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landerp

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:10/24/2012
Last Login:8/31/2015
Location:America
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 6444 total,  7323 ,  879
Comment Thumbs: 7778 total,  8830 ,  1052
Content Level Progress: 23% (23/100)
Level 149 Content: Faptastic → Level 150 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 54% (54/100)
Level 263 Comments: Pure Win → Level 264 Comments: Pure Win
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Content Views:367308
Times Content Favorited:308 times
Total Comments Made:2311
FJ Points:11198
Favorite Tags: do (2) | fuck (2) | nigga (2) | shit (2) | the (2) | why (2)

latest user's comments

#85 - Then do as you please and shine on, you portly diamond. 01/22/2015 on Kinky 0
#54 - I assume they eat more ass than heteros since the asshole is t…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2015 on Coming Out 0
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#65 - professorbob (01/22/2015) [-]
Then what does that make the dick?
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#69 - ferrettamer (01/22/2015) [-]
titties
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#71 - professorbob (01/22/2015) [-]
I guess that makes the nips the anus.

Gentlemen, we have discovered a real life case of shitting dick nipples.
#82 - Ah. This is what I generally picture when I think of "mor…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2015 on Kinky 0
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#84 - mrgoodlove (01/22/2015) [-]
But when you're as funny as me and everybody wants to give you cookies, it does. I'm not really that cocky or funny by the way.
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#90 - stifflimb (01/22/2015) [-]
Dont worry I'll support you and give you a cookie by placing it at the top of an escelator thats going downwards, nog go get it!
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#91 - stifflimb (01/22/2015) [-]
*Now go get it xP
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#85 - landerp (01/22/2015) [-]
Then do as you please and shine on, you portly diamond.
#48 - Well now he can accurately tell his mom "this dinner tast…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/22/2015 on Coming Out 0
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#50 - professorbob (01/22/2015) [-]
Dick makes sense, but why ass? Seems to me like heterofags would taste it more sense de pusi is closer.
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#54 - landerp (01/22/2015) [-]
I assume they eat more ass than heteros since the asshole is the gay man's vagina.
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#65 - professorbob (01/22/2015) [-]
Then what does that make the dick?
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#69 - ferrettamer (01/22/2015) [-]
titties
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#71 - professorbob (01/22/2015) [-]
I guess that makes the nips the anus.

Gentlemen, we have discovered a real life case of shitting dick nipples.
#77 - Progress  [+] (6 new replies) 01/22/2015 on Kinky 0
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#81 - mrgoodlove (01/22/2015) [-]
Jk, I'm just a little chubby. I'm eating goldfish crackers as I type this.
#82 - landerp (01/22/2015) [-]
Ah. This is what I generally picture when I think of "morbidly obese." Not like one cookie would make a difference for someone like this anyway.
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#84 - mrgoodlove (01/22/2015) [-]
But when you're as funny as me and everybody wants to give you cookies, it does. I'm not really that cocky or funny by the way.
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#90 - stifflimb (01/22/2015) [-]
Dont worry I'll support you and give you a cookie by placing it at the top of an escelator thats going downwards, nog go get it!
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#91 - stifflimb (01/22/2015) [-]
*Now go get it xP
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#85 - landerp (01/22/2015) [-]
Then do as you please and shine on, you portly diamond.
#227 - Fantastic taught me to fake it 'til I make it  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2015 on Video games +5
#358 - unclaimedusername (01/23/2015) [-]
I blew his brains out after talking to him
#12 - Smear peanut butter on your ballsack, flip a coin, heads you p… 01/06/2015 on heads or tails 0
#167 - Some kid at my high school was so fat that only the tip poked … 01/03/2015 on gotta get fit this new year 0
#166 - Got any of you bending over backwards and rubbing your pussy? 01/03/2015 on gotta get fit this new year 0
#35 - *yo'rue 12/15/2014 on Flying Squirrel -2