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Date Signed Up:4/01/2014
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#5 - heh, fag. 06/27/2015 on Based Mastodon 0
#104 - Meanwhile it's the pro-gay pastors that set themselves on fire. 06/27/2015 on Well? +1
#25 - I bet you say that to all the boys.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2015 on Finally... 0
#26 - pridefulmatthew (06/27/2015) [-]
Only the sexy ones ;)
#23 - Your tactic for seducing a gay man is acting like a woman? Yer…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Finally... 0
#24 - pridefulmatthew (06/27/2015) [-]
Dude everyone needs someone to hold them at times. But you are a fun person, I like you.
User avatar #25 - languagexplain (06/27/2015) [-]
I bet you say that to all the boys.
#26 - pridefulmatthew (06/27/2015) [-]
Only the sexy ones ;)
#21 - It takes more effort than that to get in my pants bruh ;) …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Finally... +1
#22 - pridefulmatthew (06/27/2015) [-]
I'll hold you when you cry?
User avatar #23 - languagexplain (06/27/2015) [-]
Your tactic for seducing a gay man is acting like a woman? Yer homo-game needs work.
#24 - pridefulmatthew (06/27/2015) [-]
Dude everyone needs someone to hold them at times. But you are a fun person, I like you.
User avatar #25 - languagexplain (06/27/2015) [-]
I bet you say that to all the boys.
#26 - pridefulmatthew (06/27/2015) [-]
Only the sexy ones ;)
#19 - dammit you men are all the same. Gay or straight. Only thinkin…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Finally... +1
#20 - pridefulmatthew (06/27/2015) [-]
but....I love you...
User avatar #21 - languagexplain (06/27/2015) [-]
It takes more effort than that to get in my pants bruh ;) keep trying.
#22 - pridefulmatthew (06/27/2015) [-]
I'll hold you when you cry?
User avatar #23 - languagexplain (06/27/2015) [-]
Your tactic for seducing a gay man is acting like a woman? Yer homo-game needs work.
#24 - pridefulmatthew (06/27/2015) [-]
Dude everyone needs someone to hold them at times. But you are a fun person, I like you.
User avatar #25 - languagexplain (06/27/2015) [-]
I bet you say that to all the boys.
#26 - pridefulmatthew (06/27/2015) [-]
Only the sexy ones ;)
#17 - Shouldn't we get to know eachother first?  [+] (9 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Finally... +1
#18 - pridefulmatthew (06/27/2015) [-]
I mean.....I already spit on my hand so....

I'll be gently bby

You are fun lol
User avatar #19 - languagexplain (06/27/2015) [-]
dammit you men are all the same. Gay or straight. Only thinking about one thing.
#20 - pridefulmatthew (06/27/2015) [-]
but....I love you...
User avatar #21 - languagexplain (06/27/2015) [-]
It takes more effort than that to get in my pants bruh ;) keep trying.
#22 - pridefulmatthew (06/27/2015) [-]
I'll hold you when you cry?
User avatar #23 - languagexplain (06/27/2015) [-]
Your tactic for seducing a gay man is acting like a woman? Yer homo-game needs work.
#24 - pridefulmatthew (06/27/2015) [-]
Dude everyone needs someone to hold them at times. But you are a fun person, I like you.
User avatar #25 - languagexplain (06/27/2015) [-]
I bet you say that to all the boys.
#26 - pridefulmatthew (06/27/2015) [-]
Only the sexy ones ;)
#15 - Yes, actually.  [+] (11 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Finally... +2
#16 - pridefulmatthew (06/27/2015) [-]
I'm down. Should I bite the pillow or you?
User avatar #17 - languagexplain (06/27/2015) [-]
Shouldn't we get to know eachother first?
#18 - pridefulmatthew (06/27/2015) [-]
I mean.....I already spit on my hand so....

I'll be gently bby

You are fun lol
User avatar #19 - languagexplain (06/27/2015) [-]
dammit you men are all the same. Gay or straight. Only thinking about one thing.
#20 - pridefulmatthew (06/27/2015) [-]
but....I love you...
User avatar #21 - languagexplain (06/27/2015) [-]
It takes more effort than that to get in my pants bruh ;) keep trying.
#22 - pridefulmatthew (06/27/2015) [-]
I'll hold you when you cry?
User avatar #23 - languagexplain (06/27/2015) [-]
Your tactic for seducing a gay man is acting like a woman? Yer homo-game needs work.
#24 - pridefulmatthew (06/27/2015) [-]
Dude everyone needs someone to hold them at times. But you are a fun person, I like you.
User avatar #25 - languagexplain (06/27/2015) [-]
I bet you say that to all the boys.
#26 - pridefulmatthew (06/27/2015) [-]
Only the sexy ones ;)
#72 - Thanks, but will you actually suck my dick? 06/26/2015 on 15 Items Or Less 0
#66 - It's just confusing when multiple rascals respond to my commen… 06/26/2015 on 15 Items Or Less 0

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User avatar #74 - vgoo (05/06/2015) [-]
Sorry I had to go do college stuff.
User avatar #68 - anonymousperson (03/24/2015) [-]
Would you be interested in a book that most likely would deepen your knowledge of the English language?
Inb4 dictionary
User avatar #69 to #68 - languagexplain (03/24/2015) [-]
As long as it doesn't cost me money, sure.
User avatar #70 to #69 - anonymousperson (03/24/2015) [-]
Id suggest trying to find an online version of "The Etymologicon".
It's amazing how in depth he goes about the reason behind words we use every day and many really useful dead words
User avatar #71 to #70 - languagexplain (03/25/2015) [-]
With a name like that, you can't go wrong.
User avatar #72 to #71 - anonymousperson (03/25/2015) [-]
Like the word gorm
User avatar #58 - gabeinated (01/12/2015) [-]
do you have a degree in english?
User avatar #60 to #59 - gabeinated (01/12/2015) [-]
ok good
User avatar #62 to #61 - gabeinated (01/12/2015) [-]
i wouldn't trust you as much without one
User avatar #63 to #62 - languagexplain (01/12/2015) [-]
I'm languagexplain, not englishxplain.
I specialise in cognitive linguistics.
User avatar #64 to #63 - gabeinated (01/12/2015) [-]
oh. thats also good. thanks, i previously did not know the difference.
User avatar #65 to #64 - languagexplain (01/12/2015) [-]
Don't hesitate to summon me for any language related questions though. If I don't already know I can probably find out soon enough.
User avatar #54 - zahidlol (12/23/2014) [-]
G.I.F.

how do you pronounce it
User avatar #55 to #54 - languagexplain (12/23/2014) [-]
My native tongue is Dutch and I pronounce it with a dutch soft 'g', even in English, because the other alternatives feel unnatural to me.
User avatar #56 to #55 - zahidlol (12/24/2014) [-]


ok, fine. imma forgive you for pronouncing it like peanutbutter

only cause you're dutch
User avatar #57 to #56 - languagexplain (12/26/2014) [-]
I don't pronounce it like peanutbutter, the dutch 'g' does not occur in English. Also i'm Belgian.
User avatar #53 - languagexplain (10/10/2014) [-]
Occasionally.
#50 - mahittamane (09/23/2014) [-]
a nika gotsa nut mane warup
User avatar #51 to #50 - languagexplain (09/23/2014) [-]
And the point of this is?
#52 to #51 - mahittamane (09/23/2014) [-]
jus sayen i gota buss a fat ass nut
#30 - sirbrentcoe (08/19/2014) [-]
first rough
User avatar #31 to #30 - languagexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
Looks great, But languagexplain only has 1 'e' in it.

Also I'd prefer if it said something else on the bottom, I'm not sure what yet though.
User avatar #32 to #31 - sirbrentcoe (08/19/2014) [-]
what's your native tongue?
User avatar #33 to #32 - languagexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
I don't want that to matter.
User avatar #35 to #33 - sirbrentcoe (08/19/2014) [-]
or we could do 'Exponere, et linguae Context,' 'To explain language and context' in latin
User avatar #37 to #35 - languagexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
You just took that through google translate didn't you.
User avatar #39 to #37 - sirbrentcoe (08/19/2014) [-]
I used a English-Latin dictionary, their are variations available. Nothing for context, I did try google for that one.
User avatar #40 to #39 - languagexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
Could use Wittgenstein's quote. "The limits of my language are the limits of my world." but that seems pompous again.

Maybe a pun?

Chomsky? Yeah I Noam!
User avatar #41 to #40 - sirbrentcoe (08/19/2014) [-]
I like the quote, to be honest. But it's up to you buddy.
User avatar #42 to #41 - languagexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
"Putting the antics in semantics."
#43 to #42 - sirbrentcoe (08/19/2014) [-]
there you go buddy. that work for you?
User avatar #44 to #43 - languagexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
Can you do some minor adjustments still? for the sake of my perfectionism?
I'd like the e in languagexplain to not be capitalized, and the first letter of Antics and Semantics to be capitalized instead.

Also the period at the end dpesn't seem necessary.
User avatar #47 to #46 - languagexplain (08/24/2014) [-]
******* A. Thanks bro.
User avatar #48 to #47 - sirbrentcoe (08/24/2014) [-]
you got it man
#49 to #48 - languagexplain (08/24/2014) [-]
Well yeah I got it. I got it right here.
User avatar #45 to #44 - sirbrentcoe (08/19/2014) [-]
that's what we're doing, editing!
User avatar #34 to #33 - sirbrentcoe (08/19/2014) [-]
oh, i was just gonna taylor a movie qoute to it, like 'English, ************ . Do you speak it?' and do you like the flags or no?
User avatar #36 to #34 - languagexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
I like the flags very much, they're more subtle than just the list of languages.
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User avatar #22 - User (07/31/2014) [-]
Does you account have a higher purpose?
User avatar #23 to #22 - languagexplain (08/01/2014) [-]
Your question confuses me.
User avatar #24 to #23 - User (08/01/2014) [-]
Does your account exist to explain languages or grammar stuff?
User avatar #25 to #24 - languagexplain (08/01/2014) [-]
Anything related to languages, if it's within my abilities to explain.
User avatar #26 to #25 - User (08/01/2014) [-]
Icee.
User avatar #27 to #26 - languagexplain (08/01/2014) [-]
Why are you asking?
User avatar #28 to #27 - User (08/01/2014) [-]
Just curious.
User avatar #29 to #28 - languagexplain (08/01/2014) [-]
Ooooookay then. I'll just... carry on...
User avatar #18 - russianexplain (07/08/2014) [-]
Privet bratuxa, hows work?
User avatar #19 to #18 - languagexplain (07/08/2014) [-]
Not a lot of summons, maybe once a month. you?
User avatar #20 to #19 - russianexplain (07/08/2014) [-]
really really calm nowadays, hows it going?
User avatar #21 to #20 - languagexplain (07/08/2014) [-]
Okay, I guess. Just checking out 's legit links.
I'm so fresh I don't even need coloured text.
#17 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#15 - presidentmoose (06/10/2014) [-]
I love how you're still using the avatar I made you
User avatar #16 to #15 - languagexplain (06/10/2014) [-]
What can I say? It's an awesome avatar.
#12 - wbrehmer (05/08/2014) [-]
You have 17 different explain accounts?
You have 17 different explain accounts?
User avatar #13 to #12 - wbrehmer (05/08/2014) [-]
Or are there really 17 different people that explain specific things? explain
User avatar #14 to #13 - languagexplain (05/09/2014) [-]
There are about 200 different explain accounts, most of them have already quit. And most of them are all different people.
User avatar #11 - dndxplain ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
we should have sex while camping.
it's ******* in tents.
#1 - cannabisexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
I'm was messin with you, finished this 2 hours ago, Hahaha
User avatar #3 to #1 - languagexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Oh god, this is genius.

Just 1 thing, can you give him the scarf from the original image back? That'd be awesome.
#5 to #3 - cannabisexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
and the emblem
#4 to #3 - cannabisexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Here's the original have fun
User avatar #6 to #4 - languagexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Never mind, I have 0 skill
#7 to #6 - cannabisexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
There you go professional to the max! words are a joke dont take it personally
User avatar #8 to #7 - languagexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Okay, I'll remove the words though! :p
User avatar #2 to #1 - cannabisexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
just needs a touch up Haha
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