013) [-]
Then that's the poster's problem. Why should we care?
#53 - laughingcarrot (01/03/2013) [-]
Well. That would make OP a faggot. And we don't take too kindly to faggots, don't we?
#54 - luckyspirit (01/03/2013) [-]
Then explain heartlessrobot's post in comment 20.
User avatar #55 - laughingcarrot (01/03/2013) [-]
Because he's not a faggot. He's....
FABULOUS!
#101 - Picture 01/02/2013 on Fail. +1
#3237 - You can't directly link morals to the Bible. The two couldn't … 01/02/2013 on Religion Board -2
#192 - I didn't have to look at the description to know this is from …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2012 on Korra +9
#407 - frenchbreadstick (01/01/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #209 - notmadguy (12/31/2012) [-]
ROFL, source to that .gif please? I swear I will use tons of proxies and thumb you up so many times.
#207 - fuckyouiamcat (12/31/2012) [-]
Not sure if that girl is jammin' out or really having a seizure.
#82 - Oh alrighty. 12/31/2012 on This isn't on here enough +1
#80 - The next millions of years are not soon.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2012 on This isn't on here enough +1
User avatar #81 - chevah (12/31/2012) [-]
soon for a star/sun I meant, considering how long they live, my bad.
#82 - laughingcarrot (12/31/2012) [-]
Oh alrighty.
#70 - It's much less the fedora, but the lanky boys wearing them.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2012 on sexy ass kat 0
User avatar #81 - isradam (12/29/2012) [-]
Nono, those "fedoras" are accutely cone shaped, making you look like you're wearing a wannabe wizard hat.
#67 - The truth is that Germans don't even like Rammstein. Because t… 12/29/2012 on I hate this so much... -1
#39 - Actually, there is quite the substantial amount of evidence. S… 12/29/2012 on Good Point Bill -1
#59 - And this is why furries exist.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2012 on sexy ass kat +14
User avatar #68 - isradam (12/29/2012) [-]
I have been looking for a fedora (an actual one like on the left, not that shit on the right) for years...
#76 - TheRivermanStyx (12/29/2012) [-]
The real fedoras cost a lot of money. I was fortunate to inherit one from a friend who is in his sixties or seventies. It was his and he got it from the fifties. It's a beautiful hat. I went to a store that I found that had similar hats...$195.99 for it.
#70 - laughingcarrot (12/29/2012) [-]
It's much less the fedora, but the lanky boys wearing them.
User avatar #81 - isradam (12/29/2012) [-]
Nono, those "fedoras" are accutely cone shaped, making you look like you're wearing a wannabe wizard hat.
#37 - >Implying the friend zone exists.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/29/2012 on K +25
#88 - sweateagle (12/29/2012) [-]
#75 - darkjustifier (12/29/2012) [-]
It does exist it's just easier to get out of then most think.
User avatar #79 - crazehtoast (12/29/2012) [-]
I've been denied twice. Two years, two different girls... denied. Second one an alright friend, first one insanely good friend.
I'll just give up being the initiative person because that didn't work out two times in a row.
If the new mystery girl likes me enough to start it, then I won't be the one hurt.
#81 - darkjustifier (12/29/2012) [-]
Just keep tryin you'll find her mate and you'll get your girl.
User avatar #86 - crazehtoast (12/29/2012) [-]
Thank you for the cheer-up picture and advice.
Just kind of sad that after all the advice I read on this site, all the little encouraging words, I still get let down. There's a difference between expecting a let down and expecting a storybook happy ending, and both times I was expecting the latter, due to encouragement from friends and a gradual build-up of my confidence. I won't tell you my life story, but...
TL;DR Thanks for the nice picture :)
User avatar #87 - darkjustifier (12/29/2012) [-]
There is always gonna be a let down, you just gotta pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and walk away with a smile and a laugh.
#65 - Except the friendzone doesn't exist. Just betas complaining th… 12/28/2012 on How to touch a woman. +9
#37 - Agreed. Just because you treat a woman with the bare minimum a… 12/28/2012 on Today's World +3
#30 - Picture 12/28/2012 on Perspectives +8
#87 - It is on the right.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2012 on Left to Right: American, N... 0
User avatar #100 - supersecretstuff (12/24/2012) [-]
I'm aware it is on the right, that's why I said it, because anon didn't understand that name is on the right, branch on the left.
#81 - Comment deleted 12/16/2012 on The only acceptable repost 0
#98 - Is it set to wumbo? 12/16/2012 on stupid cats +7
#49 - Picture 12/15/2012 on Reality +11

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User avatar #90 - LomFreeman (07/22/2011) [-]
Ha!
User avatar #89 - LomFreeman (07/22/2011) [-]
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Is Dmitry a badass Russian?
User avatar #88 - laughingcarrot (06/25/2011) [-]
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User avatar #87 - laughingcarrot (06/25/2011) [-]
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User avatar #86 - LomFreeman (06/25/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 44**

:l
#85 - LomFreeman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #83 - LomFreeman (04/05/2011) [-]
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Dubs? Y no trip?
User avatar #84 to #126 - LomFreeman (04/05/2011) [-]
Ah, nevermind. :3
User avatar #82 - LomFreeman (04/04/2011) [-]
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**** yeah.
#73 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
Will Dmitry be able to suck his own dick?
User avatar #74 to #116 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
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User avatar #75 to #117 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
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User avatar #76 to #118 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
lulz.
User avatar #77 to #119 - laughingcarrot (04/03/2011) [-]
It's a secret. :P
User avatar #78 to #120 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 6**

Oh magic ball!
Will I meet Dmitry in real life?
User avatar #79 to #121 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 3**
Let me again...

Will I meet Dmitry in real life with a rabbit suit?
User avatar #80 to #122 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
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=___=

Same question.
User avatar #81 to #123 - LomFreeman (04/03/2011) [-]
Sweet. :D
#61 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
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Is dmitry my son?
User avatar #62 to #104 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
But but.. I love him.. :(
User avatar #63 to #105 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 8**
User avatar #64 to #106 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
Tis true.
#65 to #107 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
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one more...
Is Dmitry's mother younger than Dmitry?
User avatar #66 to #108 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
Faggot. You aren't funny anymore.
User avatar #67 to #109 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
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Is Jordan a glorious winged faggot?
User avatar #68 to #110 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
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Is Dmiry a girl?
User avatar #69 to #111 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 4** PHUCK!
Is Jordan a commie?
User avatar #70 to #112 - LomFreeman (03/28/2011) [-]
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Does Dmitry have a spider up his ass?
User avatar #72 to #113 - laughingcarrot (03/28/2011) [-]
Sad fase...
#60 to #102 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
And here's the final..
It's in spanish for *Serious Business bro*
User avatar #45 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 585**
Single, I do ******* nothing.
Double, I take a pineapple up my ass.
Trips, I will worship Dmitry.
User avatar #46 to #88 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
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Trips pl0x.
User avatar #47 to #89 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
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Hey if it's a trip, I will let you to **** my sister.
User avatar #48 to #90 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
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Trips and I blow myself up for allah.
User avatar #50 to #92 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
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3 + 5 =
User avatar #52 to #93 - laughingcarrot (03/27/2011) [-]
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Quads pl0x.
User avatar #53 to #95 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
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Singles, I do ******* nothing
Doubles, I will suck Dmitry's *bleep*
Trips, I will worship Dmitry forever.
Quads, I will give Dmitry my life.
User avatar #54 to #96 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
Aw shuck.
User avatar #51 to #93 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
3 + 5 = 9?
Sounds legit.
#43 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
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Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #44 to #86 - LomFreeman (03/27/2011) [-]
That was close.
Guess FJ doesn't want me to delete my own account.
User avatar #41 - laughingcarrot (03/25/2011) [-]
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User avatar #40 - LomFreeman (03/20/2011) [-]
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Douchebag
User avatar #38 - LomFreeman (03/14/2011) [-]
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Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #39 to #39 - LomFreeman (03/14/2011) [-]
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User avatar #32 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
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Trips, I delete my account.
User avatar #34 to #33 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
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Actually, one more time.

TRIPS, I WILL DELETE MY ACCOUNT.
User avatar #35 to #35 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
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**** you.
User avatar #36 to #36 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
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**** YOU **** YOU **** YOOOU!
User avatar #33 to #33 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #37 to #34 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
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**** YOU MAN.
#31 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
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User avatar #27 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
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If this is 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9.
I'm a faggot.
User avatar #28 to #28 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
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Trips, there is a god.
User avatar #29 to #29 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Well **** .
User avatar #30 to #30 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
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User avatar #22 - laughingcarrot (03/13/2011) [-]
**laughingcarrot rolls 211,116**
Sextuplets?
User avatar #26 to #23 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
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6?
User avatar #24 to #23 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
Congrat...
User avatar #23 to #23 - laughingcarrot (03/13/2011) [-]
QUADS!
User avatar #25 to #24 - LomFreeman (03/13/2011) [-]
**LomFreeman rolls 5,887**

Nah.. let me try, bro.
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