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#43 - You're a massive, unforgiving, shameless samefag.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2015 on screech +55
User avatar #99 - budbrown (02/25/2015) [-]
and i aint even mad
User avatar #92 - schnizel (02/25/2015) [-]
Why the hate?
#57 - I walk up to the club like, wuddup I can range you with a mele… 02/05/2015 on Halberd information comp 0
#191 - I was waiting for Knuckles to say in a matter of fact voice: &… 02/05/2015 on Mfw all these comps on FJ +1
#95 - best part 02/05/2015 on Patriarchy Comp +1
#153 - I got the game for 7 dollars on steam... and yes. Better peopl…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on A new light on our favorite... +3
User avatar #158 - hourlyb (02/04/2015) [-]
Those "better people" are fucking detached then, thinking the actions in a videogame are like actions in real life.
#135 - OH LAWD JESUS -- when you're playing Civilization: Beyond Eart… 02/04/2015 on The Government +2
#145 - Major spoilers + commentary The real point of Spec Ops: …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/04/2015 on A new light on our favorite... +8
User avatar #149 - hourlyb (02/04/2015) [-]
So, a better person is someone who will willing throw away $20-$60 because of some fake violence.
Right. Sounds retarded to me.
User avatar #165 - llpanic (02/04/2015) [-]
Well... I see it more like a yuxtaposition between how most war games views war and military, everytime you find adversity on a game or a setback in any story you expect things to go better by the end and spec ops knows that, it plays with your expectations, when you see that WP scene you tell yourself (he surely will mend this mistake somehow) but as the story progresses you feel how the main character is going out of control even from you, the player, and the later stages you don't even know how much of what you see is real. And in the end the game let's you choose the final verdict on walker
User avatar #170 - hourlyb (02/04/2015) [-]
I still say it is not done as well as it could have. Have it so that Walker can feel guilt for any number of things, not just one thing the writers force you to choose.
#185 - anonexplains (02/04/2015) [-]
What? How long has it been since you played that game? Not just the white phosphorus, He feels guilt for every soldier of the damned 33rd he had to kill, he feels guilt for destroying the last of the city's water supply, he feels guilt for the death of his teammates, he feels guilt for the natives he put down who were just trying to make things right again, and then depending on your choices, he feels guilt for opening fire on a crowd of civilians, even if they did just lynch his teammate. The entire game is one long-ass guilt trip about how we kill so many "people" emotionlessly just to complete a game without even thinking about it. That's the parody. Call of duty rewards you for taking as many lives as possible. This game damns you.
User avatar #211 - hourlyb (02/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, but it all starts with the civilians. Everything snowballs from there.
#153 - larknok (02/04/2015) [-]
I got the game for 7 dollars on steam... and yes. Better people would have stopped playing the game on some other console and returned it.
User avatar #158 - hourlyb (02/04/2015) [-]
Those "better people" are fucking detached then, thinking the actions in a videogame are like actions in real life.
#611 - yeaahhh boiii 02/03/2015 on When your username changes... 0
#248 - Bertrand Russell, a clear extroverted philosopher -- noted tha… 01/31/2015 on Darwin's Defeat 0
#26 - To make a vague distinction: only for those with extremely ext…  [+] (24 new replies) 01/30/2015 on Darwin's Defeat -8
User avatar #162 - davyjonesbooty (01/31/2015) [-]
Nigga everyone needs something or someone to talk to. Think about muthafuckin Wilson from Cast Away. Without a person to talk to, you'd quickly go insane, which is why Tom Hanks' character had Wilson to talk to. If he didn't have something to talk to, he'd be internalising everything and having no social outlet which would screw his sanity over.

Solitude is a fucking curse. That's why Solitary Confinement can be used as "torture" in prison nigga
User avatar #29 - ninjaroo (01/30/2015) [-]
That distinction doesn't actually exist.
User avatar #31 - lolollo (01/30/2015) [-]
What distinction? Between extroversion and introversion? How do you figure?
User avatar #32 - ninjaroo (01/30/2015) [-]
No, between solitary being a torture for one but not the other.
#248 - larknok (01/31/2015) [-]
Bertrand Russell, a clear extroverted philosopher -- noted that the had few friends, and could only really reside in his brilliant uncle in his youth. He hated his childhood and often contemplated suicide. He wrote at length about how this was a cause of a lot of his misery until he became an incredibly out-going and social man.

I had a very similar childhood, except I never found it once debilitating or unbearable.

OF COURSE "no human contact at all" is torture -- but I'm talking about living with small amounts of contact -- just as much as you like.
#38 - anonexplains (01/30/2015) [-]
Solitude actually isn't torture for the mad it only enhances their insanity.
User avatar #34 - testaburger (01/30/2015) [-]
It really depends what you mean by solitude.

Forced solitude can definitely be torture.

Voluntary solitude? Not so much.
User avatar #33 - lolollo (01/30/2015) [-]
So you're telling me 100% of people on the planet view solitude the exact same way?
User avatar #35 - ninjaroo (01/30/2015) [-]
Not at all. People have different views on being mauled by a bear, but you either see it as a bad thing or you already have something wrong going on upstairs. We're social creatures, and whether or not you crave interaction the overwhelming majority of people need it or they'll just slowly break down.

testaburger, it's not solitude if you can contact people. Even if you choose to leave, at some point you'll change your mind.
User avatar #54 - testaburger (01/30/2015) [-]
What about the thousands of hermits who live by themselves?
User avatar #58 - ninjaroo (01/30/2015) [-]
I haven't exactly researched hermits, but from what I know they live in families, live on the edges of society and have a small amount of contact, or come off as raving lunatics.

I mean, my google search of "isolated hermits" came up with www.oddee.com/item_98706.aspx, which includes families, a delusional Japanese soldier, a native who kills people on sight, and people with plenty of contact with other people. The only questionable cases are are #2 and #7.
User avatar #59 - testaburger (01/30/2015) [-]
There are those tibetan hermits who live all alone in the mountains, being spiritual and shit
Pretty sure they don't talk to their buddies regularly
User avatar #61 - ninjaroo (01/30/2015) [-]
Google tells me Tibetan hermits get visitors.


"The hermit had inherited the cave-dwelling from three generations of lamas, so that it held an accumulation of many objects of comfort and assuage. Still, the hermit had never left the vicinity of his abode, and while he received visitors he lived austerely, never lying down to sleep, for instance, using instead a gamti or meditation box in which he sat upright."

To be fair, this is a bit of a catch-22. To find an example of someone who had no contact with another human, someone would have had to have contact with them.
User avatar #62 - testaburger (01/30/2015) [-]
"To find an example of someone who had no contact with another human, someone would have had to have contact with them."

I was just about to say that google wouldn't know about the guys nobody talks to
User avatar #63 - ninjaroo (01/30/2015) [-]
Even if we assume there's people out there living totally alone and are no worse for wear, I did say "overwhelming majority of people", not "everyone"
User avatar #66 - testaburger (01/30/2015) [-]
In which case I have no disagreement.

Dunno why I didn't see that.
User avatar #36 - lolollo (01/30/2015) [-]
You're heavily extroverted, aren't you?
User avatar #37 - ninjaroo (01/30/2015) [-]
Not even a little bit
User avatar #39 - lolollo (01/30/2015) [-]
Then you must have something wrong going on upstairs, as per your own statement.
User avatar #40 - ninjaroo (01/30/2015) [-]
Being introverted is worlds away from living in solitude.
User avatar #41 - lolollo (01/30/2015) [-]
No one is talking about true solitude, either. The initial comment was in the value that's placed on solitude. You're the one who came in with this idea of "Well if you can make social connections, it's not real solitude!" which is asinine because the same can be said about the lizard in the contact. He was simply the last of his species, he could still make social connections with every advanced species already a part of the galactic social network.
User avatar #42 - ninjaroo (01/30/2015) [-]
The initial comment was "The idea that solitude is a curse is bullshit"
#179 - migueldecervantes (01/31/2015) [-]
You are an intelligent person and I like you.
User avatar #43 - lolollo (01/30/2015) [-]
I'm thinking his connotation was precisely the same as yours, as in "the absolute phrase 'solitude is a curse' is bullshit."

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#2 - dashgamer (01/22/2015) [-]
Who are you?
#3 to #2 - larknok (01/22/2015) [-]
A giant faggot who likes tiny horses, Philosophy, Astrophysics, and Sid Meier games.
#4 to #3 - dashgamer (01/22/2015) [-]
Sid Meier ******* sucks.
You should try Total War games.
#5 to #4 - larknok (01/22/2015) [-]
Doant b ghey - total war is cool, but wargame: red dragon is better.
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